The Last Will and Testament of Zepheniah Mann

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The Last Will and Testament of Zepheniah Mann
The Last Will and Testament of Zepheniah Mann aka Issue 97.jpg
To my layabout, brain defective sons, Blutarch and Redmond, I leave the greatest curse of all - partnership. What land I have purchased in this new world is to be split evenly between you both. You have wasted your lives bickering over nothing, and so I leave you dimwits something of consequence over which to feud.

The Last Will and Testament of Zepheniah Mann is storyline content revealed in stages through hidden pages published in major updates.

Nominally, the Last Will and Testament was originally presented as the background for the game's first Halloween event, first Haunted map, and first Halloween Monster. However, in the course of his bequests, Zepheniah Mann describes his reasons for relocating to the Badlands and his unpleasant experiences there. Particularly, Zepheniah expressed his displeasure with his twin sons; and, so, he evenly divided the lands he purchased in the Americas between the two, establishing the basis for their conflict in the Badlands, known in the context of the Team Fortress 2 game as the Gravel War.

Moreover, Zepheniah made bequests to other particular persons, thereby introducing them to the storyline. To Barnabus Hale he granted Mann & Sons Munitions Concern, which eventually became Mann Co. with Barnabus Hale's grandson Saxton Hale as CEO. To his maidservant Elizabeth, he gave the residue of his estate – Elisabeth is widely considered to be represented in the Family Portrait as the woman sitting next to Zepheniah, bearing a passing fair resemblance to the Administrator.

In the original publication, certain lines of testament are obscured by "fool's gravel", which, when revealed in a later hidden page as part of the ARG for the Mann vs. Machine Update, introduced a surprise character scheming to acquire the true wealth of Mann Co.. Zephaniah's "miracle" gravel is interpreted as Australium, which is placed under Elizabeth's protection.

Synopsis

  • Zepheniah Mann vows to haunt the earth as a horrifying poltergeist.
  • Zepheniah Mann spent his entire fortune speculating on gravel in New Mexico, but found only sand.
  • He declares that he suffered many medical conditions; somewhat fantastically named, several are real conditions, but using 19th Century diagnoses, such as superfluous uterus, which is often a hereditary condition.
  • The residue of his estate not given to the "twins" or to Barnabus Hale is left to Elizabeth.
  • He gives Mann & Sons Munitions Concern (Mann Co.) to Barnabus Hale.
  • His properties in the Americas are evenly split between his two "brain defective" sons, Redmond and Blutarch.
  • [Hidden for three years until the Mann vs. Machine Update]
    • Zephaniah places his cache of "miracle" gravel under the sworn protection of Elizabeth.
    • Zephaniah mentions a third "weakling son", Gray, who is after the "miracle" gravel.

Transcript

Updates and references

See also: Hidden pages, ARG, Comics
2009
  • In the update page of Haunted Hallowe'en Special, the last will was introduced inside a hidden page, with some text covered by sand.
    • There is also a secret link inside the former page, which leads to another hidden page displaying a fragmentary portrait of Mann family.
    • The family portrait was later seen in the first TF2 storyline comic WAR!, kept by the Administrator on her control panel.
2010
2012
  • During an ARG event before the Mann vs. Machine Update, the full version of the last will was revealed in a hidden page.
    • Despite not being connected to the last will directly, a birth certificate was also revealed in the event, mentioning Gray for the first time, as well as naming the midwife as Patience Meriwether and relating the sons to the Darling family through their mother.
2014
  • In the comic Catch-Up, the story of Mann family, as written in the last will, was retrospected by Saxton Hale.

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