Grordbort's rockets
| “ | Hold on, this isn't a missile...it's a rocket. A rocket full of guns.
— The Soldier
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Grockets are crash-landed rockets bent to one side, with smoke and flames billowing out. They were appearing on 3 maps: 2Fort, Badwater Basin, and Barnblitz.
The Grockets are for the "Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack". The Grockets contain "alien" weaponry and hats, according to the TF2 comic and TF2 blog respectively. The new items introduced from this were the Cow Mangler 5000, Righteous Bison, Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet, and Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe.
At least one of the Grockets is named The Sperm Cudgel IV, which departed from Venus.[1]
Contents
Locations
2Fort |
Badwater Basin |
Barnblitz |
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Update history
- [Undocumented] Added a Grocket to ctf_2fort, pl_badwater and pl_barnblitz.
[Unknown Date]
- Removed Grockets from maps.
Trivia
- The term "Grocket" comes from the filename of the prop in the GCF,
grocket_001. - According to the Missing Shipment Manifest, the rocket was also loaded with "Moon Mistress Brand Potato Chips", noted for being "Cleavage flavoured".
- The rocket appears to be an "Endangerer Class" transport, according to Dr. Grordbort's Rocket Recognition chart.[2]
- The rocket seems to have come from an alternate universe via irregularities in the space time fabric somewhere north of Earth.[3]
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