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| item-name = Heifathon 88
 
| item-name = Heifathon 88
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Winger.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Winger.png
| item-level = Level 1 Off-Brand Ray Pistol
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| item-level = "Psst-Hey-Kid-Wanna-Buy-A" Raygun
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = Does not require ammo
 
| att-1-positive = Does not require ammo
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| item-name = The Killroy Kickers
 
| item-name = The Killroy Kickers
 
| custom-icon = User Jboby1 FeetOfEngineering.png
 
| custom-icon = User Jboby1 FeetOfEngineering.png
| item-level = Level 1 Shoes
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| item-level = "Its-Just-The-Mantreads" Pistol Replacements
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = -75% push force on wearer
 
| att-1-positive = -75% push force on wearer
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| item-name = The Pshoooes
 
| item-name = The Pshoooes
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Gunboats.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Gunboats.png
| item-level = Level 1 Rocket Shoes
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| item-level = ==> Scout : Blast Off
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = Double Jump is replaced with Rocket Dash
 
| att-1-neutral = Double Jump is replaced with Rocket Dash
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| item-name = Ro-Bat
 
| item-name = Ro-Bat
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Bat.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Bat.png
| item-level = Level 1 Bat
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| item-level = "Beep-Boop-Dumbass" Bat
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = Build 'Tobor' on melee damage dealt
 
| att-1-positive = Build 'Tobor' on melee damage dealt
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| item-name = The Fanflare
 
| item-name = The Fanflare
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Hells_bells.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Hells_bells.png
| item-level = Level 1 Flame Thrower
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| item-level = "Phlog-For-Band-Kids" Flamethrower
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = Build 'Huddah' by dealing damage.
 
| att-1-positive = Build 'Huddah' by dealing damage.
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It's like the [[Phlogistinator]] and the [[Bootie Time]] had a kid who took Band class and liked to tryhard! THE HORROR!
 
It's like the [[Phlogistinator]] and the [[Bootie Time]] had a kid who took Band class and liked to tryhard! THE HORROR!
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=== Prototype SM2 ===
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{| align=right
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| {{User:Mozart/Template:Custom item
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| item-name = Prototype SM2
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| custom-icon = Aw-Pilot_light.png
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| item-level = "Learn-How-To-Airblast" Flamethrower
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| quality = Unique
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| att-1-positive = +75% airblast cost reduction
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| att-2-positive = Reflected projectiles move +20% faster
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| att-3-negative = -75% damage penalty
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| att-4-negative = -50% slower deploy and holster speed
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| width = 300px
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}}
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|}
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Name is inspired by "W+M1" which is a common tactic for Pyros where they simply walk forward with the "M1" button held down. The name used the oposite keys, so "S" key (used for walking backwards) and "M2", which is the compression blast.
 
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| item-name = Speed Demon
 
| item-name = Speed Demon
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Rocket_Launcher.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Rocket_Launcher.png
| item-level = Level 1 Rocket Launcher
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| item-level = "Glass-Cannon" Rocket Launcher
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = When Active :
 
| att-1-neutral = When Active :
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| att-3-positive = +25% faster firing rate
 
| att-3-positive = +25% faster firing rate
 
| att-4-positive = +25% faster move speed on wearer
 
| att-4-positive = +25% faster move speed on wearer
| att-5-negative = +20% damage vulnerability on wearer
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| att-5-negative = +50% damage vulnerability on wearer
 
| width = 300px
 
| width = 300px
 
}}
 
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| item-name = The F-Bomb
 
| item-name = The F-Bomb
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Matador.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Matador.png
| item-level = Level 1 Rocket Launcher
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| item-level = "One-At-A-Effing-Time" Rocket Launcher
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = +35% explosion radius
 
| att-1-positive = +35% explosion radius
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| item-name = The Overclocker
 
| item-name = The Overclocker
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Ragelauncher.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Ragelauncher.png
| item-level = Level 1 Rocket Launcher
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| item-level = "Whats-A-Beggars-Bazooka-Lol" Rocket Launcher
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = Hold fire to fill your clip
 
| att-1-positive = Hold fire to fill your clip
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| item-name = The Scot's Last Stand
 
| item-name = The Scot's Last Stand
 
| custom-icon = Aw_Celtic_Clusterer.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw_Celtic_Clusterer.png
| item-level = Level 1 Cannon
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| item-level = "SCOT-LAAAAAAAND" Grenade Launcher
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = +45% damage bonus
 
| att-1-positive = +45% damage bonus
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| item-name = The Bikini Bomber
 
| item-name = The Bikini Bomber
 
| custom-icon = User_Jboby1_BikiniBomber.png
 
| custom-icon = User_Jboby1_BikiniBomber.png
| item-level = Level 1 Grenade Launcher
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| item-level = "Bottomless-Slownades" Grenade Launcher
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = Does not require ammo
 
| att-1-positive = Does not require ammo
 
| att-2-negative = -25% clip size
 
| att-2-negative = -25% clip size
| att-3-negative = -35% slower projectile speed
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| att-3-negative = Grenades are heavy and won't fly as far
 
| width = 300px
 
| width = 300px
 
}}
 
}}
 
|}
 
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Another weapon idea from the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever". I added the projectile speed penalty, however, because without it the weapon was incredibly overpowered.
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Another weapon idea from the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever". The grenades are heavier (by 50% to be exact) because without it the weapon was incredibly overpowered.
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=== The Celtic Clusterer ===
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{| align=right
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| {{User:Mozart/Template:Custom item
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| item-name = The Celtic Clusterer
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| custom-icon = Backpack_Loch-n-Load.png
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| item-level = "For-Demos-With-Terrible-Aim" Grenade Launcher
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| quality = Unique
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| att-1-neutral = Fires two grenades at once
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| att-2-positive = +30% blast radius bonus
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| att-3-negative = -35% damage penalty
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| width = 300px
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}}
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|}
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...Am I gonna get yelled at if I keep using "Biggest Update Ever" weapon concepts?
 
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=== Saturn Saber ===
 
=== Saturn Saber ===
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| item-name = Saturn Saber
 
| item-name = Saturn Saber
 
| custom-icon = Aw_Critsmourne_the_Lifestealer.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw_Critsmourne_the_Lifestealer.png
| item-level = Level 1 Alien Blade
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| item-level = "Whys-It-So-Cold-Mummy" Sword
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = Effect: Orbiting Planets
 
| att-1-neutral = Effect: Orbiting Planets
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| item-name = Tereshkova
 
| item-name = Tereshkova
 
| custom-icon = User_Jboby1_Goalkeeper.png
 
| custom-icon = User_Jboby1_Goalkeeper.png
| item-level = Level 1 Minigun
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| item-level = "The-Bane-Of-Chokepoints" Minigun
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = Shots penetrate players
 
| att-1-positive = Shots penetrate players
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| item-name = The Recycler
 
| item-name = The Recycler
 
| custom-icon = Aw-unknown_mgun.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw-unknown_mgun.png
| item-level = Level 1 Minigun
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| item-level = "Because-We-Hate-Sensibility" Minigun
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = Shoots a random projectile each shot
 
| att-1-neutral = Shoots a random projectile each shot
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}}
 
}}
 
|}
 
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This is probably really stupid, but I've always wanted to use a weapon like this.
 
This is probably really stupid, but I've always wanted to use a weapon like this.
  
 
The projectile acts how it would when fired from the weapon it comes from. For example, the rocket would ask like it would when shot from a stock RL. The same goes for the flares, GL Pills, and [[Righteous Bison]] lasers.
 
The projectile acts how it would when fired from the weapon it comes from. For example, the rocket would ask like it would when shot from a stock RL. The same goes for the flares, GL Pills, and [[Righteous Bison]] lasers.
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=== Fatman's Speedy Breastplate ===
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{| align=right
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| {{User:Mozart/Template:Custom item
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| item-name = Fatman's Speedy Breastplate
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| custom-icon = Backpack_Immobile_Suit.png
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| item-level = "Fragile-Speedster" Shotgun Replacement
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| quality = Unique
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| att-1-positive = +25% jump height bonus
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| att-2-positive = +30% move speed bonus
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| att-3-negative = -50% move speed while your minigun is spun up
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| att-4-negative = -75 health on wearer
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| width = 300px
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}}
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|}
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When I was first making this weapon, I forgot that the [[Gloves of Running Urgently]] already existed. So, to make it stand out a bit more, I added a jump height bonus and a move speed penalty while the minigun is spinning/spun up. This weapon can be used in conjunction with the GRU, creating a very high-risk-high-reward mobility playstyle.
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Also, Like the KGB and the GRU, this weapon is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Security_Service named after a Russian security agency].
 
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=== The Tobor Toppler ===
 
=== The Tobor Toppler ===
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| item-name = The Tobor Toppler
 
| item-name = The Tobor Toppler
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Fists of Steel.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Fists of Steel.png
| item-level = Level 1 Metal Gloves
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| item-level = "Mecha-Engineer's-Nightmare" Boxing Gloves
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = +65% damage bonus vs buildings
 
| att-1-positive = +65% damage bonus vs buildings
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| item-name = The Jumpstart
 
| item-name = The Jumpstart
 
| custom-icon = User_jboby1_megavolt.png
 
| custom-icon = User_jboby1_megavolt.png
| item-level = Level 1 Shotgun
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| item-level = "Run-You-Bastards-Run" Shotgun
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = Teleporters replaced with Speed Pads
 
| att-1-neutral = Teleporters replaced with Speed Pads
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| item-name = The Tagger
 
| item-name = The Tagger
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Texas_pickup_old.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Texas_pickup_old.png
| item-level = Level 1 Tagging Pistol
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| item-level = "Tag-and-Bag" Pistol
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = Alt-fire: Tag an enemy
 
| att-1-positive = Alt-fire: Tag an enemy
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| item-name = The Orange Box
 
| item-name = The Orange Box
 
| custom-icon = User_Jboby1_OrangeBox.png
 
| custom-icon = User_Jboby1_OrangeBox.png
| item-level = Level 1 Backpack
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| item-level = "Get-it?" Backpack
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = +50% max metal on wearer
 
| att-1-positive = +50% max metal on wearer
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}}
 
}}
 
|}
 
|}
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Replaces the Pistol
 
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=== The Backpack Beacon ===
 
=== The Backpack Beacon ===
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| item-name = The Backpack Beacon
 
| item-name = The Backpack Beacon
 
| custom-icon = User_Jboby1_BackpackBeacon.png
 
| custom-icon = User_Jboby1_BackpackBeacon.png
| item-level = Level 1 Backpack
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| item-level = "Spies-Are-Worse-Now" Backpack
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
| att-1-positive = +35% larger Sentry range
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| att-1-positive = +50% larger Sentry range
| att-2-positive = +65% larger Dispenser Range
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| att-2-positive = +85% larger Dispenser Range
| att-3-negative = -50% damage vs buildings
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| att-3-negative = Wearer cannot destroy sappers
 
| width = 300px
 
| width = 300px
 
}}
 
}}
 
|}
 
|}
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Replaces the Pistol
 
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== Medic ==
 
== Medic ==
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| item-name = Cherubim Combustor
 
| item-name = Cherubim Combustor
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Blutsauger.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Blutsauger.png
| item-level = Level 1 Light Gun
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| item-level = "Hot-Stuff" Light Gun
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
| att-1-neutral = Shoots a ball of pure light that burns targets
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| att-1-neutral = Acts like a Flare Gun
| att-2-positive = +250% damage bonus
 
| att-3-negative = -1500% slower firing rate
 
| att-4-negative = -70% less primary ammo on wearer
 
| att-5-negative = -90% smaller clip size
 
 
| width = 300px
 
| width = 300px
 
}}
 
}}
 
|}
 
|}
 
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Because giving the [[Flare Gun]] to the Medic is a good idea.
The "ball of pure light" functions identically to a flare. The seemingly absurd fire rate penalty makes the time between each shot 1.6 seconds in length, which is equal to it's reload rate. It holds only 45 ammo, and has a clip size of 4. This weapon deals 35 points of damage with every hit, not including afterburn.
 
 
 
 
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=== Die Heilkugel ===
 
=== Die Heilkugel ===
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| item-name = Die Heilkugel
 
| item-name = Die Heilkugel
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Electric_assurance.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Electric_assurance.png
| item-level = Level 1 Medigun
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| item-level = "Stick-To-That-Doc-Like-GLUE" Medigun
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = Heals teammates in a small area
 
| att-1-positive = Heals teammates in a small area
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| item-name = The Chilliam William
 
| item-name = The Chilliam William
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Blizzard_Builder.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Blizzard_Builder.png
| item-level = Level 1 Backpack Replacement
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| item-level = "Natascha-Is-A-Good-Weapon" Medigun
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = ÜberCharge grants 100% slow chance to heal target
 
| att-1-neutral = ÜberCharge grants 100% slow chance to heal target
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The Chilliam William is a combination of two weapon ideas I had. A medigun that gives it's patient the ability to slow down targets, much like the [[Natascha]], and an ice-based weapon to counter Pyros (it would probably be a flare gun, or an "anti-flare gun" in this case). The slower move speed makes the Medic just slightly faster than a Demoman, at 96% speed. This weapon may be favored more for it's fire resistance than it's slowdown capabilities, as the recent Pyro buff against Medics added in the [[Meet Your Match Update]] has made Pyros much more of a bane on a Medic's existance. Name is inspired by the "Me, an Intellectual" joke, which is rather prominent on Tumblr at the time of writing. The backpack model is the icon. The medigun itself is unchanged, besides the basic team coloring replaced with "Waterlogged Lab Coat" team coloring.
 
The Chilliam William is a combination of two weapon ideas I had. A medigun that gives it's patient the ability to slow down targets, much like the [[Natascha]], and an ice-based weapon to counter Pyros (it would probably be a flare gun, or an "anti-flare gun" in this case). The slower move speed makes the Medic just slightly faster than a Demoman, at 96% speed. This weapon may be favored more for it's fire resistance than it's slowdown capabilities, as the recent Pyro buff against Medics added in the [[Meet Your Match Update]] has made Pyros much more of a bane on a Medic's existance. Name is inspired by the "Me, an Intellectual" joke, which is rather prominent on Tumblr at the time of writing. The backpack model is the icon. The medigun itself is unchanged, besides the basic team coloring replaced with "Waterlogged Lab Coat" team coloring.
  
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=== Ein-Mann-Armee ===
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{| align=right
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| {{User:Mozart/Template:Custom item
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| item-name = Ein-Mann-Armee
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| custom-icon = Backpack_Kriegsmaschine-9000.png
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| item-level = "Selfish-Battle-Medic" Armor
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| quality = Unique
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| att-1-positive = +50 max health
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| att-2-neutral = Build "Blitztod" by receiving or dealing damage
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| att-3-positive = On Full "Blitztod" : Press M3 to gain Kritz, Quick-Fix heals, and ÜberCharge invulnerability
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| att-4-negative = -20% shorter ÜberCharge duration
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| att-5-negative = Cannot build ÜberCharge normally
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| width = 300px
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}}
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|}
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Takes 650 damage taken or dealt (or a combination of the two) to charge.
 
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=== The Mercy Kill ===
 
=== The Mercy Kill ===
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| item-name = The Mercy Kill
 
| item-name = The Mercy Kill
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Wings_of_Purity.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Wings_of_Purity.png
| item-level = Level 1 Wings
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| item-level = "Watch-Over-Your-Team" Wings
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = +150% greater jump height
 
| att-1-neutral = +150% greater jump height
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| item-name = The Big Top Bushman
 
| item-name = The Big Top Bushman
 
| custom-icon = Aw_Laugh-a-Minute.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw_Laugh-a-Minute.png
| item-level = Level 1 Sniper Rifle
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| item-level = "Look-How-Cool-I-Am" Sniper Rifle
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = Gain 'Showoff' on headshots
 
| att-1-positive = Gain 'Showoff' on headshots
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'Showmanship' works identically to the [[Hitman's Heatmaker]]'s 'Focus', but of course with different effects. It takes 3 headshots to fully charge the 'Showmanship' meter. The 'Showmanship' meter lasts 10s normally, but this can be extended by 3s with each additional headshot you make while under it's effects.
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'Showoff' works identically to the [[Hitman's Heatmaker]]'s 'Focus', but of course with different effects. It takes 3 headshots to fully charge the 'Showoff' meter. The 'Showoff' meter lasts 10s normally, but this can be extended by 3s with each additional headshot you make while under it's effects.
  
 
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| item-name = The L.M.A.O.
 
| item-name = The L.M.A.O.
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Machina.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Machina.png
| item-level = Level 1 Tool-Assisted Rifle
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| item-level = "Get-Good-Get-Hacks" Sniper Rifle
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = While Scoped : Bullets seek out heads in a small radius
 
| att-1-positive = While Scoped : Bullets seek out heads in a small radius
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| item-name = The New Zealand Bug Zapper
 
| item-name = The New Zealand Bug Zapper
 
| custom-icon = Aw_theprofession.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw_theprofession.png
| item-level = Level 1 Lightning Gun
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| item-level = "Smells-Loik-A-Barbie" SMG
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = Doesn't need to be reloaded
 
| att-1-neutral = Doesn't need to be reloaded
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| item-name = The Crutch
 
| item-name = The Crutch
 
| custom-icon = Aw_Same_Old_Shillelagh.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw_Same_Old_Shillelagh.png
| item-level = Level 1 Melee
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| item-level = "Everything-Hurts" Kukri
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = While active :
 
| att-1-neutral = While active :
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| item-name = The Smokebombs
 
| item-name = The Smokebombs
 
| custom-icon = Backpack A Whiff of the Old Brimstone.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack A Whiff of the Old Brimstone.png
| item-level = Level 1 Watch Replacement
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| item-level = "You-Cant-See-Me" Watch Replacement
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = On Use: Throw a bomb that detonates after 3 seconds, creating a large smoke explosion
 
| att-1-neutral = On Use: Throw a bomb that detonates after 3 seconds, creating a large smoke explosion
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| item-name = Garcon Bebe
 
| item-name = Garcon Bebe
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Photo_Badge.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Photo_Badge.png
| item-level = Level 1 Knife (and Baby Photos)
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| item-level = "Look-At-My-Boy-My-Baby-Boy" Knife
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = +75% deploy speed bonus
 
| att-1-positive = +75% deploy speed bonus
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| item-name = Counterintelligence Credentials
 
| item-name = Counterintelligence Credentials
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Disguise_Kit.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Disguise_Kit.png
| item-level = Level 1 Folder
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| item-level = "Hey-Thats-My-Wallet!" Disguise Kit
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-positive = Sentry detention delayed while undisguised
 
| att-1-positive = Sentry detention delayed while undisguised
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| item-name = The Scanner
 
| item-name = The Scanner
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Giger_Counter.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack_Giger_Counter.png
| item-level = Level 1 Scanner (Duh)
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| item-level = "Its-A-Scanner" Disguise Kit
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| att-1-neutral = On Use: Scans map for nearby enemies and randomly disguises as one
 
| att-1-neutral = On Use: Scans map for nearby enemies and randomly disguises as one
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| item-name = The Fler Kulor
 
| item-name = The Fler Kulor
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Warlordswinchester.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Warlordswinchester.png
| item-level = Level 1 Shotgun
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| item-level = "Bang-Bang-Into-The-Room" Shotgun
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
| att-1-positive = +67% ammo capacity
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| att-1-positive = +25% faster firing rate
| att-2-positive = +30% bullets per shot
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| att-2-positive = +50% bullets per shot
| att-3-negative = -34% clip size
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| att-3-negative = -50% reload rate
| att-4-neutral = The Swedes have done it again!
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| att-4-negative = -65% clip size penalty
 
| width = 300px
 
| width = 300px
 
}}
 
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"Fler Kulor" translates to "More Bullets" in Swedish (according to Google), and MAN does this weapon live up to it's name! With a much larger ammo pool and more bullets per shot, this weapon is meant to be viable shotgun replacement comparable to the Scout's [[Force-A-Nature]]. The "-34% clip size" will reduce this weapon's clip size to 4, from the original 6. This may not be enough, so I may have to increase this, or even change it to a more costly downside.
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"Fler Kulor" translates to "More Bullets" in Swedish (according to Google), and MAN does this weapon live up to it's name! With a many more pellets per shot and faster firing, this weapon is meant to be viable shotgun replacement comparable to the Scout's [[Force-A-Nature]]. The "-65% clip size" penalty will reduce this weapon's clip size to 2 from the original 6. The reload is much slower, and reloading the entire clip takes as long as reloading 4 bullets in a normal shotgun.  
  
 
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| quality = Unique
 
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| att-1-neutral = Shoots a heavy, high-powered laser
 
| att-2-neutral = Damage quickly lessens over a short radius
 
| att-2-neutral = Damage quickly lessens over a short radius
| att-3-positive = +500% maximum damage
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| att-3-positive = +900% maximum damage
 
| att-4-negative = -75% minimum damage
 
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| item-level = "Better-And-Better" Shotgun
 
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** Added the "-35% damage on body shot" penalty
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'''August 28th, 2017'''
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* Replaced the "Level 1 X" text with a little blurb, similar to the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever"
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* Added the ''Fatman's Speedy Breastplate'', ''Ein-Mann-Armee'', ''Prototype SM2'', and ''The Celtic Clusterer''
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* Updated the descriptions of some weapons to better explain how they work or to update them
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* '''The Bikini Bomber'''
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** Removed the "-35% slower projectile speed" penalty
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** Added the "Grenades are heavy and won't fly as far" penalty
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* '''The Backpack Beacon'''
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** Increased the Sentry range bonus from "+35%" to "+50%"
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** Increased the Dispenser range bonus from "+65%" to "+85%"
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** Removed the "-50% damage vs building" penalty
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** Added the "Wearer cannot destroy sappers" penalty
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* '''Cherubim Combustor'''
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** Removed all previous stats
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** Now functions identically to the Flare Gun
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* '''The Fler Kulor'''
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** Removed the "+67% ammo capacity" bonus
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** Increased the bullets per shot bonus from "+30%" to "+50%"
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** Increased the clip size penalty from "+34%" to "+65%"
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** Added the "+50% reload rate" penalty
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* '''The Kraftig 83'''
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** Now shoots a standard laser instead of a laser ball
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** Increased maximum damage bonus from "+500%" to "+900%"
 
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Revision as of 03:36, 30 August 2017

With apologies to Mozart, who I copied off of to make the first version of this page

If you have any issues or feedback for the weapons on this page, leave a note on the discussion page, and I'll try to get back to you!

Scout

Heifathon 88

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Heifathon 88
"Psst-Hey-Kid-Wanna-Buy-A" Raygun
Does not require ammo
On Kill: +10% damage bonus, up to +40%
Cannot be crit boosted

Inspired from what is apparently a fan-made Dr. Grordbort-styled weapon.

The Killroy Kickers

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The Killroy Kickers
"Its-Just-The-Mantreads" Pistol Replacements
-75% push force on wearer
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on

The name is a reference to the song "Mr. Roboto" by Styx.

The Pshoooes

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The Pshoooes
==> Scout : Blast Off
Double Jump is replaced with Rocket Dash
Press M3 at any time to run +25% faster for 8 seconds!
+40% recharge time

Inspired and named after "The Pshoooes", a Febuary 2013 Weapon Of The Month for Advanced Weaponizer. Replaces the Pistol. The boost mechanic acts much like Bonk! Atomic Punch, only the recharge is 34 seconds long, instead of 24 seconds.

Ro-Bat

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Ro-Bat
"Beep-Boop-Dumbass" Bat
Build 'Tobor' on melee damage dealt
On Full 'Tobor' : Alt-fire to grow 50% larger, and heal 500 health (can overheal with no decay)
On Full 'Tobor' : Alt-fire to move 30% slower, be unable to switch from melee, and lose the ability to jump
-40% slower firing speed
The effects of 'Tobor' last until death

It takes 300 to fully charge the 'Tobor' meter.

Pyro

The Fanflare

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The Fanflare
"Phlog-For-Band-Kids" Flamethrower
Build 'Huddah' by dealing damage.
Alt-Fire on full 'Huddah': Taunt to gain 75% damage resistance for several seconds.
+25% more vulnerable while 'Huddah' taunting.
Hit the bass drum with every step

It's like the Phlogistinator and the Bootie Time had a kid who took Band class and liked to tryhard! THE HORROR!

Prototype SM2

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Prototype SM2
"Learn-How-To-Airblast" Flamethrower
+75% airblast cost reduction
Reflected projectiles move +20% faster
-75% damage penalty
-50% slower deploy and holster speed

Name is inspired by "W+M1" which is a common tactic for Pyros where they simply walk forward with the "M1" button held down. The name used the oposite keys, so "S" key (used for walking backwards) and "M2", which is the compression blast.

Soldier

Speed Demon

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Speed Demon
"Glass-Cannon" Rocket Launcher
When Active :
+40% faster reload rate
+25% faster firing rate
+25% faster move speed on wearer
+50% damage vulnerability on wearer

The 25% move speed bonus increased the Soldier's move speed from 80% to 100%.

The F-Bomb

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The F-Bomb
"One-At-A-Effing-Time" Rocket Launcher
+35% explosion radius
+65% blast damage push force
-40% slower projectile speed
Cannot fire another rocket until the last has exploded

The downsides may be too great on this one. I can't tell.

The Overclocker

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The Overclocker
"Whats-A-Beggars-Bazooka-Lol" Rocket Launcher
Hold fire to fill your clip
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
+99% faster firing rate
-33% clip size
+70% slower reload rate
+4 degrees random projectile deviation

This is just the Beggar's Bazooka. Granted, you can load 4 rockets instead of 3, the reload rate is 40% longer, and rockets all fire at the same time instead of shortly after each other, but still. It's just a stronger BB. What's the point? WELL THIS BABY DOESN'T HAVE AN EXPLOSION RADIUS PENALTY! Obviously, your sold now, I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in your smile. I can see it in the way you're bringing your hands to my neck to give me a hug. Wait, no. Your strangling me. Please stop. I need my neck to breath.

Demoman

The Scot's Last Stand

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The Scot's Last Stand
"SCOT-LAAAAAAAND" Grenade Launcher
+45% damage bonus
+25% less splash damage falloff
-85% slower reload
Clip size of 1

The Scot's Last Stand is, at first glace, a worse combination of the Loch-n-Load and the Loose Cannon. Sure, there's a pretty nice damage bonus and a bit less blast damage falloff, but the much slower reload and minuscule clip size means you can only fire a single shot once around every 3 seconds. This weapon is meant to be used for area denial, and can best be described as a "Backup Stickybomb Launcher", as it deals about the same damage as 2 stickybombs and can be fired instantly. The single shot and the reload penalty with make this weapon very unattractive to Demomen who prefer to spam, much like the Loose Cannon.

The Bikini Bomber

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The Bikini Bomber
"Bottomless-Slownades" Grenade Launcher
Does not require ammo
-25% clip size
Grenades are heavy and won't fly as far

Another weapon idea from the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever". The grenades are heavier (by 50% to be exact) because without it the weapon was incredibly overpowered.

The Celtic Clusterer

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The Celtic Clusterer
"For-Demos-With-Terrible-Aim" Grenade Launcher
Fires two grenades at once
+30% blast radius bonus
-35% damage penalty

...Am I gonna get yelled at if I keep using "Biggest Update Ever" weapon concepts?

Saturn Saber

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Saturn Saber
"Whys-It-So-Cold-Mummy" Sword
Effect: Orbiting Planets
+35% faster firing rate
Kills turn victim into ice
-2 health per second while deployed
This Weapon has a large melee range and deploys and holsters slower
A shortsword forged of Saturn's atmosphere. Unfortunately, this means it has to be kept at a constant −260 degrees Celsius to stay solid. You hands are screwed.
— The original description I wrote for this weapon in 2014

Heavy

Tereshkova

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Tereshkova
"The-Bane-Of-Chokepoints" Minigun
Shots penetrate players
+10% primary ammo regenerated every 5 seconds
-15% damage penalty

Weapon featured in icon can be found here

I had this weapon idea a few years ago, and posted about it on /r/TF2WeaponIdeas. It shares the name and the "shots penetrate players" attribute of a minigun idea from the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever" page, but that's where the similarities end. The added damage penalty is meant to balance out the strong-but-situational enemy penetration buff. The other buff, a passive 10% primary ammo regeneration, is meant to help Heavies rely less on Engineers and ammo packs. The bonus may also encourage "roamer" play styles, which was not the main intention behind this weapon.

The Recycler

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The Recycler
"Because-We-Hate-Sensibility" Minigun
Shoots a random projectile each shot
(Rockets, Flares, Pills, and Bison Lasers)
-50% slower firing rate
-60% max primary ammo on wearer

This is probably really stupid, but I've always wanted to use a weapon like this.

The projectile acts how it would when fired from the weapon it comes from. For example, the rocket would ask like it would when shot from a stock RL. The same goes for the flares, GL Pills, and Righteous Bison lasers.

Fatman's Speedy Breastplate

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Fatman's Speedy Breastplate
"Fragile-Speedster" Shotgun Replacement
+25% jump height bonus
+30% move speed bonus
-50% move speed while your minigun is spun up
-75 health on wearer

When I was first making this weapon, I forgot that the Gloves of Running Urgently already existed. So, to make it stand out a bit more, I added a jump height bonus and a move speed penalty while the minigun is spinning/spun up. This weapon can be used in conjunction with the GRU, creating a very high-risk-high-reward mobility playstyle.

Also, Like the KGB and the GRU, this weapon is named after a Russian security agency.

The Tobor Toppler

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The Tobor Toppler
"Mecha-Engineer's-Nightmare" Boxing Gloves
+65% damage bonus vs buildings
-20% slower attack rate
While in MvM Mode:
+65% damage bonus

This weapon was originally conceived as a MvM-only weapon, and would revert to reskin of stock in all non MvM gamemodes. This seemed to harsh to me, so I reworked it. Now, its a situational but useful weapon, as it deals extra damage against buildings, but swings slower. I still wanted to keep the MvM-Exclusive bonuses, but I decided to remove them all in favor of a very nice damage bonus.

Engineer

The Jumpstart

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The Jumpstart
"Run-You-Bastards-Run" Shotgun
Teleporters replaced with Speed Pads
Speeds users by up to +40% for a few seconds
Cannot upgrade Speed Pads past level 2

Weapon featured in icon can be found here

Another weapon idea inspired by (stolen from) the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever", this shotgun replaces the incredibly useful Teleporters with "Speed Pads". Two can be placed down at a time. The speed up effect acts identically to the Disciplinary Action's speed boost effect, only it lasts 10 or 15 seconds (depending on the level) opposed to 2. If you couldn't infer from the last sentence, the speed boost lasts longer depending on the Pad's level. The first level boost lasts 10 seconds, and the second level boost lasts 15 seconds. And yes, if you were wondering, those are the only custom stats for the weapon. If not for exchanging your Teleporter for a Speed Pad, this weapon would just be a reskin of the shotgun.

The Tagger

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The Tagger
"Tag-and-Bag" Pistol
Alt-fire: Tag an enemy
Tagged enemies take +35% more incoming damage
Tagged enemies glow green and can be seen through walls
Tag automatically breaks after 10 seconds
Can only tag one target at a time
Tagging deals no damage
-50% damage

Useful for spy-checking.

The Orange Box

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The Orange Box
"Get-it?" Backpack
+50% max metal on wearer
+25% max building health
Cannot upgrade Dispensers past level 1
Cannot upgrade Teleporters past level 1

Replaces the Pistol

The Backpack Beacon

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The Backpack Beacon
"Spies-Are-Worse-Now" Backpack
+50% larger Sentry range
+85% larger Dispenser Range
Wearer cannot destroy sappers

Replaces the Pistol

Medic

Cherubim Combustor

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Cherubim Combustor
"Hot-Stuff" Light Gun
Acts like a Flare Gun

Because giving the Flare Gun to the Medic is a good idea.

Die Heilkugel

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Die Heilkugel
"Stick-To-That-Doc-Like-GLUE" Medigun
Heals teammates in a small area
-25% slower healing rate
Cannot Übercharge

According to Google Translate, "Die Heilkugel" is German for "The Healing Ball", which would be pretty accurate for this weapon. Instead of healing one patient, the Die Heilkugel heals all team mates in a small area, in an area similar in size to the Amputator's healing taunt. To counteract this, the medigun heals slower, cannot Übercharge, and holsters much slower. Hopefully this will make Medics more valuable and viable in both pushing and defense situations.

The Chilliam William

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The Chilliam William
"Natascha-Is-A-Good-Weapon" Medigun
ÜberCharge grants 100% slow chance to heal target
+20% ÜberCharge rate
+40% fire damage resistance
-15% slower move speed

The Chilliam William is a combination of two weapon ideas I had. A medigun that gives it's patient the ability to slow down targets, much like the Natascha, and an ice-based weapon to counter Pyros (it would probably be a flare gun, or an "anti-flare gun" in this case). The slower move speed makes the Medic just slightly faster than a Demoman, at 96% speed. This weapon may be favored more for it's fire resistance than it's slowdown capabilities, as the recent Pyro buff against Medics added in the Meet Your Match Update has made Pyros much more of a bane on a Medic's existance. Name is inspired by the "Me, an Intellectual" joke, which is rather prominent on Tumblr at the time of writing. The backpack model is the icon. The medigun itself is unchanged, besides the basic team coloring replaced with "Waterlogged Lab Coat" team coloring.

Ein-Mann-Armee

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Ein-Mann-Armee
"Selfish-Battle-Medic" Armor
+50 max health
Build "Blitztod" by receiving or dealing damage
On Full "Blitztod" : Press M3 to gain Kritz, Quick-Fix heals, and ÜberCharge invulnerability
-20% shorter ÜberCharge duration
Cannot build ÜberCharge normally

Takes 650 damage taken or dealt (or a combination of the two) to charge.

The Mercy Kill

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The Mercy Kill
"Watch-Over-Your-Team" Wings
+150% greater jump height
Extend wings to slow descent
No fall damage on wearer
No self healing

It's a replacement for the Medic's most important weapon AND it's an Overwatch joke! What luck!

Sniper

The Big Top Bushman

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The Big Top Bushman
"Look-How-Cool-I-Am" Sniper Rifle
Gain 'Showoff' on headshots
'Showoff' instantly activates on full charge
While under Showoff : +50% faster reload
While under Showoff : Marked for Death
-35% damage on body shot

'Showoff' works identically to the Hitman's Heatmaker's 'Focus', but of course with different effects. It takes 3 headshots to fully charge the 'Showoff' meter. The 'Showoff' meter lasts 10s normally, but this can be extended by 3s with each additional headshot you make while under it's effects.

The L.M.A.O.

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The L.M.A.O.
"Get-Good-Get-Hacks" Sniper Rifle
While Scoped : Bullets seek out heads in a small radius
On Scoped Shot: -10 health per shot
On Headshot : -25 health
Healing reduced by -90% while active
Cannot fire if health is <25%

The radius is 32 hammer units. If the hitbox of an enemy head enters that area when the shot is fired, they will be headshot. Name and main gimmick inspired by a famous cheating software.

The New Zealand Bug Zapper

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The New Zealand Bug Zapper
"Smells-Loik-A-Barbie" SMG
Doesn't need to be reloaded
+33% secondary ammo on wearer
Can arc from target to nearby enemies
This weapon deploys 35% faster

It's an electric gun, inspired by the Short Circuit and the Dr. Grordbort weapons. This electricity-based weapon is meant to cover the Sniper when their perch gets ambushed. The 35% faster deploying rate is meant to reflect this. It's also useful when fighting tight advancing or defending groups, as the small but useful "arc range" or 100 Hammer Units will make this a very nice area-denial tool. Maybe too powerful, considering the Sniper is meant to excel in long-range one-on-one combat. I may have to rework this.

The Crutch

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The Crutch
"Everything-Hurts" Kukri
While active :
All damage is returned as health
-30% damage penalty
-15% slower move speed

Spy

The Smokebombs

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The Smokebombs
"You-Cant-See-Me" Watch Replacement
On Use: Throw a bomb that detonates after 3 seconds, creating a large smoke explosion
On Explosion: Gain 75% damage resistance from all sources for a short duration
On Explosion : Gain 25% speed boost for a short duration
Wearer cannot cloak
User only has 12 bombs per life

This weapon is meant to replace the Invis Watch. The bombs, although incredibly limited, are rather strong. Leaving large smoke explosions and giving the Spy very strong buffs, this may be a very overpowered weapon. The limitation on bombs, and the fact that only 12 bombs are available per life is meant to make the weapon less viable. Without his classic cloak, the Spy will have to resort to throwing a bomb, quickly donning a disguise, and leaving while he can.

Garcon Bebe

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Garcon Bebe
"Look-At-My-Boy-My-Baby-Boy" Knife
+75% deploy speed bonus
On Frontal Attack : Victim is forced to laugh
Backstabs does mini-crit damage
When Used vs Enemy Scout : You are Marked for Death. Scout is forced to melee and doesn't laugh.

You show Scout's baby photos to the enemy team. It makes them laugh, because Scout has barely changed throughout the years. Scout just gets pissed, so you probably shouldn't have showed them to him.

Counterintelligence Credentials

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Counterintelligence Credentials
"Hey-Thats-My-Wallet!" Disguise Kit
Sentry detention delayed while undisguised
Can be healed by enemy Dispensers while undisguised
Fragile Disguise - Any damage received removes your disguise

Based on the workshop weapon of the same name

The first attribute means that Sentries will wait 2 seconds before detecting you, allowing you to stab the Engineer and not immediately get shot at by a sentry.

The Scanner

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The Scanner
"Its-A-Scanner" Disguise Kit
On Use: Scans map for nearby enemies and randomly disguises as one
+50% faster disguise rate
Cannot disguise normally
This weapon deploys +60% slower
This weapon holsters +35% slower

I posted a similar concept on /r/TF2WeaponIdeas a few years ago, but it was seriously underpowered. So, I decided to buff it. After that I nerfed it because the buff was too strong.

Multi-Class

The Fler Kulor

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The Fler Kulor
"Bang-Bang-Into-The-Room" Shotgun
+25% faster firing rate
+50% bullets per shot
-50% reload rate
-65% clip size penalty

"Fler Kulor" translates to "More Bullets" in Swedish (according to Google), and MAN does this weapon live up to it's name! With a many more pellets per shot and faster firing, this weapon is meant to be viable shotgun replacement comparable to the Scout's Force-A-Nature. The "-65% clip size" penalty will reduce this weapon's clip size to 2 from the original 6. The reload is much slower, and reloading the entire clip takes as long as reloading 4 bullets in a normal shotgun.

The Kraftig 83

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The Kraftig 83
"Up-Close-And-Personal" Raygun
Shoots a heavy, high-powered laser
Damage quickly lessens over a short radius
+900% maximum damage
-75% minimum damage
+35% damage vulnerability on wearer

Based on a Dr. Grordbort weapon. Falloff radius is roughly equal to the range of the Buff Banner.

The Leveler

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The Leveler
"Better-And-Better" Shotgun
This weapon levels up every 350 damage dealt
Level 1 : +45% faster reloading
Level 2 : +15% move speed bonus
Level 3 : 25% chance to ignite target on hit
-67% clip size
-20% damage penalty

I'm going to level with you. This probably isn't a good mechanic.

Changelog

November 1st, 2014
  • Created page

August 10th, 2017

  • Massive page overhaul
  • Added "Fler Kulor", "Chilliam William", "Die Heilkugel", and "The Recycler"

August 11th, 2017

  • Added "Muckwalkers" and "The New Zealand Bug Zapper"

August 12th, 2017

  • Added many new weapon concepts
    • "The Speed Demon", "Tereshkova", "Cherubim Combustor", "The Mercy Kill", "The Garcon Bebe", "Counterintelligence Credentials", and "The Scanner"

August 14th, 2017

  • Added new weapon concepts
    • "Gehrig's Gattler", "The Heifathon 88", "The Saturn Saber", and "The Kraftig 83"

August 16th, 2017

  • Fixed some minor grammatical errors
  • Removed the "The" prefix from "The Tereshkova", "The Speed Demon", and "The Heifathon 88"
  • 'Reworked the following weapons based on feedback'
    • Tereshkova
      • Removed the "+50% max primary ammo on wearer" bonus attribute
      • Added the "+10% of ammo regenerated every 5 seconds on wearer" bonus attribute
    • The Scot's Last Stand
      • Reduced the damage bonus from "+60%" to "+45%"
      • Removed the "No blast damage falloff" bonus attribute
      • Added the "-25% less splash damage falloff" bonus attribute
      • Removed the "Cannonballs explode on contact with any surface" attribute
    • The New Zealand Bug Zapper
      • Reworded the "Fires straight from the reserve ammo" attribute to be more concise and understandable
      • Added a "This weapon deploys +35% faster" bonus attribute
      • Reduced the secondary ammo bonus from "+167%" to "+33%", or from "200" reserve ammo to "100" reserve ammo
      • Removed the "-25% damage penalty" attribute
      • Arc damage no longer deals less damage
      • Lowered the arc radius by 33%
  • Updated the descriptions of the changed weapons to better reflect their current state.
  • Added a changelog. Guess what you're reading right now!

August 20th, 2017 #1

  • Removed the "10% chance to ignite target" bonus attribute from the Heifathon 88.
  • Using the "Garcon Bebe" on a Scout will no longer give them mini-crits.
  • Using the "Garcon Bebe" on a Scout will now mark its user for death for a short time.
  • Added the 'Pyro' section, and two new weapons.
    • "The Fanflare" and "The Leveler"
  • Added "The Pshoooes", "The F-Bomb", "The Overclocker", and "The Big Top Bushman".

August 20th, 2017 #2

  • Fixed some grammar
  • The Pshoooes
    • Fixed the "Press M3 at any time to run +25% faster for 8 seconds!" attribute not displaying in blue font
  • Saturn Saber
    • Added an Unusual effect (Orbiting Planets) to the weapon
    • Removed the "+20% damage bonus" attribute
    • Added the "+35% firing rate" bonus attribute
    • Added the "-2 health per second" negative attribute
    • Fixed the "Victims turn to ice upon death" attribute not displaying in red text
    • Reworded the "Victims turn to ice upon death" attribute to be more concise.
  • Die Heilkugel
    • Reduced holster speed penalty from +80% slower to +50%
    • Added the "This weapon deploys +80% slower" negative attribute
  • Counterintelligence Credentials
    • User can no longer use enemy Teleporters while undisguised
    • User can now use enemy Dispensers while undisguised
    • Reworded the "Fragile Disguise" negative attribute to be more concise

August 22th, 2017

  • Reworked some page formatting. It should now look better on "mobile-friendly" versions of this page.
  • Made most item descriptions one block of text, instead of many several, smaller, often one line long blocks.
  • Added the 'Engineer' section, and two new weapons.
    • "The Jumpstart" and "The Tagger"
    • Die Heilkugel
  • Fixed the "Heals teammates in a small area" bonus attribute not displaying in blue
    • The Muckwalkers
  • Removed the ability to resist bleed.
  • Reworded the description to be more concise.
  • I have plans to change the stylization of the page soon to something more like the Advanced Weaponiser or Custom Weapons 2 pages. Please message me your thoughts on if I should do this or not.

August 23rd, 2017

  • Removed the Gehrig's Gattler.
  • Removed The Muckwalkers.
  • Changed the icon for The Scot's Last Stand.
  • Added two new Sniper weapons, The L.M.A.O. and The Crutch, which should work well together.
  • Reworked the following weapons
    • Heifathon 88
      • Removed the +26% firing rate boost.
      • Added "On Kill: +10% damage bonus, up to +40%" bonus.
    • Die Heilkugel
      • Removed the deploying and holstering speed penalties.
    • The Tagger
      • Moved the ability to tag to alt-fire. It can now function like a regular pistol, albeit with a -50% damage penalty
      • Removed the ability for Sentries to target tagged victims, as it made the weapon seem like a worse Wrangler.
      • Increased the amount of incoming damage taken by a tagged enemy from +20% to +35%.
      • Tagged enemies now glow green and through walls
    • The Leveler
      • Now all-class.

August 27th, 2017 #1

  • Added the Metal Cleats, Ro-Bat, and the Bikini Bomber.

August 27th, 2017 #2

  • Metal Cleats
    • Renamed to The Killroy Kickers
    • Removed the "Deals bleed damage to the person you land on" attribute
    • Added the "Deals 3x falling damage to the person you land on" attribute

August 28th, 2017

  • The Killroy Kickers
    • Added a new icon
  • Added "The Orange Box" and "The Backpack Beacon" for the Engineer
  • The Big Top Bushman
    • Renamed "Showmanship" to "Showoff"
    • Activating "Showoff" no longer gives you a team-colored glow
    • Activating "Showoff" now marks the user for death
    • Added the "-35% damage on body shot" penalty

August 28th, 2017

  • Replaced the "Level 1 X" text with a little blurb, similar to the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever"
  • Added the Fatman's Speedy Breastplate, Ein-Mann-Armee, Prototype SM2, and The Celtic Clusterer
  • Updated the descriptions of some weapons to better explain how they work or to update them
  • The Bikini Bomber
    • Removed the "-35% slower projectile speed" penalty
    • Added the "Grenades are heavy and won't fly as far" penalty
  • The Backpack Beacon
    • Increased the Sentry range bonus from "+35%" to "+50%"
    • Increased the Dispenser range bonus from "+65%" to "+85%"
    • Removed the "-50% damage vs building" penalty
    • Added the "Wearer cannot destroy sappers" penalty
  • Cherubim Combustor
    • Removed all previous stats
    • Now functions identically to the Flare Gun
  • The Fler Kulor
    • Removed the "+67% ammo capacity" bonus
    • Increased the bullets per shot bonus from "+30%" to "+50%"
    • Increased the clip size penalty from "+34%" to "+65%"
    • Added the "+50% reload rate" penalty
  • The Kraftig 83
    • Now shoots a standard laser instead of a laser ball
    • Increased maximum damage bonus from "+500%" to "+900%"