User:Texaneer

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Hey look, buddy. I'm an Texaneer — that means I'm engineer.
Texaneer

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About myself

I'm interested in Team Fortress 2 weapons, more than hats. My biggest dream is telling valve to fix some weapons and make more weapons and item sets with effects than hats that does nothing except taking away players life "Because of HATZ! BLAAAAWL!". Maybe when Gaben develops HL2 ep.3 then Gordon Freeman instead of taking somewhat aperture poop from Borealis will take aperture science senseless hat(ASSHat). You know Valve, they are doing anything but not Half Life(and sometimes Left 4 Dead 2). So, back to the topic:

I'm making Gmod and SFM videos on my youtube channel. If you want to watch my videos, here is the channel


Valve weapons that needs to be changed

Because we all know that some pisses us off or they are too weak, bad etc.

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Class Weapon Current Changes Reason
Leaderboard class scout.png
Scout
Item icon Force-A-Nature.png

Primary
Force-A-Nature

Pictogram plus.png +20% bullet per pellet
Pictogram minus.png -10% damage penalty

Pictogram minus.png No bullet bonus
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty

Pictogram info.png Because this weapon annoys everyone due to it's overpowerness

Item icon Soda Popper.png

Primary
Soda Popper

Pictogram info.png Normal damage
Pictogram info.png Requires 13 seconds of running or jumping to gain mini-crits

Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty
Pictogram minus.png Requires 17 seconds of running to gain mini-crits

Pictogram info.png Because this weapon is badly unbalanced and overpowerded.

Item icon Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol.png

Secondary
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Pictogram minus.png +50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Pictogram plus.png +30% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Pictogram info.png Seriously? When I'm burning these scouts with this pistol, It's ok. But when I'am a scout then I have no chance to survive, especially when i use Baby Face's Blaster(In fact, I prefer good old scattergun)

Item icon Fan O'War.png

Melee
Fan O'War

Pictogram minus.png -90% damage penalty

Pictogram plus.png -70% damage penalty
Pictogram minus.png This weapon deals no critical damage to marked players

Pictogram info.png Because it's underpowerded

Leaderboard class soldier.png
Soldier
Item icon Reserve Shooter.png

Secondary
Reserve Shooter

Pictogram plus.png +15% faster weapon switch
Pictogram info.png Normal damage

Pictogram plus.png +30% faster weapon switch
Pictogram minus.png -25% damage penalty

Pictogram info.png Because it still changes weapons with normal rate, also it should deal less damage, because it will make overpowerded pyro combo set.

Leaderboard class pyro.png
Pyro
Item icon Flame Thrower.png

Primary
All of flamethrowers

Pictogram plus.png +10% damage bonus(hidden)

Pictogram minus.png No damage bonus(hidden)

Pictogram info.png Valve love to screw up stuff, and did you know that Gaben is a <static noises> brony?

Item icon Backburner.png

Primary
Backburner

Pictogram plus.png Random crits enabled
Pictogram info.png Deflected projectiles are mini-critical

Pictogram minus.png Random crits disabled
Pictogram plus.png Deflected projectiles are fully critical

Pictogram info.png From the beginning it was overpowerded, lack of bonus damage and random crits will work, also there should be something more for compression blast like full crits instead of mini-crits, if it cost so much.

Item icon Phlogistinator.png

Primary
Phlogistinator

Pictogram minus.png -10% damage penalty
Pictogram info.png Mmmph leasts for 10 seconds
Pictogram info.png Can be crit boosted

Pictogram minus.png -20% damage penalty
Pictogram minus.png Mmmph leasts for 8 seconds
Pictogram minus.png Cannot be crit boosted(except mmmpfh)

Pictogram info.png Because you will die in 10 seconds when opponent use crit boost. For short, it's OP.

Item icon Axtinguisher.png

Melee
Axtinguisher

Pictogram minus.png -50% damage vs. non burning targets

Pictogram minus.png -50% damage penalty

Pictogram info.png A SUPAH DUPAH OVERPOWERDED AXE DAT CAN INSTAKEEL WITH DEGREASER COMBO!!!!!!111!!!oneoneoneone!!! Ok, seriously. Axtinguisher is OP as hell!

Leaderboard class demoman.png
Demoman
Item icon Loch-n-Load.png

Primary
Loch-n-Load

Pictogram info.png Single reload
Pictogram info.png Normal reload speed

Pictogram info.png Clip based reload
Pictogram minus.png Reloads slowly, if one shot is unused before reloading, it is lost

Pictogram info.png Reload animation is completely illogical, loading bombs to invisible barrel? It should reload like FaN, also it's doublebarreled.

Item icon Eyelander.png

Melee
Eyelander/HHHH/Nessie's nine iron

Pictogram info.png Unusual quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)

Pictogram plus.png Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed
Pictogram info.png Haunted quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)

Pictogram info.png Because it's confusing for new players that they will understand it as bad weapon. Description is not enough otherwise. By the way, I don't see anything unusual in remodeled halloween eyelander

Leaderboard class heavy.png
Heavy
Item icon Natascha.png

Primary
Natascha

Pictogram minus.png -25% damage penalty
Pictogram minus.png 30% longer spin up time

Pictogram plus.png -15% damage penalty
Pictogram plus.png 25% longer spin up time

Pictogram info.png Because this weapon is too weak, and it should compete with tomislav.

Item icon Tomislav.png

Primary
Tomislav

Pictogram plus.png +10% faster barrel spin up

Pictogram plus.png +35% faster barrel spin up

Pictogram info.png It's screwed up

Item icon Gloves of Running Urgently.png

Melee
Gloves of Running Urgently

Pictogram minus.png User takes mini-crits while active and for 3 seconds after switching away
Pictogram info.png No self damage

Pictogram plus.png User doesn't take mini-crits while active
Pictogram minus.png -6 health drained per second while active

Pictogram info.png Same like above. Screwed up.

Leaderboard class medic.png
Medic
Item icon Quick-Fix.png

Secondary
Quick Fix

Pictogram minus.png Can't overheal

Pictogram plus.png Can overheal, will overheal olny 50% of regular overheal

Pictogram info.png Because lack of overheal difficults keeping patient alive.