User:Trakmiro
| This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!” |
| This user is a Mercenary. |
| This user owns the Big Kill. |
| This user owns the Cheater's Lament. |
| This user owns Bill's Hat. |
| This user owns the Mann Co. Cap. |
| Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap? |
| This user owns the Frying Pan. |
| This user owns the Dealer's Visor. |
| This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory. |
| This user possesses both Killing Floor promotional items. |
| This user owns the Bounty Hat. |
| This user owns the Spiral Sallet. |
| This user owns the Ghastlier Gibus. |
| This user eats far too many sandviches. |
| This user is an active Portal 2 test subject. |
| pwn. | This user owns you. |
| g | This user plays Garry's Mod. |
| This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything. |
| This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter. |
| This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat. |
| This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!” |
| This user is a Tank Buster Soldier. |
| This user is a Medieval Medic. |
| This user fought a thousand Persians and lived. |