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| ''Local. Sustainable. Artisanal. Responsible. Placenta. These are just a few of the words you'll overhear at Lecture Valley Farms.''
 
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'''Lecture Valley''' is a (possibly bankrupt) Farm & Baking Cooperative with five locations in the [[Badlands (Region)|Greater Badlands Area]].<br />
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It was recently acquired by [[Mann Co.]] in an estate sale.<br />
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'''Lecture Valley''' is a (possibly bankrupt) Farm & Baking Cooperative with five locations in the [[Badlands (Region)|Greater Badlands Area]] that was recently acquired by [[Mann Co.]] in an estate sale.
  
 
== The Farm & Baking Cooperative ==
 
== The Farm & Baking Cooperative ==
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The Farm's primary focus is to grow wheat to make [[bread]], which they sell for eighteen dollars a loaf. They grow wheat, thistles, nutmeg and trees. The Farm takes pride in their no pesticide policy, believing crop damage to be a social construct and preferring instead to let the bugs infest their crops.
  
The Farms primary focus is to grow wheat to make bread, which they sell for $18 a loaf.<br />
 
They grow wheat, thistles, nutmeg and trees.<br />
 
The Farm takes pride in their no pesticide policy, preferring instead to let the bugs infest their crops.<br /><br />
 
 
=== Dolphins ===
 
=== Dolphins ===
They also raise dolphins to gather lactation milk for use in their bread.
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Lecture Valley also raises dolphins to gather lactation milk for use in their bread. The farm employs emotional literacy consultants that monitor the dolphins to ensure that they do not make fun of any insects that might be infecting the crops. They house the dolphins in a tank of essential oils and sorghum bacteria. They feed them a diet of "pre-chewed root vegetables and beef-fed grass."<ref>[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:LectureValley01.png] Teufort Reader Pg. 146-147</ref>
The farm employs emotional literacy consultants that monitor the dolphins to ensure that they do not make fun of any insects that might be infecting the crop.<br />
 
They house the dolphins in a tank of essential oils and sorghum bacteria.<br />
 
They feed them a diet of "pre-chewed root vegetables and beef-fed grass."<ref>[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:LectureValley01.png] Teufort Reader Pg. 146-147</ref>
 
  
 
== Upcoming Mann Co. Products ==
 
== Upcoming Mann Co. Products ==
 
 
In the advertisements, Mann Co. mentions a number of products that they will be releasing soon.<ref>[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:LectureValley02.png] Teufort Reader Pg. 148-149</ref>
 
In the advertisements, Mann Co. mentions a number of products that they will be releasing soon.<ref>[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:LectureValley02.png] Teufort Reader Pg. 148-149</ref>
  
* Eighteen Dollar [[Bread]]
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* Eighteen Dollar Bread
 
* 50 Acres of Farm Land
 
* 50 Acres of Farm Land
 
* Bag of Dolphin Meat
 
* Bag of Dolphin Meat
* Mann Co Robot Disguise Kit
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* Mann Co [[Robot]] Disguise Kit
 
* 12-Step Mann Co. Piano Lessons
 
* 12-Step Mann Co. Piano Lessons
* Dispenser Costumes
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* [[Dispenser]] Costumes
 
* Nutmeg
 
* Nutmeg
 
* A Catapult
 
* A Catapult

Revision as of 22:07, 13 June 2014

From our filthy hands to your mouth.
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Lecture Valley is a (possibly bankrupt) Farm & Baking Cooperative with five locations in the Greater Badlands Area that was recently acquired by Mann Co. in an estate sale.

The Farm & Baking Cooperative

The Farm's primary focus is to grow wheat to make bread, which they sell for eighteen dollars a loaf. They grow wheat, thistles, nutmeg and trees. The Farm takes pride in their no pesticide policy, believing crop damage to be a social construct and preferring instead to let the bugs infest their crops.

Dolphins

Lecture Valley also raises dolphins to gather lactation milk for use in their bread. The farm employs emotional literacy consultants that monitor the dolphins to ensure that they do not make fun of any insects that might be infecting the crops. They house the dolphins in a tank of essential oils and sorghum bacteria. They feed them a diet of "pre-chewed root vegetables and beef-fed grass."[1]

Upcoming Mann Co. Products

In the advertisements, Mann Co. mentions a number of products that they will be releasing soon.[2]

  • Eighteen Dollar Bread
  • 50 Acres of Farm Land
  • Bag of Dolphin Meat
  • Mann Co Robot Disguise Kit
  • 12-Step Mann Co. Piano Lessons
  • Dispenser Costumes
  • Nutmeg
  • A Catapult
  • A Table Flipping Avoidance Course

Gallery

References

  1. [1] Teufort Reader Pg. 146-147
  2. [2] Teufort Reader Pg. 148-149

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