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Well, off to visit your mother!
— Firestorm/Spy
Wielding the Master Sword of Editing

Heya, I'm Firestorm, a moderator on the Team Fortress Wiki. I mainly play as the Spy, Heavy and Pyro, while still focusing on most other classes. I'm generally an all-around player, with skillz galore in every class [/vanity]

Right behind you...

I'm your friendly, neighborhood moderator with 83% more awesomesauce than is probably healthy for me. Feel free to leave me a message about anything I can help you with.

I have a pretty good grasp of wikicode. However, my focus on this Wiki is on the content due to my intricate knowledge of how the game plays. If you need assistance with any class/map/tactic, let me know and I would be glad to help.

My grasp of English far surpasses that which is required for most conversations, as evidenced by my occasional lapse into obfuscation and excessively formal language at conveniently opportune times and by my distinct lack of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words).

Feel free to add me on Steam here. You may also creep around my backpack here. The number of hats one has is directly proportional to incredibleness.

How I control the entire wiki
Backpack Minigun.png

"Boolet Masheen"
Level 42 Minigun
"It masheens boolets, not big surprize"

Backpack Wiki Cap.png

"Facetiously Fancy Freelancer Flatcap"
Level Fantastic Hat
"I revealed the inner workings of TF2, and all I got was this lousy hat"

Backpack Axtinguisher.png

"The Spanish Axtinguisher"
Level Awesome Knife
"Nobody expects the Spanish Axtinguishion!"

It's alliiiivvvveeeee!
ooohhh Mama!

all sprites stolen borrowed appropriated liberated *ahem* lent from the talented ShwigityShwonShwei
The lifecycle of a Sentry Gun
Wikichievement Awarded By Date
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Jack of All Trades
Contribute many quality edits over many different sections of the Wiki.

Hojung1996 August 3rd 2011
Wikichievement Awarded By Date
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Show Me Your War Face!
Create a damn fine user page.

WindPower February 23rd 2011
To Do
The Endless fight against spelling and grammar errors
  • Be freakin' fantastic Pictogram tick.png Great Success
  • Take over the Wiki with userboxes Pictogram tick.png Accomplished
  • Aquire a Facetiously Fancy Freelancer Flatcap Pictogram tick.png Victory!
  • Convince the world that Seb26 is trying to take over the Wiki Pictogram wait.png Work in Progress
  • Create a Machine of Death Pictogram tick.png Boolet Masheen Ready!
  • Organize and cycle the "Did you Know"
  • Award Wikichievements to awesome people!


Users may use any of these that they wish, as long as they don't use the "This users makes ridiculous userboxes" one!

User Spy.png This user is a Spy.
“You know, hiding won’t save you.”
User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
Achievement milestone 3.png This user's 1000th edit was to add a userbox celebrating his 1000th edit. RAWR
Spy Grizzled Veteran.png This user is a Grizzled Veteran.
Hire Date: December 31, 2007 (17:55:12)

Achieved.png This user has earned 357 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 69%!
BS-N This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
RED Wiki Cap.png This user owns a Wiki Cap.
Dead Heat Icon.png As of 29 February, 2024,
I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 14 years, 8 months, 30 days (since 30 May, 2009).

Monkey typewriter.jpg This user is one of an infinite number of monkeys editing the Team Fortress Wiki right now.
User Soldier F5.gif This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.
Mandelbrot sequence small.gif This user enjoys making people go insane.
User Firestorm Wizard.jpg There is a distinct possibility that this user is a time-travelling wizard. Therefore, his word is law and any miscreants will be fireballed.
bbzzzzttt, TARGET LOCKED
Flag Canada.png This user is Canadian, eh!
ETF2L Highlander Tournament Participant Medal.png This user was a participant in the ETF2L Highlander Community Challenge.
Approved.png This user watches the Recent Changes log.
S This user is a retired Team Fortress Wiki staff member.
CTRL-C CTRL-V This user is a Senior Technical Advanced Backupper (STAB).
F Yes, this user DID organize his userboxes into the first letter of his username
World.jpg This user has taken over the Recent changes log
1, 2, 3... This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.

User Firestorm Chuck.gif

This user roundhouse kicked the Bermuda Square into the Bermuda Triangle

Animated Kaleidoscope.gif This user makes ridiculous userboxes.
Banhammer.png This user has been "permanently" banned from the Team Fortress Wiki 8 times!
o.O This user is only moderately psychotic.
Redundant.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are pleonastic, extraneous, superfluous and supernumerary. This user has also discovered how to use a thesaurus.
GentleManne.png Henceforth, this user shall partake in exceptionally archaic English phrases that shall consequentially provide both delightful amusement and smashingly good dialogue.
Mindmelt.gif This user thoroughly enjoys fractals.
Grammarnazi.png This user is a Grammar Nazi
Cowbell.jpg This user STRONGLY advocates the use of more cowbell.
END This user is now brain-thrashingly insane because this user has no more userboxes.

Hat Checklist

Yes, I have too many hats. No, you can't have any of them (for free, anyway).

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