User:Jboby1/Weapons

With apologies to Mozart, who I copied off of to make the first version of this page

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Weapons

Scout Weapons
Class	Weapon	Stats	Info/Description
Scout	Primary The Specialist	+35% more accurate   +66% clip size   -20% bullets per shot   -15% slower firing rate	Taking the "Scatter" out of "Scattergun" since 1918!
	Secondary Heifathon 88	Does not require ammo   On Kill: Gain a +10% damage bonus. Can stack up to 4 times   -20% firing rate penalty   Cannot be crit boosted	Inspired from what is apparently a fan-made Dr. Grordbort-styled weapon.
	Secondary The Killroy Kickers	-75% push force on wearer   Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on	Model featured in icon can be found here Name is a reference to the song "Mr. Roboto", by Styx.
	Secondary The Pshoooes	Double Jump is replaced with Rocket Dash   Press M3 at any time to run +25% faster for 8 seconds!   +41.3% longer recharge time	Inspired and named after "The Pshoooes", a Febuary 2013 Weapon Of The Month for Advanced Weaponizer. The boost mechanic has the same recharge mechanic as Bonk! Atomic Punch, only the recharge is 11 seconds longer, at 35 seconds long.
	Secondary The 5 Minute Energy	Drink to gain a +7% reload rate boost, +7% firing rate boost, and +5% damage vulnerability   Can stack up to 5 times, for a maximum of +35% reload rate bonus, +35% firing rate boost, and +25% damage vulnerability   +25% fast recharge rate   -15 max health on wearer	I think it balances out, but it might not.
	Secondary Beste Beer	Throw at allies to heal them +50% of their max health! (Medium Health Kit)   Heals enemies by +20.5% of their max health (Small Health Kit)   -35% longer recharge duration	A gift from the doc.
	Secondary The See-You-Later Skater	While Deployed : +20% faster move speed   Constantly move forwards   While Deployed: User in forced into third-person mode.
	Melee Ro-Bat	Build 'Tobor' on melee damage dealt   On Full 'Tobor' : Alt-fire to grow 50% larger and increase max health to 500   On Full 'Tobor' : Alt-fire to move 30% slower and heal -50% less from all sources   -35% slower firing rate   'Tobor' can only be activated once per life   The effects of 'Tobor' last until death	It takes 300 to fully charge the 'Tobor' meter.

Soldier Weapons
Class	Weapon	Stats	Info/Description
Soldier	Primary Speed Demon	When Active :   +40% faster reload rate   +25% faster firing rate   +25% faster move speed on wearer   +50% damage vulnerability on wearer
	Primary The F-Bomb	+35% explosion radius   +65% blast damage push force   -40% slower projectile speed   Cannot fire another rocket until the last has exploded
	Primary The Overclocker	When Active :   +25% faster banner fill rate   +50% larger banner effect area   -15% firing rate penalty   User is Marked for Death while deployed
	Primary The Torpedo Tube	Projectile moves +20% faster every 256 Hammer Units traveled, to a maximum of +60%   -10% base projectile speed penalty   -20% slower firing speed   Rockets may be unstable, and have a 5% chance of exploding 1 second after being fired!	Inspired by "The Torpedo Tube", a Advanced Weaponiser August 2013 Weapons of the Month.
	Secondary Tactical Fluke	On Use : Throw a miniature explosive in the shape of a missile   Recharge rate : 30 seconds   +65% faster deploy speed when rocket jumping   +150% blast damage push force   Deals no damage

Pyro Weapons
Class	Weapon	Stats	Info/Description
Pyro	Primary The Fanflare	Build 'Huddah' by dealing damage   Alt-Fire on full 'Huddah': Taunt to gain 75% damage resistance for several seconds   +25% more vulnerable while 'Huddah' taunting   Hit the bass drum with every step
	Primary Prototype SM2	+75% airblast cost reduction   +25% max primary ammo on wearer   +65% faster airblast refire time   -85% damage penalty   No afterburn	Name is inspired by "W+M1-ing", a common tactic for Pyros where they simply walk forward with the fire button (which is almost always "M1") held down. Since this weapon is built for doing the opposite (airblasting and escape), I used the opposite keys.
	Secondary The Flashpoint	Shoots an laser   Afterburn is replaced with "Aftershock", which can stack with Afterburn   +100% damage bonus vs burning players   Pyros can be shocked   Aftershock is 50% shorter than Afterburn (lasts 5 seconds)	I'm currently working with a fantastic modeler and an equally fantastic artist to create an electricity-based flaregun. With hope, it'll be out by the end of 2017. Here's my proof-of-concept stats for the weapon.
	Secondary The Gravity Well Mk II	Alt-fire : Explode your flare mid-air   +250% blast damage push force   +75% explosion radius   -35% projectile speed penalty   -80% damage   No afterburn	Inspired by the Advanced Weaponiser November 2012 Weapon of the Month of a similar name.

Demoman Weapons
Class	Weapon	Stats	Info/Description
Demoman	Primary The Scot's Last Stand	+45% damage bonus   Firing this weapon knocks back it's shooter   This weapon can be used in Medieval Mode   -85% slower reload   Clip size of 1	The Scot's Last Stand is, at first glace, a worse combination of the Loch-n-Load and the Loose Cannon. Sure, there's a pretty nice damage bonus, but the much slower reload and minuscule clip size means you can only fire a single shot once around every 3 seconds. This weapon is meant to be used for area denial, almost completely stopping a single advance with it's single pill, but it can also be used as a "Finish-Them-Off"-type weapon. If an enemy was caught in a stickybomb trap but did not die, just whip out this weapon and shoot them to finish the job. But watch out! If you miss, they'll most likely get away, regroup, and come back twice as hard. Also, this weapon can be used in Medieval Mode, allowing for an alternative to the all-too-common Demoknight.
	Primary The Bikini Bomber	Does not require ammo   -25% clip size   Grenades are 50% heavier and won't fly as far	Another weapon idea from the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever". The "Grenades are 50% heavier and won't fly as far" attribute was added because without it the weapon would most likely be overpowered and not fun to play against.
	Primary Celtic Clusterer	Fires two grenades at once   +30% blast radius bonus   -35% damage penalty   +2 degrees random projectile deviation   Can only fire with at least 2 grenades in the clip	...Am I gonna get yelled at if I keep using "Biggest Update Ever" weapon concepts?
	Primary Hit-The-Ground Runners	On Sticky Jump Land : Move 40% faster for 5 seconds   Wearer never takes fall damage   -35% blast damage from sticky jumps
	Secondary The Landmine and See	Press M2 to switch between two detonation modes   Landmine Mode : +75% damage bonus, -50% blast radius penalty   Landmine Mode : Stickies automatically detonate when stepped on   Proximity Mode : +75% blast radius bonus, -25% damage bonus   Proximity Mode : Stickies automatically detonate when a small area is entered   -4 stickybombs out   Can't detonate the stickies manually   Stickies quietly beep
	Secondary The Livingston Longshot	+35% faster projectile speed   +25% larger blast radius   Damage penalty scales to charge, up to -65% at full charge
	Secondary The Highlander's Heater	+50% explosive damage resistance on wearer   On Kill : Nearby allies get +25 health   +25% fire damage taken on wearer   Cannot turn while charging   Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs. Gain a mini-crit melee strike after impacting an enemy.
	Melee Saturn Saber	Effect: Orbiting Planets   +35% faster firing rate   Kills turn victim into ice   -2 health per second while deployed   This Weapon has a large melee range and deploys and holsters slower	"A shortsword forged of Saturn's atmosphere. Unfortunately, this means it has to be kept at a constant -260 degrees Celsius to stay solid. You hands are screwed." - The original description I wrote for this weapon, back in 2014.

Heavy Weapons
Class	Weapon	Stats	Info/Description
Heavy	Primary Tereshkova	Shots penetrate players   +10% primary ammo regenerated every 5 seconds   -15% damage penalty	Model featured in icon can be found here I had this weapon idea a few years ago, and posted about it on /r/TF2WeaponIdeas. It shares the name and the "shots penetrate players" attribute of a minigun idea from the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever" page, but that's where the similarities end. The added damage penalty is meant to balance out the strong-but-situational enemy penetration buff. The other buff, a passive 10% primary ammo regeneration, is meant to help Heavies rely less on Engineers and ammo packs. The bonus may also encourage "roamer" play styles, which was not the main intention behind this weapon.
	Primary The Recycler	Shoots a random projectile each shot   (Rockets, Flares, Pills, and Bison Lasers)   -50% slower firing rate   -60% max primary ammo on wearer	This is probably really stupid, but I've always wanted to use a weapon like this. The projectile acts how it would when fired from the weapon it comes from. For example, the rocket would ask like it would when shot from a Rocket Launcher. The same goes for the flares, Grenade Launcher pills, and Righteous Bison lasers.
	Secondary Fatman's Speedy Breastplate	+25% jump height bonus   +30% move speed bonus   -50% move speed while your minigun is spun up   -75 health on wearer	When I was first making this weapon, I forgot that the Gloves of Running Urgently already existed. So, to make it stand out a bit more, I added a jump height bonus and a move speed penalty while the minigun is spinning/spun up. This weapon can be used in conjunction with the GRU, creating a very high-risk-high-reward mobility playstyle. Also, Like the KGB and the GRU, this weapon is named after a Russian security agency.
	Secondary Lockdown Leggings	While Firing Primary : Gain a shield with +90% damage resistance   While Shield Is Deployed : 100% reduction in push force taken   Shield breaks after receiving 300 damage, or getting backstabbed or headshot once   Shield takes 60 seconds to recharge   Shield recharge can be sped up by dealing damage   While Shield Is Deployed : Cannot Move   -10% slower move speed on wearer
	Secondary Russian Roulette	On fire : Fires whole clip in quick succession   +75% faster firing rate   -20% bullet spread penalty   -35% slower reload rate
	Melee The Tobor Toppler	+65% damage bonus vs buildings   -20% slower attack rate   While in MvM Mode:   +65% damage bonus	This weapon was originally conceived as a weapon that could only be used while playing Mann vs. Machine, and would revert to reskin of stock in all non MvM gamemodes. This seemed to harsh to me, so I reworked it. Now, its a situational but useful weapon, as it deals extra damage against buildings, but swings slower. I still wanted to keep the MvM-Exclusive bonuses, but I decided to scrap (heh) them all besides the very nice MvM-only damage bonus.
	Melee Gunmetal Gauntlets	On Hit : Send enemies flying (acts like airblast)   When you hit an enemy against a wall, they receive an additional 50 damage   Press M3 to pounce forward!   -50% damage penalty   -30% slower firing speed	Inspired by Advanced Weaponiser's "Jack and Ripper", with some stats changed to make it even more fun to play with! "Pounce" functions on a charge meter, and takes 30 seconds to recharge once used.

Engineer Weapons
Class	Weapon	Stats	Info/Description
Engineer	Primary The Jumpstart	Teleporters replaced with Speed Pads   Speeds users by up to +40% for a few seconds   Cannot upgrade Speed Pads past level 2	Model featured in icon can be found here Another weapon idea inspired by (stolen from) the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever", this shotgun replaces the incredibly useful Teleporters with "Speed Pads". Two can be placed down at a time. The speed up effect acts identically to the Disciplinary Action's speed boost effect, only it lasts 10 or 15 seconds (depending on the level) opposed to 2. If you couldn't infer from the last sentence, the speed boost lasts longer depending on the Pad's level. The first level boost lasts 10 seconds, and the second level boost lasts 15 seconds. And yes, if you were wondering, those are the only custom stats for the weapon. If not for exchanging your Teleporter for a Speed Pad, this weapon would just be a reskin of the shotgun.
	Secondary The Tagger	Alt-fire: Tag an enemy   Tagged enemies take +35% more incoming damage   Tagged enemies glow green and can be seen through walls   Tag automatically breaks after 10 seconds   Can only tag one target at a time   Tagging deals no damage   -50% damage	Useful for spy-checking.
	Secondary The Orange Box	+50% max metal on wearer   +25% max building health   Cannot upgrade Dispensers past level 1   Cannot upgrade Teleporters past level 1	Get it?
	Secondary The Backpack Beacon	+50% larger Sentry range   +85% larger Dispenser range   Wearer cannot destroy sappers	Get ready to hate Spies even more than you already do now.
	PDA The Man With The Golden PDA	Imbued with an ancient power   Can demolish buildings while they're being sapped, destroying the sapper   Buildings explode on demolition, dealing damage in a radius   Can only demolish buildings when being sapped or at <50% health.   Cannot haul buildings	Pair with "The Backpack Beacon" to make Spies slightly more tolerable to deal with.
	Melee Moving Man's Monkeywrench	No move speed penalty when hauling buildings   +50% faster building construction time   -25% max building health

Medic Weapons
Class	Weapon	Stats	Info/Description
Medic	Primary Cherubim Combustor	Acts like a Flare Gun	Because that's not a bad idea. No sir.
	Primary H. R. Buffnstuf	On Hit Ally : Ally gains +5 health (can overheal up to +25)   On Hit Ally : Ally gains +1% total damage resistance , up to +20%   Damage resistance begins to decay after ally is hit (Ticks away at rate of 2%/s)   -50% clip size penalty
	Primary Detonating Deutscher	Uses Stickybomb Launcher's base stats   Can heal allies based on proximity to explosion (up to +50 health per sticky)   -0.45 sec faster bomb arm time   +25% larger blast radius   Can heal enemy players (-75% healing penalty for enemy players)   -63% clip size penalty	Obviously inspired by Advanced Weaponiser's "Aussie Possie Trap", but is also inspired by the Demoman's Quickiebomb Launcher
	Secondary Die Heilkugel	Heals teammates in a small area   -25% slower healing rate   Cannot Übercharge	According to Google Translate, "Die Heilkugel" is German for "The Healing Ball", which would be pretty accurate for this weapon. Instead of healing one patient, the Die Heilkugel heals all team mates in a small area, in a size similar to the Amputator's healing taunt. To counteract this, the medigun heals slower and cannot Übercharge. Hopefully this will make Medics more valuable and viable in both pushing and defense situations.
	Secondary The Chilliam William	ÜberCharge grants 100% slow chance to heal target   +20% ÜberCharge rate   +40% fire damage resistance   -15% slower move speed	The Chilliam William is a combination of two weapon ideas I had. A medigun that gives it's patient the ability to slow down targets, much like the Natascha, and an ice-based weapon to counter Pyros (it would probably be a flare gun, or an "anti-flare gun" in this case). The slower move speed makes the Medic just slightly faster than a Demoman, at 96% speed. This weapon may be favored more for it's fire resistance than it's slowdown capabilities, as the recent Pyro buff against Medics added in the Meet Your Match Update has made Pyros much more of a bane on a Medic's existance. Name is inspired by the "Me, an Intellectual" joke, which is rather prominent on Tumblr at the time of writing. The backpack model is the icon. The medigun itself is unchanged, besides the basic team coloring replaced with "Waterlogged Lab Coat" team coloring.
	Secondary Ein-Mann-Armee	+50 max health   Build "Blitztod" by receiving or dealing damage   On Full "Blitztod" : Press M3 to gain Kritz, Quick-Fix heals, and ÜberCharge invulnerability   -20% shorter ÜberCharge duration   Cannot build ÜberCharge normally	Takes 650 damage taken or dealt (or a combination of the two) to charge.
	Secondary The Nirvana Nurse	On Über: Every teammate instantly heals 50% of their max HP and becomes invulnerable, no matter where they are   +225% slower Übercharge build rate   +35% slower heal rate   -75% Übercharge duration	Keep the Medic safe, and you will be deliciously rewarded
	Melee The Mercy Kill	+150% greater jump height   Extend wings to slow descent   No fall damage on wearer   No self healing	It's a replacement for the Medic's most important weapon AND it's an Overwatch joke! What luck!

Sniper Weapons
Class	Weapon	Stats	Info/Description
Sniper	Primary The Big Top Bushman	Gain 'Showoff' on headshots   Press 'Reload' to activate Showoff when full   While under Showoff : +50% faster reload   While under Showoff : Marked for Death   -35% damage on body shot	'Showoff' works identically to the Hitman's Heatmaker's 'Focus', but of course with different effects. It takes 3 headshots to fully charge the Showoff meter. The Showoff meter lasts 10s normally, but this can be extended by 3s with each additional headshot you make while under it's effects.
	Primary The Cursed Decapitator	Unusual Effect : Haunted Phantasm   While Scoped : Bullets seek out heads in a small radius   On Scoped Shot: -10 health per shot   On Headshot : -25 health   No healing from any source while active	Radius is 32 hammer units. "You want me to enchant your rifle? Fine, then. What do you request?" "..." "Easier kills, eh? I will enhance your weapon in this way, but do remember that power has a price."
	Primary The Semi-Automatic Shooter	Fires in bursts of three   +60% faster firing rate   Can headshot without charging   +80% max primary ammo bonus   Clip size of 12   Cannot zoom   Can only fire with full clip   +15% bullet spread penalty
	Primary Cupid's Chokehold	+150% damage bonus   +50% projectile speed bonus   Cannot headshot   +150% slower reload rate   +200% slower draw rate
	Secondary Submarine Gun	While "Wet" : Deals mini-critical damage   While "Wet" : +35% firing rate bonus   While "Dry" : -30% reload rate penalty   -30% damage penalty

Spy Weapons
Class	Weapon	Stats	Info/Description
Spy	Primary The Cue Card	Shoots a cueball   Cueball can be reflected by Pyros   On hit below waist : Cueball stuns opponent for 2 seconds   -25% damage bonus   -85% clip size penalty
	Melee Garcon Bebe	This weapon deploys +75% faster   On Frontal Attack : Victim is forced to laugh   Backstabs do mini-critical damage   On Frontal Attack vs Enemy Scout : You are Marked for Death. Scout is forced to melee until your death	"Look at this f**kin' baby This infant, this human child of mine, lord on high I love this prime-quality baby" - Dear Theodosia, Lin-Manuel Miranda
	Melee The Reset Button	Press M3 at any time to instantly respawn!   Backstabbed victims have -75% shorter respawn time   -35 health   +15% damage from ranged sources while active	Can be used to quickly get out of a bad situation, or to slow down the enemy team's advancement by "resetting" their Medic, Heavy, or any other team-leader.
	Weapons Horseshoe Magnet	While Deployed :   +50% damage vs buildings   -75% less sapper health   Metal projectiles (Rockets, Flares, Stickies, Grenades, Arrows) are attracted to you
	Weapons E.M.P. Sapper	On Placement : Will disable all buildings in a small radius for 5 seconds   Sapper takes 3 seconds to arm itself before detonation   Can be thrown, and will detonate 3 seconds after it lands   -50% smaller effect radius when thrown   +100% health   Deals no damage
	PDA Counterintelligence Credentials	Sentry detention delayed for 3 seconds while undisguised   Can be healed by enemy Dispensers while undisguised   Fragile Disguise - Any damage received removes your disguise	Inspired by the workshop weapon of the same name
	PDA The Scanner	On Use: Scans map for nearby enemies and randomly disguises as one   +50% faster disguise rate   Cannot disguise normally   This weapon deploys +60% slower   This weapon holsters +35% slower	I posted a similar concept on /r/TF2WeaponIdeas a few years ago, but I wasn't entirely happy with the stats. I've since reworked them, and I'm much more happy with these ones.
	PDA 2 The Smokebombs	On Use: Throw a bomb that detonates after 3 seconds, creating a large smoke explosion   On Explosion: Gain 75% damage resistance from all sources for 6 seconds   On Explosion : Gain 25% speed boost for 6 seconds   Wearer cannot cloak   User only has 12 bombs per life	This weapon is meant to replace the Invis Watch. The bombs, although incredibly limited, are rather strong. Leaving large smoke explosions and giving the Spy very strong buffs, this may be a very overpowered weapon. The limited number of bombs per life, a measly and unrechargeable 12, is meant to balance the weapon out.

All-Class Weapons
Classes	Weapon	Stats	Info/Description
,,, Soldier,Pyro,Heavy,Engineer	Primary/Secondary The Fler Kulor	+25% faster firing rate   +50% bullets per shot   -50% reload rate   -65% clip size penalty	"Fler Kulor" translates to "More Bullets" in Swedish (according to Google), and MAN does this weapon live up to it's name! With a many more pellets per shot and faster firing, this weapon is meant to be viable shotgun replacement comparable to the Scout's Force-A-Nature. The "-65% clip size" penalty will reduce this weapon's clip size to 2 from the original 6. The reload is much slower, and reloading the entire clip takes as long as reloading 4 bullets in a normal shotgun.
	Primary/Secondary The Leveler	This weapon levels up every 350 damage dealt   Level 1 : +45% faster reloading   Level 2 : +15% move speed bonus   Level 3 : 25% chance to ignite target on hit   -67% clip size   -20% damage penalty	I'm going to level with you. This probably isn't a good mechanic.
, Scout,Engineer	Secondary The Kraftig 83	Shoots a heavy, high-powered laser   Damage quickly lessens over a short radius   +500% maximum damage   -75% minimum damage   +35% damage vulnerability on wearer	Based on a Dr. Grordbort weapon. Falloff radius is roughly equal to the range of the Buff Banner.
,,,,, Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Medic, Sniper	Melee The Crutch	While active :   All damage returned as health   -10 health on swing   -15% slower move speed

Changelog

November 1st, 2014

• Created page

August 10th, 2017

• Massive page overhaul
• Added "Fler Kulor", "Chilliam William", "Die Heilkugel", and "The Recycler"

August 11th, 2017

• Added "Muckwalkers" and "The New Zealand Bug Zapper"

August 12th, 2017

• Added many new weapon concepts
  • "The Speed Demon", "Tereshkova", "Cherubim Combustor", "The Mercy Kill", "The Garcon Bebe", "Counterintelligence Credentials", and "The Scanner"

August 14th, 2017

• Added new weapon concepts
  • "Gehrig's Gattler", "The Heifathon 88", "The Saturn Saber", and "The Kraftig 83"

August 16th, 2017

• Fixed some minor grammatical errors
• Removed the "The" prefix from "The Tereshkova", "The Speed Demon", and "The Heifathon 88"
• 'Reworked the following weapons based on feedback'
  • Tereshkova
    • Removed the "+50% max primary ammo on wearer" bonus attribute
    • Added the "+10% of ammo regenerated every 5 seconds on wearer" bonus attribute
  • The Scot's Last Stand
    • Reduced the damage bonus from "+60%" to "+45%"
    • Removed the "No blast damage falloff" bonus attribute
    • Added the "-25% less splash damage falloff" bonus attribute
    • Removed the "Cannonballs explode on contact with any surface" attribute
  • The New Zealand Bug Zapper
    • Reworded the "Fires straight from the reserve ammo" attribute to be more concise and understandable
    • Added a "This weapon deploys +35% faster" bonus attribute
    • Reduced the secondary ammo bonus from "+167%" to "+33%", or from "200" reserve ammo to "100" reserve ammo
    • Removed the "-25% damage penalty" attribute
    • Arc damage no longer deals less damage
    • Lowered the arc radius by 33%
• Updated the descriptions of the changed weapons to better reflect their current state.
• Added a changelog. Guess what you're reading right now!

August 20th, 2017 #1

• Removed the "10% chance to ignite target" bonus attribute from the Heifathon 88.
• Using the "Garcon Bebe" on a Scout will no longer give them mini-crits.
• Using the "Garcon Bebe" on a Scout will now mark its user for death for a short time.
• Added the 'Pyro' section, and two new weapons.
  • "The Fanflare" and "The Leveler"
• Added "The Pshoooes", "The F-Bomb", "The Overclocker", and "The Big Top Bushman".

August 20th, 2017 #2

• Fixed some grammar
• The Pshoooes
  • Fixed the "Press M3 at any time to run +25% faster for 8 seconds!" attribute not displaying in blue font
• Saturn Saber
  • Added an Unusual effect (Orbiting Planets) to the weapon
  • Removed the "+20% damage bonus" attribute
  • Added the "+35% firing rate" bonus attribute
  • Added the "-2 health per second" negative attribute
  • Fixed the "Victims turn to ice upon death" attribute not displaying in red text
  • Reworded the "Victims turn to ice upon death" attribute to be more concise.
• Die Heilkugel
  • Reduced holster speed penalty from +80% slower to +50%
  • Added the "This weapon deploys +80% slower" negative attribute
• Counterintelligence Credentials
  • User can no longer use enemy Teleporters while undisguised
  • User can now use enemy Dispensers while undisguised
  • Reworded the "Fragile Disguise" negative attribute to be more concise

August 22th, 2017

• Reworked some page formatting. It should now look better on "mobile-friendly" versions of this page.
• Made most item descriptions one block of text, instead of many several, smaller, often one line long blocks.
• Added the 'Engineer' section, and two new weapons.
  • "The Jumpstart" and "The Tagger"
  • Die Heilkugel
• Fixed the "Heals teammates in a small area" bonus attribute not displaying in blue
  • The Muckwalkers
• Removed the ability to resist bleed.
• Reworded the description to be more concise.
• I have plans to change the stylization of the page soon to something more like the Advanced Weaponiser or Custom Weapons 2 pages. Please message me your thoughts on if I should do this or not.

August 23rd, 2017

• Removed the Gehrig's Gattler.
• Removed The Muckwalkers.
• Changed the icon for The Scot's Last Stand.
• Added two new Sniper weapons, The L.M.A.O. and The Crutch, which should work well together.
• Reworked the following weapons
  • Heifathon 88
    • Removed the +26% firing rate boost.
    • Added "On Kill: +10% damage bonus, up to +40%" bonus.
  • Die Heilkugel
    • Removed the deploying and holstering speed penalties.
  • The Tagger
    • Moved the ability to tag to alt-fire. It can now function like a regular pistol, albeit with a -50% damage penalty
    • Removed the ability for Sentries to target tagged victims, as it made the weapon seem like a worse Wrangler.
    • Increased the amount of incoming damage taken by a tagged enemy from +20% to +35%.
    • Tagged enemies now glow green and through walls
  • The Leveler
    • Now all-class.

August 27th, 2017 #1

• Added the Metal Cleats, Ro-Bat, and the Bikini Bomber.

August 27th, 2017 #2

• Metal Cleats
  • Renamed to The Killroy Kickers
  • Removed the "Deals bleed damage to the person you land on" attribute
  • Added the "Deals 3x falling damage to the person you land on" attribute

August 28th, 2017

• The Killroy Kickers
  • Added a new icon
• Added "The Orange Box" and "The Backpack Beacon" for the Engineer
• The Big Top Bushman
  • Renamed "Showmanship" to "Showoff"
  • Activating "Showoff" no longer gives you a team-colored glow
  • Activating "Showoff" now marks the user for death
  • Added the "-35% damage on body shot" penalty

August 30th, 2017

• Replaced the "Level 1 X" text with a little blurb, similar to the now defunct "Biggest Update Ever"
• Added the Fatman's Speedy Breastplate, Ein-Mann-Armee, Prototype SM2, and The Celtic Clusterer
• Updated the descriptions of some weapons to better explain how they work or to update them
• The Bikini Bomber
  • Removed the "-35% slower projectile speed" penalty
  • Added the "Grenades are heavy and won't fly as far" penalty
• The Backpack Beacon
  • Increased the Sentry range bonus from "+35%" to "+50%"
  • Increased the Dispenser range bonus from "+65%" to "+85%"
  • Removed the "-50% damage vs building" penalty
  • Added the "Wearer cannot destroy sappers" penalty
• Cherubim Combustor
  • Removed all previous stats
  • Now functions identically to the Flare Gun
• The Fler Kulor
  • Removed the "+67% ammo capacity" bonus
  • Increased the bullets per shot bonus from "+30%" to "+50%"
  • Increased the clip size penalty from "+34%" to "+65%"
  • Added the "+50% reload rate" penalty
• The Kraftig 83
  • Now shoots a standard laser instead of a laser ball
  • Increased maximum damage bonus from "+500%" to "+900%"

August 31th, 2017

• Updated the Attack and Defense classes' weapons to use the new page format. I still need to change the Support and All-Class weapons.
  • A Demoman weapon table was made, but has strangely vanished. His weapon sheet shall be made alongside the previously mentioned ones.
  • The changes for the Demoman's weapons, although not included, are listed below
• The Pshoooes
  • Increased recharge penalty from "+40%" to "+41.3%".
• Ro-Bat
  • Reduced firing rate penalty from "-40%" to "-35%".
  • Increased damage required to charge "Tobor" from "300" to "350".
  • "Tobor" now sets it's user's max health to 500 when activated, instead of overhealing them by 500HP.
  • "Tobor" no longer disables the ability to jump when activated.
  • "Tobor" now disables the ability to double jump when activated.
  • "Tobor" Can now only be activated once per life.
• The Scot's Last Stand
  • Changed the weapon icon to the "Loose Cannon", which it used once before
  • Removed the "+25% less splash damage falloff" bonus.
  • Can now be used in Medieval Mode
  • Now has "Force-A-Nature"-like knockback when firing, but only for it's user
• The Celtic Clusterer
  • Changed the weapon icon to the image "The Scot's Last Stand" was using
    • Humorously enough, the icon's name is "AW_Celtic_Clusterer".

August 31th, 2017

• Finished updating the page layout
• The L.M.A.O
  • Changed name to The Cursed Decapitator to remove it's connections with a popular hacking program
  • Added the "Unusual Effect : Haunted Phantasm" attribute
  • Reduced the healing penalty while active from "-90%" to "-75%"
  • Increased headshot seeking radius from "32 Hammer Units" to "40 Hammer Units".
• The Crutch
  • Made an all-class weapon, excluding the Engineer and Spy
  • Removed the "-35% damage penalty" attribute
  • Added the "-10 health on swing" penalty
• The Kraftig 83
  • Reduced maximum damage bonus from "+900%" to "+500%"

September 5th, 2017 #1

• The "Scout Weapons" table now starts open instead of collapsed.

September 5th, 2017 #2

• Added The Specialist, The 5 Minute Energy, The Torpedo Tube, the Tactical Fluke, The Flashpoint, The Gravity Well Mk II, The Fresh Air, The Landmine and See, The Highlander's Heater, The Baby Bites, and The Man With The Golden PDA.

September 16th, 2017

• Added the Chocolate Mad Milk, the Strawberry Mad Milk, The See-You-Later Skater Boy, the Oilotov, the Hit-The-Ground Runners, The Livingston Longshot, the Russian Roulette, the Lockdown Leggings, and the Gunmetal Gauntlets.
• The Fresh Air
  • Reworked the stats to be closer to how it would work in real-life.
• Writer's Note: In the off chance that anyone reads this, or even this page for that matter, I just want to tell you that I currently have an additional 12 weapon concepts that I planned to add tonight, but since the website is currently acting a bit janky I wont add them just yet. I also planned to upload special icons for some of these weapons, even a few that were added today. But, like a said a sentence or two ago, the website is acting weird, so I cant.

September 28th, 2017

• Added the Moving Man's Monkeywrench, H. R. Buffnstuf, Detonating Deutscher, The Nirvana Nurse, The Semi-Automatic Shooter, Cupid's Chokehold, Crockercorp Reverse Appearifier Rifle, The Submarine Gun, The Cue Card, The Reset Button, Horseshoe Magnet, and E.M.P. Sapper.
• The Man With The Golden PDA
  • Added the "Cannot haul buildings" penalty
• Ein-Mann-Armee
  • Fixed a coding error that made the attributes display incorrectly
• Heifathon 88
  • Reworded the stacking damage bonus attribute
  • Added a "-20% firing rate penalty" attribute

October 30th, 2017

• Added the Flamin' Barbeque Steak

November 22nd, 2017

• 5-Minute Energy
  • Increased the maximum health penalty from -10 to -15
• Chocolate Mad Milk
  • Removed, as I am unhappy with it's current design
• Strawberry Mad Milk
  • Decreased ally healing, from 65% to 50% of max health, to match the Medium Health Kit
  • Increased enemy healing, from 10% to 20.5% of max health, to match the Small Health Kit
  • Renamed to Beste Beer
• See-You-Later Skater Boy
  • Dropped the "Boy" in the name
  • Removed the "If you hit a wall, you become stunned for 2 seconds" penalty
  • Added the "While Deployed: User in forced into third-person mode" neutral attribute
• Ro-Bat
  • Removed double-jump and restriction to melee penalties on "Tobor" activation
  • Added a 50% reduced healing penalty on "Tobor" activation
  • Decreased melee damage needed to fill the "Tobor" meter from 350 to 300
• Overclocker
  • Removed previous stats
  • New stats:
    • While Deployed:
    • +25% faster banner fill rate
    • +50% larger banner effect area
    • -15% firing rate penalty
    • User is marked for death
• Tactical Fluke
  • Increased damage penalty from 50% to 100%
  • Decreased recharge rate from 45 to 30 seconds.

December 2nd, 2017

• Prototype SM2
  • Added "+25% max primary ammo on wearer" bonus
  • Increased damage penalty from -75% to -85%
  • Added “No Afterburn” penalty
  • Added 65% faster airblast refire time bonus
  • Removed holster and deploy speed penalties
  • Removed "Reflected projectiles move +20% faster" bonus
• The Flashpoint
  • The laser can now be reflected
  • Added "+100% damage bonus vs burning target" bonus
  • Updated image icon
• The Flashpoint
  • Decreased projectile speed penalty from -50% to -35%
  • Removed clip size penalty
  • Updated image icon
• The Fresh Air
  • Removed, as I'm unhappy with it.
• The Oilotov
  • Removed, as it's too close to the new Gas Passer
  • I did it first, Valve!
• The Lockdown Leggings"
  • Reduced shield damage resistance from 100% to 90%
  • Reduced damage taken before shield breaks from 500 to 300
  • Increased recharge rate from 40 to 60
  • Added “Shield recharge can be sped up by dealing damage” bonus
• The Baby Bites
  • Removed, as it's too close to the new Second Banana
  • Really, Valve? Twice?
• Russian Roulette
  • Increased firing rate bonus from +60% to +75%
  • Decreased bullet spread penalty from -35% to -20%
  • Increased reload rate penalty from -20% to -35%
• Flamin’ Barbeque Steak
  • Removed, as I’m unhappy with it.
• Gunmetal Gauntlets
  • Reduced damage taken when hitting a wall from 80 to 50
  • Changed pounce hotkey from alt-fire to mouse 3
  • Reduced fire rate penalty from -40% to -30%
  • Reduced fist push bonus. Before it acted like airblast with increased push, now acts like normal airblast.
  • Made “Pounce” function on a recharge meter
    • 30 seconds between pounces

December 8th, 2017

• Big Top Bushman
  • Showoff now enables on "Reload" press, instead of automatically.
• The Cursed Decapitator
  • Reduced headshot seek radius from 40hu to 32hu
  • Removed healing reduced while active penalty
  • Added “No healing from any source while active” penalty
  • Removed “cannot fire if health is less than 25%” attribute
• Semi-Automatic Shooter
  • Added “+80% primary ammo” bonus
  • Added “Clip size of 15” attribute
  • Added “reloads with a clip” attribute
  • Reduced bullet spread penalty from -25% to -15%
  • Removed “fire in 3 shots before reloading” attribute
  • Added “Fires in short bursts of three”
  • Removed “cannot fire until fully reloaded” penalty
  • Reduced firing rate bonus from +75% to +60%
• Cupid's Chokehold
  • Added “Cannot headshot” penalty
  • Reduced reload rate penalty from +350% to +150%
  • Added “+200% slower draw rate” penalty
• Crockercorp Reverse Appearifier Rifle
  • Removed, as I’m unhappy with it.
• New Zealand Bug Zapper
  • Removed, as I’m unhappy with it.
• Submarine Sub-Machine Gun
  • Made the “While ‘wet’” negative attribute “While dry”

December 14th, 2017

• The Lockdown Leggings
  • Decreased move speed penalty from -15% to -10%