Medic taunts

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Primary

Medictaunt2.PNG Associated items Description
The Medic pulls on the rim of his rubber glove and lets go with a snapping sound while saying:
"Anuhza successful procedure!"
"Woops! Zat was not medicine."
"Did zat sting? SAW-ry!" with the first syllable said loudly.
"Zat, was doctor-assisted homicide!"

Secondary

Medictaunt3.PNG Associated items Description
The Medic bows and says:
"Danke, Dummkopfs!" (Translation:"Thanks, Fools/Idiots!")
Medictaunt06.PNG Associated item Description
Main article: Oktoberfest

The Medic puts his face to the barrel of the Kritzkrieg and takes a deep breath, relaxes momentarily, then shakes his head and refocuses. The Medic gains 10-11 health for performing this taunt. While taunting, he says:

"Ha ha ha! Oktoberfest!"

Melee

Medictaunt4.PNG Associated items Description
The Medic plays his saw as though it were a violin with one of several tunes, such as:
First tune
Second tune
Third tune
Fourth tune
Fifth tune (based on the "dominating" jingle)
Sixth tune (based on "Playing With Danger")
Seventh tune (based on the "revenge" jingle)

The Vita-Saw will play a deeper, cello-like tune, such as:

First tune
Second tune
Third tune
Fourth tune
Fifth tune (based on the "dominating" jingle)
Sixth tune (based on "Playing With Danger")
Seventh tune (based on the "revenge" jingle)
Main article: Medicating Melody
When taunting with the Amputator, it heals all allies within range and with a direct line of sight, who emit a team-colored glow from their feet.
Medicuberkill.png Associated item DescriptionKill Icon
Main article: Spinal Tap

The Medic enters a combat pose, thrusts his Übersaw forward and retracts it, stunning and killing any enemies in the way. If the retraction kills an enemy, the ÜberCharge meter gains 75% charge, added with the extra 25% given by the stun it gives 100% ÜberCharge. While taunting, the Medic says:

  • Killicon spinal tap.png
Medictaunt2.PNG Associated item Description
The Medic pulls on the rim of his rubber glove and lets go with a snapping sound while saying:
"Anuhza successful procedure!"
"Woops! Zat was not medicine."
"Did zat sting? Sorry!"
"Zat, was doctor-assisted homicide!"
Medictaunt3.PNG Associated item Description
The Medic bows and says:
"Danke, Dummkopfs!" (Translation:"Thanks, Fools/Idiots!")

Action

Medic taunt director.png Associated item Description
The Medic puts his arms out and forms a square with his fingers, mimicking a camera lens.
Medic taunt laugh.png Associated item Description
The Medic laughs while pointing.
Taunt MtM.png Associated item Description
The Medic takes a heroic pose as doves and a bright light surround him, while an angelic choir sings for the duration.
Medic highFiveSuccessFull.png Associated item Description
The Medic gives a high five.
Medic Shred Alert taunt.png Associated item Description
The Medic summons a guitar and plays an intense solo as flames and lightning spout from behind.
Taunt Results Are In.png Associated item Description
The Medic pulls out a glowing chest X-ray depicting a rib cage and an implanted bomb. He laughs and gives a fatal prognosis, then crumples and tosses the X-ray image.
"My professional opinion..."
"Prognosis..."
"Diagnosis..."
"...you're dead!"
"...hmm ha ha ha! Yes! I killed you alright!"
"...you're dead!"
"...you're dead!"
"...ha ha..."
"...you're dead!"

Associated sound effects

[rustling film paper]
[crumpling film paper]
Conga Medic.png Associated item Description
The Medic bounces in rhythm to the Latin beats while saying:

Dancing to the Conga

"Vun, two, three, kick!"
(hushed singing) "I like doing ze conga!"
(whispered intense singing) "I kick my leg out. Oh I am so good, ja)"
"Whoo hoo ha!"
"Yeh ha ha!"
"Whooo ha!"
"Hah hoo hoo ha hahah!"
150x150px Associated item Description
The Medic will swing his partner 'round and 'round while saying:

Starting a dance

"Do-si-do!"
"Let us dance!"
"My prescription? Dancing! Haha!"

During the dance

"Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!"
"Whoo hoo hoo! Ooh, do-si-do your partner!"
"Allemande Left! Allemande Right! Ha hah!" (See: Allemande)
"Vell done!"
"Ha ha ha! Whoo!"
"Vell done!"
"Very nice!"
"I like your moves!"
"Hoo! Zhat vas fun! Haha!"
"Hoo ha ha! I love it!"
150x150px Associated item Description
The Medic will gesture towards his head and then perform a head butt with another player.

Initiating a head butt

"Right in ze noggin!"
"Head to head!"

Head-butting

"Reaah ugh!"
"Ah ha ha ha rugh!"

After a head butt

"Ooh ho hah ho hah oh!"
"Ooh ha ha! I zhink I have a concussion, haha!"
"Ooh! I zhink I have a concussion, hehe!"
"Ooooh!"
150x150px Associated item Description
The Medic will bend down a bit and interlock a few of his fingers to form a platform for another player to flip off of.

Preparing to flip

"Time to flip!"
"Time to flip!"
"Who vants a flip?"
"Ready to flip!?"
"In position!"

Flipping another player

"Nyeah!"
"Uhyah!"
(strained) "Up you go!"
"Zhere you are!"
"Into zhe air!"
"Up up!"
"Up up!"
"Ooh hoo hoo!"
"Hoo oooh!"

After flipping

"Danke danke!"
"Zhank you! Zhank you!"
"Vell done!"
"Oooh! Very nice!"
"Ten out of ten!"
"Hoo hoo! Astounding!"
Medic rock paper scissors.png Associated item Description
The Medic engages in an intense battle of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Initiating a throw

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

Starting the throw

"Vun!"
"Two!"
"Three!"

Win

(tauntingly) "I am zhe vinner!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha!"
(liltingly) "Victorious!"
"YES!"
"Hoo ho, perfect!"

Loss

"Bah."
"Ridiculous!"
"Unbelievable!"
"Impossible!"
"Vhat!"

Update history

July 8, 2008 Patch

May 21, 2009 Patch (Sniper vs. Spy Update)

  • Added a taunt for the Kritzkrieg, which also heals for 10 points.

January 13, 2010 Patch

  • The Ubersaw was given its own kill taunt. Previously, the Medic would play the Ubersaw like the Bonesaw, only with a deeper cello sound.

September 30, 2010 Patch (Mann-Conomy Update)

  • [Undocumented] Added an unused "high-five" taunt

November 19, 2010 Patch

  • Gave the Vita-Saw the Ubersaw's original taunt.

May 5, 2011 Patch (Replay Update)

  • Added Director's Vision taunt.
  • [Undocumented] Added a voice response for the Spinal Tap and Oktoberfest taunts.

June 8, 2011 Patch

  • [Undocumented] Added laughing animations.

June 23, 2011 Patch (Über Update)

  • Added Meet the Medic and Schadenfreude taunt.

October 13, 2011 Patch (Manniversary Update & Sale)

February 18, 2013 Patch

  • Added Shred Alert taunt.

June 18, 2014 Patch (Love & War Update)