User:MEMEScouty

I play Scout and deathmatch a lot. like, a lot.

i don't like the competitive Scout page and plan to redo it, because it feels weirdly written imo

This user is such a Harvest Addict that when the map rotates he suffers from withdrawal symptoms.

This user claims they play competitively, and yet is not in a scrim right now. How interesting...

This user owns a Strange Normal Scattergun. Oddly enough, this user never uses it.

This user's favorite killstreak effect is Fire Horns.

This user has no hope left.	pwn. This user owns you.	This user leaves summaries with his edits most of the time.	This user likes to edit articles in GIANT MAN chunks.
This user loves surfing the Wiki via Random Page.	This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.	This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user is dominating you! HUNT HIM DOWN.
This user is a Backstabber!	This user loves to apply Killstreak Kits to his weapons.	This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”	This user is a sitting duck.
This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 45 frames per second.	This user has spent ∞ hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user owns the Essential Accessories.	This user owns a Genuine Champ Stamp.
This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.	This user is a Saharan Spy.	This user owns a Strange Scattergun. Rank: Strange Kills: I forgor	This user owns a Strange Pistol. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 111 (on purpose)
This user prefers to buy virtual cosmetic items of little to no use instead of investing in upgrading his toaster PC.	-81 This user plays with -dxlevel 81, because they're a poor.	This user prefers Half-Life 1.	This user does not want userboxes on his profile page... wait a second....

My Favorite Item:

"gray strange?"
Hale's Own Scattergun - Kills: 10218
(Damage Dealt: 7943164)
(Scouts Killed: 4146)
(Soldiers Killed: 1642)
"my favorite color"