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I hear you like making mistakes, Schweinehunde...
GeminiViRiS always ready to operate on you.
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Basic information
Icon: User GeminiViRiS Doubleface.jpg
(Type ): O+
Gender: Male
Health: Overweight
Speed: 90%
Birth place: Maryland, USA
Native language: English
Age: 32
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes: Medicava.jpg Medic
Favorite maps: Mannmanor cp 01.png Mann Manor
Favorite weapons: RED Kritzkrieg.png Kritzkrieg
Favorite hats: RED Wiki Cap.png Wiki Cap
Contact information
E-mail: vicschweizer(AT)


Hello there, and welcome to my TF2 Wiki page. If you're here, you must want to know more about me. Well, you've come to the right place.


Back in 2004, my friend Kamau introduced me to Half-Life 2, and upon watching him play, I was astonished by the graphical capability of the Source Engine. The amount of detail was jaw dropping, and got me intrigued more than ever into the concept of PC gaming. I wanted to try it out for myself on my own computer, but Kamau said that Half-Life 2 needed a separate program called Steam to validate the CD Key. So instead he lent me a disk copy of Half-Life 1 for me to try out, and delve into the first person shooter genre.

At first it took a while to get used to playing with the mouse and keyboard simultaneity, since I had mostly used a console controller at that time. But once I had adapted myself to the control scheme, I was amazed by the atmosphere and pacing of the game. It actually felt as though I was fighting as Dr. Gordon Freeman. Now I had fight my way out of Black Mesa with a arsenal of well designed weapons, and have the aid of the other scientists and security guards.

After I had beaten the final boss and saw the ending, I set out to get my own copy of Half-Life 2. However, I was not able to purchase a copy without the consent of my parents, since I was around 14 at the time. Although my parents weren’t too keen on letting me buy more games, since they considered it "mind-numbing entertainment". So I struck a deal with them, and they begrudgingly bought the Half-Life 2 Collector’s Edition with the money I had given them. I opened the box, set up my own Steam account, and installed the game. Although, this was before I realized you could buy a copy directly though Steam. But I had no other choice, since I did not possess a credit card of my own at the time.

Twenty minutes later after installation, I was once again wielding Dr. Freeman's infamous crowbar. Playing it was like taking a breath of fresh air; your whole gaming experience just turns around, and you gain a brand-new perspective on what PC gaming really is. Once again the pacing and scope of detail was lovingly crafted into a living, breathing world, suppressed by The Combine. I was moved by the Rebel's struggle though and though, caring about the well-being of all the NPCs, and work my way up to deliver swift justice to their oppressors.

When I had finally thwarted Dr. Breen's plans, my attention turned toward Counter-Strike: Source. This was the first game that introduced me to the field of user made maps. It was just so exhilarating wielding modern day weapons to smite my foes. However I was terrible at the game, mostly because of skill level, but often times because of some other jerk player with cheating applications. No matter how hard I tried to flank, use different weapons, stick with my teammates, or just try and out-smart them, they'd always get that one lucky headshot. Even now looking back at it, I can't imagine what the hook was. Perhaps glory? Or satisfaction?

In any case, I was hooked on the prospect of Valve's games and using Steam for all of my PC gaming needs. There was no question that I would buy Half-Life 2 Episode One and Day of Defeat: Source. It was fantastic that Valve had continued from exactly where we left Gordon in the hands of the G-Man. Working with Alex Vance was a great experience, working cooperatively to escape the meltdown of The Citadel. As for Day of Defeat, I had a much more enjoyable time capturing points and taking out the opposition with WWII era weapons.

Then... The Orange Box came out. With the absolutely stunning Portal and Half-Life 2 Episode Two, along with Team Fortress 2. I had per-ordered it, and was able to play Team Fortress 2 in the early beta. I was just mind blown by the quality of each of these games, and still am. Especially Team Fortress 2: the best multiplayer game in existence. Ever since then, I've been hooked into Valve's fantastic creations and wonderful client based digital distribution system. It's all thanks to The Orange Box for introducing the concept of what Steam can really do. I consider it the best $50 I have ever spent. So now I look forward for what Valve has in store next.

To do list

  • Surgically remove bad trivia. Pictogram wait.png In progress
  • Help out my fellow Wiki members whenever I can. Pictogram wait.png In progress
  • Implement {{Table icon}} into Class pages in other languages . Pictogram tick.png Huge Success
  • Implement Table icons and Class links the other language Weapon pages. Pictogram tick.png Done for now...

Note: I'm not editing the Arabic pages, nor ones with outdated tables.

User Pages

  • Laboratory: This is my user page to make templates and such, and show them off to be reviewed before submitting.
  • Rollout: This is where I set up pages for new content.
  • Testing Facility: This is where I test out the edits I've made in the Laboratory.
  • Userbox Factory: This is where I make my custom user boxes. Feel free to use them if you like. However, please do not take credit for them.


  • My real name in IPA is /vIktɝ/.
  • I dwell at: 39°13'33.05"N, 76°52'24.84"W.

User boxes

# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel
Approved.png This user watches the Recent Changes log.
Tf sniper not a crazed gunman dad.png This user is a regular on the official TF2 wiki server.
As potato2.png This user obtained all 36 ARG Potatoes, and earned a Golden Potato, along with free Valve games!
Half-life 2.png This user likes Half-Life 2.
Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
Portal.png This user enjoys Portal.
Portal2.png This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
Radeon logo.png This user games with ATI graphics.
Intel Logo.png This user's computer has Intel inside.
Dell logo.jpg This user's computer is a Dell.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Microsoft Windows 7.
User Orange box.png This user owns The Orange Box.
Worms.png This user likes to make invertebrates blow each other up with absurd weapons.
Minecraftblock.png This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.
SMB.png This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.
Sam and Max The Devil's Playhouse.jpg This user loves the episodic adventures of the Freelance Police.
Poker Night Icon.png This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.
L4D.png This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.
L4D2.png This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.
ArizonaTeaLogo.png This user drinks far too much Arizona Tea.

Pepsi1.png This user drinks far too much Pepsi.
Bonk logo.png This user drinks far too much Bonk!
Sandvich.png This user eats far too many sandviches.
MagickaUserbox.png This user bought Magicka before January 31, 2011, and got the sweet Wizard's Survival Kit DLC for free!
g This user plays Garry's Mod.
OnLiveLogo.png This user's head is in the clouds.
Firefox Quantum Logo.png This user uses Firefox as his web browser.
Cooking the books.png This user proudly proclaims
themself a Wiki Trivia Executioner
Dead Heat Icon.png As of 24 July, 2021,
I have been a TF2 Wiki member for 10 years, 9 months, 24 days. (since 30 September, 2010)

User Soldier F5.gif This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.
The two wiki union logo.png This user supports The Two Wiki Union.
User Nik9990 clock1.png This user's time zone is
UTC-4 (Eastern)
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This user loves

Userbox PvZ.png This user doesn't want zombies on his lawn.
Userbox Poké Ball.png This user has gotta catch 'em all!
Ticket enabled.png This user earned all 76 prize tickets! The self-proclaimed "Prize Master"!
Userbox Brony Twilight Sparkle.png This user is a brony, and likes to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Their favorite character is Twilight Sparkle.

SpaceChem.png This user is an employee of SpaceChem.
Tf scout kill from behind.png This user "enjoys" Team Fortress 2 at 20 frames per second.

Backpack items

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Backpack Wiki Cap.png
"Virtuously Renowned Sparkle Cap"
Level 20 Wearable Hat
Effect: Community Sparkle
"I make sure the Wiki is safe from generally bad edits. You're welcome."

( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )


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