万圣节角色语音回应

语音回应（Voice Responses）是指游戏中的玩家或角色在某个条件（如击杀玩家）达成时所触发的语音台词。此前诸多万圣节更新先后发布了以下万圣节角色：脱缰的无头骑士、魔眼、马拉莫斯、炸弹魔书，以及雷德蒙德·曼恩与布鲁塔克·曼恩两兄弟。他们都有着各自的语音回应，而本条目在以下内容中把它们悉数列出。

闹鬼的万圣节特约（2009）

幽灵

闲置

（深沉的呻吟） （高亢的呻吟） （悠扬的呻吟） （短促的呻吟）

惊吓玩家

Boo! Boyiuh! Boymuh! Boo! Boymuh! BOO! Boo!

玩家语音

恐惧尖叫

啊——！ 嗷——！ 呜—！ 呜——！ 呜呼呼！ 呼唔——！ 唔呜！

尖叫要塞更新（2010）

脱缰的无头骑士

生成

（不详的笑声）

闲置

（邪恶的笑声） （雄厚的笑声） （阴险的笑声） （疯狂的笑声）

攻击

（洪亮的战吼） （野性的战吼） （兴奋的战吼） （雄浑的战吼） （短促的战吼） （低沉的战吼）

施展“BOO！”嘲讽

BOO!

受到巨大伤害

ARGH! UGH! OWW!

被击败

（沉重的叫喊） （短促的叫喊） （痛苦的叫喊）

非常恐怖的万圣节特约 （2011）

魔眼

笑声

HA HA HA HAH! HA HA HA! HAH! （震耳欲聋的笑声）

被击晕

（断断续续的呻吟） （呻吟） （雄厚的叹息） （打嗝） （短促的叫喊） （咕哝） （尖叫） （沉重的呻吟）

被激怒

ARRRR! DAHHHH! UH-ARRR! （咕哝）

传送

(whoom!)

受到巨大伤害

OWWW!

被击败

（呻吟） （嘶嘶声）

幽灵万圣节特约 （2012）

马拉莫斯

出场

"I am here!" 本尊，于此降临！ "I have come!" 本尊，大驾光临！ "Merasmus has risen!" 马拉莫斯于此降临！ "Cower fools! Merasmus is here!" 退缩吧，蠢货们！马拉莫斯于此降临！ "Run fools! Run from Merasmus!" 快逃吧，蠢货们！在马拉莫斯面前四散而逃！ "Merasmus the Wizard has come for your souls!" 大魔法师马拉莫斯，前来夺走尔等的灵魂！ （邪恶的笑声） （阴险的笑声） （疯狂的笑声） "Soldier! Never anger a magician!" 士兵！绝对不要招惹大魔法师！ "Welcome. To your doom!" 欢迎来到…你的末日！ "DOOM! All of you are doomed!" 毁灭！尔等都将迎来毁灭！ "Enjoy Halloween mortals, for it will be your last!" 好好享受这个万圣节吧，凡人们，这是尔等最后的机会了！ "Merasmus arrives on a tide of blood! *小声地* Oh hello, Soldier". 马拉莫斯，驾驭血潮飞驰而来！*小声地*哦，你好啊，士兵。

攻击

魔杖猛击

"Arrr!" "Rarrr!" "Rharr!" "Hah!" "Plah!" "Uh huh hah!" "Rahhh!" "Mortis Attagstah!" 法杖一击！ "Staffus Attackum!" 吃我一杖！ "Hehrrr!"

施展法术

"You cannot run!" 尔等在劫难逃！ "Run fools!" 四散而逃吧蠢货们！ "You're all fools!" 不过都是些蠢货！ "Hurlus bombinus!" "Mortis Longdistimus!"

投射炸弹

"Bombinomicon! Destroy them!" 炸弹魔书！摧毁他们！ "By the power...of the Bombinomicon!" 释放！炸弹魔书之力！ "Booooooombinomicon!" 炸弹魔书！ "Forbidden book! I unchain thee!" 禁忌之书！我将你解放！ "Cower before the Bombinomicon!" 在炸弹魔书面前退缩吧！ "Beebus Barrasbus Bombinomicon!" "Bombinomicon! Heed my call! 炸弹魔书！听我号令！ "Feel the terror...of reading!" 感受…“阅读”的恐惧吧！ "Feel the terror...of books!" 感受…“书籍”的恐惧吧！ "Heads up!" 当心咯！ "Fire in the hole!" 小心“书雷”！ "Grenade!（笑声） 手榴弹！（笑声） "（疯狂的笑声）" "Bombs! So many bombs!" 炸弹！好多炸弹！ "Magic everyone! Magic!" 魔法，凡人们！是魔法！ "Yes! Yes! Perfect!" 好！好！简直完美！ "Yes! Flee! Flee, cowards!" 没错！逃吧！快逃吧，一群胆小鬼！ "（笑声）Run cowards! Run!" （笑声）快逃吧蠢货们！快逃！ "That's right. Run cowards!" 这就对了。逃吧，蠢货们！ "（邪恶的笑声）Run cowards! Run!" 快逃吧蠢货们！快逃！ "How will you fight me when you're all so scared?" 你们被吓得屁滚尿流，又要如何反抗我呢？ "The fear is inside you!" 恐惧深藏在尔等心中！ "Fear me! Poop, poop in your pumpkin pants!" 畏惧我吧！吓得屁滚尿流吧！

在一段时间没有遭遇玩家后

（疯狂的笑声） （邪恶的笑声）

魔法咒语

"Basbus Brontu!" "Bontu Barsoma!" "Babmo Bibrundo!" "Bravus Abimbus!" "Barbo Cabarto!" "Abo Alabasbas!" "Lesbo Barrabus!" "Barraparraf Brubus!" "Binto Bartum!" "Bemilus Bronte!" "Mictor Ate!"

魔术误伤

"Son of a...!" 你这该死的… "Herm!" "Gah!" "Gudah!"

受到巨大伤害

"Uhhhh!" "Ahhhhh!" "Ooohhhhh!" "Dawwwww!" "Oughhhh!"

玩家用“炸弹头”魔术击晕马拉莫斯

"Nooo!" "Nooo!" "Yaaah!" "Ahhhh!" "Oh the irony!" 喔，这多么可笑！ "Ahhhh! You're still a fool!" 啊！愚蠢依旧！ "Ahh!" "Oww! Et tu head bombs?" 啊！连你也…炸弹头？ "Ahhhh!" "Ahhhhhhhh!" "Ah! Back! Stay back you fools!" 啊！滚开！滚开啊蠢货们！ "Ah! Magic...powerless...against bombs!" 啊！魔法…对付炸弹…太无力了！ "Ooooh! I did not think this through." 哦！我可没料到会有这一招！ "Ahh! Well played! Fool." 啊！有点本事！蠢货们。 "Nyah! No, don't hit me with it!" 呐！别，别用那玩意儿碰我！ "Haaah!" "No, that really hurt!" 不，把我疼惨了！ "Aah! Ghost pain! It's worse than regular pain!" 啊！这痛苦非同寻常，宛如鬼魅！ "Bombinomicon! Betrayer!" 炸弹魔书！你这叛徒！ "Naaah! Oh, Judas book!" 呐！喔，这叛徒魔书！ "Ahh! Who told you to do that?" 啊！谁叫你那么干的？ "Naaah!" "Ahh! So weak!" 啊！好难受！ "Fool! Your bombs are only making me weaker!（虚弱的笑声）So weak!" 蠢货！尔等的炸弹不过是让本尊虚弱了分毫！（虚弱的笑声）不过分毫！

隐藏

伪装成一件道具

"Must hide and heal." 得躲个猫猫，先恢复一下了。 "Must hide and heal." 得躲个猫猫，先恢复一下了。 "Must hide. Get stronger." 得先躲起来，要变得更强。 "Must hide. Must heal." 先躲起来恢复一下。 "Must hide. Must heal." 先躲起来恢复一下。 "Merasmus must hide." 马拉莫斯得先避避风头。 "Merasmus must hide." 马拉莫斯得先避避风头。 "No strength. Must hide." 没力气了。先躲一躲。 "No! This cannot be the end! Must hide." 不！还没完！先躲起来。 "Fools! I will come back stronger!" 蠢货们！我还会变得更强，卷土重来的！ "Fools! Do you not know you deal with the master of hiding!" 蠢货们！知道自己正在跟躲猫猫大师为敌吗！ "Fools! Feel the terror of my hiding!" 蠢货们！感受本尊四处潜伏的恐惧吧！ "You cannot kill me fools! For I am great at hiding!" 干不掉我，蠢货们！因为本尊超会躲的！ "The hide-ening! It is here! Okay, need to find a hiding-spot." 开躲！好的，得找个好地方。 "Time to play hide-and-seek...your doom!" 是时候玩玩躲猫猫了…我是说尔等躲起来免遭毁灭！ "Must hide. Get stronger." 得先躲起来，要变得更强。 "You have bested my magic! But can you withstand the dark power...of HIDING!" 尔等虽击败了我的魔法，但能战胜潜伏的暗黑之力吗！ 如果玩家很长时间都没能找到马拉莫斯 "Demoman! Would you have your eye back? Come find me!" 爆破手！想把眼睛夺回来吗？来找我呀！ （恶毒的笑声）"The longer I hide. The stronger I get." （恶毒的笑声）躲得越久，我就越强。 （抑扬顿挫地）"I'm healing!" （邪恶的笑声） （抑扬顿挫地）我可在恢复呢！（邪恶的笑声） "Muhahaha. I'm healing myself. With healing magic." 姆哈哈哈。我在用治疗魔法恢复呢。 "Muhahaha. I'm healing myself. With healing magic. And aspirin." 姆哈哈哈。我在用治疗魔法恢复呢。还有阿司匹林。 （虚弱的笑声） "The longer I hide, the stronger I get." （虚弱的笑声）躲得越久，我就越强。 "The fools! They have no idea how strong I'm getting. Or how loud...I'm..talking..." 那些蠢货全然不知本尊正变得多么强大，也不清楚本尊说得…多么大声。 "He he he! I'm getting stronger!" 呵呵呵！我正变得更强！ "He he he he! I'm getting stronger!" 呵呵呵呵！我正变得更强！ "Oh life courses back into my ghostly wizard veins!" 啊！生命之力重归我鬼魅般的巫师血脉中！ "Oh hiding heals my battered ghost body! It is a Halloween miracle!" 啊，光是躲起来就能恢复我受伤的妖魔之躯！简直是个万圣节奇迹！ "If you don't find me soon, I'll get so strong I might die of strength （笑声） That's a real thing!" 如果你们不马上找到我的话，我可能会因为变得太强而暴毙哦（笑声）没开玩笑！ "Fools! A wizard heals himself right under your noses!" 蠢货们！一个巫师就在你们眼皮子底下恢复呢！ "Find me soon. I'm getting super strong and totally healed! (laughs) Hiding is the best!" 快找到我吧。我就要完全恢复，获得超凡之力了！ "Oh I am healing so much hiding as this pumpkin. Oh no! I gave it away! Or did I? So much mystery." 哦，本尊正伪装成一个南瓜，都恢复了这么多了。哦不！说漏嘴了…吗？未解之谜。 "Aah, hiding...healing...I might never come out." 啊，隐藏…恢复…我怕是永远都不会再现身咯。 "I am hiding, but as what? A pumpkin? A brick! Perhaps a harmless oil drum? Or a brick?" 本尊正伪装着躲起来呢，但伪装成什么呢？南瓜？砖块？还是一个人畜无害的油桶？ "Come find me! If you dare!" 来找我啊！如果你有胆的话！ "I'm hiding. But where? So much mystery!" 本尊正躲着呢，但是在哪呢？未解之谜。 "The terrifying hiding mystery...continues!" 令人闻风丧胆的隐藏谜题…就此继续！ "You'll never guess my disguise. It's too cunning!" 你们永远猜不出我伪装成什么了！我可真狡猾！ "Find me! ... Nope! Getting colder!" 快找到我啊！…不！越来越冷了！ "Find me! No, getting colder...colder...colder...colder!" 快找到我啊！不，这可越来越冷…越来越冷了！ "You fools! You will never find me!" 你们这帮蠢货！永远找不到我！ "Fools! You'll never find me!" 蠢货们！你们永远找不到我！ "I am hidden somewhere in this eldritch realm. But where? Where?" 本尊就藏在这片恐怖之地的某个位置。但是在哪呢？在哪呢？ "Where could I be?" 我会藏在哪里呢？ "Hmmm. Where could the best wizard be hiding?" 哼。最强的巫师会藏在哪里呢？ （邪恶的笑声） "Oh I'm not there." 哦，我可不在那哦。 "I'm inside your head!" 我藏在你的脑海中！ "Close. You're getting warmer!" 快到了。你们离答案越来越近咯！ "You're close! Oh, so close! Or are you?" 就快找到了！哦，就差一点！还是亿点？ "You're close! Oh, you're so close!" 就快找到了！哦，你就差那么一点点！ "Hmm. Where could I be?" 哼，本尊会藏在哪里呢？ "Where could Merasmus be?" 马拉莫斯藏在哪里呢？

被找到

"Huzzah!" "Surprise!" 惊喜来了！ "Wizard surprise!" 巫师的惊喜！ "Magic!" 魔法！ "Emergis Exmortis!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Bulazbo!"

战斗结果

离开

"Goodbye... Forever!" 后会…无期咯！ "Alright, I'm leaving now." 好吧，我要走咯。 "Alright, I'm leaving now." 好吧，我要走咯。 "Goodbye, everyone!" 再见啦，蠢货们！ "Well, that was fun. Off I go!" 好吧，那可真有趣。但本尊得走了！ "Alright, goodbye everyone!" 好吧，再见啦蠢货们！ "Enough! I leave." 够了，本尊该动身了。 "A-ha! Too slow! I leave!" 啊哈！太慢了！走咯！ *邪恶的笑声* "Goodbye, forever!" *邪恶的笑声*后会无期咯！ *邪恶的笑声* "Goodbye, forever! *小声地* I'll see you at home, Soldier." *邪恶的笑声*后会无期咯！我在家里等你，士兵。 "You have amused Merasmus, but now I must attend to other eldritch business. Farewell!" 尔等已经取悦了马拉莫斯，然而本尊有些巫术业务要赶去处理。后会有期！ "*邪恶的笑声* I bid you, farewell!" *邪恶的笑声*本尊向你们告别咯！ "Farewell! Happy Halloween, everyone!" 后会有期！大家万圣节快乐！ "I leave you... to your doom!" 本尊要抛下你们了…自己应对末日吧！

被击败

"Ach, no!" 啊，不！ "You win. No, wait, it's a tie! Argh..." 你们赢了。不，等等，这是平局！啊… "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Oooh!" "Nyyaaagh! I hate you so much, Soldier!" 呐！我恨透你了，士兵！ "You haven't heard the last of Merasmus the Magician!" 尔等还未倾听我大魔法师马拉莫斯的遗言！ "I die, I diieeee... bye Soldier." 我死了，我死了…再见了，士兵。 "I die! Soldier, you were the wooorst roommate!" 我死了！士兵，你真是最烂的室友！ "I die! I curse this land, for a hundred years!- No! A thousand! Thousand year-oh, I die!" 我死了！我要诅咒这片土地一百年！——不！一千年！整整一千——哦，我死了！ "Noooo!" 不！ "Noooo!" 不！

命运之轮 揭晓

命运之轮 转动

"The wheel spins!" 命运之轮开转咯！ "The wheel spins!" 命运之轮开转咯！ "I spin the Wheel of Fate!" 本尊转动了命运之轮！ "The Wheel of Fate spins!" 命运之轮开转咯！ "You cannot escape the Wheel of Fate!" 尔等无从逃脱命运之轮！ "Spin, wheel! Spin!" 转吧，命运之轮！转吧！ "Spin the wheel, and seal your fate!" 转动命运之轮，揭晓尔等的命运！ "Yes, spin the wheel, you fools. See what horrors are in store for you." 很好，命运之轮转动了，蠢货们。好好看看何等恐惧将随之而来。 "Prepare to feel the wrath of the Wheel of Fate!" 准备面临命运之轮的怒火吧！ "Yes, spin the Wheel of Fate!" 很好，转动命运之轮。 "Your fate... is at hand!" 尔等的命运…即将揭晓！ "The Wheel of Fate is a fickle mistress." 命运之轮，宛如善变的女神。 "The wheel spins!" 命运之轮转动了！ "（笑声）Your fate is at hand." （笑声）尔等的命运即将揭晓。 "The wheel will be your undoing." 命运之轮将揭示尔等的惨败！ "Yes... Yes! The wheel!" 很好…很好！命运之轮！ "Yes... Yes! Fate!" 很好…很好！这就是命运！ "The wheel! Come on wheel, Merasmus needs this." 命运之轮！揭晓吧，马拉莫斯要的就是这个。 "The wheel! Come on wheel, you owe me." 命运之轮！揭晓吧，你欠我的。 "The wheel! Come on... Set them all on fire." 命运之轮！揭晓吧…点燃他们！ "The wheel! Come on... Big. Head. Come on, big head." 命运之轮！揭晓吧…大头魔法。好的，大头魔法。

命运·大头

"Big heads!" 大头！ "（笑声）Big head fate! Big head fate!" （笑声）大头命运！大头命运！ "I curse your heads... with bigness!" 我以臃肿之术…诅咒尔等的脑袋！ "You cannot escape the terror... of your own giant head!" 尔等逃脱不了…大脑门的恐怖！ "Super big heads!" 超级大脑门！ "Plague of head-biggening!" 大头瘟疫！ "Big heads! The horror! The horror!" 大头！恐怖！恐怖！

命运·小头

"Shrunken heads!" 缩水脑袋！ "Tiny heads!" 小脑门！ "Teeny, tiny heads! As foretold in prophecy." 超，超小脑袋！正如预言所料。 "Feel the tiny eldritch terror of an itty... bitty... head!" 感受怪异…小脑门的恐惧吧。 "Like your tiny heads? THANK MAGIC!" 喜欢你的小脑门吗？这都拜魔法所赐！ "Teeny, tiny heads!" 小，小脑门！

命运·极速

"Super Speed!" 极速！

命运·舞会

"Dance fools!" 跳吧蠢货们！ "Darkness falls across the land! The dancing hour is close at hand!" 黑暗笼罩大地！舞会近在咫尺！ "And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spasmus. For no mere mortal can resist, the magic of Merasmus!" 尽管意志尚在挣扎，尔等的身躯已开始颤动。因为没有凡人能够抗拒，马拉莫斯的无边法力！ "Dance. Dance! DANCE!" 跳吧。跳吧！跳吧！ "Plague of dancing!" 舞蹈瘟疫！

命运·诅咒

血流不止 "The bloodening!" 血流不止！ "Blood-letting!" 血流成河！ "Let the blood flow!" 让鲜血喷涌而出！ "Blood fate!" 血色的命运！ "Plague of blood!" 鲜血瘟疫！ 引火上身 "Firestorm!" 火焰风暴！ "Fire!" 火焰！ "Fire, yes! Now you're all on fire!" 火焰，没错！现在你们全都上火了吧！ "Fire! Oh, that's a good one!" 火焰！哦，运气真不错！ "Burn fools, burn!" 烧吧蠢货们，烧吧！ "BURN!" 燃烧！ "Burn fools!" 燃烧吧蠢货们！ "Hellfire!" 狱焰来袭！ 尿雨天降 "Jarate!" 瓶手道！ "Jarate! No magic is beneath Merasmus!" 瓶手道！马拉莫斯的法术，无出其右！ "Jarate! That is what you think it is!" 瓶手道！就是你想的那个瓶手道！ "Rain of waste!" 代谢物之雨！ "Jarate! Merasmus is...sorry about this one." 瓶手道！马拉莫斯…很抱歉。 "Jarate! Merasmus is...not proud...of this one." 瓶手道！马拉莫斯…并不…为此骄傲。 "Rain of Jarate!" 瓶手道之雨！ "Rain of Jarate! *sotto voce* I'm sorry about this." 瓶手道之雨！*低声地*抱歉了。 "Jarate!" 瓶手道！ "Jarate! Jarate for everyone!" 瓶手道！人人有份！ "Jarate for everyone! I'm so, so sorry!" 瓶手道，人人有份！我真的真的很抱歉！ 幽灵呼唤 "Ghosts!" 幽灵！ "Let the haunting... begin!" 让恐惧，开始蔓延吧！ "Rise, rise from your graves!" 重生吧，自你们的坟墓中重生吧！ "Plague of ghosts!" 幽灵瘟疫！

命运·失重

"Low gravity!" 重力下降！ "Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it!" 重力令本尊不悦，本尊废黜了它！ "Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it! ...Most of it!" 重力令本尊不悦，本尊废黜了它…基本上是这样！ "Gravity! I banish thee!" 重力！本尊将你放逐！ "Bid farewell to your precious gravity!" 尔等就跟可贵的重力道别吧！

命运·超级跳

"Super jumping!" 超级跳！ "High jump!" 跳高高！

命运·爆击

"It is the crit boostening!" 爆击加成哟！

命运·无敌

"You are GODS! *sotto voce* ...I don't know why I put that on the wheel..." 尔等已飞升成神！*低声地*…不知道为啥我要把那个加进去… "You are GODS! Magic! It is not an exact science." 尔等已飞升成神！这是魔法！不用讲科学！ "Invincible! INVINCIBL- Wait, wait, what?" 刀枪不入！所向披-等等，啥，啥？ "Everybody's invincible! Muhahahaha! Fools! Ahahaha... eheh... Hold on..." 这下大家都无懈可击了！姆哈哈哈哈！蠢货们！啊哈哈哈…额…等下… "You are GODS! Nahahaha... Enjoy your false confidence. It will be your doom!" 尔等已飞升成神！呐哈哈哈…好好享受这份空虚的自满吧。这将是尔等的终焉！ "You are GODS! Aha, that may seem good, but it will be bad. In the fullness of time." 尔等已飞升成神！啊哈，听上去或许还不错，但终究是不是什么好事，只是时机未到。 "You are GODS! I... meant to do that. It will go badly for you. You watch." 尔等已飞升成神！我…我是故意这样做的。你们可会不得好死的，等着瞧吧。 "You are GODS! Wait, no no no no no!" 尔等已飞升成神！等下，别啊别啊！ "ÜBERCHARGE!"

炸弹魔书

附着炸弹在玩家头部

"Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard." 哎，哥们儿！偶给你上个炸弹头。快跑巫师那去。 "Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard." 哎，哥们儿！偶给你上个炸弹头。快跑巫师那去。 "I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard. Oh boy, let's do this!" 偶给你上个炸弹头。快跑巫师那去。哎，哥们儿，赶紧的！ "Ey, go blow up that wizard for me, eh?" 哎，帮我炸翻那巫师，咋样？ "We don't got a lot of time, run at that wizard, okay?" 没时间啦，跑巫师那去，行不行？ "Hey, you! Take this! Go run at that wizard, okay? Okay." 嘿，你！接好这个！跑巫师那去，行吗？行。 "Hey, I'm a bomb book! It's pretty good." 嘿，偶是本炸弹书！内容超赞。 "You and me, buddy! We're gonna blow that wizard up." 你和我，好兄弟！一块儿炸翻那巫师去！ "Ey, it's you! Yeah, take this. It's good. You gonna like this bomb head." 哎，是你！好的，接好。这是好东西，你会喜欢这炸弹头的。 "Ey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! Oh, man, this is great!" 哎，是我，炸弹魔书！喔，很好，要的就是这个！ "Ey, buddy, no time to explain! Run at that wizard!" 哎，哥们儿，没时间解释了！跑巫师那去！ "Pow! Zoop! Run at that wizard!" Pow！Zoop！跑巫师那去！ "Hey, it's me, the bomb book! Run at that wizard! Yeah, let's do it!" 嘿，是我，那本炸弹书！跑巫师那去！嗯，赶紧的！ "Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. Oh boy, let's do this!" 炸弹魔书！给你上个炸弹头。好的，开始吧开始吧！ "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! It's pretty good! Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good luck." 嘿，是我，炸弹魔书！超赞！你的头现在成炸弹了。很好，一路顺风。 "Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good luck." 你的头顶炸弹咯！很好，一路顺风。 "Your head's a bomb now! Oh, it's really good! Okay, good luck." 你头顶炸弹咯！哦，它超赞的！很好，一路顺风。 "Nice head. Now it's a bomb! I'm the greatest!" 小脑袋真别致。现在顶炸弹用咯！就数我最棒！ "Nice head, buddy. Bomb head! It's good stuff." 小脑袋真别致，哥们儿。现在顶炸弹用咯！好处多多！ "Ey, you got a head! Great! Now it's a bomb head." 啊，看你有个头！好极了！现在它成炸弹头了！ "Ey there! Pow! Bomb head! Oh, it's really good. Off I go." 哎那位！Pow！头顶炸弹！哦，真不错。回见。 "Pow! Bomb head! Off I go." Pow！炸弹头！回见。 "Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Off I go." 哎，哥们儿！你头看上去能顶炸弹使。Pow！Zoop！回见。 "Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Oh, it's really good." 哎，哥们儿！你头看上去能顶炸弹使。Pow！Zoop！嗯，好事一桩。 "Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. It's what I do." 炸弹魔书！给你上个炸弹头。职责所在，不谢。 "Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. Ey, it's pretty nice." 炸弹魔书！给你上个炸弹头。精致又美观。 "Pow! Zoop! Bomb head for you. Your head looks real nice. So long!" Pow！Zoop！给你上个炸弹头，一眼看去真绝赞。回见！ "Pow! Zoop! You're gonna like this bomb head!" Pow！Zoop！会喜欢你那炸弹头的！ "Pow! Zoop! Bomb head for you." Pow！Zoop！给你上个炸弹头！ "Po-po-BAM! Bomb head for you! [笑声] Oh, it's good." Pow！Zoop！给你上个炸弹头！[笑声]嗯，好赞。 "Oh, I hate that wizard. 'Ey! You should go blow him up." 哦，我恨死那巫师了。哎！你速去炸翻他。 "Oh, I HATE that wizard! You should go blow him up." 哦，我恨死那巫师了。你速去炸翻他。 "The wizard! Go blow him up! So long!" 那巫师！炸翻他！回见！ "Ey, guy! What's up? Your head's a bomb now. Okay, we're good." 哎哥们儿！近来如何？你头顶炸弹咯，你好我好大家好。 "Ey, guy! What's up? Your head's a bomb now. Okay, we're good." 哎哥们儿！近来如何？你头顶炸弹咯，你好我好大家好。 "Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good stuff. Good stuff." 你头顶炸弹咯！很好，多多益善，多多益善。 "Your head's a bomb now! This is gonna be the BEST!" 你头顶炸弹咯！简直不能更棒！ "Givin' you a bomb head! It's what I do." 给你上个炸弹头！职责所在，不谢。 "Man, you got a nice head. Now it's a bomb head." 哥们儿，小脑袋真别致。现在顶炸弹用了。 "Po-po-BAM! Your head--it looks real nice." Po-po-BAM！你这小脑袋——这下看着真不错。

被马拉莫斯举起

"Yeah, let's do this!" 耶，来吧来吧！ "Yeah, let's do it!" 耶，就这么干！ "Ey, guys!" 哎，伙计们！ "Yeah, sure!" 好呀，没问题！ "Sure, why not?" 好呀，有什么不好的？ "Okay, let's do this!" 好呀，赶紧开始！ "YES! This is the greatest!" 好呀！爽到极点！ "Oh-ho, this is is gonna be good!" Oh-ho，绝对够带劲的！ "Hey, everybody! I'm the Bombinomicon!" 嘿，大家好！是我炸弹魔书！ "Oh boy, let's do this!" 喔呀，赶紧的！ "Oh boy, let's do this!" 喔呀，赶紧的！ "Yeah, let's do it!" 耶，赶紧的！ "Yeah, yeah!" 耶，好耶！ "Yeah, yeah!" 耶，好耶！ "Oh, this is gonna be the best!" 哦，这肯定爽到极点！ "You got it!" 真懂我！ "All right, stand back!" 各就各位，靠边站去！ "Good stuff!" 好东西来了！ "Oh yeah! Get to throw some bombs!" 哦耶！要丢些炸弹来咯！ "This is gonna be the best!" 这肯定爽到极点！ "This is gonna be the best!" 这肯定爽到极点！ "Hey, everybody!" 嘿，大家好！ "Have some bombs, guys!" 来些炸弹呗，伙计们！ "Yeah! Ha-ha!" 耶！哈哈！ "Yeah! Ha-ha!" 耶！哈哈！ "Here's a whole bunch of bomb stuff!" 炸弹成堆送去！

欢迎玩家到骷髅岛

"Hey, guys! Beat that wizard, huh? Good stuff, good stuff, buddy." 嘿，伙计们！打赢那巫师啦，嗯？干得好，干得好，好哥们儿。 "How do you like this island? Pretty nice, huh? Waterfront property. Yeah, it's mine. Well, it's a timeshare. It's good for romancing the ladies though, no? There's this little cookbook I've been seeing, and--hey, it's pretty nice." 这岛如何啊？很棒是不是？海景房是吧。都是我的。虽说是分时制的。真是个跟姑娘约会的好地方，对不对？还儿还有本我一直在看的烹饪书，而且——嘿，真好看。 "Well, you feel free to poke around, I guess. You know, looks like that's what you're doing anyway, right? [笑声] Feel free to steal everything that isn't nailed down. Hey, I'm a book! What do I need with it?" 好吧，随便走一走逛一逛。你们就是这模样，不然还能怎么样？[笑声]这儿的东西除了固定资产随便你们拿。诶，可我是本书！我留它有什么用？

当玩家获取骷髅岛主

"Ah, Merasmus' skull hat. That's gonna look real nice on your head." 啊，马拉莫斯的骷髅帽！戴你头上肯定挺别致。 "Ah, Merasmus' skull hat! Ey, it's pretty nice." 啊，马拉莫斯的骷髅帽！哎，它可真漂亮！ "Ah, Merasmus' skull hat! Good choice, buddy. Very nice choice." 啊，马拉莫斯的骷髅帽！挺会选的，伙计。眼力劲不错。

尖叫要塞 V（2013）

曼恩兄弟

推车竞赛

以下是雷德蒙德（对红队玩家）和布鲁塔克（对蓝队玩家）在地图 Helltower 中的台词。

回合开始

雷德蒙德 "This is Redmond Mann speaking from an unspecified location beyond the grave. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you to push my brother to hell!" 此时此刻，我雷德蒙德·曼恩于坟墓之上，在某处呼唤你们。我也许已经死了，但既然你们还在吃我这口饭，就得为我奔走效劳。而我的命令是，把我那兄弟推下地狱去！ "It is I, your employer, Redmond Mann, from beyond the grave. I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other. Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push that cart!" 是我，你们的老板，雷德蒙德·曼恩，于坟墓之上呼唤你们。我这百年来给你们这帮蠢蛋的工作只有一个：射杀彼此。而如今，我有一份更简单的差事给你们做：给我把那辆车推走！ "This is Redmond Mann, and I've got one simple request: Send my brother to hell!" 这里是雷德蒙德·曼恩，我的要求很简单：把我那兄弟送下地狱！ "This is your employer, and I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!" 这里是你们的老板，而我有工作给你们：把我那兄弟送下地狱！ "Listen up you reprobates. This is Redmond Mann. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!" 给我听好了，你们这些没规矩的东西。这里是雷德蒙德·曼恩，而那具的尸体是我那个没脑袋的兄弟。给我把它送下地狱！ "Listen up you thugs. This is Redmond Mann speaking. And I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!" 给我听好了，你们这些没教养的东西。这里是雷德蒙德·曼恩。而我有份差事要给你们做：把我那兄弟送下地狱！ 布鲁塔克 "Listen up, you thugs. This is Blutarch Mann speaking. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you, from beyond the grave, to push my brother to hell! Until I tell you to stop!" 给我听好了，你们这些没教养的东西。这里是布鲁塔克·曼恩。我也许已经死了，但既然你们还在吃我这口饭，就得为我奔走效劳。此时此刻，我于坟墓之上命令你们，把我那兄弟推下地狱去！直到我喊停为止！ "It is I, your employer, Blutarch Mann. From beyond the grave! I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other! Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push my brother to hell!" 是我，你们的老板，布鲁塔克·曼恩。我正在我的坟墓之上！我这百年来给你们这帮蠢蛋的工作只有一个：射杀彼此。而如今，我有一份更简单的差事给你们做：给我把那辆车推走！ "This is Blutarch Mann speaking. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!" 这里是布鲁塔克，曼恩。那具尸体是我那个没脑袋的兄弟。给我把它送下地狱！ "This is Blutarch Mann, with one simple request: Send my brother to hell!" 这里是布鲁塔克，曼恩。任务很简单：把我那兄弟送下地狱！ "This is Blutarch Mann speaking. Push! That! Cart! 这里是布鲁塔克，曼恩。给我！推走！那辆车！

红队领先

雷德蒙德 "Yes! Yes! Yes yes yes!" 好！好！干得漂亮！ "Yes, that's it! Push!" 是的，就是这样！给我推！ "We're winning! Push!" 我们要赢了！给我推！ "Good, good!" 很好，很好！ "Yes!" 很好！ "Perfect!" 简直完美！ "Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!" 甜蜜蜜的碎石母亲哟，我们要赢了！ "Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!" 不管你们在做什么，给我继续！ "Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!" 不管你们在做什么，这很管用！ "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch! I'm winning!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，布鲁塔克！我要赢了！ "I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best Mann!" 我终于要做到了！我真的要做到了！我才是最强的！ "I'm winning! And you're losing, Blutarch! I will be the last man standing!" 我要赢了！而你要输了，布鲁塔克！我才是站到最后的人！ "How do you like those ghostly apples, Blutarch? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes, yes, yes yes yes..." 你对那些碎石子做何感想啊，布鲁塔克？不用你回答。它们就像苦涩酸臭的灰，塞满你的嘴，我敢肯定！很好，很好，就是这样… "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? The Badlands are mine!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，布鲁塔克？荒芜之地属于我！ "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? I'm the best son!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，布鲁塔克？我才是最强的儿子！ "I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Blutarch!" 我就要做到了！我要把你送下地狱去，布鲁塔克！ "Yes! I should've died years ago!" 好啊！（早知如此）许多年前我就该死了！ "Yes! All of my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!" 好啊！我这美妙的非人计划终于要尽数实现了！ "We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!" 我们要赢了！心脏被连捅九刀真是我人生中最美妙的事情！ "Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way." 好啊！将我兄弟送下地狱去，这是自那怀孕机器之后我最棒的计划！…顺便，那个计划还有后续。 布鲁塔克 "Push!" 给我推！ "Keep pushing the cart!" 推下去！ "Push the cart!" 推呀！ "Get to the cart!" 到车子那去！ "Don't leave my brother!" 不准离开我的兄弟！ "Push my brother!" 推我的兄弟！ "Hell is that way! Push!" 地狱就在前方！给我推！ "Drag your knuckles to that cart, you thick-browed member of the servant class!" 给我把手指扣在车上，你们这帮拿了钱还办不好事的奴才！ "Do you have any idea what ungodly sum I'm paying you vagrants to push a corpse a hundred feet?" 你们知不知道为了让你们把车子推一百英尺，我要支付的款项有多么离谱？ "All you have to do is push a haunted corpse on a railcart into a gaping hell-mouth! It's not gravel science." 你们唯一要做的事，就是把那具该死的尸体给我沿着轨道推进地狱边口去！又不需要你们懂什么碎石科学。 "Keep pushing!" 继续推！ "Puuuush!" 推啊！ "We're losing!" 我们要输了！ "We're behind!" 我们落后了！ "They're trouncing us!" 他们要赢了！ "Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!" 什么跟什么啊，我们要输了！ "Barnbiscuits, we're behind!" 简直一团糟，我们落后了！ "We're losing!" 我们要输了！ "Hogwater, we're losing!" 泔水一样脏，我们要输了！ "Pissdumplings! They're winning!" 粪堆一样臭…他们要赢了！ "Posspuddle... We're losing!" 便池一样坑…我们要输了！ "What am I paying you for?! Get my brother to hell!" 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？送我兄弟下地狱啊！ "Why is my brother not in hell yet?" 为什么我的兄弟还没下地狱？ "Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?" 等等…我现在到地狱的距离是不是比我兄弟更近？ "Fight harder, you imbeciles!" 给我再卖力一点，你们这些低能儿！ "Fight, you nincompoops!" 给我加把劲，你们这帮臭鱼烂虾！ "Damn you Redmond!" 雷德蒙德，去你丫的！

蓝队领先

雷德蒙德 "Push!" 给我推！ "Puuuush!" 推啊！ "Keep pushing!" 继续推！ "Keep pushing the cart!" 推下去！ "Get to the cart!" 到车子那去！ "Don't leave the cart!" 不准离开那车子！ "Puuuush!" 推啊！ "Puuuuuuush!" 推啊！ "No, you stupid poor people!" 不，你们这帮又蠢又穷的东西！ "Blast! I should've hired the BLU team!" 该死！我该雇蓝队那帮人的！ "We're losing!" 我们要输了！ "We're behind! Fight harder, you imbeciles!" 我们落后了！再加把劲，一帮低能儿！ "They're winning!" 他们要赢了！ "Fight, you nincompoops! They're beating us!" 给我加把劲，你们这帮臭鱼烂虾！他们要打赢了！ "Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!" 什么跟什么啊，我们要输了！ "Patswater! They're winning!" 尿盆一样毒！他们要赢了！ "Posspoddle, we're losing!" 便池一样坑，我们要输了。 "Pissdumplings! They're beating us!" 粪堆一样臭！他们要赢了！ "Hogwater, we're losing!" 泔水一样脏，我们要输了！ "Boggarbottom! We're losing!" 放屁一样垃！我们要输了！ "Why is my brother not in hell yet?" 为什么我的兄弟还没下地狱？ "What am I paying you for? Push my brother to hell!" 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？送我兄弟下地狱啊！ "Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?" 等下，我距地狱比我兄弟更近吗？ "Why is my brother winning?" 为什么我的兄弟要赢了？ "You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!" 你们这帮骗子，说好了要送他下地狱的！ "Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!" 该死，快把那具腐臭的尸体给我送下地狱去！不然我就用这儿的碎石把你们给埋了！ "What the gravel am I paying you for?" 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？ "You unwashed reprobates! It's not gravel science!" 你们这些肮脏的废物！这又不需要你们懂什么碎石科学！ "Damn you Blutarch!" 布鲁塔克，去你丫的！ 布鲁塔克 "Yes! Yes yes yes yes!" 好！很好！ "Yes, that's it! Push!" 好，就是这样！给我推！ "Yes!" 好！ "Yes!" 好！ "Good, good!" 很好，很好！ "Perfect!" 完美！ "Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!" 甜蜜蜜的碎石母亲哟，我们要赢了！ "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? I'm winning!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，雷德蒙德！我要赢了！ "Yes! I should've died years ago!" 好啊！（早知如此）许多年前我就该死了！

雷德蒙德接近最终点（蓝队领先）

雷德蒙德 "Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!" 我的石啊！我就要下地狱了，你们这些白痴！快做些什么！ 布鲁塔克 "Good gravel! You've almost done it!" 我的石啊！你们就要成功了！ "Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!" 不管你们在做什么，给我继续！ "Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!" 不管你们在做什么，这很管用！ "I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best Mann!" 我终于要做到了！我真的要做到了！我才是最强的！ "I'm winning! And you're losing, Redmond! I will be the last man standing!" 我要赢了！而你要输了，雷德蒙德！我才是站到最后的人！ "How do you like those ghostly apples, Redmond? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes yes yes..." 你对那些碎石子做何感想啊，雷德蒙德？不用你回答。它们就像苦涩酸臭的灰，塞满你的嘴，我敢肯定！很好，很好，就是这样… "I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Redmond! I'm the best brother!" 我就要做到了！我要把你送下地狱去，雷德蒙德！我才是最棒的兄弟！ "Yes! All my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!" 好啊！我这美妙的非人计划终于要尽数实现了！ "We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!" 我们要赢了！心脏被连捅九刀真是我人生中最美妙的事情！ "Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way." 好啊！将我兄弟送下地狱去，这是自那怀孕机器之后我最棒的计划！…顺便，那个计划还有后续。 "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? The Badlands are mine!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，雷德蒙德？荒芜之地是我的！ "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? You're going to hell!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，布鲁塔克？你就要下地狱了！

布鲁塔克接近最终点（红队领先）

雷德蒙德 "Good gravel! You've almost done it!" 我的石啊！你们就要完成了！ 布鲁塔克 "Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!" 我的石啊！我就要到地狱了，你们这些白痴！快做些什么！ "You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!" 你们这帮骗子说好了要送他下地狱的！ "No, you stupid poor people!" 不，你们这帮又蠢又穷的东西！ "Blast! I should've hired the RED team!" 该死！我该雇红队那帮人的！ "Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!" 该死，快把那具腐臭的尸体给我送下地狱去！不然我就用这儿的碎石把你们给埋了！ "What the gravel am I paying you for?" 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？

赢得推车竞赛

雷德蒙德 "I've done it!" 我做到了！ "Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" 好！很好！我做到了！ "Rot in hell, Blutarch! I win!" 在地狱中腐烂吧，布鲁塔克！我赢了！ "Look at me now, father! I won!" 看我啊，老爹！我赢了！ "Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!" 我的！终于，荒芜之地通通都是我的了！ "After a hundred years, I am the last man standing!" 在这一百年后，我才是站到最后的人！ "I won! Wait, where are you all going?" 我赢了！等等，你们都在干什么？ "I won! Now you all can go to hell!" 我赢了！现在你们都下地狱去吧！ "I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, go to hell!" *笑声* 我赢了！而你们也跟着下地狱去吧，这样我就不用付钱了！*笑声* 布鲁塔克 "I've done it!" 我做到了！ "Yes! Yes yes yes!"" 好，好好好！ "Yes, yes yes yes! I did it!" 好，好好好！我做到了！ "I won!" 我赢了！ "Rot in hell, Redmond! I win!" 在地狱中腐烂把，雷德蒙德！我赢了！ "Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!" 我的！终于，荒芜之地通通都是我的了！ "I am the last man standing!" 我才是站到最后的人！ "Wait! Where are you all going?" 等等，你们都在干什么？ "I won! Now you all can go to hell!" 我赢了！现在你们都下地狱去吧！ "I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, you all can go to hell!" *长笑* *咳嗽* 我赢了！而你们也跟着下地狱去吧，这样我就不用付钱了！*长笑* *咳嗽* "Go to hell!" *笑声* 下地狱去吧！

输掉推车竞赛

雷德蒙德 "No! Noooooooo!" 不，不！ "No! Noooooooooooo!" 不，不！ "I'm taking you to hell with me!" 我要把你们也都拉下地狱！ "Damn you Blutarch!" 该死的布鲁塔克！ "Happy Hallowee-" *减弱* 万圣节快-*减弱* "Damn you Blutarch!" 该死的布鲁塔克！ "Nooooooo-" *减弱* 不-*减弱* "No! Noooooo!" 不！不！ 布鲁塔克 "No! Noooooooo!" 不！不！ "Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmond!" 该死的雷德蒙德！ "Daaaaaaaaah!" "Well I tried." 好吧我尽力了。 "I'm taking you to hell with me!" 我要把你们也都拉下地狱！ "You're all comin' with me!" 你们这帮人也跟我一起万劫不复吧！ "Noooooooo-" *减弱* 不-！*减弱* "Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmon-" *减弱* 该死的雷德蒙-！*减弱*

地狱死斗

胜利 雷德蒙德 "Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" *胜利主题音* 好！很好！我做到了！*胜利主题音* 布鲁塔克 "Yes! Yes yes yes!" *胜利主题音* 好！很好！*胜利主题音* 失败 雷德蒙德 "No! Nooooo!" *失败主题音* 不！不！*失败主题音* 布鲁塔克 "No! Noooooooo!" *失败主题音* 不！不！*失败主题音* 僵局 雷德蒙德 "What the gravel am I paying you for?" *僵局主题音* 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？*僵局主题音* 布鲁塔克 "What the gravel am I paying you for?" *僵局主题音* 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？*僵局主题音*

魔咒相关

魔咒生成

雷德蒙德 "Good! The spells have appeared, just as I planned! Yes... yes! This update almost makes too much sense!" *笑声* 很好！魔咒出现了，如我所料！很好…好的！这次更新可真是意义非凡！*笑声* "Gather spells while you can!" 尽你们所能去收集魔咒吧！ "Spells! Spells everywhere!" 魔咒！魔咒啊大伙儿！ "Gather spells before they disappear!" 在这些魔咒消失前收集它们！ "Grab the spells and cast them!" 收集这些魔咒然后释放它们！ "Grab the spells! Cast them on Blutarch's idiot army!" 收集魔咒！释放它们来对付布鲁塔克的白痴军队！ "Spells!" 魔咒！ 布鲁塔克 "Gather spells while you can!" 尽你们所能去收集魔咒吧！ "Spells! Get them before they disappear!" 魔咒！在它们消失前收集它们！ "Gather spells before they disappear!" 在这些魔咒消失前收集它们！ "Spells! They've spilled out of the hellhole!" 魔咒！它们已从地狱的孔洞中喷涌而出！ "Spells! Spells everywhere!" 魔咒！魔咒啊大伙儿！ "Grab the spells and cast them!" 收集这些魔咒然后释放它们！ "Grab the spells! Cast them on Redmond's idiot army!" 收集魔咒！释放它们来对付雷德蒙德的白痴军队！

灵异时刻来临

雷德蒙德 "The Witching Hour!" 灵异时刻！ "It's midnight! Gather spells while you can!" 子时已到！尽你们所能去收集魔咒吧！ "Yes, it's the Witching Hour!" 好的，灵异时刻已到！ "Yes, the Witching Hour is upon us!" 好的，灵异时刻已到！ "The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows thin!" 灵异时刻！异界间的隔绝之壁衰弱的时候！ "It's midnight! Again!" 午夜时分！再度抵达！ "The Witching Hour! Again!" 灵异时刻！再度抵达！ "It's midnight again! Gather spells while you can!" 午夜时分再度抵达！尽你们所能去收集魔咒吧！ "It's midnight again?" 又到了午夜时分了？ "It's midnight! ...Again!" 午夜时分！…再度抵达！ "It's midnight..." *吸气* "Again!" 午夜时分…*吸气*再度抵达！ 布鲁塔克 "The Witching Hour!" 灵异时刻！ "It's midnight!" 子时已到！ "Yes! It's the Witching Hour!" 好的！灵异时刻已到！ "Yeeees! The Witching Hour is upon us." 好的，灵异时刻已到！ "The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows weak and withered!" 灵异时刻！异界间的隔绝之壁消散的时候！ "It's midnight. Again!" 午夜时分！再度抵达！ "It's midnight again. Oh, I hate this holiday!" 午夜时分再度抵达！哦，我恨这节日。 "It's happening again!" 时间又到了！ "It's happening again!" 时间又到了！ "It's midnight! Again!" 午夜又到了！ "It's midnight again?" 午夜又到了？ "It's midnight again!" 午夜又到了！ "It's midnight! Again!" 午夜又到了！ "It's midnight again!" 午夜又到了！

魔法桥出现

雷德蒙德 "The bridge is down!" 那座魔法桥出现了！ "The bridge, you fools! Get the good magic..." 那座桥，蠢货们！拿些好魔咒回来… "Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!" 地狱岛已经开放！魔法桥已经出现！ "Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! That's where the good spells are!" 搞快点！穿过那座桥到地狱岛上去！那里有高级魔咒！ "The bridge, you lackeys! I sense great magic..." 那座桥，仆从们！我能感觉到强大的魔法… "The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!" 那座桥！那边有着超乎想象的强大能量！ "Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!" 别再为那破事费神了！快穿过那座桥！ "Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!" 搞快点！穿过那座桥！收集最好的魔咒！ "Cross the bridge!" 穿过那座桥！ 布鲁塔克 "The bridge is down!" 那座魔法桥出现了！ "The bridge, you fools!" 那座桥，蠢货们！ "The bridge, you lackeys!" 那座桥，仆从们！ "Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!" 地狱岛已经开放！魔法桥已经出现！ "Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! Get the good magic!" 搞快点！穿过那座桥到地狱岛上去！拿些好魔咒回来！ "Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!" 搞快点！穿过那座桥！收集最好的魔咒！ "The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!" 那座桥！那边有着超乎想象的强大能量！ "Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!" 别再为那破事费神了！快穿过那座桥！

骷髅战士生成

雷德蒙德 "Zombies!" 僵尸！ "Hell zombies!" 地狱僵尸！ "Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" 哦不，狼人！哦，等等…骷髅！僵尸？管它呢，快跑啊！ "Zombies, no! Wait... " *咕哝* "Hold on, let me check... Oh god! Hell zombies!" 僵尸，哦！等等…*咕哝* 再等下，让我看看…哦天啊！地狱僵尸！ "The Skeleton King! Oh... gravelpits, you are in for it now!" 骷髅王！哦…伙计们，这下有你们好受的了！ "Oh good, the Skeleton King's he- NO! That's bad!" 哦很好，骷髅王他-不！真是糟透了！ "It's the Skeleton King!" 是骷髅王！ "We've awoken the Skeleton King!" 我们惊扰了骷髅王！ 布鲁塔克 "The hell is happening now?" 已经到地狱了吗？ "What's happening down there?" 发生什么事了？ "What the gravel is happening down there?" 那里到底发生什么事了？ "Aw, no! Zombies!" 啊，不！僵尸！ "Zombies!" 僵尸！ "Hell zombies!" 地狱僵尸！ "Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" 哦不，狼人！哦，等等…骷髅！僵尸？管它呢，快跑啊！ "Hell zombies! Oh gravelpits, you are in for it now!" 地狱僵尸！哦…伙计们，这下有你们好受的了！ "Zombies, no! Wait... Hold on, let me check it... Oh god! Hell zombies!" 僵尸，哦！等等…再等下，让我看看…哦天啊！地狱僵尸！ "Oh no, it's the Skeleton King!" 哦不，是骷髅王！ "Oh good, the Skeleton King's here." 哦很好，骷髅王来了。 "It's the Skeleton King!" 是骷髅王！ "Run! It's the Skeleton King!" 快跑！是骷髅王！ "It's the Horseless Headless Horsemann!" 那是脱缰的无头骑士！ "The Skeleton King! Ah gravelpits, you are in for it now!" 骷髅王！哦…伙计们，这下有你们好受的了！

其它

曼恩兄弟的争论

(Redmond) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!" （雷德蒙德）“别碰魔咒，它们有毒！”（布鲁塔克）“别听我那蠢货兄弟的，快去收集它们！” (Blutarch) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!" （布鲁塔克）“别碰魔咒，它们有毒！”（雷德蒙德）“别听我那蠢货兄弟的，快去收集它们！” (Redmond) "Send my ratstink brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, send MY imbecile brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! No!" (Blutarch) *short laugh* （雷德蒙德）“快把我那浑身恶臭的兄弟送下地狱！”（布鲁塔克）“别听他的，快把我那满脑污水的兄弟送下地狱！”（雷德蒙德）“什么？不！不！”（布鲁塔克）*短促的笑声* (Redmond) "I hope you'll enjoy hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "Yes, I'll enjoy staring down at it, from heaven! While you BURN, brother!" (Redmond) "Noooo!" (Blutarch) *short laugh* （雷德蒙德）“我希望你好好享受你的地狱生涯，布鲁塔克！”（布鲁塔克）“是的，我会好好在天堂好好享受，俯瞰地狱的！而你将在那燃烧，老兄！”（雷德蒙德）“不！”（布鲁塔克）*短促的笑声* (Redmond) "That gravel... It will be mine, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "There is no gravel where you're going, brother!" (Redmond) "Oh? And where is that, exactly?" (Blutarch) "Hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What?" (Blutarch) "What do you think is going on here?" （雷德蒙德）“这片石地…是我的，布鲁塔克！”（布鲁塔克）“但你今后待的地方可没有它们，老兄！”（雷德蒙德）“哦？那是哪里呢？”（布鲁塔克）“是地狱啊，雷德蒙德！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？”（布鲁塔克）“不然你觉得你正往哪儿去呢？” (Blutarch) "Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! Don't do it!" (Blutarch) "DO do it!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "Continue doing it!" (Redmond) "Nooooooo!" （布鲁塔克）“送我兄弟下地狱去！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？不！别这样做！”（布鲁塔克）“就这样做！”（雷德蒙德）“不！”（布鲁塔克）“继续做下去！”（雷德蒙德）“不-！” (Redmond) "Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't do it!" (Redmond) "Do do it!" (Blutarch "No!" (Redmond) "Continue doing it!" (Blutarch) "Nooooooo!" （雷德蒙德）“送我兄弟下地狱去！”（布鲁塔克）“别这样做！”（雷德蒙德）“就这样做！”（布鲁塔克）“不！”（雷德蒙德）“继续做下去！”（布鲁塔克）“不-！” (Redmond) "BLU team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!" （雷德蒙德）“蓝队！别再打了！我和兄弟他已经停战了！”（布鲁塔克）“闭嘴，雷德蒙德！”（雷德蒙德）*笑声*（布鲁塔克）“继续给我打，别听我那白痴兄弟的！” (Blutarch) "RED team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Redmond) "Shut up, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!" （布鲁塔克）“红队！别再打了！我和兄弟他已经停战了！”（雷德蒙德）“闭嘴，布鲁塔克！”（布鲁塔克）*笑声*（雷德蒙德）“继续给我打，别听我那白痴兄弟的！” (Redmond) "Look at your corpse, brother. As ugly in death as you were in life, so shriveled and red..." (Blutarch) "That's you, you imbecile!" (Redmond) "What? No!" （雷德蒙德）“看看你的尸体吧，兄弟。你死后那副丑陋的模样和你生前一模一样，如此萎靡，还留着红色的鲜血…”（布鲁塔克）“那明明是你的尸体，白痴！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？不！” (Redmond) "Send him to hell! Who's the idiot brother now, brother?" (Blutarch) "You, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Nooooo!" (Blutarch) "Ha ha ha! I've turned it around on you!" （雷德蒙德）“送他下地狱去！现在谁才是蠢货啊，老兄？”（布鲁塔克）“是你，雷德蒙德！”（雷德蒙德）“不！”（布鲁塔克）“哈哈哈！悉数奉还！” (Redmond) "I'll see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "Only one of us is going to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Then I suppose I won't see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "I'm afraid I'll be the one not seeing you!" (Redmond) "We shall see." (Blutarch) "I won't!" （雷德蒙德）“我们地狱见，老兄！”（布鲁塔克）“我们俩只有一人会下地狱，雷德蒙德！”（雷德蒙德）“那我可不会在地狱见你的，老兄！”（布鲁塔克）“恐怕是我不会见到你吧！”（雷德蒙德）“走着瞧吧。”（布鲁塔克）“我不会见你的！” (Redmond) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "It's just beginning! It is the Witching Hour!" （雷德蒙德）“灵异时刻已经结束！”（布鲁塔克）“别听他的！”（雷德蒙德）*笑声*（布鲁塔克）“它才刚刚开始呢！灵异时刻来了！” (Blutarch) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "It's just beginning! It is the Witching Hour!" （布鲁塔克）“灵异时刻已经结束！”（雷德蒙德）“别听他的！”（布鲁塔克）*笑声*（雷德蒙德）“它才刚刚开始呢！灵异时刻来了！” (Redmond) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!" （雷德蒙德）“我就要做到了，老爹！我要赢了！”（布鲁塔克）“别听他的，老爹！胜负尚未揭晓！” (Blutarch) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!" （布鲁塔克）“我就要做到了，老爹！我要赢了！”（雷德蒙德）“别听他的，老爹！胜负尚未揭晓！” (Redmond) "Do you feel the flames of hell yet, brother?" (Blutarch) "I do, brother! It is the heat of victory!" (Redmond) "What? No! I feel it too! I only feel it!" （雷德蒙德）“你能感受到地狱之火吗，老兄？”（布鲁塔克）“我感受到了，老兄！我感受到了胜利的炙热！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？不！我也感受到了！只有我感受到了！” (Blutarch) "Yes! Pushing! I'm a tactical genius!" (Redmond) "What? I invented pushing years ago!" (Blutarch) "The only thing you invented years ago was losing to me right now!" (Redmond) "Noooooo!" (Blutarch) *laughing* （布鲁塔克）“好！继续推！我可真是个战术天才！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？推车可是我许多年前发明的东西！”（布鲁塔克）“你唯一发明出的东西，就是在今天败给我！”（雷德蒙德）“不！”（布鲁塔克）*笑声* (Blutarch) "Dear Lord! This is Blutarch Mann speaking!" (Redmond) "And Redmond." (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond, I'm praying! Lord, please send my brother to hell. Amen." (Redmond) "Lord, wait! Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it." (Blutarch) "No!" (Redmond) "Ha ha ha ha! I win at praying, brother." “真主在上！我是布鲁塔克·曼恩！”（雷德蒙德）“还有雷德蒙德。（布鲁塔克）“闭嘴，雷德蒙德，我在祈祷呢！主啊，请送我兄弟下地狱，阿门。”（雷德蒙德）“我主且慢！无论他凭什么来祈祷，我都给双份。”（布鲁塔克）“没门！”（雷德蒙德）“哈哈哈哈！我在祈祷上更胜你一筹，兄弟。” (Redmond) "Blutarch, we're family. Tell you what, on the count of three, let's both apologize and go to heaven. One, two, three. I'm-" (Blutarch) "I'm sorry. No!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "I meant I'm sorry that I'm sending you to hell!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "And I'm not! Sorry!" （雷德蒙德）“布鲁塔克，我们都是一家人。跟你说吧，我们数到三，然后彼此道歉，一同前往天堂吧。一，二，三。我-”（布鲁塔克）“我很抱歉。没门！”（雷德蒙德）*笑声*（布鲁塔克）“我的意思是，我很抱歉我就要送你下地狱了！”（雷德蒙德）“不！”（布鲁塔克）“而且我对此一点都不抱歉！” (Blutarch) "Knock knock." (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "Redmond, it's Blutarch! This is a knock knock joke! Open this door at once!" (Redmond) "No thank you." (Blutarch) "Redmond, I assure you I will make it worth your while. Now knock knock" (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "It's your brother Blutarch! Now for God's sake let me in! Someone's trying to send me to Hell!" (Redmond) "I'm trying to send you to Hell. *laughs* (Blutarch) "Good Lord! That changes everything! I'll finish the joke later!" （布鲁塔克）“敲敲门。”（雷德蒙德）“是谁啊？”（布鲁塔克）“雷德蒙德，是我布鲁塔克！这是个敲敲门笑话！赶紧开门吧！”（雷德蒙德）“不，多谢了。”（布鲁塔克）“雷德蒙德，我保证不会浪费你的时间。现在，敲敲门。”（雷德蒙德）“是谁啊？”（布鲁塔克）“是你兄弟布鲁塔克！现在看在上帝的份上赶紧让我进去！有人要送我下地狱！”（雷德蒙德）“那人就是我啊。”*笑声*（布鲁塔克）“我的主啊！这就没办法了！我一会再讲完这个笑话！” (Blutarch) *giggling* (Redmond) "What's so funny, brother?" (Blutarch) "Oh, I'm just thinking about all the gravel I'll have when you're gone." (Redmond) "And where do you intend to get all this gravel in hell, brother? While I'm on Earth, which is virtually made of gravel?" (Blutarch) "The devil! I plan to trade him all your gravel for it!" (Redmond) *gasps* "Don't you dare, Blutarch!" （布鲁塔克）*偷笑*（雷德蒙德）“什么事这么有趣，老兄？”（布鲁塔克）“哦，我只是在想等你离开后，我的那些土地。”（雷德蒙德）“可等你下地狱后你上哪儿找这些土地呢，老兄？我将留在地球上，随处都是些碎石地。”（布鲁塔克）“去找恶魔！我用你所有的碎石地同他交易！”（雷德蒙德）*喘息*“你哪来的胆子，布鲁塔克！” (Blutarch) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "Wait, what was that?" (Blutarch) "I'm not talking to you, Redmond. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Redmond) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Blutarch) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Redmond) "Sending you to hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "What? RED team! Stop what you're doing!" (Redmond) "Belay that order, RED team!" （布鲁塔克）“是的！是的！送我兄弟下地狱去！”（雷德蒙德）“等等，什么？”（布鲁塔克）“没跟你讲话，雷德蒙德。我跟佣兵们讲话呢！”（雷德蒙德）“我的佣兵？谁给你的胆子！他们已经有我的差事了！”（布鲁塔克）“是吗兄弟。那他们现在在干啥呢？”（雷德蒙德）“送你下地狱啊，布鲁塔克！”（布鲁塔克）“啥？红队！快停下！”（雷德蒙德）“严格遵照我的命令，红队！” (Redmond) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Wait, what was that?" (Redmond) "I'm not talking to you, Blutarch. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Blutarch) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Redmond) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Blutarch) "Sending you to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What? BLU team! Stop what you're doing!" (Blutarch) "Belay that order, BLU team!" （雷德蒙德）“是的！是的！送我兄弟下地狱去！”（布鲁塔克）“等等，什么？”（雷德蒙德）“没跟你讲话，布鲁塔克。我跟佣兵们讲话呢！”（布鲁塔克）“我的佣兵？谁给你的胆子！他们已经有我的差事了！”（雷德蒙德）“是吗兄弟。那他们现在在干啥呢？”（布鲁塔克）“送你下地狱啊，雷德蒙德！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？蓝队！快停下！”（布鲁塔克）“严格遵照我的命令，蓝队！” (Redmond) "You there! BLU team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Blutarch) "You imbecile!" *shuffling noise* (Blutarch) "This is what I'm paying them!" (Redmond) "Geh! Never mind!" （雷德蒙德）“听着！蓝队！我那恶臭兄弟给你们付的钱，我愿意出双倍！”（布鲁塔克）“你这白痴！”*数钱声*（布鲁塔克）“我付他们这么多钱！”（雷德蒙德）“啊！算了！” (Blutarch) "You there! RED team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Redmond) "Blutarch!" *shuffling noise* (Redmond) "This is what I'm paying them!" (Blutarch) "Ah! Never mind!" （布鲁塔克）“听着！红队！我那恶臭兄弟给你们付的钱，我愿意出双倍！”（雷德蒙德）“布鲁塔克！”*数钱声*（雷德蒙德）“我付他们这么多钱！”（布鲁塔克）“啊！算了！” (Redmond) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah Mann) "You did great, son." (Redmond) "Yes, yes! Yes yes yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Redmond) "What? No!" （雷德蒙德）“看我啊，老爹！”（泽弗尼亚）“你做的很好，儿子。”（雷德蒙德）“好，好！就是这样！”（泽弗尼亚）“虽然我最喜欢的还是格雷。”（雷德蒙德）“啥？不！” (Blutarch) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah) "You did great, son." (Blutarch) "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Blutarch) "No! Noooo!" （布鲁塔克）“看我啊，老爹！”（泽弗尼亚）“你做的很好，儿子。”（布鲁塔克）“好，好！就是这样！”（泽弗尼亚）“虽然我最喜欢的还是格雷。”（布鲁塔克）“啥？不！”

触发条件不明

布鲁塔克 "This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughing* 这次更新可真是意义非凡！*笑声* "It all makes perfect sense!" 这一切会超有意思的！ "What the gravel am I paying you for? I'll tell you: I'm not! Unless you get my brother to hell!" 我掏钱给你们是让你们干啥的？我来告诉你们吧：我才不掏钱呢！除非你们把我兄弟送下地狱！ "All you have to do is send my brother's haunted corpse to hell, then run across a bridge to an enchanted island every time the clock strikes midnight every one and a half minutes to get powerful spells you can use to defeat your enemy, who will be doing the exact same thing, but with my haunted corpse! My only worry is this update makes too much sense." 你们要做的就是把我兄弟那被诅咒的尸体送下地狱，并每个一分半分钟穿过魔法桥前往地狱岛获取强大的魔咒来击败你们的对手，而他们也会做完全相同的是，但是目标是我的尸体！而我唯一担心的就是这次更新页太过意义非凡了。 "I am speaking to you from the great beyond! But make no mistake, my lawyers are still on Earth, and they will prosecute if you do not fulfill your contract. In fact, they're right over there in that evil castle! That's right! They built a terrifying mansion from which to conduct their day business!" *chuckle* 我正从极度遥远的地方同你们讲话！但别搞错了，我的律师们还活在这地球上，而如果你们不履行合同就将被起诉。事实上，他们就在那座邪恶城堡里！没错！他们建造了一座恐怖的宅邸来处理日常事务！*低笑* "I sense a disturbance in the force... Hold on. Okay, I'm back. My lawyers tell me I'm sensing nothing." “我感受到了力量的扰动……等等。好的，我回来了。我的律师跟我说我什么都没感受到。”

炸弹魔书

欢迎玩家来到地狱岛

"Welcome to Hell! Now fight to the death. Whaddya gonna do?" 欢迎来到地狱！现在决一死战吧。你们打算怎么战？ "Hey, welcome to Hell! Holy crap, it's you guys! Hey, you guys. Hey, pow zoop. Fight to the death." 嘿，欢迎来到地狱！天啊，是你们！嘿，大家伙儿。嘿，pow zoop。决一死战吧。 "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell! It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here! Okay, now fight to the death." 嘿，是我，炸弹魔书。猜猜看，伙计们？你们已经到地狱咯！好事一桩。你们会喜欢的！好，现在决一死战吧。 "Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death." 嘿，欢迎来到地狱！近来如何啊？很棒，那现在决一死战吧。 "Hey hey! You made it! Welcome to Hell. Free stuff for everybody...who is still alive in a minute. Hey, it's Hell, what are ya gonna do?" 嘿嘿！你们做到了！欢迎来到地狱。免费礼品，人人有份…只对一分钟后还能活着的人有份。嘿，这是地狱哦，你们打算怎么战？ "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here." 嘿，是我，炸弹魔书。猜猜看，伙计们？你们已经到地狱咯！好事一桩。你们会喜欢上的。 "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what? I'm the Devil! Now fight to the death." 嘿嘿！是我，炸弹魔书。猜猜这么着？我可是恶魔哦！现在决一死战吧。 "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now, welcome to Hell." 嘿嘿！是我，炸弹魔书。我现在可是恶魔哦，欢迎来到地狱。 "Hey guys, up here! It's me, the bomb book, from last year! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death." 嘿伙计们，在这！是我，那本炸弹书，去年登场那本！欢迎来到地狱！好吧，现在决一死战吧。 "Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death." 嘿，欢迎来到地狱！你们在干啥呢？那很好，现在决一死战吧。 "Hey, it's you guys! Hey, guess where you are? Hell! Yes, pretty good." 嘿，是你们呀！嘿，猜猜你们在哪？地狱！是的，很棒。 "Guess what guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff, you're gonna like it here! Now fight to the death." 猜猜看？你们已经到地狱咯！这很棒，你们会喜欢上它的。 "Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. Bad news, you're in Hell. Good news, I'm the Devil! Hey, pow zoop." *laughs merrily* "Fight to the death" 嘿，是我炸弹魔书。坏消息，你们下地狱了。好消息，恶魔就是我！嘿，pow zoop。*邪恶的笑声*决一死战吧。 "Hey hey, guys, it's me, the bomb book! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death." 嘿嘿，伙计们，是我，那本炸弹书！欢迎来到地狱！好吧，现在决一死战吧。 "Hey, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Pow zoop! Go crazy nuts." 嘿，是你们呀！欢迎来到地狱！Pow zoop！疯狂起来吧。 "Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. You guys gonna have a lot of fun in Hell. It's Hell, everybody likes it! Fight to the death." 嘿，是我炸弹魔书。在这人见人爱的地狱中，你们能找到很多乐子！决一死战吧。 "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now." (laughs eagerly) "Fight to the death." 嘿嘿！是我，炸弹魔书！我现在是恶魔哦。（急促的叫声）决一死战吧。 "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, I'm the Devil! Welcome to Hell." 嘿，是我，炸弹魔书。猜猜看，我是恶魔哦！欢迎来到地狱。 "Holy crap, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Hey hey! You brought me a soul. Nice work guys. Now I just need nine more. Let's go." 我的天啊，是你们呀！欢迎来到地狱！嘿嘿！你们还给我带来个灵魂。做得好伙计们。现在我只差九个了。那么开始吧。 "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Welcome to Hell. Hey, pow zoop, fight to the death." 嘿，是我，炸弹魔书。欢迎来到地狱。嘿，pow zoop，决一死战吧。

地狱死斗结束

"Hey, there you are. Here's a gift." 嘿，你们来了啊。这里小礼物。 "Hey, you made it." 嘿，你们做到了。 "There he is. Here's some free crap." 就在那呢，免费垃圾。 "Hey, you won! Grab some stuff. It's free." 嘿，你们赢咯！来拿些奖品吧，免费的。 "Get up here, steal anything you like. You're in Hell! How much worse could it get?" 到这来，随便拿随便拿。反正都下地狱了！这还能有多糟呢？ "Okay guys, first come first serve." 好的伙计们，先到者先有份。 "Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads." 万圣节快乐，你们这些呆瓜。 "Hey, you did it. Get up here, grab some free crap, you earned it." 嘿，你们做到了。快到这来，拿些免费垃圾吧，这是你们的奖品。 "Hey, you're the best! All right, grab some free crap and get out of here. I got a lot of devil stuff to do. Pow zoop!" 嘿，你们是最棒的！好，到这来拿些免费垃圾吧。我有很多恶魔的事务要去处理。Pow zoop！ "Oh oh man, that was quick! You guys are some bad dudes! All right, here are some parting gifts, cause you gotta go." 哦伙计，真快啊！还真是一帮坏家伙！好，快来拿些免费小礼品，因为你们就要上路了。 "Okay, let's go guys! I gotta close up Hell. It's not a 7-Eleven." (laughs) "Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys!" 好，快走吧！我还得清理地狱呢。这可不是什么7-11便利店哦。（笑声）走之前拿走些礼物吧，再见咯伙计们！ "Ooh, that did not take long, you guys are some crazy nuts guys, let me tell you! Okay let's see here. Oh yeah, got some gifts for you." 哦，这么快就结束了，你们这帮家伙还真是有够狂暴的，来看看！哦耶，有些礼物给你们。 "Okay, we'll talk here for a minute guys. You, you guys are the real heroes of Hell. Here, I have bunches of gifts. Go ahead with the serving." 好，我们来聊会天吧。你，你们这些家伙是货真价实的地狱英雄。我有很多礼物给你们，希望你们喜欢。 "Okay, good stuff, now get out of here you knuckleheads!" (whispering) "I love you guys." 很好，现在滚出这里吧呆瓜们！（窃窃私语）我爱你们哦。 "Man, they're going to make you guys the Devil!" (laughs evilly) "Not really though, because that's me and I'm the best. Go ahead and have some gifts and get out of here, you crazy guys." 哦，这些宝贝会把你们变成恶魔的！（邪恶的笑声）开玩笑的，因为我才是恶魔，而且是最强的恶魔。快上前拿些礼物然后滚出这里吧，小疯子们。 "Guys, guys guys guys. Let me get real with you for a minute. This is why I got into the Devil business. You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals." (tearfully) "I think I got a burning cinder in my eye or something. Get some gifts and get out of here you nuts." 全体目光向我看齐！我要和大家认真地谈一会。这便是我从事恶魔生意的原因。你们这帮人有够残暴的，互相伤害时如同野兽一般。（哭腔的）我觉得我眼里好像进了燃烧的煤渣什么的。来这拿些礼物然后上路吧，呆瓜们。 "Okay, good stuff! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. I got to go rig an election with Quebec. A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I've got to sweat the small stuff." 很好，真棒！到这来，拿份礼物，本恶魔大人还有点忙呢。我得去操纵魁北克的一场选举。一场本地人的选举，但你懂的，我是恶魔嘛。这些小事我必须得处理处理。 "Okay good, you're done! Man I hate goodbyes. Luckily we're in Hell, so nobody ever gets to leave." (laughs jubilantly) "Except you guys! You guys are so special, guys. Oh good, I got some special gifts! Then you gotta go." 好的真棒，你们做到了！伙计们，我不喜欢告别。但幸好我们在地狱里，因此从来没有人能离开。（欢快的笑声）除了你们！真是特别啊，伙计们。哦好的，我准备了些特别的礼物！然后你们就上路吧。 "Oh man, that was great, you guys! Man, we are all having a go- Well, not everybody. But we are having a good time in Hell, ah? Good times, yes. Good Hell times. Grab your gifts!" 哦，真棒，你们这些家伙！啊，我们大家一起——哦，好吧，有些人已经不在了。但至少我们都在这享受着欢乐的地狱时光，是不是？欢乐时光，没错。欢乐的地狱时光。带走你们的礼物吧！ "Oh man, you guys are some scary bad dudes, I'm so scared!" (chuckles) "Come on, I'm the Devil! You kidding me? Take your free crap and get out of here." 哦，真是些凶神恶煞的坏家伙，我好怕怕！（轻笑）来啊，我可是恶魔！跟我开玩笑？到这来拿走你们的免费垃圾，然后滚吧。

触发条件不明

"Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best." 嘿，你们带了好多灵魂过来！真棒，你们最好了。 "Keep fighting, it's cool stuff!" 继续打，真酷！ "Hey hey, kill each other! Oh you guys are the best. Not you Sniper." 嘿嘿，自相残杀吧！哦，你们最棒了。没说你，狙击手。 "Man, you guys are the best at Hell. I should know, I'm the Devil." 喔，地狱中就数你们最棒了。我早该知道的，毕竟我是恶魔嘛。 "Man, I'm good being the Devil. See all that fire? That was my idea." 伙计，我很擅长当恶魔的。看到那些火烧的有多旺吗？都是我的主意。 "Everybody, take a knee. Dear God, thank you for making me the Devil, and putting all these great guys in Hell. Pow zoop!" 大家伙儿们，快跪下。我亲爱的上帝，多谢你让我当恶魔，并把这些家伙带来地狱。Pow zoop！ "Why don't you stay a while? Stay forever!" (laughs evilly) "I'm kidding." (whispers) "You guys are going to have go pretty soon." 你们为何不多待一会呢？永远待在这！（邪恶的笑声）开玩笑的。（低声地）你们马上就可以上路了。 "Man, you guys are really killing each other. I'm the Devil, and I think it's pretty gruesome." 哦，你们真的在自相残杀呢。就连我这个恶魔都看不下去了。 "Man, I'm such a good Devil. They'll have to give me a hell-raise!" (laughter) "I am cracking myself up down here." 哦，我可真是个好恶魔。他们这非得给我一个地狱升格不可！（笑声）我都要裂开了。 "Hey, look at us. We all die together, in Hell. Yeah, it's pretty good." 嘿，看看我们大家，一起死在地狱里。耶。这超棒的。 "So, trick or treat, ah? What are you guys supposed to be? Man everybody got a good costume this year. Come on up here and get some free crap." 那么，不给糖就捣蛋，啊？你们这些家伙都是些什么角色？我的天，每个人今年都能领一件好饰品。那赶紧到这里来，拿些免费的垃圾。 "One, two... Oh, man, there's a lot of you. Tell you what, thin the herd a little. I'll give you some gifts." 一，二…哦，天啊，你们人还真多。我说要不你们再互相缩减下人数，我好给你们发礼物。 "Oh, I got some good stuff for you guys, look at all this!" 哦，我有些好东西给你们，看看这些！ "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" (laughs maliciously) "It's not me, we're in Hell." 是这里真的太热了还只是我觉得热？（恶意的笑声）那还用说，我们在地狱里。 "Man, you guys got some nice souls. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff." 嘿，你们的灵活可都挺不错的嘛。听我说，自相残杀吧，活下来的会有礼物拿哦。 "Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings!" 嘿，等你们回地球上后，记得跟大家说我现在是恶魔了。哦，我肯定会恶名远扬的。会比指环王还有名！ "Oh! Look at all this great crap I got here! How am I going to use all this crap? You guys should take some. I insist! You guys are the best." 哦！看看我这准备了些什么好东西！我留这垃圾做什么呢？你们这些家伙该给我拿走一些。务必拿走！你们最好了。 "You guys, hey, you guys! Be brutally honest, am I the best Devil?" *pause* "Ah! I knew it!" *joyous laughter* "Hell is so great, you guys." 大家听我说！现在诚实地告诉我，我是最棒的恶魔嘛？*中止*啊！我就知道！*欢乐的笑声*地狱就是这么棒，伙计们。 "Ah ha, that's right, killing each other!" (eager laughter) "Aw man, it makes me feel good to see you guys having so much fun." 啊哈，那就对了，自相残杀吧！（急促的笑声）哦伙计，看你们如此享受真令我感觉良好。 "So, how have you guys been doing? Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? You keep fighting, we catch up later." 那么，你们近来如何啊？士兵，你仍然跟那白痴巫师当室友吗？哦，那家伙，我可以跟你说些-话说，要不你先打吧，我们等会接着聊。 "Let me tell you, you guys are like the Tom Jones of tearing a dude's face off. That's not me talking, that's Tom Jones. Yeah, he down here. Tom, say something!" (laughs maliciously) "Who am I kidding? He's choking on a bottle of molten deer poop." 跟你们说，你们这帮家伙就像把人脸撕烂的汤姆·琼斯。那可不是我说的，是汤姆·琼斯本人说的。对，他就在这。汤姆，说些话呀！（邪恶的笑声）我跟谁开玩笑呀？他正被一瓶融化的鹿粪噎着呢。 "Okay, twist ending guys. Here comes the big twist! I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven!" (laughter) "This was a test all along!" (more laughter) "No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. There is Hell in every direction." 哇哦，结局大反转啊伙计们。来了个大反转！其实我是个天使，咱们在天堂呢！（笑声）这一切都只是个测验而已！（更多笑声）不不不，开玩笑呢，这可不是什么天堂。这里四面八方都是地狱。

妖术：万妖节

以下是马拉莫斯在妖术：万妖节的服务器投票得到通过后所触发的台词。

万妖术被激活

"I am Merasmus! And this...is Eternaween!" 我是马拉莫斯！而今天是…万妖节！ "Happy Halloween mode!" 万圣节模式快乐！ "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween!" 永恒不灭的万圣节——万妖节来咯！ "Your calendar's not broken, it's your mind! Halloween mode!" 你们的日历没问题，是你们的脑子有问题！万圣节模式来了！ "It is I, Merasmus! Say...does anyone on this server love Halloween?! Halloween mode!" 是我，马拉莫斯！话说…这服务器里有人喜欢万圣节吗？万圣节模式！ "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween! As foretold by Discount Costume Warehouse! Awooo!" 永恒不灭的万圣节——万妖节来咯！正如“大减价服装仓库”所预言的那样！Awooo！ "Hello, it is I, Merasmus! Happy Halloween, everybody! FOREVER!!" 你们好，是我，马拉莫斯！大家伙，永远永远，万圣节快乐！ "Welcome to T-G-I-Halloween, where it's always Halloween! I'm Merasmus, your server! We have a couple of lovely specials tonight: ONE OF THEM IS YOUR OWN DEATH! The other is loaded tuscan flatbread." 欢迎来到T-G-I-万圣节，也就是永恒的万圣节！我是马拉莫斯，负责招待各位来宾！今晚我们有一系列美妙的特色商品供各位挑选：而其中之一就是你们的死亡！另一个是满口托斯卡纳平地面包！ "It is I, Merasmus! Welcome...to Halloween mode!" 是我，马拉莫斯！欢迎来到…万圣节模式！ "I am Merasmus! And this...is Eternaween! The eternal Halloween!" 我是马拉莫斯！而这…是万妖节！永恒不灭的万圣节！ "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween! Your calendar...has gone insane!" 万妖节来了！永恒不灭的万圣节！你们的日历…失常咯！ "Halloween mode! It's the devil's business!" 万圣节模式来了！这是恶魔的交易！ "It's Halloween! FOREVER!!" 永恒不灭的——万圣节！

尖叫要塞 VI（2014）

马拉莫斯

速递

准备时间

"Five." 五。 "Four!" 四。 "Three!" 三。 "Two!" 二。 "One!" 一。

比赛开始

"Greeting mortals! It is I, Merasmus! Do you think you've got what it takes to try the world's biggest strongman game? Because you don't! It's too big! No mortal is strong enough! (laughter) It was an unwise investment!" 你们好凡人们！是我，马拉莫斯！你们觉得自己有本事来挑战这世界第一的大力游戏机？你们根本没有！它实在太强了！而你们这些凡人根本不够强！（笑声）这可真不是什么明智之举。 "Welcome fools, to your doom! It is I, Merasmus! Behold! An ancient Sumerian strongman game! It is old! It is evil! And it is not free! Have your tickets ready." 蠢货们，欢迎来到，你们的末日！是我，马拉莫斯！看啊！一场古代苏美尔的大力游戏机！它古老而邪恶！还不免费！拿好你们的彩券吧！ "Hello fools! It is I, Merasmus! Step right up, if you dare, and test your collective might against the world's biggest strongman game! Are you strong enough to discover how weak you are? If you don't buy a ticket, you'll never know!" 你们好蠢货们！是我，马拉莫斯！如果你们有种的话，就快来挑战吧，来试试你们凑起来是否能挑战这世界第一的大力游戏机！你们是否足够强大，以至于能够意识到自己的弱小呢？如果不买份彩券的话，答案无从揭晓！ "Greetings mortals! It is I, Merasmus! I see you brought your guns! But are they big enough to best my ancient Sumerian strongman game? There's only one way to find out: get your tickets!" 你们好凡人们！是我，马拉莫斯！我看各位都带来了枪！但它们是否能匹敌我这古苏美尔的大力游戏机呢？唯一知晓的办法是：去拿你们的彩券吧！ "It is I, mortals, Merasmus the wizard! Welcome to my dark carnival of the macabre! Admit One...to MADNESS! (laughter) Step right up and test your measly might on my Strongmann Game of the Damned!" 是我凡人们，大魔法师马拉莫斯！欢迎来到我这令人毛骨悚然的黑暗嘉年华！直面疯狂…一人一票！（笑声）快到我这毁天灭地的大力游戏机这来，测试你们那微不足道的力量吧！ "Good evening, mortals! Welcome to Merasmus' circus berzekus! My big top of beastly abominations! My carnival of carnage! (laughter) Test your miserable might on my infernal Strongmann Machine! (laughter)" 晚上好，凡人们！欢迎来到马拉莫斯的疯狂马戏团！我最深沉、最残暴的恶意化身！我的杀戮嘉年华！（笑声）到我这如同人间炼狱般的大力游戏机这来，测试你们那可悲的力量吧！（笑声） "Welcome mortals to my Magic Kingdom!...which is unaffiliated with any other Magic Kingdom that may or may not exist. Step right up and get your tickets from me! For I am the Ticket Master!...again, not a term Merasmus officially owns." 凡人们，欢迎来到我的魔法王国！…跟那些真的假的有的没的其它的魔法王国毫不相干。那么快到这来领取你们的入场劵吧！因为票务大师就是我本人！…重复一遍，我没有这个名词的所有权。（参见：迪士尼魔法王国与票务大师（Ticketmaster）（英语）） "It is Halloween! The time of year when the doorways between our world and the next swing wide! That...and President's Day. That's still only two times! So you've got to pick your battles if you're Merasmus!" 万圣节来了！一年当中，此世与彼世的大门渐为宽敞的时刻！哦…还有总统纪念日也是吗。那也不过一年两次啊！如果你是我马拉莫斯的话，也肯定得选好自己的战场！ "Greetings mortals...and こんにちは! Yes, Merasmus is learning Japanese...in the likely event that he will have to beg for his life! Why? Well, therein lies a tale of horror! Short version: Merasmus owes $12,000 to the Japanese Mafia!" 你好凡人们…こんにちは！没错，马拉莫斯在学日语…这样一来，有朝一日我不得不求人饶我一命时就能派上用场！为何？好吧，有个恐怖故事要讲！简单明了地说：马拉莫斯欠了日本黑手党 12,000 美元！（日文翻译：“konnichiwa”，你好） "A harvest moon hangs pendulously in the sky, mortals! That's right, the moon's giving us the green light for harvesting! Apropos of nothing, I hope you all brought your souls! (laughter) And money. Because Merasmus has sunk a lot into this circus." 丰收之月已悬于夜空，凡人们！没错，月色将带给我等丰收的碧光！顺地，希望各位没忘了把自己的灵魂带来！（笑声）钱也别忘了。马拉莫斯在这马戏团里投了一大笔钱。 第一次回合重启 "Oh good, you're back! That last time I transported you to a nightmare realm of bumper car madness! This time, I promise not to. Go get a Ticket for the Strongmann game!" 哦很好，你们又回来了！上次我把你们传送到了“疯狂碰碰车”的噩梦领域之中！而这次我保证不会了。快去拿大力游戏机的彩券吧！ "Hah! I tricked you! You thought Merasmus was giving you an innocent circus ride! And instead it was a hellish bumper car slaughter! OK! Go get another ticket for the Strongmann game! This time I'm not tricking you." 哈！被我耍了！以为我马拉莫斯会给你们一次安全无患的马戏团之旅吗！可实际上那是一次人间地狱般的碰碰车屠杀！好！快去拿大力游戏机的另一张彩券吧！这次我不会耍花招的。 "I hope you brought your souls with you! Why? Oh no reason! (laughter) *sotto voce* Oh, I'm going to take their souls. It's going to be so good! Score one for Merasmus!" 希望你们都把自己的灵魂带来了！为何？没什么原因（笑声）*低声地*哦，我会把他们的灵魂夺走的。绝对很棒！为马拉莫斯得分吧！ "Go on. Pretend Merasmus isn't even here. Kill everyone like you would normally." 继续吧。就当马拉莫斯并不在这里。像平常一样杀了他们全部。 "'I don't think any of you are strong enough to best my Strongmann game! Signed: Merasmus.' That's right, I'm having this speech notarized as we speak! It's official: you are too weak!" “我可不认为你们有谁强到能胜过我的大力游戏机！署名：马拉莫斯。”那就对了，我在说这话的同时将其作为你们实力的公证——你们实在太弱了，官方认证！ "No Ticket, no ride! Do you think an evil circus runs on souls? Because it does! But not entirely. Mostly it runs on electricity and that costs money." 如无彩券，谢绝入场！你们觉得一个邪恶马戏团会依靠灵魂来运营吗？确实如此！但也不完全是。主要还是依靠电力运作，要掏钱的。 "You know what runs on souls? Inter-dimensional doorways to dark realms beyond the knowing of man! You know what doesn't run on souls? Lightbulbs. They still still use electricity and that costs money. No Ticket, no ride." 你知道什么东西靠灵魂运作吗？通往超越人类认识的黑暗领域的超维度之门！你知道什么东西不是靠灵魂运作的吗？电灯泡。它要耗电，要吃钱。如无彩券，谢绝入场！ "Yes, yes! Keep killing each other! Look at those bodies piling up! This will be the greatest circus graveyard of all time! Screw you ancient Sumeria!" 是的！是的！接着自相残杀吧！看看那些堆积如山的尸体！这将会是有史以来最棒的马戏团墓地！去你的古苏美尔文明！ "Can you even trust your own senses? Imagine stepping back from a skeleton you've just knifed to death. Only it is your best friend! That's the kind of psychological thrills you can expect every night at Merasmus' dark circus!" 就连你们自己的感觉是否都不值得信任？想象一下，你从刚刚刺死的骷髅旁后退一步，而人正是你最好的朋友！在马拉莫斯的黑暗马戏团中，这种心理快感值得你们的期待！ "Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, are you not entertained? What's that? No? You aren't? You there! Spy! Stab somebody!" 邦佐，古苏美尔的马戏之神！见证我的杰作，于此崛起！不要？那就再等等吧，邦佐。嘿！士兵！再杀点人呀！ "I summon thee, Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god! Look on my works and arise! No? Later then, Bonzo. You there! Soldier! Kill somebody!" 古苏美尔的马戏之神，邦佐，响应我的召唤吧！见证我的杰作，于此崛起！不要？那就再等等吧，邦佐。嘿！士兵！再杀点人呀！ "Ugh, I don't have time for you to die of natural causes! You there! Demoman! Bomb someone!" 呃，我可没时间让你们自然死亡！嘿你！爆破手！再炸些人啊！ "Most villains don't think they're evil. They think they're heroes. Not me! I'm reclaiming it! Evil wizard! I'm rotten to the bone and I don't care who knows it!" 大多数的反派都不认为自己是邪恶的一方，他们以为自己才是英雄。但我并非如此！我重复一遍！我是个绝对邪恶的巫师！我的腐朽可是深入骨髓的，而我才不在乎你们知不知道！ "Look how good you are at killing, mortals! You must be very successful and rich! You could help Merasmus rise from the murky depths of his financial grave! But I warn you, it's twelve thousand dollars deep! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaaa...oh no." 看看你们，多擅长杀戮啊，凡人们！你们肯定是些事业成功家境富裕的家伙！你们有能力帮助马拉莫斯从他那深不可测的金融墓穴中重归大地！但我警告你们，那可是有足足一万两千美元之深！姆啊哈哈哈哈哈哈…哦不。 "Yes, yes! Ancient Sumerian burial ground, my magic ass! By midnight, the circus will be an American graveyard! You're not the only country that can put bodies in a hole, Ancient Sumeria! Buy American everyone!" 没错，没错！古苏美尔乱葬场，我以假乱真的魔术杰作！午夜之前，这座马戏团就会变成一座亚美利加埋葬场！你们可不是唯一能够将尸体往孔里塞的文明，古苏美尔人！大家赶紧买进亚美利加！ "Do you know what's scarier than a spectral ghoul glimpsed on a moonlit night? The Japanese Mafia! They are not spectral! They are very real! And they are coming to break Merasmus' legs, unless I give them $12,000! Awooo! Aw aw awoo! Help me!" 你们知道有什么比月黑风高夜里幽灵食尸鬼的凝视更为可怕吗？日本黑手党！他们可不是什么虚无缥缈的存在！他们真的动“真格”！而他们要来打断马拉莫斯的腿了，除非我付给他们 12,000 美元！Awooo！Aw aw awoo！救救我！ "Bonzo, appear! Appear before us! Just try not to appear between the Japanese Mafia and the $12,000 I owe them! They will break all seventeen of your arms! " 邦佐，快现身！于我们面前现身吧！只是尽量别出现在日本黑手党和我欠他们的 12,000 美元之间！他们会把你那十七只手臂全都打断的！ "Here's a chilling Halloween tale: Once upon a time, an innocent evil wizard named Merasmus bought a circus for $12,000, hoping to flip it and make a fortune! Alas, he did not have $12,000, but do you know who did? The Japanese Mafia! But, due to a language barrier, Merasmus was unclear about the frankly punitive interest rates! Welcome to my financial nightmare, mortals! Awwooo ho ho ho ho (crying)...what am I going to do..?" 听我跟你们分享一部令人闻风丧胆的万圣节传说：从前，有一个天真的邪恶巫师叫马拉莫斯，他花了 12,000 美元买下了一座马戏团，希望靠它还清债务并挣一笔钱！唉，马拉莫斯拿不出 12,000 美元，但你们知道钱是谁付的吗？日本黑手党！可由于语言障碍，马拉莫斯并不清楚那利率高的有多离谱！欢迎来到我的金融噩梦中，凡人们！Awwooo ho ho ho ho（哭泣）…我该怎么办呢…？ "Attention: foolish mortals! If you see any Japanese people around, let Merasmus know! Because that is the Japanese Mafia! At best, they are here to break his legs! And that is the best-case scenario! It gets a lot, lot darker from there...a lot darker." 请注意：愚蠢的凡人们！如果你们看到周围有任何日本人，请立马告知马拉莫斯！因为他们是日本黑手党！最好的情况下，他们是来这折断我马拉莫斯的腿的！但这还只是预想的最好情况！事实上那将会更加黑恶…黑恶得多。 "Look at you! You're a veritable Murderers' Row of killers! I'll have my graveyard in no time! First, you get the graveyard! Then you get the customers! Then you get the $12,000 to pay back the Japanese Mafia! They burned Merasmus' apartment down! They're animals, mortals!" 看看你们！真是一帮货真价实的嗜血杀手！我马上就会得到一座墓场了！但首先你们要到达那座墓场！然后你们会迎接消费者了！接下来你们要挣得 12,000 美元来还清日本黑手党的债务！他们把马拉莫斯的公寓都烧垮了！真是禽兽啊，凡人们！ "Just look at those souls of yours! Wasting away in those big, stupid bodies! Oh the things I could do with them! The only thing I can't do is pay off the Japanese Mafia with them. Ha ha! They made that very explicit...American currency only." 看看你们那些灵魂吧！它们在那些巨大而愚蠢的躯体中浪费了！我可以对它们做些什么呢！我唯一不会做的事情就是靠它们来还清对日本黑手党的债务！哈哈！他们算账一点都不含糊…仅限用美国货币支付。 "My circus isn't very safe, is it? Too bad you can't file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau! Because...wait, I suppose there's nothing stopping you, is there? Well, it appears Merasamus didn't think this through..." 我这马戏团可不大“安全”啊，对不对？只可惜你们没法找“商业改进局”投诉！这是因为…但愿你们没在听，没在听对吧？嗯，我马拉莫斯还没把原因想好…（参考：商业改进局） "Be afraid, mortals! Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, is coming! You know who's not scared of Bonzo? The Japanese Mafia! They don't appear to be scared of anything. Except not getting the money I owe them. (nervously) And even that just seems to make them angry..." 恐惧吧，凡人们！邦佐，古苏美尔的马戏团之神，就要降临了！你们知道有谁不怕邦佐吗？日本黑手党！他们看起来真是无所畏惧。唯一害怕的就是拿不回我欠他们的钱。（严肃地）但那似乎只会使他们发怒而已… "I hope you signed your release forms, fools, indemnifying Merasmus in the events of your deaths! (laughter) Because otherwise, I'm in a lot of trouble...Merasmus has two strikes...I will go to jail...FOREVER!" 希望你们都签好了自己的授权书，蠢货们，在你们死亡时让马拉莫斯获得赔偿！（笑声）不然，我会陷入一堆麻烦…马拉莫斯将遭受双重打击…我得去坐牢…坐一辈子！ 第二次回合重启 "You thought you were going to test your strength! But instead, I tricked you, again! (laughter) Alright, I've had my fun. This time the Strongmann game will only test your strength. No more teleporting you to eldritch bumper car realms." 你们以为是来测试力量的！其实不然，我又耍了你们！（笑声）好吧，我已经玩够了。这一次，大力游戏机只会单纯测试你们的力量。绝不会再把你们传送到怪异的碰碰车场地了。 "(cackling) You fell for it, again! (breathless with laughter) And to reward your gullibility, this time, I promise nothing supernatural will happen when you use the Strongmann game. Ah hah." （低笑）你们又上当了！（笑得喘不过气）为了感谢你们如此轻易地上当，这次，我保证当你们玩大力游戏机时，绝不会有什么超自然现象发生了。啊哈。 "Ah ha ha ha ha! You must know the Strongman's a secret portal to eldritch bumper car realms at this point! And you're still doing it! (laughter) I'm starting to think you guys just like killing each other... Ah hah!" 啊哈哈哈哈！你们到现在肯定清楚，这大力游戏机是个通向异界碰碰车场地的秘密通道了！可你们还是乐此不疲！（笑声）我现在有点怀疑你们是不是单纯很享受互相伤害呀…啊哈！ "(evil laughter) OK. OK! I've lost track of how many times I've tricked you into activating the evil bumper car portal at this point! (chuckle) But this time...you know what...it's still a trick! Ah ha hah!" （邪恶的笑声）好，好！我现在都记不住骗了你们多少次去开启那个邪恶碰碰车通道了！（轻笑）但这一次…你们知道吗…依然是个陷阱哦！啊哈哈！

准备夺取彩券

"Get ready to test your strength!" 各就各位，测试下你们的力量吧！ "Tickets for the Strongmann game are almost on sale!" 大力游戏机的彩券即将开始贩售！ "Merasmus' dark and eldritch circus of the macabre is open! No refunds!!" 马拉莫斯那黑暗邪恶的死亡马戏团即将开放了！恕不退款！ "Go, go! Test your strength!" 去吧，去吧！测试下你们的力量！ "Yes, yes! Kill everyone! Kill anyone! Kill everything that isn't dead!" 很好，很好！杀了所有人！把一切还活着的东西全都杀掉！ "Go get your tickets! Kill everyone in your way!" 去拿你们的彩券吧！拦路的通通杀掉！ "The Strongmann! MisFortune Telling! The Necromasher! My circus has it all!" 大力游戏机！厄运预言机！大力碎尸锤！我的马戏团通通都有哦！ "Merasmus' dark carnival...is open! (cackling)" 马拉莫斯的黑暗嘉年华…已经开放！（偷笑） "(laughter) Welcome lambs...TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE...for lambs!" （笑声）待宰羊羔们…欢迎来到小羊羔们的...屠宰场！ "Merasmus' dark carnival...IS OPEN! (laughter)" 马拉莫斯的黑暗嘉年华…已经开放！（笑声） "Go, the gate is up! Run fools! Get your Tickets!" 去吧，门已经打开了！快点跑，蠢货们！去拿你们的彩券！ "What are your waiting for? Go get you Tickets!" 你们还在等什么呢？去拿你们的彩券！ "Go get your Tickets! The price is MURDER! (laughter and howling)" 去拿你们的彩券！其价格为“杀戮”！（笑声与咆哮）

彩券生成

"'Get your Tickets! If you dare!" 去拿你们的彩券吧！如果你们敢的话！ "Tickets are now on sale, mortals!" 彩券开始贩售了，凡人们！ "Step right up and get your Tickets! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!" 快去拿你们的彩券吧！姆啊哈哈哈哈哈！ "Get your Tickets! (laughter) Awoo! Hoo hoo!" 去拿你们的彩券吧！（笑声）啊呜！嚯嚯！ "Tickets are available for pickup!" 彩券可以收集了！ "Get your Tickets, fools!" 去拿你们的彩券吧，蠢货们！ "(maniacal laughter) Hurry! Get your Tickets!" （疯狂的笑声） "Get your Tickets...If you dare!" 去拿你们的彩券吧...如果你们敢的话！ "Tickets are now available!" 彩券可以收集了！ "Step right up and get your Tickets! (cackling)" 快去拿你们的彩券吧！（偷笑） 催促 "Go! Get the Tickets!" 上！去拿彩券！ "The Tickets are waiting, mortals!" 彩券在等着你们呢，凡人们！ "Why has nobody claimed their Tickets?!" 为何无人认领他们的彩券？ "Go get the Tickets!" 去拿你们的彩券啊！ "The Tickets are waiting, mortals!" 彩券在等着你们呢，凡人们！

彩券刷新

"Tickets are on sale again!" 彩券又开始贩售了！ "Tickets are available for pickup again!" 彩券又可以收集了！ "The Tickets are back!" 彩券又回来咯！ "The Tickets...Have Returned!" 彩券...重归了！ "The Tickets are back! Go get them!" 采取又回来了！快去收集它们！ "The Tickets have returned! What are you waiting for?" 彩券又回来了！你们还在等什么呢？

彩券被玩家/队友拾取

"You've got the Tickets! Get them to the Strongmann!" 你们已得到彩券了！快把它们带到大力游戏机那去！ "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the top of the Strongmann!" 你们已经得到彩券了！快把它们带到大力游戏机那去！ "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the lift!" 你们已经得到彩券了！快把它们带到升降机那去！ "You have the Tickets! Now get to the ride!" 你们拿到彩券了！现在快开始吧！ "The Tickets are yours! Now, get to the top of the ride!" 彩券是你们的了！现在，快把它一路带到顶端！ "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the top of the lift!" 你们已得到彩券了！快带它到升降机顶端！ "The Tickets are yours! Now get to the ride!" 彩券是你们的了！现在快开始吧！

彩券被敌人拾取

"Fools! The enemy has the Tickets!" 蠢货们！敌人拿到猜拳了！ "Fools! The enemy has taken the Tickets!" 蠢货们！敌人已经把彩券拿走了！ "They've got the Tickets!" 他们拿到彩券了！ "They've got the Tickets! Kill them!" 他们拿到彩券了！杀了他们！ "They've got the Tickets! Kill them!" 他们拿到彩券了！杀了他们！

彩券从玩家/队友身上掉落

"Your team has dropped your Tickets!" 你方队伍把彩券给丢啦！ "Your team dropped the Tickets!" 你方队伍丢了彩券！ "You team just dropped the Tickets!" 你方队伍刚把彩券丢了！ "Your team has dropped your Tickets!" 你方队伍的彩劵被丢掉了！

彩券从敌人身上掉落

"Hurry! They've dropped the tickets!" 搞快点！他们丢掉了彩券！ "Fools! The enemy dropped the Tickets!" 蠢货们！敌人丢掉了彩券！ "The enemy has dropped the Tickets!" 敌人已经丢掉了彩券！ "Hurry! They've dropped the Tickets!" 搞快点！他们丢掉了彩券！

玩家/队友登上大力游戏机的升降机

"You team has made it to the lift!" 你方队伍已经登上了升降机！ "Your team got the Tickets to the lift!" 你方队伍已经把彩券带上了升降机！ "Your team is on the lift!" 你方队伍已登上升降机！ "Yes! Your team's on the lift!" 很好！你们的队伍已经登上了升降机！ "Your team has started the lift! Get ready to test your strength!" 你方队伍已启动升降机！准备好测试下你们的力量吧！ "Your team is on the lift! Nothing can stop you now! Except the other team and their guns!" 你方队伍已经登上了升降机！没什么可以阻止你们了！除了另一支队伍和他们的武器！ "Your team started the lift!" 你方队伍已启动升降机！ "(laughter) Your team is starting the ride!" （笑声）你方队伍已经上路咯！ "Your team is activating the Strongmann!" 你方队伍正在启动大力游戏机！ "You're starting the Strongmann! (laughter) Fools!...I mean good! Good stuff!" 你们正在启动大力游戏机！（笑声）一帮蠢货！…我是说，干得好伙计们！ "You team is unlocking the ride!" 你们的队伍已将通路解开！ "Your team is unlocking the Strongmann!" 你们的队伍正在解锁大力游戏机！

敌人登上大力游戏机的升降机

"The enemy's made it to the lift!" 敌人成功抵达升降机！ "The enemy got their Tickets to the lift!" 敌人把他们的彩券带上升降机了！ "The enemy is on the lift!" 敌人登上升降机了！ "The enemy is on the lift!" 敌人登上升降机了！ "Fools! The enemy is on the lift!" 蠢货们！敌人登上升降机了！ "The enemy team's on the lift, you fools!" 敌人登上升降机了，你们这帮蠢货！ "The enemy's made it to the lift! Stop them!" 敌人成功抵达升降机！阻止他们！ "The enemy's started the lift!" 敌人启动了升降机！ "Hurry! The enemy's about to start the Strongmann!" 搞快点！敌人就要启动大力游戏机了！ "The enemy's trying to start the ride!" 敌人正企图启动通路！ "The enemy team is starting the Strongmann!" 敌人正在启动大力游戏机！ "The enemy is starting the Strongmann! Quickly, kill them all!" 敌人正在启动大力游戏机！赶紧，杀了他们全部！ "The enemy has almost started the Strongmann! Hurry! Slaughter them!" 敌人已几乎就要启动大力士机器！搞快点！屠杀他们！ "The enemy is close to activating the Strongmann! Stop them! And kill them! And stop them!" 敌人就要启动大力游戏机了！阻止他们！然后杀了他们！再阻止他们！ "The enemy has almost activated the Strongmann! They can't do it if they're dead! (laughter)" 敌人马上就要启动大力游戏机了！如果他们都死了，那就做不到了！（笑声） "The enemy's unlocking the ride!" 敌人正在解锁通路！ "The enemy's unlocking the Strongmann!" 敌人正在启动大力士机器！

彩券成功送达大力游戏机

通用 "Fools! This innocent Strongmann game was in actuality a necromantic portal to a kill-crazy realm of murder! You just got Merasmus'd!" 蠢货们！这看似人畜无害的大力游戏机，实际上是一座死灵之门，它通向疯狂的杀戮领域！你们被马拉莫斯骗了！ "Fools! The only strength you've been testing is the strength of your gullibility! Stand by for bumper-car madness!" 蠢货们，你们所测试的力量不过是“有多容易上当受骗”！伴有“碰碰车癫狂”！ 红队胜利 "RED wins...a first-class ticket to a kill-crazy realm of bumper cars and murder! That's right, you just got Merasmus'd" 红队赢了…一份通往杀戮与碰碰车领域的头等票！那就对了，你们被马拉莫斯骗了！ "You did it RED team! And because you won, you have the honor of pole position in a bumper car slaughterhouse where I kill you all! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" 你们做到了，红队！而因为你们胜利了，你们将享有在一个碰碰车屠宰场中的首发位置，而我将在那宰了你们全部！啊哈哈哈哈哈！（参见首发位置)（英语）） "Nice hustle RED team! Your reward is a slight advantage in a game I specifically invented to kill all of you! Again, congratulations. ALRIGHT LET'S DO IT!" 干得好，红队！你们的奖品是，在接下来我这别出心裁的游戏中享有一点点优势，而我将在那游戏里杀了你们全部！重复一遍，祝贺你们。好的让我们开始吧！ "RED wins! Big picture though: you all lose because now you're about to bumper-fight for Merasmus' amusement! Hold onto your Skull Hats everyone!" 红队赢了！然而重点是：你们都将失败，因为你们现在要参加一场碰碰车大战以取悦我马拉莫斯！大家都戴上你们的骷髅帽吧！（参见：骷髅岛主） "RED wins! And now I send you to a realm of bumper-car insanity! No bumps barred! NO RULES! Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times though." 红队赢了！而现在我要把你们送到一个疯狂碰碰车场地！没有栅栏！没有规则！但请不要将双手伸到车外。 "Yes, RED team! You've won yourself the advantage in a game of bumper cars...designed to kill every one of you! So enjoy that early lead!" 是的，红队！你们为接下来的碰碰车游戏赢得了一点优势…而这游戏是设计出来杀掉你们全部的！所以暂且享受你们的优势吧！ "What a come-from-behind win! Team RED is a Cinderella story tonight, mortals! R! E! D! What's it spell? Who! Cares! OK, time to kill you!" 多么精彩的反转胜利！红队就是今晚的“灰姑娘”，凡人们！R!E!D!那是怎么拼写的？谁在乎呢！好，是时候把你们杀光了。 "Wooo! Who saw that coming! RED snags a win! I thought BLU had that locked up! What an upset! Woo ho, well, time to die! Still though, that was close guys." Wooo！谁能想到！红队取得了胜利！我本以为蓝队已胜券在握！多么可惜啊！Woo ho，好吧，是时候去死了！但还不得不说，刚才真是千钧一发啊伙计们。 蓝队胜利 "BLU wins! Enjoy your victory lap...to the grave! Courtesy of my bumper cars of the damned!" 蓝队赢了！享受你们的胜利之旅…一路下到坟墓中去吧！感谢我那毁灭的碰碰车吧！ "BLU wins! And now I transport you to a racetrack slick with blood and entrails! Yours! Welcome fools, to bumper car madness!" 蓝队赢了！现在我要把你们传送到一个血肉横飞的死亡赛道上！那是属于你们的！蠢货们，欢迎陷入碰碰车癫狂之中！ "BLU wins! And that means you get a slight advantage at the start of my bumper car game. Then you'll die! To summarize: small advantage to BLU. Then I'll kill you!" 蓝队赢了！而那意味着你们将在我的碰碰车游戏的开局取得一些优势。然后你们都将死掉！总结一下：蓝队有些优势，而我要杀了你们全部！ "Well done BLU team! You've won yourself the advantage in a bumper car game! A game where I plan to KILL ALL OF YOU! And feed your souls to an evil circus god!" 干得好蓝队！你们为一场碰碰车游戏赢得了优势！那是一场我计划用于杀掉你们全部的游戏！随后以你们的灵魂为邪恶的马戏团之神果腹！ "BLU wins! Big picture though: you all lose because now you're about to bumper-fight for Merasmus' amusement! Hold onto your Skull Hats everyone!" 蓝队赢了！然而重点是：你们都将失败，因为你们现在要参加一场碰碰车大战以满足马拉莫斯的愉悦！大家都戴上你们的骷髅帽吧！ "You did it BLU team! And because you won, you have the honor of pole position in a game I devised to kill all of you!" 你们做到了，蓝队！而因为你们赢了，你们将享有在一个碰碰车游戏中获得首发位置的荣誉，而这游戏是我设计用于干掉你们全部的！ "Congratulations BLU team! You've won a very small advantage in a game I'm about to transport you all to. Footnote that, the game will most likely kill all of you!" 恭喜蓝队！你们赢得了在接下来我要把你们传送到的一场游戏中的一点点优势。顺带一提，这游戏多半要杀了你们全部！ "Congrats BLU team! I'm sending you all to a bumper-car slaughterhouse! And you'll get a small advantage at the start of it! (laughter) No, no, no. Don't thank me. After all I am going to kill you." 恭喜蓝队！我要把你们都送到一个碰碰车屠宰场里！而你们将在那游戏的开端享有一点优势！（笑声）不，不，不。不用谢我。毕竟我要杀了你们全部。

一般性指令

"Yes!" 是的！ "YES!" 是的！ "No!" 不！ "NO!" 不！ "Yes! Yes, yes, yes!" 是的！是的，是的，是的！ "No, no, no, no, no!" 不，不，不，不，不！ "Damn you!" 该死！ "No, wait!" 不，等等！ "Don't do that!" 别那么做！ "Don't do that!" 别那么做！ "Kill them!" 杀了他们！ "Stop them!" 阻止他们！ "Stop them!" 阻止他们！ "Argh! Blast!" 啊！该死！ "Why? Why would you do that?" 为何？你们为何那么做？ "Perfect!" 完美！ "Excellent!" 真棒！ "EXCELLENT!" 真棒！ "Get them!" 干掉他们！ "GET THEM!" 干掉他们！ "Attack!" 进攻！ "Attack!" 进攻！ "Attack them!" 攻击他们！ "ATTACK THEM!" 攻击他们！ "Destroy them!" 毁灭他们！ "Quickly, get rid of it!" 快点，摆脱它！ "Hurry, get rid of it!" 快点，摆脱它！

诅咒

诅咒效果即将揭晓

"Incoming spell!" 魔咒来了！ "Spell coming at you!" 魔咒向着你们来了！ "Incoming spell, mortals!" 魔咒来了，凡人们！ "Incoming spell!" 魔咒来了！ "Incoming spell!" 魔咒来了！

大头

"Big heads!" 大头！ "Big heads! (wicked laughter)" 大头！（邪恶的笑声） "Big balloon heads! Haha! Hilarious!" 气球大头！哈哈！真是滑稽！ "'Big balloon heads! Ahhh! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Merasmus, you've done it again!" 气球大头！啊！哈，哈，哈，哈！马拉莫斯，你又这么做了一次！ "Cranius Giganto!" "Big heads for everybody!" 人人有大头！ "Balloon Head spell! And that's just a taste of the spells I've been cooking up! Merasmus's getting a lot of buzz from some pretty big magical universities right now. I don't want to name drop...Hogwarts is very interested!" 气球大头术！这只是我烹饪的魔咒大餐中那么一丁点而已！现在很多大规格的魔法学校都会注意到马拉莫斯。我不想点名道姓地说…沃格霍兹对我非常感兴趣！（参见：霍格沃茨魔法学校，《哈利·波特》系列中虚构的魔法学校） "Balloon Heads! Just a little spell I cooked up last night. Oh what's that, Gandalf? You can't make people's heads into balloons? Ah ha ha! Well maybe you should cry hot tears into your stupid beard, because Merasmus is the best!" 气球大头术！这不过是我昨晚熬制的一个小魔咒。哦等等那是啥，甘道夫？你没法把别人的头变成气球吗？啊哈哈！好吧，也许你该把炽热的眼泪都流到你那一副蠢相的胡子里，因为马拉莫斯才是最强！（参见：甘道夫，《指环王》系列中的虚构角色） "Full disclosure: I've just filled your heads with eight gallons of pickle brine! Wait, wait, wait, before you jump down my throat, you should know, it didn't cost me a thing!" 全面披露：我刚刚在你们的脑袋里塞了八加仑的腌制盐水！等，等，等吧，在你斥责我之前，你得知道，这可没花我一分钱！ "This is one of those glass-half-empty scenarios! Downside, yes I just inflated all of your heads! Upside though, because I don't want you to worry, my head is fine." 这便是那些悲喜交加的！不幸的是，我刚刚把你们的脑袋都弄大了！而有幸的是，因为我不想让你们操心，所以我的头还完好无损。 "Now what I've done here is inflate your head then fill the cavity with rotten garbage. I think I speak for everyone when I say, 'Damn you Merasmus! (claps!) You've done it again! Home run!'" 我刚才完成的杰作便是将你们的脑袋弄大，在里面塞满腐烂的垃圾。“马拉莫斯你真该死”，这想必就是各位的心声！（掌声）”你居然又这么干！吃我全垒打！”。

仅限近战

"No guns!" 枪械禁止！ "No guns! (laughter)" 枪械禁止！（笑声） "No guns! (maniacal laughter)" 枪械禁止！（疯狂的笑声） "Nonus artilleriso!" "No guns!" 枪械禁止！ "Merasmus talks about guns like you ain't got none, mortals! That's because I sold them all! (laughter)" 马拉莫斯说得好像你们的枪支都没了似的，凡人们！那是因为我把它们都通通卖掉了！（笑声） "Your precious Second Amendment won't help you now, Soldier. No guns! For anyone!" 你那宝贵的“第二修正案”现在可帮不上忙咯，士兵。枪械禁止！人人如此！（参见：美国《权利法案》的《第二修正案》） "Merasmus banishes your guns! (laughter) This isn't a Second Amendment thing by the way, it's non-politically motivated evil!" 马拉莫斯放逐了你们的武器！（笑声）顺便，这跟什么“第二修正案”扯不上任何关系，而是无关政治动机的纯粹之恶！ "Merasmus banishes your guns to the nether realms! Forever! Or perhaps only momentarily! Merasmus printed this spell off the Internet!" 马拉莫斯将你们的武器放逐到了异界！永远都回不来了！也可能只是暂时的！这个魔咒是马拉莫斯从网上打印的！

尿瓶淹没

"Underwater!" 水下水！ "Underwater!" 下水！ "Underwater! (laughter)" 下水！（笑声） "Underwater! (cackling)" 下水！（偷笑） "Sumarinus Jaratitos!" "Under-water!" 下水！ "Swim mortals! Swim underwater until I... Oh. Oh, no! That's, that's not water, is it? Oh. Merasmus is so very, very sorry." 游泳吧，凡人们！在水下游个不停直到我…哦。哦，不！那，那不是水，对吧？哦，马拉莫斯非常非常抱歉。 "Swim for Mersasmus' amusement, mortals! (laughter) Oh. Oh no! That is...that is not water. Uh, Merasmus, all...well all Merasmus can do is apologize." 游个不停，取悦马拉莫斯吧，凡人们！（笑声）哦。哦不！那…那不是水。哦，马拉莫斯…好吧，马拉莫斯只能跟你们道道歉了。 "An ocean of water descends upon you. Drown mortals! Drown in...in... Hmm. Ok, all cards on the table, that was supposed to be water. I'm so sorry." 惊涛骇浪席卷而来。淹没吧，凡人们！淹没在…在…呃。好吧，我就直说吧，那本来应该是水的。我很抱歉。

碰碰车迷你游戏

准备

"Yes! Bump! Bump your padded cars to a padded grave!" 是的！撞吧！将你们的小车填进墓穴里！ "The precious padding of your bumpy cars can't save you now! Unless you have padding on your very souls!" 你们那小破车现在救不了你们咯！它唯一能献上的便是你们的灵魂！ "Bump, mortals! Bump for Bonzo's amusement! He is easily entertained! Ah ha ha ha ha!" 撞吧，凡人们！在这撞个不停以取悦邦佐！他很容易满足的！啊哈哈哈哈！ "These bumper cars have no brakes! A) Because they move relatively slowly, but B) Because there are no rules!" 这些碰碰车可没法刹车！原因A，反正它们的速度不算快，但还有原因B，因为没有任何规则约束！ "Don't forget to buckle-up mortals! Oh wait, there's no seat-belts! (laughter) Enjoy your five-mile-an-hour death ride!" 可别忘记系好安全带啊，凡人们！哦等等，根本就没有安全带！（笑声）享受你们速度高达五英里每小时的死亡赛程吧！ "Bump away in these bumper cars, fools! Bump yourselves to madness!" 用这些碰碰车撞翻天吧，蠢货们！将你们都撞成神经病！ "These are no normal bumper cars! They will bump you to the edge of sanity itself!" 这些可没有哪个是普通的碰碰车哦！ "Go for a spin, mortals, in my smack carts of the black arts! My scream machines! My bumper cars! (laughter)" 兜个风吧，凡人们，就在我那黑暗艺术的灵敏小车中！我的尖叫引擎！我的碰碰车里！（笑声） "Strap in mortals to my vile vessels of vehicular villainy! My damnation wagons! My bumper scars! (laughter)" 将这些凡夫俗子绑在我那邪恶肮脏的罪恶车辆中！我的诅咒载具！我的碰撞疤痕里！（笑声） "Take a seat mortals in my murder machines of malevolent mayhem! My hearses with curses! My bumper scars!" 在我那恶毒混乱的杀戮引擎，我那诅咒灵车，我的碰撞疤痕里坐好吧！ "I hope none of you are pregnant or have an existing heart condition! Because you about to be jostled like you've never been jostled before!" 但愿你们没有谁怀有身孕或有什么心肺问题！因为你们就要被碰撞地像是从未被碰撞过一样！ "Welcome, mortals to my stationary cars! Oh no wait, they're bumper cars! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Get ready for the bumping of your life!" 凡人们，欢迎来到我的静止小车里！哦等等，它们是碰碰车！姆啊哈哈哈哈哈！准备好撞个不停吧！ "Go ahead and try the brakes! They won't work! You're trapped in a runaway bumper car! Strap in for a five-mile-an-hour Hell ride!" 都上前测试下刹车吧！它们不会管用的！你们被困到一辆失控的碰碰车里了！被捆绑在那五英里每小时的地狱赛程中了！ "Don't fall off the track, mortals! Bonzo's hungry tonight! Especially for you, Spy! Bonzo loves French food!" 可别偏离轨道了，凡人们！邦佐今晚很饿呢！尤其是你，间谍！邦佐很喜欢法式料理！ "I'd love to join you down there, mortals, but I have a heart condition and the rules are clearly posted. I'm with you, it's ridiculous. Write your congressman!" 我很乐意上你们那一起玩玩，凡人们，但我有心脏病，而且管理规则上明令禁止我参与。我挺你们，但这也太荒谬了。写好你们的投诉信吧！ "I don't want to scare you, but bumper cars aren't meant to go this fast! (laughter) That's right, they're non-OSHA-compliant! Awoooo!" 我可不打算吓唬你们，但碰碰车本不该跑得如此之快！（笑声）那就对了，它们可是非OSHA标准的哦！Awoooo！（参见：OSHA，即“Occupational Safety and Health Administration”，职业安全和健康管理局） "Strap in mortals to my thumper cars! They're not as fast as actual cars, but faster than a bumper car is meant to go! So...that's... still pretty scary!" 凡人们！紧紧贴在我的小车里吧！它们虽不如真正地汽车快，但也理应比一般的碰碰车更快！所以说…这也算…够骇人的吧！

夺取小鸭

准备

"Welcome to the Looting Gallery!" 欢迎来到夺宝画廊！ "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! (laughter)" 欢迎来到夺宝画廊！（笑声） "Welcome, mortals, to the Looting Gallery!" 欢迎，凡人们，来到我的夺宝画廊！ "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Collect Ducks to win! Kill the other team to win! Do whatever! It takes! To win! Because believe me, you don't want to lose!" 欢迎来到夺宝画廊！收集小鸭取得胜利！或者杀戮敌人取得胜利！二者选一！你们需要非常努力，才能获得胜利！因为，相信我，输掉的后果你们可不想面对。 "Welcome to the Looting Gallery, mortals! Whoever gets the most Ducks wins! Whoever gets the least ducks, does not win! I'm assuming that you're all a little dim, so Merasmus is laying this out as simply as possible." 欢迎来到夺宝画廊，凡人们！得到最多小鸭的队伍获胜！得到最少小鸭的队伍失败！据我推测你们可能都有些懵了，所以马拉莫斯我尽可能地简单呈列胜利条件。 "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! The team that captures the most prizes wins! The team that pushes the other team off the track, shrieking to their deaths, also wins! But much, much faster!" 欢迎来到夺宝画廊！获得最多奖品的队伍胜利！将敌人撞下轨道以让他们尖叫着死亡的队伍，也能获胜！而那，要快得多！

撞到敌人时产生额外的奖励小鸭

"Bonus Ducks!" 奖励小鸭！ "Bonus Ducks!" 奖励小鸭！ "Bonus Ducks!" 奖励小鸭！

小鸭被移动

"I've moved the Ducks!" 我移动了小鸭！ "I've moved the Ducks!" 我移动了小鸭！ "The Ducks have moved, mortals!" 小鸭移动了，凡人们！ "The Ducks... have moved. mortals!" 小鸭…移动了。凡人们！ "Now the Ducks are over here!" 现在小鸭在这里！ "The Ducks...HAVE MOVED!" 小鸭…移动！ "The Ducks have moved elsewhere!" 小鸭被移动到其它地方去了！ "Now the Ducks...are over there!" 现在小鸭…在那里！ "Now the Ducks are over there!" 现在小鸭在那里！

结束

红队胜利 "RED grabbed the most Ducks! RED wins!" 红队收集的小鸭最多！红队获胜！ "You got the most Ducks, RED! You win!" 你们收集的小鸭最多，红队！你们赢了！ 蓝队胜利 "BLU grabbed the most Ducks! BLUE wins!" 蓝队收集的小鸭最多！蓝队获胜！

坠落平台

准备

"Falling Platforms!" 坠落平台！ "Welcome, to Falling Platforms! (laughter)" 欢迎来到，坠落平台！（笑声） "Welcome to a game I call: Falling Platforms! (evil laughter)" 欢迎来到这款我称为“坠落平台”的游戏！（邪恶的笑声） "One of these platforms won't plunge you to your doom! (cackling)" 这其中只有一个平台，能够让你们免于坠落与毁灭！（偷笑） "One of these platforms will be your salvation! The others will plunge you to your doom!" 这其中有一个平台将成为你们的避难所！而其它会让你们坠落而毁灭！ "Only one of these platforms won't plunge you to your death! Can you find it in time? If I were you, I'd give it a shot!" 这些平台当中仅有一个不会让你们坠落而亡！你们能及时找到它吗？如果我是你们的话，我会加把劲试试看的！ "All but one of these platforms will fall into the abyss below you! But which one? (laughter) If the fall doesn't kill you, the suspense will!" 其它所有平台都会坠落到你们脚下的深渊之中，只有一个例外！但是哪一个呢？（笑声）如果坠落不足以致命的话，犹豫也会！ "Welcome to a game I call "Falling Platforms" for a reason that is shrouded in mystery. But will soon be very...very incredibly obvious!" 欢迎来到这款我称谓“坠落平台”的游戏，至于我这么称呼的原因嘛，暂且保密。但很快…很快就显而易见了！ "The goal of this game is simple: one of these platforms...won't plummet you to your doom! The others...will plummet you to your doom!" 这游戏的目标很简单：这些平台中有一个…能让你们免于坠落而毁灭！其它的…都会让你们坠入毁灭！ "These aren't normal platforms, mortals! All of them...are evil! Except for one! Which is nice! The evil ones will plunge you to your doom! The nice one...will remain stationary!" 这些可不是普通的平台，凡人们！它们都是…邪恶的！除了有一个！有一个是善良的！邪恶的平台会导致你们坠落而毁灭！而那个善良的…它纹丝不动！ "None of these platforms will suddenly plunge you to your death! You're perfectly safe! Drive slowly mortals and chat amongst yourselves!" 这些平台可不会坠落下去，不会摔死你们！你们都非常安全！慢慢开着玩玩聊聊天吧！

安全平台揭晓

"Go, go, go, go! It's that one!" 去去去去！就是那个！ "There, that one! Go, go, go, go!" 那里，那个！去去去去！ "There! There, there, there, there, there, there!" 那里！那里，那里，那里，那里，那里，那里！ "Oh there! That one! That one! THAT ONE!" 在那！那个！那个！就是那个！ "Oh, it's that one! Go, go, go, go, go!" 哦，是那个！去，去，去，去，去！ "AH! That one! Go! Go, go, go!" 啊！是那个！去，去，去！ "There it is! Hurry you fools! Hurry!" 在那！蠢货们搞快点！快点！ "There is it! Hurry you fools, hurry!" 在那！蠢货们搞快点，快点！ "Ooh! There! That one! That one!" 哦！在那！那个！就是那个！

超时

"You all win! At failing! Time to die mortals!" 你们都赢了！——赢在坠落上！是时候去死了凡人们！ "The Headless Horseless Horsemann!" 无头的脱缰骑士！ "The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone!" 无头的脱缰骑士！ "Kill them all, Horsemann!" 斩尽杀绝，骑士！ "Enough! I summon the Headless! Horseless! Horsemann!" 够了！我要召唤无头的！脱缰！骑士！ "Kill them all, Horsemann!" 斩尽杀绝，骑士！

足球

准备

"Bumper Cars Soccer!" 碰碰车足球！ "Bumper Cars Soccer, everyone!"碰碰车足球，伙计们！ "Bumper Cars Soccer! Awoo!" 碰碰车足球！Awoo！ "(evil laughter) Bumper Cars Soccer!" （邪恶的笑声）碰碰车足球！ "Ancient Sumerian Bumper Cars Soccer!" 古苏美尔的碰碰车足球！ "The time has come! For Ancient Sumerian Bumper Car Death Soccer!" 时机已到！古苏美尔闻名的碰碰车死亡足球！ "Welcome to Soccer, mortals! Or as we call it in the dark realms before time: Sumerian Rules Bumpy Car Football!" 欢迎你们来踢足球，凡人们！或者就像从前我们在黑暗领域中称呼的那样：苏美尔规则的碰碰车足球！ "Bumper Cars Soccer! The most diabolical game in history. Invented by the Ancient Sumerian Circus Association as a way to keep score...of being evil!" 碰碰车足球！人类历史上最具恶魔范儿的游戏。它由古苏美尔马戏团协会发明并保持记录…变为邪恶的记录！

得分

红队 "RED scores a goal!" 红队得分！ "RED scores!" 红队得分！ "Goal for RED!" 红队得分！ "GOAL for RED!" 红队得分！ "Ah ha ha ha ha! Goal for RED!" 啊哈哈哈哈！红队得分！ 蓝队 "BLU scores a goal!" 蓝队得分！ "BLU scores!" 蓝队得分！ "GOAL for BLU!" 蓝队得分！ "Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Goal for BLU!" 啊哈哈哈哈哈！蓝队得分！ "Na ha ha! Goal for BLU!" 呐哈哈！蓝队得分！ 决胜点 "Goal for RED...disgusting goal!" 红队得分…令人作呕的一分！ "Goal for BLU...disgusting goal!" 蓝队得分…令人作呕的一分！

超时

"Kill them all, Horsemann! (laughter)" 斩尽杀绝，骑士！（笑声） "Horsemann! Wrap this up!" 骑士！了结这一切！ "Death to all of you! Death, by Horsemann!" 骑士会将死亡带给你们全部！ "Prepare to die, mortals! By the hands of the Horsemann!" 准备好受死吧，凡人们！经由骑士的杀戮之手！ "I summon the Headless Horseless Horsemann, to kill you all for my amusement! And I'm not amused easily, so he's really going to slaughter the Hell out of you! Oh, this is going to get dark, everyone!" 我召唤无头的脱缰骑士，杀了你们全部，愉悦我！而我可没那么容易被取悦，所以这家伙真的会将你们杀得片甲不留！哦，这将会非常黑暗，伙计们！ "You're taking longer to kill each other than Merasmus hoped. So I made some phone calls! Kill them all, Horsemann!" 你们互相杀戮的时间比马拉莫斯希望的要长。所以我现在打了些电话！杀了他们，骑士！ "No, this is taking too long! Say hello to an old friend of mine: the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody!" 不，这也花太久了！跟我的一个老朋友问好吧：无头的脱缰骑士，伙计们！ "It's the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody! The star of Scream Fortress 2! No autographs or flash photography, please. He's just here to kill you!" 他叫无头的脱缰骑士，伙计们！尖叫要塞2的大明星！请不要索要签名和用闪光灯牌照，谢谢合作。他只是来这里杀掉你们的！ "The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone! (claps) Give it up. (claps) Give it up." 无头的脱缰骑士，伙计们！（掌声）放弃吧。（掌声）放弃吧。 "What's that I hear? Is it the clip-clop of haunted hooves? No! It's the terrifying, completely foot-generated clomping of the Horseless Headless Horsemann!" 那是什么声音？是受惊之马正落荒而逃吗？非也。那是脱缰的无头骑士践踏出的的死亡脚步！

结果

超时

"This is taking too long!" 这也花太久了！ "You bore Merasmus! Time to make this more interesting!" 你们令马拉莫斯厌倦了！是时候让这一切有趣些了！ "Alright, let's finish this! Merasmus is...getting a little bored watching you!" 好的，让我们结束这一切！马拉莫斯看得有点…不耐烦了！ "Alright, this is getting embarrassing! Merasmus is a busy wizard!" 好，这下可是越来越尴尬了！但马拉莫斯可是个没有闲工夫的巫师！ "I see in my crystal ball that you will never win this game!" 我在我的水晶球中看到，你们永远赢不下这场游戏！

胜利

红队胜利 "RED wins!" 红队胜利！ "RED wins!" 红队胜利！ "RED wins!" 红队胜利！ "RED wins! Ha ha ha!" 红队胜利！哈哈哈！ 蓝队胜利 "BLU wins!" 蓝队胜利！ "BLU wins!" 蓝队胜利！ "BLU WINS!" 蓝队胜利！ "BLU wins! Awoo!" 蓝队胜利！Awoo！

敌方队伍的所有玩家都变成幽灵

"You win! Everyone else is dead!" 你们赢了！其他人都死了！ "You've killed everyone on the other team! Good stuff, guys! Merasmus is...getting a little misty here." 你们把另一队杀光了！干得好，伙计们！马拉莫斯…有点迷糊了。 "So instead of winning the game honestly, you just killed everyone on the other team! This is...Merasmus is so proud of you right now!" 你们并没有选择老老实实地赢下这场比赛，而是直接杀了另一队的所有人！这…马拉莫斯为你们骄傲！ "You win! Everyone is dead!" 你们赢了！他们所有人都死了！ "You win! By murder!" 你们赢了！杀戮取胜！ "You win! By murder!" 你们赢了！杀戮取胜！

僵局

"Wait, all of you died? You have got to be kidding Merasmus!" 等等，你们都死了？你们肯定在开玩笑！ "Fools! You've murdered yourselves to a stalemate!" 蠢货们！你们把自己都杀掉了，陷入僵局了！ "You lose!" 你们输了！ "You lose!" 你们输了！ "You lose!" 你们输了！ "You...lose! (laughter)" 你们输了！（笑声） "You lose!" 你们输了！

尖叫要塞 VII（2015）

马拉莫斯

合同相关

新的马拉莫斯任务

"MERAS-mission!" 马拉莫斯-任务！ "Merasmission!" 马拉莫斯任务！ "Merasmission!" 马拉莫斯任务！ "Dare you accept this, Merasmission?" 你们敢接受这个，马拉莫斯任务吗？ "A chillingly challenging Merasmission!" 一个令人不寒而栗而极具挑战性的马拉莫斯任务！ "An accursed agreement, HAS BEEN STRUCK!" 一份被诅咒的协议，已经达成！ "A dark contract rises from its legal slumber!" 一份黑暗合同自它的法定休止期中崛起！ "A Merasmission from the dank depths of the depraved debts!" 一份来自堕落债务之阴暗深渊的马拉莫斯任务！ "A Merasmission spewed from the drooling, stupid mouth, of madness!" 一份马拉莫斯任务自那淌着口水的愚蠢与疯狂之嘴中喷涌而出！ "Evil Contract Delivery! Return address: THE BLACK ABYSS" 邪恶合同速递！寄回地址：黑暗深渊 "A half-glimpsed Merasmission, beckons from the shadows!" 一份隐约可见的马拉莫斯任务，自阴影中向你招手！ "What loathsome horrors lurk within the watermarked pages of this contract!?" 何等令人惊惧的恐怖潜藏在这含有水印的合同页面之中呢？ "MeRASmission!" 马拉莫斯任务！ 稀有马拉莫斯任务 "Were I to utter the details of this contract aloud, the tiny world you know would be rent asunder! Welcome to your nightmare, mortal! READING!" 倘若要我把这合同的细枝末节大声读出，你们所知的那小小世界将会分崩离析！欢迎来到你们的噩梦，凡人们！读吧！ "Don't look too closely at this Merasmission! It is infested with a host of Hellworms; your human scientists would call Silverfish! Yes mortal, there was significant water damage in Merasmus' storage unit!" 看这马拉莫斯任务时可被靠的太近！它已被大量的地狱蠕虫所感染；你们人类那些科学家将其称为“蠹虫”！是的，凡人们，在马拉莫斯的存储单元中存在着巨量的水损害！ "What's that sound? Is it the scratching of fingernails on a casket lid, because they were buried alive? They might just be... Oh wait mortal, where are your fingers! Look down! That's right! It was you buried in that coffin! 'The whole *BLEEEP* time!" 那是什么声音？是在棺材上刮指甲的声音，因为他们被活埋了的原因吗？它们可能仅仅是...哦等等，凡人，你们的手指上哪去了！看这！对了！正是你被埋在了那棺材里！一直*BLEEEP*如此！ "Practice evil itself! Though not legally enforceable. Merasmus didn't go to law school. He got his diploma on the streets; the streets of HELL!" 好好练习邪恶本身吧！尽管不具备法律强制性。马拉莫斯也并没上过法律学校。他是在街区里得到证书的；地狱的街区！ "A gibbous moon hangs pendulously in the night sky! It thinks you cannot finish this contract! Dare you make the moon look stupid?" 一轮明月已悬挂在夜空中！我觉得你完不成这合同了！你敢让这月亮看上去很蠢吗？ "Tonight the barriers are down! Between known and the unknown! The real and the unreal! The paid debts and the unpaid debts to the Russian Mafia! (cackling laughter) They put Merasmus in a trunk, mortal." 今晚的界限通通关闭！已知和未知之间的界限！真实与虚构之间的界限！俄罗斯黑手党的已还债务和未还债务之间的界限！（咯咯的笑声）他们把我塞在后备箱里，凡人们。 "Dear mortal: Everything you love will be dead by dawn. Signed: Merasmus! Post Script: I'll still be alive. Because I don't even like you!"亲爱的凡人：你所爱的一切将在黎明来临之前消逝。签名：马拉莫斯！附言：我仍然会活着。那是因为我对你连喜欢都称不上！ "Hold on a second, Gandalf! I'll need to give some loser a contract! Sorry, I was just on the phone with Gandalf! You know, The Grey. A very good friend. It's...uh...I can tell you're impressed." 等下，甘道夫！我得给失败者们合同做！抱歉，我刚刚在跟甘道夫通电话呢！你知道的，那个老头。一个非常不错的朋友。那很...呃...我看得出来你有所触动。 "What's that Harry Potter? I'm the best wizard and you're just a big stupid pile of garbage? (light laughter) That's big of you to admit that, Harry Potter. Hold on, I need to give some bozo a contract." 什么事儿，哈利·波特？我才是最好的巫师而你只是一大堆垃圾？（轻笑）你能承认这点倒是非常不错，哈利·波特。等等，我得给些蠢蛋发个合同做做。 "Tremble mortal, at the fathomless evil pulsating in the gulfs of this unholy contract! (wicked laughter) IT'S DOUBLE-SPACED!" 颤抖吧凡人，看那深不可测的邪恶在这不洁的合同中涌动！（邪恶的笑声）它可是双倍行距的哦！ "Do you feel it tightening around your neck? This contract is BINDING, mortal!" 你感到自己的脖子有些紧吗？那是这个合同已经绑定了，凡人！ "An unholy contract, written in blood! Signed in triplicate! Notarized from beyond the grave!" 一份不洁的合同，由鲜血书写而成！一式三份签署！自坟墓之上公证！ "This contract isn't just evil. It's legally binding! In every state, but Hawaii! (wicked laughter) Aloha, mortal!" 这份合同可不仅仅是邪恶。它可是合法绑定的！且在夏威夷之外的每个州都有效！（邪恶的笑声）Aloha，凡人！（Aloha，夏威夷问候语，相当于你好） "Does your backside feel warm, mortal? It should, because this contract just put you in the hot seat!" 你的后背感受到温暖了吗，凡人？应该如此，因为这合同为你带来了火热的麻烦！ [nonchalantly] "Oh hello, Sauron! What's that? Yes, Merasmus, has, been working out. It's flattering you noticed. I, hold on, need to give some mercenary a contract." [冷淡地]哦你好，索伦！什么？是的，马拉莫斯正在办呢。很高兴你能注意到。我，坚持，需要给一些雇佣兵们合同做。 "Tonight you will visit the realms of Halloweens past. Remember when I got Demo's eyeball to attack you all? That was pretty evil! Or that time I used my "connections" and got the Horseless Headless Horsemann to show up! (laughter) Wow, that's evil!" 今晚你们将访问万圣节往事领域。还记得我用爆破手的眼球攻击你们大家吗？那可真是邪恶！抑或是我用我的“关系”来让脱缰的无头骑士现身！（笑声）哇，那可真是邪恶！ "Tonight you will visit the realms of Halloweens past. Like that time Soldier turned my evil castle into a raccoon sanctuary! Ah hah. Everyone remember that? That was a, a bad day for Merasmus. It took a while to walk that one off." 今晚你们将访问万圣节往事领域。像是士兵把我的邪恶城堡变成了浣熊避难所！啊哈。大家都记得吗？那可真是马拉莫斯的糟糕一天。我可是花了好一阵子才从那件事情的阴影中走出。（参考: 《厄运之友》)） 同马拉莫斯战斗任务 "Here's a contract I like to call: 'Your certain doom!'" 这里来了一份我愿将其称作：“你的必然毁灭”的合同！ "I hope your soul's in good shape, mortal! Because when you fail at this, I'll be taking it off your hands! (laughter)" 我希望你的灵魂形状正好，凡人！因为你们都会在此失败，而我将从你们手中夺走你们的灵魂！（笑声） "You will never beat me! And I will claim your soul!" 你永远打不败我！而我会收走你的灵魂！ "You dare to fight me? Oh mortal, this is going to be embarrassing!" 你们敢和我作对？哦凡人，这将会很令人尴尬的！ "So you think you've got what it takes to beat Merasmus, eh? Your funeral, mortal! Your sparsely attended pauper's funeral!" 所以你认为你已经得到了能够击败马拉莫斯的东西，嗯？是你的葬礼，凡人！你那冷无人烟的贫民葬礼！ "Your challenge is to defeat me! But you can't! And when you fail, I'll take your soul!" 你的挑战便是打败我！而你做不到！当你失败时，我将夺走你的灵魂！ "(cackling) That's all I have to say about this next contract! Oh wait, one more thing! Awoooo!" （偷笑）这便是我关于下个合同所要说的！哦等等，还有一件事！Awoooo！ "Your next target is me! Merasmus!" 你们的下个目标是我！马拉莫斯！ "Your next target: me! (laughter) Awoooo! (more laughter)" 你们的下个目标：我！（笑声）Awoooo！（更多笑声） "Cower mortal, before the eldritch horror of the abject terror of the monstrous magic...of Merasmus!" 退缩吧凡人，在马拉莫斯的奇异魔法的绝望恐怖的极度恐惧来临之前！ "You next infernal contract is...hold on...let's see...killing...me. Huh. I am surprised I put that one in there." 你的下一个炼狱合同是...等等...让我看看...杀掉...我。哈。我对我把它填上去感到很惊讶。 稀有马拉莫斯任务 "Either you kill my past self and I get my soul, or my past self kills you and I get yours! (laughter) I don't *BLEEEP* care! I'm all about souls tonight!" 要么是你杀掉过去的我并让我夺回自己的灵魂，要么是过去的我杀掉你并让我夺走你的灵魂！（笑声）我可不*BLEEEP*在乎！反正我今晚都会有灵魂！ "Should you fail mortal, you'll be in breach of contract. And I shall seek compensation, in the form of your soul! (laughter) And financial...compensation. Merasmus is living at the Y." 如果你失败了，凡人，那你就违反合同了。而我将寻求赔偿，以你的灵魂来支付！（笑声）当然还有…财产赔偿。本尊住在Y。（“Y”指的是YMCA，即基督教青年会） "That's a nice soul you have there! It would be a shame if a wizard were to claim it, when you fail this mission!" 你那灵魂可真不错！当遗憾的是一个巫师就要夺走它了，当你败在这个任务上时。 "Bet you'll win this contract? Would you wager your very soul? (cackling) Please note that I'm not explicitly threatening you or you'll be agreeing to this contract under duress. That..wooo..that would not be good for Merasmus." 打赌你会赢得这个合同吗？你会用自己的灵魂下注吗？（偷笑）请注意我并没有明确威胁你，不然你就会在不情愿的情况下被胁迫而达成合同。那...唔...对马拉莫斯将是不利的。 "Exterior: A graveyard. We zoom in on a corpse holding a bloodstained contract. The corpse is yours! That's right! Merasmus has been working on a great screenplay!" 场景：一个墓地。我们聚焦在一个尸体上，它拿着一份鲜淋淋的合同。“那具尸体就是你的！”没错哦！马拉莫斯正在编制一个超棒的剧本！ "Ah ha ha ha ha, mortal! Can you murder Merasmus, himself? And if it's not too much trouble, can you do it before the Russian mob does it? Because they have made it really quite clear that they are not going to kill Merasmus quickly." 啊哈哈哈哈，凡人！你能杀掉马拉莫斯他本尊吗？而如果那于你而言并不怎么麻烦的话，你能在俄罗斯匪徒之前抢先下手吗？因为他们讲的很清楚，他们不会给我个痛快的。 "This contract is 100%, word-for-word, exactly Charles Dickens' Halloween classic: A Christmas Carol. Prepare to meet the ghost of Merasmus Past! The copyright lapsed! Awoooo!" 这份合同百分之百，逐字逐句都完全是查尔斯·狄更斯的万圣节经典：《圣诞颂歌》。准备好迎接马拉莫斯的过去之灵吧！版权过期咯！Awoooo！ "If you meet your doom in this next contract, thank Merasmus! And if you can read this infernal contract, thank a teacher! It's important work. They're underpaid. Happy Halloween everybody!" 如果你在你的下个合同中遭遇了自己的毁灭，那就感谢马拉莫斯吧！而如果你能够阅读这则炼狱合同，感谢老师吧！这可是很重要的，因为他们收入太低。大家万圣节快乐！

完成马拉莫斯任务

"Fool! A successful fool!" 蠢货！一个成功的蠢货！ "Well done!" 干得好！ "Excellent!" 真棒！ "Magnificent!" 十分出彩！ "Begone contract! A mortal has bested you!" 滚开吧合同！一个凡人都把你击败了！ "Outstanding', mortal!" 出人意料啊，凡人。 "(wicked laughter)" （邪恶的笑声） "Yeeesss!" 好的！ "I return this contract from the stink pit from whence it came!" 我将这份合同从它原来所在的抽坑里拿回了！ "You have bested my challenge, mortal!" 你们通过了我的挑战，凡人！ "You have conquered my curs'd contract!" 你征服了我的诅咒合同！ "You have triumphed over my terrifying terror task!" 你们战胜了我那超级恐怖的任务！ "Fool! Er, nicely done." 蠢货！啊，做的不错。 "Infernal Merasmission...Accomplished!" 马拉莫斯炼狱任务...完成！ "Merciless Merasmission...Mastered!" 马拉莫斯无情任务…完成！ "Malignant Merasmission...Mastered!" 马拉莫斯恶毒任务…完成！ 同马拉莫斯战斗任务 "To HELL with you and your soul!" 你和你的灵魂都下地狱去吧！ "Fool! You are a successful fool somehow!" 蠢货！某种意义上你是个成功的蠢货！ "What! Crap, that's not right!" 什么！该死，那可不对！ "Nooooo!" 不！ "You? Beat Merasmus? You know what, keep your soul! It's probably got garbage and dirt in it!" 你？打败了马拉莫斯？你知道的，留着你的灵魂吧！它上面多半沾染了垃圾和灰尘！ "What? How did you do that!" 什么？你怎么做到的！ "What? You beat me? Merasmus demands a recount!" 什么？你打败了我？马拉莫斯要求重新开始！ "You beat me? Noooo! I almost had your soul!" 你打败了我？不！我几乎就要得到你的灵魂了！ "I didn't even want your stink soul!" 我根本就不想要你那恶臭的灵魂！ "You won? How did you win?" 你赢了？你怎么赢的？ "You have got to be kidding Merasmus." 你肯定在跟马拉莫斯开玩笑。 "My debt to the Russian mob passes...to you! (wicked laughter)" 我欠俄罗斯暴徒的债务...归你了！（邪恶的笑声） "You may have killed me. But you're still a foo...hold on. What's that Gandalf? Uh huh. Gandalf wants you to know he's here in Wizard Heaven with me. Because he dies in the book. So we both hope that spoils that for you. Yes. Oh, and Harry Potter's here too." 你也许杀掉了我。但你仍然是个蠢...等等。那是什么，甘道夫？啊哈。甘道夫想让你知道他和我都在巫师天堂呢。因为他在书中死掉了。所以我们都希望那会毁掉你那念想。是的。哦，哈利·波特也在这呢。 "Wait, wait, wait. Merasmus lagged. Do over." 等下，等下，等下。马拉莫斯网络故障了。重新来。

马拉莫斯任务奖励

"Your payment!" 你的报酬！ "Your payment!" 你的报酬！ "And now...the reward! 现在…报酬！ "And now...the reward!" 现在…报酬！ "Claim your reward!" 接受你的报酬！ "A contract...fulfilled!" 合同…完成！ "You're exceptional at killing, mortal. I could use your services again...with the Russians!" 你杀人的本事倒还有点意思，凡人。也许你还派的上用场…帮我对付那帮俄国佬！ "You did well, mortal!" 你做得好，凡人！ "Congratulations, mortal!" 祝贺你啊，凡人！ "Well done indeed, mortal! A pity you didn't read the fine print. For now, Merasmus has your parking space...for eternity!" 确实做得好，凡人！但很遗憾你没有仔细阅读合同细节。从现在起，马拉莫斯将拥有你的停车位…永远地！ "Well done, mortal. Well done indeed! Or should I say, Undead! (laughter) Can I borrow fifty dollars?" 干得好，凡人！确实干得不错！或者我该说，活着干成了！（笑声）那我能借你五十五美元吗？ "Thanks for doing my evil bidding. Signed: Merasmus." 感谢你履行我的邪恶命令。签名：马拉莫斯。 "You did the evil, here's the reward!" 你做成了那恶事，这是报酬。 "You committed the crimes, here's the payout!" 你犯下了罪，而这是报酬。 "Merasmus pays his debts, especially to society! Merasmus has done some...hard time, mortal." 马拉莫斯付清了债，尤其是对社会的债务！马拉莫斯经受了一段…痛苦时光，凡人。 "Slow down, champ! You're bleeding Merasmus dry!" 慢点，赢家！你就要把马拉莫斯榨干了！ "Take your prize, fool!" 拿走你的奖励吧，蠢货！ "Take your prize, fool!" 拿走你的奖励，蠢货！ "Fool! You've earned a prize!" 蠢货！你赢得了奖励！ "Welcome to the eldritchenining The terrifying ancient Sumerian rite of prize-giving! Two enter, one leaves...with a gift!" 欢迎来到恐怖威胁！可怕的古苏美尔颁奖仪式！两人入围，一人离场…带着奖励离场！ "Look at your contract, fool! Do you notice something horrifying? It is not notarized! Merasmus is giving you this prize provisionally! And he will see you in court! Awoooo!" 看看你的合同吧，蠢货！你注意到什么恐怖的事了吗？它可没被公证过！马拉莫斯暂时先把奖给你！而他还会在法庭上和你见面的！Awoooo！ "Fool! You made a deal with the devil! And now you'll reap the reward! Which is...this reward. The devil may have inadvertently dropped the ball on this one." 蠢货！你和魔鬼做交易了呢！而现在你将得到报酬！那就是…这个奖励。魔鬼可能无意中把这个搞砸了。 "'Congratulations! The gift I give you...is death!' is what Merasmus would be saying if Merasmsus' lawyers hadn't advised him that death is not an acceptable form of payment in New Mexico." 祝贺啊！我给你的奖品便是…死亡！那便是如果马拉莫斯的律师没有告诉他死亡在新墨西哥州是一种不被认可的支付方式的话，便会给的奖品。 "Take your reward! Your eternal reward! Just to be clear though, Merasmus is not guaranteeing this thing forever. If it breaks within thirty days, fine, bring it back. After that, you're on your own! Awooo!" 拿走你的奖品吧！你的永生的回报！要明确是，马拉莫斯并不永远确保那一点。如果它在30天内损坏了，那么把它拿回来吧。但那之后，你就只能靠你自己了！Awooo！

奖励

"Wow, that was really, REALLY good!" 哇，那可真的，真的不错！ "Wow, Merasmus is impressed!" 哇，马拉莫斯很满意！ "You...you impressed Merasmus with this one!" 你...你这次令马拉莫斯印象深刻！ "Merasmus does not impress easily. But you've done it, mortal! You impressed the big dog." 马拉莫斯可没那么容易被打动。但你做到了，凡人！你打动了我这大人物。 "Merasmus does not impress easily. But you've done it! Mortal, you, you impressed the big dog." 马拉莫斯可没那么容易被打动。但你做到了！凡人，你，你打动了我这大人物。 "For someone who has lived but one lifetime, mortal...you're pretty good at this!" 对于一个只能活一辈子的人来说，凡人…你这做的还真不错！ "You...hmm, wow! I mean, just wow! Do you not have a...day job! Seriously, that's...wow!" 你...呃，哇！我的意思，就是哇哦！你没有…工作吗！认真的，那就是…哇哦！ "[slurring] Look! Merasmus's had a few cocktails! But you are the best, man! Seriously I...I love you, man!" [含糊地]看！马拉莫斯喝了几杯鸡尾酒！但你是最棒的，伙计！认真地，我…我爱你，伙计！ "Merasmus isn't going to lie to you: that was reeeeally good!" 马拉莫斯可不打算骗你：那真的超棒！ "Fool! I...ah...good work. I don't even know why I'm calling you a fool half the time. It's just...you know Meramsus is into the Russian mob for a...reeeally lot of money. (light chuckle) They say they're going to cut Merasmus' fingers off. (chuckle) His fingers! Heh heh. Heh. Maybe Merasmus is the real fool. (nervous chuckle)" 蠢货！我…啊…干得好。我甚至弄不明白为啥整天管你们叫蠢货。只是…马拉莫斯在俄罗斯暴徒那…借了很多钱（轻笑）他们说他们要切下马拉莫斯的手指。（笑）手指哦！呵呵。呵。也许马拉莫斯才是真正的蠢货。（严肃的笑）

摄魂石像鬼相关

出现

"A Gargoyle has spawned!" 石像鬼已经出现！ "A Gargoyle has arrived!" 石像鬼已经降临！ "A Gargoyle is somewhere on the map!" 石像鬼就在地图上的某处！ "Fool! Find the Gargoyle!" 蠢货！去找石像鬼！ "A Gargoyle is here!" 石像鬼就在这！ "A Gargoyle has arrived!" 石像鬼已经降临！

获取

"You got the Gargoyle!" 你找到石像鬼了！ "Well done, mortal!" 干得好，凡人！ "You have collected the Gargoyle!" 你收集到了石像鬼！ "Yes! The Gargoyle is yours!" 是的！石像鬼是你的了！

移动

"The Gargoyle, has moved!" 石像鬼，移动了！ "You took too long! The Gargoyle has moved!" 你花太久了！石像鬼已经移动了！

消失

"The Gargoyle is gone!" 石像鬼走了！ "The Gargoyle, is gone!" 石像鬼，走了！ "You missed the Gargoyle!" 你错过了石像鬼！ "Too slow mortal! The Gargoyle, is gone!" 太慢了，凡人们！石像鬼，走了！ "The Gargoyle has vanished to another realm!" 石像鬼已消失到另一领域去了！ "Not fast enough! The Gargoyle is gone!" 还不够快！石像鬼走咯！

曾未使用的语音

南瓜炸弹

注：以下音频文件曾计划用于南瓜炸弹，在较早版本中属于未使用文件，而现在被使用到了地图Laughter的爆炸物与Bloodwater的战车上。根据台词可以推测出，说话的人正是漫画《石像鬼与碎石》中大脑被医生塞进南瓜的匪徒。在地图Farmageddon中还有一个叫做“Morice”的南瓜，它说话的声音与这些语音听上去十分相似。

闲置

"Yeah, keep movin' pal." 哈，继续跑啊。 "Don't touch me pal. I will blow up right in your face." 可别碰我啊老兄。我会把你炸翻天。 "Ya' wanna try me?" 你敢跟我找茬吗？ "I'll blow you up, buddy. See if I don't!" 我会把你炸翻的，伙计。不信就走着瞧！ "What are you lookin' at?" 看啥呢你？ "You're some kinda funny guy?" 你这家伙搞笑么？ "Look at this guy." 看看这家伙。 "Yeah, you better run. 对，赶紧滚。 "I will explode, all over you pal" 我会把你炸翻天。 "Don't make me come out of this pumpkin!" 可别逼我从这南瓜里出来！ "Keep movin', buddy. I, I'm trouble." 跑吧，朋友。我，我可不是什么善茬。 "Yeah, you better run!" 对，赶紧滚！

爆炸

"Boom." "Bang." "Badda boom." "Ka-boom." "Pow." "Bam." "Baang."

未使用语音

大力碎尸锤

注释：以下语音据推测本应是在地图Carnival of Carnage中同大力碎尸锤互动时的语音文件。所有语音都来自马拉莫斯。

成功碾碎

"Necro-mashed!" 大力碎尸！ "Got you!" 击中你了！ "Ha!" 哈！ "Hah!" 哈！ "Merasmus!" 马拉莫斯！ "Not so fast!" 太快了！ "You fool!" 你这蠢货！ "Think fast!" 脑子转快点！ "For Bonzo!" 为了邦佐！ "EVIL!" 邪恶！

未命中

"Damn you!" 该死！ "Get back here!" 给我滚回来！ "Next time!" 再来一次！ "I had you!" 差点就打中你了！ "No!" 不！ "I'll give you that one!" 我就让你这一下！ "Wait! Come back!" 等等！给我回来！ "Wait, let me try that again." 等等，我再试一次。 "SO CLOSE!" 差一点！ "Oh, I almost got you." 哦，差点就打中你了。 "Oh ho ho, you're good!" 哦嚯嚯，有两下子！ "I SPARED you! On purpose!" 那是我故意放你一马！