User:HitlineMiamo/List of canon cosmetic items

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This page is an informal list of all cosmetic items in Team Fortress 2 that can be proven to exist canonically.

What defines a "canon" cosmetic?

Generally speaking, this is a list of cosmetics that appear in external Team Fortress 2 media (Movies, Comics, etc) outside of the game itself. I don't trust the game itself as a canonical source here, given how many cosmetics that have been added are anachronistic (ex. Boston Boom-Bringer), included as crossover promotions for other games (ex. Bill's Hat), and/or are unrealistic (ex. Defragmenting Hard Hat 17%). That's not to say that any of these cosmetics are bad, but I still thought it would be a neat thought experiment to see just how many can be proven to exist in the world of TF2 outside of the game itself.

The list

NOTE: This list is a work-in-progress. Not only is it likely that there's at least a handful of items I've missed, but I also haven't finished moving the items I have found to this page. If there's an item you want to suggest adding, please feel free to mention it, as well as where specifically it appears, on this article's talk page.

Class Cosmetic First Appearance Details
Leaderboard class scout.png Scout Big Elfin Deal
Big Elfin Deal
A Smissmas Story (Comic) Worn by Scout from page 5 onwards, when performing community service as a mall Santa elf.
Bootie Time
Bootie Time
Bonk Helm
Bonk Helm
Expiration Date (Video) Briefly seen being worn by Scout at 7:45, during the date-training montage.
Pomade Prince
Pomade Prince
Worn by Scout from 9:31 onwards, as part of his outfit for the "date" with Miss Pauling.
Paisley Pro
Paisley Pro
Argyle Ace
Argyle Ace
Hunter in Darkness
Hunter in Darkness
Jungle Inferno (Video) Worn by a RED Scout from 3:50 to 3:52.
Transparent Trousers
Transparent Trousers
Forest Footwear
Forest Footwear
Aloha Apparel
Aloha Apparel
Worn by a BLU Scout from 3:52 to 3:54.
Leaderboard class soldier.png Soldier Idiot Box
Idiot Box
Bombinomicon (Comic) Worn by Soldier as a Halloween costume on pages 2 and 9. Also appears in Shadow Boxers as Soldier, Heavy, and Miss Pauling's robot disguises from page 17 onwards.
Steel Pipes
Steel Pipes
Shoestring Budget
Shoestring Budget
B.M.O.C.
B.M.O.C.
A Smismass Story (Comic) Worn by Soldier from page 6 onwards, when perfomring community service as a mall Santa. Soldier removes the All-Father on page 6 in preparation for punching some kid's dad in the face.
All-Father
All-Father
Ornament Armament
Ornament Armament
Lieutenant Bites
Lieutenant Bites
Doom-Mates (Comic) One of Soldier's pet raccoons. The raccoons as a whole first appear on page 5, while Lieutenant Bites is first mentioned by name on page 8.
Shellmet
Shellmet
Jungle Inferno (Video) Worn by Soldier from 0:05 to 3:38.
Sharp Chest Pain
Sharp Chest Pain
Attack Packs
Attack Packs
Worn by a RED Soldier seen from 3:45 to 3:47, alongside a Shellmet.
Bananades
Bananades
Worn by a BLU Soldier seen briefly at 3:48.