User:Problem

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Problem
Problem
Basic information
Gender: Male
Birth place: USA
Native language: English
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes: Engineer, Pyro, Scout, Soldier, Demoman, Spy
Favourite maps: CP_Gravelpit
Favourite weapons: Gunslinger
Favourite hats: Spiral Sallet
Contact information
Steam page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/pr0blem
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer; that means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
The Engineer on his profession

The Problem is a patch for the Problem, the last Problem to have a major Problem. The Problem was was released on June 25. Problem is an avid TF2 player, having played since December 26th, 2007.


Related Achievements

Wiki

Edit icon.png This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.
Heavy Industry.png This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel
en This user has a native understanding of English.
es-3 Este usuario tiene un conocimiento avanzado del español.

Team Fortress 2

Achieved.png This user has earned 360 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 69%!
Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 1672 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!
Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 62 hats! (Probably 61 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
Backpack pda destroy.png This user's TF2 stats can be found here
Backpack case.png This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.
Engineer Update Gunslinger.png This user is an offensineer.
"You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."
User Engineer.png This user is an Engineer.
“I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”
User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
User Spy.png This user is a Spy.
“You know, hiding won’t save you.”
User Scout.png This user is a Scout.
“I'm battin' a thousand!”
User Demoman.png This user is a Demoman.
“Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”
User Soldier.png This user is a Soldier.
“Maggots!”

Limited Items

Item icon Gentle Manne's Service Medal.png This user is one of the 11,112 owners of the Gentle Manne's Service Medal.
Item icon Alien Swarm Parasite.png This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.
Item icon Cheater's Lament.png This user owns the Cheater's Lament.
Unusual Logo.png This user owns an Unusual hat.
RED Ellis' Cap.png Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap?
Frying Pan.png This user owns the Frying Pan.

Halloween

Backpack Ghastlier Gibus.png This user owns the Ghastlier Gibus.
Backpack Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.png This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.
Backpack Saxton Hale Mask.png This user owns the Saxton Hale Mask.
Backpack Voodoo Juju.png This user owns the Voodoo Juju.

General

Scout Grizzled Veteran.png This user is a Grizzled Veteran.


Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
SMB.png This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.
User Scatmanjohn Toldyoudog.png

This user told you dog, he warned you about the stairs bro!

User Lhavelund Idiot.png This user has moments of innate idiocy. Sorry.

Bugs

  • Problem has a particularly stupid weakness for trading. Even inane trades.
  • Problem normally does not speak in third person. He believes this is somehow humorous.

Trivia

  • Problem has Service Medal 1342.
  • Problem has 1 unusual, but it's a snazzy all class one.
  • Problem also posts many videos.
  • Problem had a Max Head, v. Luger, and Big kill, but traded them away at the beginning of the Mann Co. Update because he hated them. He regrets that now, mostly because he traded the Max Head for a v.Sola Topi.
  • Problem doesn't have a particular favorite class, he plays all of them. If one was to ask him his most played class, however, he would state that it alternates between Pyro, Engineer, and Soldier.
  • Problem is aware that his name is Problem.
  • THIS MEANS HE HAS HEARD EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM JOKE YOU COULD EVER COME UP WITH.
  • Problem, Officer?
  • Officer, Problem?
  • Problem, Problem?
  • I believe we have a Problem.
  • Problem solved.
  • I'm going to solve this Problem.
  • Got a Problem?
...and many, many more.
  • Problem is derived from Problem Sleuth, Problem's favorite web-comic. In his fanboyishness, he renamed himself Problem Sleuth. However, everyone called him Problem. So it goes.
  • Problem is a Kurt Vonnegut fan.
  • Problem used to be named Xriloku.
  • Nobody understood how the hell this was pronounced.
  • It is in fact pronounced, "Zreee-low-kooo".
  • It is agreed that Problem is a much better name.
  • Problem has also created many of the update pages, alongside Sven_ and No-onespecial.

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