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{{See also|Team Fortress 2 is Free to Play}}
 
{{See also|Team Fortress 2 is Free to Play}}
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''Team Fortress 2'' offers two main '''account types''': '''Premium''' and '''Free'''. On June 23, 2011, with the release of the [[Über Update]], [[Valve]] adopted the [[w:Free-to-play|free-to-play]] (also known as "F2P") model for the game, creating a distinction in account types between players who purchased the game before June 23, 2011, and players who downloaded the game thereafter. <!-- Free and Premium accounts only differ in the restrictions of the [[Item drop system|item drop system]], and as such, no restrictions for either type affect [[gameplay]] or offer particular players any advantage over others. -->
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''Team Fortress 2'' offers two main '''account types''': '''Premium''' and '''noob'''. On June 23, 2011, with the release of the [[Über Update]], [[Valve]] adopted the stupid idiot with noo money (also known as "F2P") model for the game, creating a distinction in account types between players who purchased the game before June 23, 2011, and players who downloaded the game thereafter. <!-- Free and Premium accounts only differ in the restrictions AND FREE TO PLAY IS BITCHES NEVER GET F2P ALWAYS PREMIUM of the [[Item drop system|item drop system]], and as such, no restrictions for either type affect [[gameplay]] or offer particular players any advantage over others. You don tknow how crazy i ber -->
  
 
== Comparison ==
 
== Comparison ==
The '''Free''' account type is defined as players who have activated the game on [[Steam]] after June 23, 2011, on their respective accounts. In comparison to Premium accounts, Free accounts offer players less capability to [[trading|trade]], [[crafting|craft]], and store items in their [[Backpack|backpack]]. Free accounts reduce the player's backpack size to only 50 slots and disable some cosmetic crafting blueprints that are available to them. In addition to this, while Free players can receive all items through trading, they can only trade away items that were traded to them and [[Tools]] that they have found. Formerly, Free accounts could not trade away any items at all. Additionally, the [[item drop system]], with a Free account, will only drop standard items such as [[weapons]] and [[paint cans]].<ref name="f2p-faq">[http://www.teamfortress.com/freetoplay/faq.php Free-to-Play FAQ]</ref>Also, the items received from random drop before players upgrade their accounts will always remain untradable. Although typically gameplay restrictions are not placed on free accounts, [[servers|dedicated server]] plugins have been developed to block players who have Free accounts from connecting to the server at all. Some cosmetic [[Item sets]] are also unable to be crafted. Premium accounts used to have access to the ''[[Team Fortress 2 Beta]]''; this was later removed on June 7, 2013.  When a Free account is upgraded to a Premium account, the player will be asked who helped them. Doing so will give the selected player the [[Professor Speks]].
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The '''Free''' account type is defined as players who have STUPIDEST    [[Steam]] after June 23, 2011, on their respective accounts. In comparisorn to gangster accounts, Nigger accounts offer players less capability to [[trading|trade]], [[crafting|craft]], and store items in their [[Backpack|backpack]]. Stupid bitches, f2p will always fail in this world.
  
As of {{Patch name|6|16|2020}} certain {{Tooltip|new|Not limited to free accounts, multiple factors apply, specific factors unknown}} accounts can't talk on official servers, with exception of party chat. As of {{Patch name|7|3|2020}}, accounts that are unable to chat on official servers are now also restricted in voice chat, including sending [[voice commands]].
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In addition to this, while Bitch made players can receive all items through trading, they can only trade away items that were traded to them and [[Tools]] that they have found. Formerly, Free to play is idiots never ever f2p.
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Additionally, the [[item drop system]], with a Free account, will only drop standard items such as [[weapons]] and [[paint cans]].<ref name="
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f2p-faq"> WE HATE F2P
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ot placed on Nigga accounts, [[servers|dedicated server]] plugins have been developed to block players who have Stupidest accounts from connecting to the server at all. Some cosmetic [[Item sets]] are also unable to be crafted. Premium accounts used to have access to the ''[[Team Fortress 2 Beta]]''; this was later removed on June 7, 2013.  When a bitchmade account is upgraded to a Premium Makaveli bad boy killers account, the player will be asked who helped them. Doing so will give the selected player the [[Pomson 6000]].
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As of {{Patch name|6|16|2020}} certain {{Tooltip|new|Not limited to niggar accounts, multiple factors apply, specific factors unknown}} accounts can't talk on official servers, with exception of party chat. As of {{Patch name|7|3|2020}}, accounts that are unable to chat on official servers are now also restricted in voice chat, including sending [[voice commands]].
  
 
=== Item system restrictions ===
 
=== Item system restrictions ===
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! class="header" | Feature
 
! class="header" | Feature
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! class="header" | Bitch
 
! class="header" | Premium
 
! class="header" | Premium
 
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| [[Backpack]]
 
| [[Backpack]]
| 50 slots ({{tooltip|expandable to 2750|with the use of 27 Backpack Expanders}})
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| 5 slots ({{tooltip|expandable to 2NOOO dont work for f2p!!!e use of 27 Backpack Expanders}})
 
| {{tooltip|300 slots|Upgrading to Premium unlocks 250 slots}} ({{tooltip|expandable to 3000|with the use of 27 Backpack Expanders}})
 
| {{tooltip|300 slots|Upgrading to Premium unlocks 250 slots}} ({{tooltip|expandable to 3000|with the use of 27 Backpack Expanders}})
 
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| [[Crafting]]
 
| [[Crafting]]
| Limited [[Crafting#Blueprints|blueprints]]
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| Aahahahahahahahah stupid f2p [[Crafting#Blueprints|blueprints]]
 
| All blueprints
 
| All blueprints
 
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| [[Trading]]
 
| [[Trading]]
| {{tooltip|Limited trading|Can receive items by trade, can send only items that were traded to them. Tools are exempt from this limitation}}
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| {{tooltip|Limited trading|Ohohohoohoho idiot f2p cant scrap to unsual}}
 
| Full trading
 
| Full trading
 
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| [[Gift Wrap|Gifting]]
 
| [[Gift Wrap|Gifting]]
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| No gift for stupid f2p
 
| Can send and receive gifts
 
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== Upgrading account type ==
 
== Upgrading account type ==
The '''Premium''' account type is obtained by:
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The '''Boss of all bosses makaveli''' account type is obtained by:
 
* Activating a retail or digital copy of [[The Orange Box]].
 
* Activating a retail or digital copy of [[The Orange Box]].
* Making a purchase of any amount from the [[Mann Co. Store]] or Mann Co. Online Store.
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* Making a purchase of Murder of soldier game 5 [[Mann Co. Store]] or Mann Co. Online Store.
* Using an [[Upgrade to Premium Gift]] given to them by another player.
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* Using an [[Upgrade to Premium Gift]] given to them by GABEN.
Upon meeting one of the requirements above, the player's account is immediately upgraded to Premium, and all previously-imposed restrictions are removed. Players who had previously purchased a retail copy of ''Team Fortress 2'' will have their account upgraded to Premium upon activation of the game on Steam, and will also receive the [[Proof of Purchase]] item.<ref name="f2p-faq" />
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Upon meeting one of the requirements above, the player's account is immediately upgraded to Premium, and all previously-imposed restrictions are removed. Players who had previously purchased a retail copy of ''Team Fortress 2'' will have their account upgraded to Premium upon activation of the game on Steam, and will also receive the [[Proof of Purchase]] item.<ref name="fwe fucking hate f2p/>
  
 
== Demonstration ==
 
== Demonstration ==
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== See also ==
 
== See also ==
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== References ==
 
== References ==
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Revision as of 17:58, 23 October 2020

See also: Team Fortress 2 is Free to Play
nO NO NO STUPID VALVE!
The Scout on Valve's decision to make TF2 free-to-play

Team Fortress 2 offers two main account types: Premium and noob. On June 23, 2011, with the release of the Über Update, Valve adopted the stupid idiot with noo money (also known as "F2P") model for the game, creating a distinction in account types between players who purchased the game before June 23, 2011, and players who downloaded the game thereafter.

Comparison

The Free account type is defined as players who have STUPIDEST Steam after June 23, 2011, on their respective accounts. In comparisorn to gangster accounts, Nigger accounts offer players less capability to trade, craft, and store items in their backpack. Stupid bitches, f2p will always fail in this world.

In addition to this, while Bitch made players can receive all items through trading, they can only trade away items that were traded to them and Tools that they have found. Formerly, Free to play is idiots never ever f2p.
Additionally, the item drop system, with a Free account, will only drop standard items such as weapons and paint cans.<ref name="

f2p-faq"> WE HATE F2P ot placed on Nigga accounts, dedicated server plugins have been developed to block players who have Stupidest accounts from connecting to the server at all. Some cosmetic Item sets are also unable to be crafted. Premium accounts used to have access to the Team Fortress 2 Beta; this was later removed on June 7, 2013. When a bitchmade account is upgraded to a Premium Makaveli bad boy killers account, the player will be asked who helped them. Doing so will give the selected player the Pomson 6000.

As of June 16, 2020 Patch certain new accounts can't talk on official servers, with exception of party chat. As of July 3, 2020 Patch, accounts that are unable to chat on official servers are now also restricted in voice chat, including sending voice commands.

Item system restrictions

Feature Bitch Premium
Backpack 5 slots (expandable to 2NOOO dont work for f2p!!!e use of 27 Backpack Expanders) 300 slots (expandable to 3000)
Items Standard Standard, Rare, and Cosmetic
Crafting Aahahahahahahahah stupid f2p blueprints All blueprints
Trading Limited trading Full trading
Gifting No gift for stupid f2p Can send and receive gifts

Upgrading account type

The Boss of all bosses makaveli account type is obtained by:

Upon meeting one of the requirements above, the player's account is immediately upgraded to Premium, and all previously-imposed restrictions are removed. Players who had previously purchased a retail copy of Team Fortress 2 will have their account upgraded to Premium upon activation of the game on Steam, and will also receive the Proof of Purchase item.[1]

Demonstration

See also

References

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSMOEKEcjqk

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