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Backpack Moustachium Minigun.png

Moustachium Minigun
Level 100 Minigun
Imbued with a dubiously Australian power
The fruits of a mining excavation, deep in the vast New Mexico desert. We've been assured this weapon is 98% Australium, and when has our unwavering trust ever steered us wrong?

Helen said there was only a single cache of Australium left on the planet, but what does she know? From what our field-mercs reported, there was so much Australium in that cave, they practically had to drag the whole thing back with them, so she must've been full of crap.
Moustachium weapons publicity blurb

Moustachium weapons are a special classification of items. Similar to Botkiller weapons, and often mistaken for Australium weapons, they are unique reskins of specific weapons, awarded through the "Fabricate Moustachium weapon" crafting blueprint. The blueprint allows players to select which compatible weapon they would like to fabricate; however, as only six Moustachium Bars can be obtained per account, it is only possible to craft a single weapon. Unique quality versions of applicable Stock weapons are required to craft Moustachium weapons, which can be obtained by modifying an existing Stock weapon with either a Name Tag, Description Tag, or Killstreak Kit.

Moustachium weapons will automatically apply a large brown moustache on the class's face while equipped, independent of the player's equipped cosmetics; it appears as a Dictator with a special custom color, described internally as "Moustachium Gold."

The Moustachium Eyelander disables the use of the Demoman's shields; according to its voice responses, this is because the spirit that dwells within it wishes to "prove itself," without anyone else around to "steal its thunder."

List of Moustachium weapons

Possible Moustachium weapons
Primary Moustachium Scattergun Moustachium Force-A-Nature
Moustachium Scattergun Moustachium Force-A-Nature
Primary Moustachium Rocket Launcher Moustachium Black Box
Moustachium Rocket Launcher Moustachium Black Box
Primary Moustachium Flame Thrower
Moustachium Flame Thrower
Melee Moustachium Axtinguisher
Moustachium Axtinguisher
Primary Moustachium Grenade Launcher
Moustachium Grenade Launcher
Secondary Moustachium Stickybomb Launcher
Moustachium Stickybomb Launcher
Melee Moustachium Eyelander
Moustachium Eyelander
Primary Moustachium Minigun Moustachium Tomislav
Moustachium Minigun Moustachium Tomislav
Primary Moustachium Frontier Justice
Moustachium Frontier Justice
Melee Moustachium Wrench
Moustachium Wrench
Primary Moustachium Blutsauger
Moustachium Blutsauger
Secondary Moustachium Medi Gun
Moustachium Medi Gun
Primary Moustachium Sniper Rifle
Moustachium Sniper Rifle
Secondary Moustachium SMG
Moustachium SMG
Secondary Moustachium Ambassador
Moustachium Ambassador
Melee Moustachium Knife
Moustachium Knife

Crafting

Blueprint

Moustachium Bar Moustachium compatible weapon Possible Results
Item icon Moustachium Bar.pngx66 + Item icon Scattergun.pngItem icon Force-A-Nature.pngItem icon Rocket Launcher.png =
Item icon Unknown.png Item icon Force-A-Nature.png Item icon Rocket Launcher.png Item icon Black Box.png
Item icon Flame Thrower.png Item icon Axtinguisher.png Item icon Grenade Launcher.png Item icon Stickybomb Launcher.png
Item icon Eyelander.png Item icon Minigun.png Item icon Tomislav.png Item icon Frontier Justice.png
Item icon Wrench.png Item icon Blutsauger.png Item icon Medi Gun.png Item icon Sniper Rifle.png

Update history

April 1, 2023 Patch

  • Added Moustachium weapons to the game.

Bugs

  • The blueprint currently requires 66 Moustachium Bars; as players can only obtain six per account, this renders the blueprint unusable.

Gallery

Scout weapons

Soldier weapons

Pyro weapons

Demoman weapons

Heavy weapons

Engineer weapons

Medic weapons

Sniper weapons

Spy weapons

Class gallery