User:UltraGamer902

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Hello, I am UltraGamer902!

 What makes you remotely remarkable?

Who said that? Oh well, lets move on. I am known for being absolutely nobody! I have never done anything remarkable. Which is pretty remarkable in itself, is it not?

 No.

Who keeps trying to shout over my presentation? Bah, doesn't matter. I am the single greatest person you will ever meet in your short life! Why is my life short, you may ask? Because there is a Spy right behind you- oh, ohh... awww...

While this kind Medic sweeps up that corpse, let me describe myself. I am a godly being sent from another dimension to to rid the world of Snipers using the weapons at my disposal, including, but not limited to: A Rocket Launcher, an Ullapool Caber, and the one and only Eyelander. My real name is Hyrithius Narmosinus. I am worshiped in the land of Hyrithia, where I rule the whole damn world. But enough about me and my boring life, tell me about you!

 My name is Jeremy, I live in Wisconsin, I have a brother named-

Your life is boring, I don't care about you! Anyway, I could ramble on about the quadrillions of adventures I have embarked on in my homeworld, but I won't. So have some links!

My YouTube channel, where you can see all of my adventures I don't record!

My Steam profile, where you can not play with me!

The Google homepage. This will save your life someday. You will know what I mean.

Until I get my Wiki Cap I will (never) get, I tip my flaming hat to all your ladies and gentlemen!


Well, actually, I don't see any ladies, so apparently just gentlemen. I bid you gentlemen good day!