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+ | '''Lecture Valley''' is a (possibly bankrupt) Farm & Baking Cooperative with five locations in the [[Badlands (Region)|Greater Badlands Area]] that was recently acquired by [[Mann Co.]] in an estate sale. | ||
== The Farm & Baking Cooperative == | == The Farm & Baking Cooperative == | ||
+ | The Farm's primary focus is to grow wheat to make [[bread]], which they sell for eighteen dollars a loaf. They grow wheat, thistles, nutmeg and trees. The Farm takes pride in their no pesticide policy, believing crop damage to be a social construct and preferring instead to let the bugs infest their crops. | ||
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=== Dolphins === | === Dolphins === | ||
− | + | Lecture Valley also raises dolphins to gather lactation milk for use in their bread. The farm employs emotional literacy consultants that monitor the dolphins to ensure that they do not make fun of any insects that might be infecting the crops. They house the dolphins in a tank of essential oils and sorghum bacteria. They feed them a diet of "pre-chewed root vegetables and beef-fed grass."<ref>[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:LectureValley01.png] Teufort Reader Pg. 146-147</ref> | |
− | The farm employs emotional literacy consultants that monitor the dolphins to ensure that they do not make fun of any insects that might be infecting the | ||
− | They house the dolphins in a tank of essential oils and sorghum bacteria. | ||
− | They feed them a diet of "pre-chewed root vegetables and beef-fed grass."<ref>[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:LectureValley01.png] Teufort Reader Pg. 146-147</ref> | ||
== Upcoming Mann Co. Products == | == Upcoming Mann Co. Products == | ||
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In the advertisements, Mann Co. mentions a number of products that they will be releasing soon.<ref>[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:LectureValley02.png] Teufort Reader Pg. 148-149</ref> | In the advertisements, Mann Co. mentions a number of products that they will be releasing soon.<ref>[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:LectureValley02.png] Teufort Reader Pg. 148-149</ref> | ||
− | * Eighteen Dollar | + | * Eighteen Dollar Bread |
* 50 Acres of Farm Land | * 50 Acres of Farm Land | ||
* Bag of Dolphin Meat | * Bag of Dolphin Meat | ||
− | * Mann Co Robot Disguise Kit | + | * Mann Co [[Robot]] Disguise Kit |
* 12-Step Mann Co. Piano Lessons | * 12-Step Mann Co. Piano Lessons | ||
− | * Dispenser Costumes | + | * [[Dispenser]] Costumes |
* Nutmeg | * Nutmeg | ||
* A Catapult | * A Catapult |
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Lecture Valley is a (possibly bankrupt) Farm & Baking Cooperative with five locations in the Greater Badlands Area that was recently acquired by Mann Co. in an estate sale.
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The Farm & Baking Cooperative
The Farm's primary focus is to grow wheat to make bread, which they sell for eighteen dollars a loaf. They grow wheat, thistles, nutmeg and trees. The Farm takes pride in their no pesticide policy, believing crop damage to be a social construct and preferring instead to let the bugs infest their crops.
Dolphins
Lecture Valley also raises dolphins to gather lactation milk for use in their bread. The farm employs emotional literacy consultants that monitor the dolphins to ensure that they do not make fun of any insects that might be infecting the crops. They house the dolphins in a tank of essential oils and sorghum bacteria. They feed them a diet of "pre-chewed root vegetables and beef-fed grass."[1]
Upcoming Mann Co. Products
In the advertisements, Mann Co. mentions a number of products that they will be releasing soon.[2]
- Eighteen Dollar Bread
- 50 Acres of Farm Land
- Bag of Dolphin Meat
- Mann Co Robot Disguise Kit
- 12-Step Mann Co. Piano Lessons
- Dispenser Costumes
- Nutmeg
- A Catapult
- A Table Flipping Avoidance Course
Gallery
References
External links
- Lecture Valley Spread - Found by clicking the period at the end of the Business Time blog post.