User:TheJ00

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I really should spend some time to learn formatting this page into something nice.. Or pretty.. Or both to be honest.

Until then:

If signing in is sure to result in an account, then you must sign in! A Finnish user "TheJ00" said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about accounts than you do, pal, because he has a TFWiki account, then he created himself a page, so that every visitor could see his work of honour.

Then, he took out two eggs... [TheJ00 takes two eggs from his pockets] ...to convince a little piggy to go to the market... [TheJ00 demonstrates by using the eggs, moving them in a walking motion.] ...to get slaughtered for bacon. [TheJ00 bangs the two eggs until his lap is covered with mixed eggwhites and yolk.]

[Laughs to himself] And from that day forward any time you bang two eggs together it makes 'a mess'! [No sounds are heard, as it starts to become obvious TheJ00 is not hosting a cooking show, his audience being the screen of his laptop, and the keyboard covered in the same messy mixture of eggwhites and yolk. A cookbook tips over and falls to the floor.]

[To the cookbook] Unles it's in the bowl!

[TheJ00 notices the small bowl on the floor, next to the cookbook] Dammit!