Meet The Demopan

Meet the Demopan
Video Info
Released:	December 31st 2010
Run time:	1:45

"Meet the Demopan" Video Transcript

Transcript

["Meet the Demopan" text appears"] [Opening fanfare of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" plays as the Demopan narrowly escapes a massive explosion while charging from a drop-down corridor in Gravel Pit] [Freeze frame] Demopan: "What makes me a good Demopan?" [Cut to Demopan, sitting in a room full of explosives and also a Stout Shako] Demopan: "If I were a bad Demopan, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["Drunken Pipe Bomb" resumes playing] [Demopan charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets] Demopan: "Let's do it!" Demopan: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to the Demopan's room, music pauses.] Demopan: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch...and kablooie!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [The Demopan bounces a Frying Pan off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Pyro] [Cut to scene of the Demopan chugging from his Frying Pan] [A level 2 Sentry Gun upgrades to level 3] [Cut to scene of the Demopan continuing to chug from his Frying Pan] [Sentry Gun fires rockets at the Demopan] [Cut to a close up of the Demopan's face, still chugging from his Frying Pan] [The Demopan dodges the rockets as a nearby Scout is gunned down by the Sentry. The Demopan then fires Frying Pans, destroying the Sentry Gun] [Cut back to Demopan's room, music stops.] [The Demopan slams the Frying Pan down on the table, breathing heavily] [Camera blurs] Demopan: "I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more Stout Shako Two Refineds of me." [The Demopan starts to drink from the Frying Pan, then notices the camera and becomes confident in his trading abilities again] Demopan: "So...." [The ending segment of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" starts to play] Demopan: "....T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure." [The Demopan runs out to the final capture point in Gravelpit and is shocked to see a group of BLU team members charging towards him with smug expressions on their faces and bad hats. A devious look comes over the Demopan's face and he runs with BLU in hot pursuit] Demopan: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of refined! Come and get me I say! [The Demopan covers a door frame in Stout Shakos] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!" [The Heavy notices the Stout Shakos around the door frame, and his expression changes from smugness to one of shock. The Demopan throws a mock salute and activates the Stout Shakos, gibbing all his pursuers] [The Demopan walks up to (presumably) a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him.] Demopan: "Oh, Stout Shako for two REFINED!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by bagpipes] [" Demopan charges the screen"]

Notes

• The Demopan's Frying Pan is made by 'Red Shed'. The Red Shed Distillery is the RED team's base on the map Well. Red Shed is also featured in Meet the Sandvich.

• The Demopan's unused Dynamite Pack weapon can be seen on his desk, most prominently at 0:31 in the video.

• The music that plays during the battle sequence — " Drunken Pipe Bomb" — did not appear on the Team Fortress 2 Official Soundtrack or in the game files in any form, similar to "Magnum Force", the track that plays during Meet the Sniper. Valve, however, added the song as menu music in the WAR! Update on December 17, 2009.

• The titlecard displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos.

• The RED team is shown to be coming out of the BLU spawn at Gravel Pit and vice versa, even though BLU is the attacking team.

• At 0:56, the Demopan's hand bumps into the grenade on his desk and it becomes active; however, it does not detonate.

• During the video, the Demopan can be seen with blank badges on either shoulder. The ending shot of all nine classes shows the Demopan with his original dynamite badge, later changed to a generic bomb and finally to the current Frying Pan shoulder badge.

• A parody of the video, named "Meet the Demoman," has surfaced and become popular throughout the TF2 community.

• When the Demopan charges at the Sentry Gun, a Dispenser is clearly seen. In the next shot when the Demopan destroys the Sentry Gun, the Dispenser is gone.