User:BoctorPoo

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It's like selling a million grills all at once. With the extended warranty! — Hank Hill, on skydiving

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Stranges

It's terrifying I even collect these:

	This user owns a Strange Syringe Gun. Rank: Gore-Spattered Kills: 350	This user owns a Strange Bonesaw. Rank: Sufficiently Lethal Kills: 175
	This user owns a Strange Conniver's Kunai. Rank: Uncharitable Kills: 100
	This user owns a Strange Pistol. Rank: Gore-Spattered Kills: 350
	This user owns a Strange Bazaar Bargain. Rank: Scarcely Lethal Kills: 25
	This user owns a Strange Direct Hit. Rank: Gore-Spattered Kills: 350
	This user owns a Strange Back Scratcher. Rank: Truly Feared Kills: 225

Items

Worthless things I somehow have:

This user is manly enough to wear the Lo-Fi Longwave number V. 505!	This user owns the Bounty Hat.	This user owns the License to Maim.	This user owns the Black Rose.
This user owns the Bolt Action Blitzer.	This user owns the Iron Curtain.	This user owns the Enthusiast's Timepiece.	This user owns a Genuine Atomic Accolade.
This user owns a Genuine Professor's Pineapple.	This user owns a Genuine Quadwrangler.	This user owns the Spine-Chilling Skull.	This user owns Foster's Facade.
This user owns the Frying Pan.	This user owns the Lugermorph.

Generic

Boxes that won't fit anywhere and are horribly mismatched:

This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!"	This user's computer is powered by AMD.	This user games with ATI.	This user uses Google Chrome as their web browser.
This user can talk on Skype all day long. And they do.	This user uses Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium.	This user plays TF2 with a mouse.	This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.
This user knows their way around Photoshop.	This user is a fan of Gabe.	This user is American, pardner!	en This user has a native understanding of English.
This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 60 frames per second.