Grordbort's Crash

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Grordbort's Crash
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Comic Strip Info
Released: July 20, 2011
Number of pages: 3
Artist: Michael Oeming
Hold on, this isn't a missile... it's a rocket. A rocket full of guns.
The Soldier

Grordbort's Crash is a comic released on July 20, 2011 to coincide with the release of Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack. Grordbort's Crash documents the story of how the RED Soldier happened to stumble upon the weapons released in the July 20, 2011 Patch.


The comic begins with the Soldier reminiscing some war stories with his old war buddies, revealed to be plywood cutouts, at a tea party. The Soldier's stories are interrupted when a strange object falls out of the sky. The Soldier, identifying it as a missile, takes it upon himself to throw himself onto the object to save his squad. He finds out, however, that it is not a missile, but a crash-landed rocket. The Soldier also finds, to his pleasure, that the rocket is full of guns. Armed with this new information and weaponry, the Soldier exclaims that he and his imaginary pals are off to join the "Space Marines".



  • Although considering himself a veteran of WWII, Soldier has outfitted his imaginary "buddies" with Vietnam War loadouts; e.g., Salty Pete and Pepper Pot Pete have helmets with features resembling that of the Soldier's Stash and Battalion's Backup.

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