The Ginger Formerly Known As Triscuitable's Profile

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The Scottish Ginger
Triscuitable
Basic information
Type: Programmer
Gender: Male
Health: 915 / Additional Info
Speed: 96% / Additional Info
Age: Somewhere Between 1 and 100
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes: Heavy or Medic
Favorite hats: Lo-Fi Longwave
Contact information
Steam page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Triscuitable


About Me, The Ginger You Likely Don't Know

I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) I reside in a home in Lynwood, which is near Seattle, with my parents, as I am currently attending highschool. (Don't judge me!) I have a little sister, two cats, a dog, and I live within biking distance of Valve's main building. I plan on someday honing my skills to a point where I can bake an angel food cake for those guys, and possibly get it featured in one of their games. That's not exactly a great dream, but if I can't get a cake featured in one of their properties, then I'll somehow get hired by them. Also openly asexual. I'm above the closet's doorframe, as I like to call it. I'm not one of those guys.

I usually play on the SLAG servers, so if you want to join a game with me, hit me up. I play at night though, when my parents are sleeping, so don't be surprised if my mic doesn't happen to be projecting a voice. Besides that, I just finished my Medic and Heavy polycount packs! So now I can support my favorite classes in that way! I'm also a darn good pyro, but that's nothing to be proud of.

No, no, no, say it with me. Like the cracker. Triss-kit-uh-bowl. It's simple, it's not "Try-sceeoot-uh-bowl" or "Trusk-int-ibol".

Things For Me To Boast About

User Medic.png This user is a Medic.
“Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”
User Heavy.png This user is a Heavy.
“Which one of you is crying?!”
Flag of Scotland.png This breuker is Scottish, an naebody shoud think ithergates!
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Backpack Lo-Fi Longwave.png This user owns the Lo-Fi Longwave, and loves Kritzkast!
Backpack Lo-Fi Longwave.png This user is manly enough to wear the Lo-Fi Longwave number 1829!
SLAG gaming.jpg This user plays on SLAG servers by Mecha the Slag.
Tf2 100.png This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.
Scout Soldier of Fortune.png This user is a Soldier of Fortune.


Item icon Alien Swarm Parasite.png This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.
User Nyan Cat.gif This user loves Nyan Cat and Nyan Cat loves them too.
SMB.png This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.
RED Wiki Cap.png This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.
Chrome Logo.png This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser.
UBX This user is a Ginger, and knows you wish you were one too.

Custom Items, Because Valve Won't Listen To My Reccomendations

Template:Dictionary/items/gingerly tousle sweep
Level 14 Hairstyle
+45% female attraction.
+30% increase in attempted bee pollination.
"Because being part of a three-hundredth of a percent of the human population makes everyone jealous."


Backpack Shotgun.png

"Johnny's Gun"
Level 34
You can communicate in morse code, and slam your head against a beadpost.
You can't move. You're basically like that guy from that story where he has no mouth and wants to scream.
"It takes your sight, your speech, your hearing, your arms, your legs, and your soul."