User:BoctorPoo

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It's like selling a million grills all at once. With the extended warranty!
Hank Hill, on skydiving

Stranges

It's terrifying I even collect these:

Medic emblem RED.png
Backpack Syringe Gun.png This user owns a Strange Syringe Gun.
Rank: Gore-Spattered
Kills: 350


Backpack Quick-Fix.png This user owns a Strange Quick-Fix.
Rank: Somewhat Threatening
Kills: 70


Backpack Bonesaw.png This user owns a Strange Bonesaw.
Rank: Sufficiently Lethal
Kills: 175


Spy emblem RED.png
Backpack Revolver.png This user owns a Strange Revolver.
Rank: Gore-Spattered
Kills: 350


Backpack Conniver's Kunai.png This user owns a Strange Conniver's Kunai.
Rank: Uncharitable
Kills: 100


Engineer emblem RED.png
Backpack Pistol.png This user owns a Strange Pistol.
Rank: Gore-Spattered
Kills: 350


Sniper emblem RED.png
Backpack Bazaar Bargain.png This user owns a Strange Bazaar Bargain.
Rank: Scarcely Lethal
Kills: 25


Soldier emblem RED.png
Backpack Direct Hit.png This user owns a Strange Direct Hit.
Rank: Gore-Spattered
Kills: 350


Pyro emblem RED.png
Backpack Back Scratcher.png This user owns a Strange Back Scratcher.
Rank: Truly Feared
Kills: 225


Items

Worthless things I somehow have:

Backpack Lo-Fi Longwave.png This user is manly enough to wear the Lo-Fi Longwave number V. 505!
Backpack Bounty Hat.png This user owns the Bounty Hat.
Item icon License to Maim.png This user owns the License to Maim.
Backpack Black Rose.png This user owns the Black Rose.
Backpack Bolt Action Blitzer.png This user owns the Bolt Action Blitzer.
Item icon Iron Curtain.png This user owns the Iron Curtain.
Item icon Enthusiast's Timepiece.png This user owns the Enthusiast's Timepiece.
RED Atomic Accolade.png This user owns a Genuine Atomic Accolade.
Backpack Professor's Pineapple.png This user owns a Genuine Professor's Pineapple.
RED Quadwrangler.png This user owns a Genuine Quadwrangler.
Backpack Spine-Chilling Skull.png This user owns the Spine-Chilling Skull.
Item icon Foster's Facade.png This user owns Foster's Facade.
Frying Pan.png This user owns the Frying Pan.
Item icon Lugermorph.png This user owns the Lugermorph.

Generic

Boxes that won't fit anywhere and are horribly mismatched:

Killing floor.png This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!"
AMD Logo.png This user's computer is powered by AMD.
ATI Logo.png This user games with ATI.
Chrome Logo.png This user uses Google Chrome as their web browser.
Skype.jpg This user can talk on Skype all day long. And they do.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium.
Mouse Icon.png This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
Tf2 1000.png This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.
Photoshop icon.png This user knows their way around Photoshop.
Gabe Newell Thumb.jpg This user is a fan of Gabe.
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
en This user has a native understanding of English.
Tf scout long distance runner.png This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 60 frames per second.