WAR! Comic

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WAR! Comic
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Comic Strip Info
Released: December 9, 2009
Number of pages: 21
Artist: Michael Oeming
It's the BLU Soldier and RED Demoman. It looks like they've become... friends, Administrator.
Miss Pauling

The WAR! Comic is a comic released from December 9, 2009 until December 15, 2009, running along side the WAR! Update. The comic features the Administrator and Miss Pauling in their efforts to break up the friendship between the RED Demoman and the BLU Soldier.

Synopsis

The story begins with the Administrator watching RED and BLU fight on various maps, when she notices a RED Spy sneaking into the BLU Base (referencing the main storyline of the Meet the Spy short). She then draws attention to Miss Pauling, standing nervously behind her. Miss Pauling explains that while running a background check on the BLU Soldier and RED Demoman, they discovered that the two have become friends after meeting at a Projectile Weapons Expo. This angers the Administrator as it is a betrayal of their trust. She then inquires as to what friends actually do. When Miss Pauling tells her that friends sometimes talk, this worries the Administrator, who fears that the two mercenaries could talk about work and discover they are both working for the same person.

The Administrator decides to take action. She instructs Miss Pauling to call Saxton Hale and have him develop custom weapons for her to use as bait for the two friends. The comic then cuts to Saxton Hale, preparing to jump out of an airplane. The pilot says not to jump, that they're not at a high enough altitude. Hale jumps anyway and crashes through a window into his office, where he is met by his employees, Mr. Bidwell and Mr. Reddy. While eating his breakfast steak, Hale discusses company matters with his associates. Mr. Reddy informs him that TF Industries is on the phone for him. He quickly receives the phone, thinking that it is the Administrator, whom he addresses as 'Helen'. The person on the other end is revealed to be Miss Pauling calling about the weapons. Hale says that he has some incriminating evidence that he could use some more finger prints on, and Miss Pauling accepts.

The comic then cuts to the RED Demoman on his day off. He is at home preparing tea for his mother, who is hassling him about getting more than only three jobs. While the Demoman retorts this by saying he earned $5,000,000 the previous year, his mother scoffs at him for spending rather than saving. They are then interrupted by a knock at the door. The Demoman answers and is greeted by Miss Pauling. The Demoman questions why she’s there and she relays that the Administrator wants him to kill his best friend. After being tempted by some weapons, he is still unable to be persuaded. Miss Pauling leaves the weapons regardless and tells him that the Soldier accepted the offer from his employers.

For the final chapter, the comic cuts to a messenger being sent to the BLU Soldier's apartment. After avoiding being shot twice by a Shotgun and having his neck snapped, the messenger is allowed inside. The Soldier then questions the man for his identity while pointing a Shotgun at him and taking cover behind an upturned table. The messenger then opens his trench coat to reveal a television screen strapped to his body. On the screen is the Administrator, who addresses the Soldier. She gives him two options: her associates drive him to the nearest Gravel Pit where they kill him for gross insubordination, or he kill the Demoman. He rejects both offers, threatening that if he is asked to kill his friend again he will stick his boot so far up the Administrator's ass it will be on the news. The Administrator questions the friendship and plays a video of an image of the Demoman with a robotic voice-over saying that the Soldier is a bad friend. The Soldier, while put off by this, again states he can't do it as the two have formed a bond. The video plays on, this time with the robotic voice stating that the Soldier isn't in fact a real Soldier, but a civilian. Being called a civilian enrages the Soldier, who then accepts the offer. The Administrator is pleased by this and announces that he will be receiving new weapons shortly.

Pages

Alternate "dirty" Saxton Hale WAR! pages

Trivia

Page 1

  • A TV screen on the left hand side of the page shows a dead BLU Scout at the top of the stairwell entrance to the Intelligence room at 2Fort. This is reference to the Meet the Spy video short, in which a RED Spy infiltrates the BLU base disguised as a Scout.
  • Two screens down from that shows a BLU Soldier, Heavy, Spy (though only his shoulder can be seen) and Scout standing in the Intelligence room of the BLU base. This is a again a reference to the Meet the Spy. This shot however does not fit into the timeline, as the four would only arrive in the Intelligence room after the Administrator announces the Spy's presence on Page 2.

Page 2

  • The Administrator calling out "Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" is also a reference to the intro of the Meet the Spy video. However, in the actual video the Administrator says "Intruder alert! RED Spy is in the base!". There is also a goof in regards to this, as the Administrator says to 'Attend to the briefcase!' shortly after. This does not happen in the comic because the Administrator is talking to Miss Pauling.
  • There is a photo of the Zepheniah Mann and Company on the control panel.

Page 3

  • The pose the Demoman is standing in while crying at the Eye Museum is same pose he stands in on the Gunboats announcement page, but from the opposite side.

Page 5

  • The control panel the Administrator is sitting at loses several dial gauges from the top of the panel to the bottom. It should be noted however, that given the direction Missing Pauling is facing and the lack of chair obscuring the Administrator's back, that they are facing an entirely different control panel.

Page 15

  • The Demoman receives an additional 3 crates to the one the Eyelander came in, totaling 4. However, the Demoman only received 3 unlockables for the update, so it could be speculated the fourth crate could hold the Gunboats.

Page 16

  • The name on the Soldier's door is Jane Doe, a military term used for an unnamed deceased person. It should be noted though that Jane Doe refers to a female person, where as John Doe refers to a male.

Page 18

  • A map of Germany can be seen on the left wall. This is much likley a reference to the rampage of the Soldier after the World War II in Central Europe.

See also

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