User:Dr. Scaphandre

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They're watching...

Navigation header stolen kindly donated by my good friend[1] Tark.
1. [citation needed]

Who the devil are you?

Who the devil am I? I'm Dr. Scaphandre! Former TF2 trader, outer space enthusiast, proud American, and now the hunter of Stubs.

If there's a maintenance issue with a page, I'll be there. If a page hasn't been worked on in ages, I'll be there. If there's a translation issue, I won't be there for I only speak American.

My goals on the wiki is to:

  • Clear it of all stub articles.
  • Create and upload delicious 1080p screencaps.
  • Give custom maps the fair and equal representation of official maps.
  • Hang out with cool guys in the IRC.
  • Get a Wiki-Cap so I can upstage my next door neighbor Will. (He's kinda a jerk.) I'm better then you Will!

If there's a Wiki project you'd like help with or additional members, tell me in the talk page. I'd be more then happy to assist. (Plus I'd like more to do.)

Take a look into my sandbox to see what I'm up to.

Dr. Scaphandre
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Basic information
Gender: Male
Birth place: America
Native language: English
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes: Heavy, Spy, Medic
Favourite maps: Trainsawlaser
Favourite weapons: Widowmaker Ap-Sap Sharp Dresser
Favourite hats: Company Man Bill's Hat Bubble Pipe
Favourite miscellaneous items: Tux Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Contact information
IRC nickname: DrScaphandre


To Do List
Unstub all the stubs! Pictogram wait.png In Progress
Add a Locations section to every MvM map. Pictogram tick.png Done
Get all the Mannpower map pages up to snuff. Pictogram tick.png Done
Build pages for Final Destination 2015. Pictogram tick.png Done
Rebuild the missing custom map pages. Pictogram comment.png Not Started.
Learn how to make, license, and submit images. Pictogram tick.png Done
Create a table for Skin Cases Pictogram tick.png Done
Find a Wiki project to join and contribute to. Pictogram comment.png Not started
Make Tark happy Pictogram comment.png Baking him a chocolate pie now.
World Peace Pictogram comment.png North Korea is making it really hard

BOX!

UserboxBF3.jpg This user plays Battlefield 3.
Minecraftblock.png This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.
User FNV40x.png Patrolling the Mojave almost makes this user wish for a nuclear winter!
REDicon.gif This user is an employee of RED.
User Orange box.png This user owns The Orange Box.
Steam tray.png This user dreams of making his own games.
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Coffee Icon.png This user drinks far too much coffee.
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This user does the Dew
BLU Wiki Cap.png This user wants a Wiki Cap.
UserIsPretty.jpg Man this user's pretty! Do the Monkey with them! Come on!
Mandelbrot sequence small.gif This user enjoys making people go insane.
Poker Night Icon.png This user has obtained several promotional items that are exclusively tied to achievements in other games and events.
Engineer Update Gunslinger.png This user is an offensineer.
"You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."
Unusual Logo.png This user owns an Unusual hat.
Train.png This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.
Earbuds.png This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.
LinuxLogo.png This user loves penguins so much. That's why they use Linux.

My babies

Backpack Sharp Dresser.png

"Stabby Stabby Fun Time"
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.


Backpack Tux.png

Tux
Limited Level 45 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable )


Backpack Fortified Compound.png

Fortified Compound
Level 10 Bow
"How the FUCK do I get headshots with this piece of shit?!"


Backpack Company Man.png

Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Unusual Effect: Orbiting Fire

Dream Items

Valve please make these items real and give me free Self-Made versions of them kthnxbai.

User Dr. Scaphandre Golden Ghastly Gibus.png

Golden Ghastly Gibus
Limited Level 79 Hat
Imbued with an ancient power
It was said that King Midas was the first person ever to wear a gibus. It was also said that the world was flat. Good times.

( Achievement Item: Not Tradable )

Achievables!

Tarkchievement Awarded by Reason
User Tark Potato.png

Potato Fan
Potato lover.

Lord Tarko Wikichievement unlocked!
Q:Why you did this?
A:I don't know, but i did it. So take care, and welcome to the most funny place of the world!
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
Tf soldier worth a thousand wars.png

Photo Bomb
Continuously upload and add screenshots to articles.

Lord Tarko Wikichievement unlocked!
So... you did it! Everyday uploading a lot of map images and other things. (References: Thunder (CTF), Foundry (CTF), Gorge (Capture the Flag), Coal Town, Snowplow‎). Anyway, you do a good work with locations too. Keep in mind: I'm a stalker.