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Revision as of 18:39, 1 August 2011

This article is about the fictional company, for other uses see Mann Co. Store and Mann-Conomy Update.
Mann Co. logo and slogan
We sell products and get in fights.
Mann Co. slogan

Mann Co. is a division of TF Industries. Originally founded by Zepheniah Mann, it was left to his Australian aide and tracker Barnabas Hale in his final will and testament under the name 'Mann & Sons Munitions Concern'. The company is currently run by Barnabas' descendant Saxton Hale, who operates on the policy that if you aren't 100% satisfied with their product line, you can take it up with him. They published the 'Dapper Rogue' catalogue for the "gentleman scoundrel", of which the Spy is a purveyor. The Administrator is also known to make use of Mann Co. for custom orders via Miss Pauling. They were also the subject of a senate investigation in relation to their alleged part in the tragic destruction of American monkeynaut Poopy Joe's capsule during takeoff, which their lawyers firmly deny.

Mann Co. went online in the Mann-Conomy Update when Saxton Hale discovered the Internet as one of his employees was brutally killed by a gorilla. Mann Co. currently owns England due to the Internet, and the Mann Co. Store was created as well, a way for people to buy hats, weapons, bundles, and other Miscellaneous items with actual cash.

Mann Co. was originally founded as Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co in 1850, serving the Badlands. In days gone by the company ran the Quarterly Concern, "a compendium of broad swords, musket gonnes and domesday weaponry for immediate sale", a tome of no small interest to the Soldier.

Products

Mann Co. Buildable Industries Worldwide brand Adjustable Spanners logo

Mann Co. are responsible for a number of products, including:

Image Product
Ambassador Ambassador
Camera Beard Camera Beard
Chargin' Targe Chargin' Targe
Cloak and Dagger "Cloak and Dagger" Spy Watch
Spytaunt05.PNG Crab-Walking Kit
Dead Ringer "Dead Ringer" Spy Watch
Direct Hit Direct Hit
Flamethrower Flamethrower Lighter
Force-A-Nature "Force-A-Nature" Double Barreled Shotgun
Googly Gazer Googly Gazer
Hat magazine.png Hat-Wearing Man Magazine
How-to-Date Book.png How-to-Date Book Series
Jarate "Jarate - The Jar-Based Karate!" Self Defense Kit
Larate.png "Larate - The Super-Fast Karate!" Self Defense Kit
Macrofilm Suit.png Macrofilm Suit
Wrench Mann Co. Buildable Industries Worldwide brand Adjustable Spanners
Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates.png Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates
Portable Baccarat Detector.png Portable Baccarat Detector
Private Eye Private Eye
Razorback Razorback Hand-Crafted Tribal Shield
RO-BOT.png 'RO-BOT'
Sandman Sandman
Sandvich Sandvich Edible Device
Saxton sharks.jpg Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales
Silk Cape and Gloves.png Silk Cape and Gloves
Mann Co. Logo.png Silk shopping bag with realistic-looking baguette sticking out of it
Mann Co. Logo.png Ski Mask Grappling Hook
Mann Co. Logo.png Truth Serum Cigarettes
Ullapool Caber Ullapool Caber
Mann Co. Logo.png Underwater Hypnopen
Mann Co. Logo.png Unsettlingly thin glue-on mustache
    • As Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co.:
Product
Broad Swords
Domesday Weaponry
Musket Gonnes
Sulphurous Cannonading Projectiles
Vial of Toxiferous Plague

Gallery

Related merchandise

Trivia

  • According to the Mac Update's comic as well as Bidwell's Big Plan, Mann Co. products tend to break down, catch on fire (although Saxton Hale claims that that's how he knows the products are working), and melt into people's skulls.
    • Saxton Hale claims in the same comic that he makes square, unsafe products for men, at least until he finds the iBlewUptheMoon.
  • Rick, the Adventure Sphere from Portal 2 claims he's a black belt in Larate.

See also

External links