User:Chimple

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Me

I'm an average Team Fortress 2 player, as well as active user of this wiki. It is only recently that I have decided to create an account. I go by many names in-game, but I'll always have the "[CHIMPLE]" tag on, because I'm part of a self-proclaimed awesome group (with 2 members in it) called Chimple.

Anyway...

  • I am very friendly. So friendly that, in fact, you'd laugh at how friendly I am, but not in front of me because of how friendly I am.
  • I'm not very competitive. I don't take the game too seriously.

In-Game

  • My favorite class is the Demoman (Demoknight, to be exact) and absolutely love the sound of critical UHHH hits. It warms my heart to such a degree that I can only laugh out loud in order to expel that heat from within my body.
  • While I main as the Demoman, I am also an active (and adept, in my opinion) player of the Soldier (Direct Hit), Sniper (Switch between Huntsman and Rifle, based on situation), Spy (Dead Ringer), Heckling Heavy (Fists of Steel, Shotgun), and Scout (Shortstop, Crit-a-Cola).
  • I taunt after many of my kills. Sorry, but sometimes it feels good to Direct Hit a Rocket-Jumping Soldier who thinks he can get an easy kill by Rocket-Jumping all over the place. Don't feel offended if I taunt, it's mainly habitual by now.
  • My favorite map is Gravel Pit, you'll see me there alot.
  • If a whole team goes Spy-Crab, Battle Medic, or Melee Heavy, you better believe that I'm joining them.
  • I don't kill Spy-Crabs, they are an endangered species and I, in fact, am an activist on Spy-Crab preservation.
  • There is only one branch of Team Fortress 2 players that I generally dislike, and that's over-the-top "I'm better than you", arrogant top-scoring, "My Team Sucks", disgusting, horrid, putrid, nasty, awful, revolting, air-headed professional "I am awesome" jackasses.

The Wiki

  • I'll generally be here to reference things, but if I see grammatical errors, I'll save you all some trouble and fix them myself.
  • I'll keep an eye out for conjecture of "not really trivia" trivia around here and remove it accordingly.