User:KolpoPirate
| This user owns the Mann Co. Cap. |
| Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap? |
| This user owns the Frying Pan. |
| This user is a Mercenary. |
| This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge. |
| This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!” |
| This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.” |
| This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!” |
