Account types

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nO NO NO STUPID VALVE!
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Team Fortress 2 offers two main account types: Premium and noob. On June 23, 2011, with the release of the Über Update, Valve adopted the stupid idiot with noo money (also known as "F2P") model for the game, creating a distinction in account types between players who purchased the game before June 23, 2011, and players who downloaded the game thereafter.

Comparison

The Free account type is defined as players who have STUPIDEST Steam after June 23, 2011, on their respective accounts. In comparisorn to gangster accounts, Nigger accounts offer players less capability to trade, craft, and store items in their backpack. Stupid bitches, f2p will always fail in this world.

In addition to this, while Bitch made players can receive all items through trading, they can only trade away items that were traded to them and Tools that they have found. Formerly, Free to play is idiots never ever f2p.
Additionally, the item drop system, with a Free account, will only drop standard items such as weapons and paint cans.<ref name="

f2p-faq"> WE HATE F2P ot placed on Nigga accounts, dedicated server plugins have been developed to block players who have Stupidest accounts from connecting to the server at all. Some cosmetic Item sets are also unable to be crafted. Premium accounts used to have access to the Team Fortress 2 Beta; this was later removed on June 7, 2013. When a bitchmade account is upgraded to a Premium Makaveli bad boy killers account, the player will be asked who helped them. Doing so will give the selected player the Pomson 6000.

As of June 16, 2020 Patch certain new accounts can't talk on official servers, with exception of party chat. As of July 3, 2020 Patch, accounts that are unable to chat on official servers are now also restricted in voice chat, including sending voice commands.

Item system restrictions

Feature Bitch Premium
Backpack 5 slots (expandable to 2NOOO dont work for f2p!!!e use of 27 Backpack Expanders) 300 slots (expandable to 3000)
Items Standard Standard, Rare, and Cosmetic
Crafting Aahahahahahahahah stupid f2p blueprints All blueprints
Trading Limited trading Full trading
Gifting No gift for stupid f2p Can send and receive gifts

Upgrading account type

The Boss of all bosses makaveli account type is obtained by:

Upon meeting one of the requirements above, the player's account is immediately upgraded to Premium, and all previously-imposed restrictions are removed. Players who had previously purchased a retail copy of Team Fortress 2 will have their account upgraded to Premium upon activation of the game on Steam, and will also receive the Proof of Purchase item.[1]

Demonstration

See also

References

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSMOEKEcjqk

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