User:LingoSalad

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Me

Steam name : LingoSalad

TF2 Backpack: http://www.tf2items.com/id/LingoSalad

My Contributions: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/LingoSalad


TEST

A list of the Hat Describing Contest Winners. Note only the hats that were in the contest are included in this table.


and grave dust.
Winner Item Description
[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16703947&postcount=92

TheTwoTonHammer]

Backpack Batter's Helmet.png You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of

plastic!

[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16728530&postcount=238

PrO-bOy]

Backpack Bonk Helm.png When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
[ Backpack Ye Olde Baker Boy.png Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
[ link=Baseball  Bill's Sports Shine Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down

with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?

[ Backpack Troublemaker's Tossle Cap.png Straight outta control point.
[ Backpack Whoopee Cap.png You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion

for the discerning youth.

[ Backpack Soldier's Stash.png This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling.
[ Backpack Tyrant's Helm.png I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
[ Backpack Stainless Pot.png Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup.
[ Backpack Killer's Kabuto.png A haiku for war.

To defeat one's enemies. Honor the crocket.

[ link=Sergeant's Drill  Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't

feel like shouting yourself hoarse.

[ link=Gentle  Manne's Service Medal Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep,

nourishment, or a social life.

[ Backpack Pyro's Beanie.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ Backpack Brigade Helm.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ link=Respectless  Rubber Glove It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
[ Backpack Triboniophorus Tyrannus.png At least he's still telling you to burn things.
[ link=Vintage  Merryweather Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to

quell his flames.

[ link=Whiskered  Gentleman The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the

discerning gentleman of conflagration.

[ Backpack Demoman's Fro.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ Backpack Glengarry Bonnet.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ link=Scotsman's  Stove Pipe This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ link=Hustler's  Hallmark This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ link=Tippler's  Tricorne Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out.
[ Backpack Football Helmet.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ Backpack Officer's Ushanka.png This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands.
[ Backpack Tough Guy's Toque.png Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's

criticizing your fashion sense.

[ Backpack Hound Dog.png Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
[Valve (?) Backpack Heavy Duty Rag.png It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
[ Backpack Mining Light.png For Engineers with bright ideas.
[ Backpack Engineer's Cap.png Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering

actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.

[ link=Texas Slim's  Dome Shine Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
[ Backpack Hotrod.png Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from

your eyeballs.

[ Backpack Safe'n'Sound.png eballs."

Safe'n'Sound: foxtrot261: "It gets difficult trying to calculate the total

external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of

momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around

you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!

[ link=Prussian  Pickelhaube A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point.
[ Backpack Vintage Tyrolean.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ Backpack Otolaryngologist's Mirror.png We can't pronounce it either.
[Valve (This description was given before the contest.) Backpack Ze Goggles.png Nothing.
[ link=Gentleman's  Gatsby While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its

own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone,

whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery

with a well-polished bonesaw.

[ Backpack Physician's Procedure Mask.png Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
[ Backpack Trophy Belt.png Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.

It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.

[ link=Professional's  Panama A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
[ link=Master's Yellow  Belt Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna,

stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.

[ link=Ritzy  Rick's Hair Fixative His bullet was close.

I lost my hat. My bullet was closer. He lost his head.

[ link=Shooter's Sola  Topi Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
[ link=Bloke's Bucket  Hat Gone Snipin'.
[ Backpack Fancy Fedora.png This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a

handsome rogue.

[ link=Backbiter's  Billycock For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top.
[ link=Magistrate's  Mullet They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also

invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.

[ ? Backpack Frenchman's Beret.png Because real espionage is an artform.
[ Backpack Camera Beard.png You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
[ Backpack Cheater's Lament.png Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and

incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been

rewarded.

[ Backpack Bill's Hat.png Left 4 You.
[ link=Alien Swarm  Parasite This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and

place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.

[ link=Modest Pile of  Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
[ link=Noble  Amassment of Hats For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
[ link=Towering  Pillare of Hats A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the

majesty of my TOWER of HATS.

[ Backpack Mercenary.png Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
[ link=Soldier of  Fortune Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it

better.

[ Backpack Grizzled Veteran.png Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone,

they'll know they weren't the first.

[ Backpack Primeval Warrior.png A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even

started.

[ Backpack Ghastly Gibus.png
[ Backpack Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.png Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.