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— @nti-tank wondering why you're here rather than contributing to the Wiki.
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G'day, pikers! Lancer anti-tank Rocket here doing my part for the updating of the Wiki.
What I do in TF2
I have nearly 2000 Hours in Team Fortress 2 and wear a Gold (Previously Silver until they added the Platinum Version) 119th Medal on my Chest (Unless I choose to switch out to my (Not so) Shiny Dueling Badge or Freelance Police Badge, or even some Shades) to symbolize my dominance over people who were later to the party. However, I'm not much of an actual Player, meaning I don't spend much time (If any) in the actual game. That doesn't mean I idled for all them hours (Only about 1/20 of 'em), I tend to frequent the more lazy servers where people don't kill each other on sight as much (Meaning it still happens at times) such as GamingDeluxe's #5 Server, which hosts achievement_turbo. If someone does attack me though, I tend to fight back and I can go in hard for Revenge or Payback (Killing my Killer, but not being Dominated by them at the time).
My checklist
I should really tell you what I have if you are seriously interested in something.
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This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.
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This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
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This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.
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This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.
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This user has a native understanding of English.
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Cet utilisateur dispose d’un niveau intermédiaire de connaissance en français.
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This user has logged 1000+ hours total in Team Fortress 2.
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This user is hellbent on Revenge. GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!
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This user constantly calls for MEDIC!
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This user is buildin' a Sentry
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This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.
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This user loves to rename their items.
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This user loves to trade items.
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This user loves to collect crates and is a crate addict.
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This user has collected the Haunted Metal Scrap AND the Headtaker, AND the Halloween Hats related to the Metal! Muahahahaha!
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This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
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This user is a Gentleman!
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If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.
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This user wreaks havoc on the Wiki?...
“Nope”
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Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap twice over? You see, Lancer anti-tank Rocket and a buddy of theirs named Keith were hanging out one day and saw this sign that said this gun store owner was giving away free hats as part of this promotion for some game or something. Now, at this point in time it is important to note that Keith was carrying a frying pan for reasons that might not make much sense at first, but you'll understand why later. Well as it just so happens, the day prior to that, Keith had managed to inflict first degree burns over ninety percent of his body due to his poor cooking skills. By the way, if anyone ever tells you that flipping bacon is easy, they're lying. Anyways, so Keith had been holding on to that same pan ever since then because every time he moved his hand the skin stretched and started to hurt, so he just figured "Hey, I'll just keep holding on to it, right?" Well as it turns out, it wasn't such a hot idea because... oh wait hold on, I think I hear a Boomer...
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This user has earned 368 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 71%!
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This user has spent 1921 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!
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This user owns 38 hats! (Probably 37 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
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This user has earned 17 of the 47 general achievements. That's 36%!
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This user has earned all of the 5 Scarechievements!
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This user has earned all of the 4 Ghostchievements!
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This user has earned 38 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 93%!
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This user has earned 38 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 90%!
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This user has earned 38 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 88%!
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This user has earned 38 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 86%!
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This user has earned all of the 39 Medic achievements!
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This user has earned all of the 38 Heavy achievements!
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This user has earned 38 of the 40 Pyro achievements. That's 95%!
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This user has earned 37 of the 38 Spy achievements. That's 97%!
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This user has earned all of the 38 Engineer achievements!
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This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”
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Wrench smashin' mah Spy!
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This user shows off their sweet combo skills with the Gunslinger! Bam! Pow! Hah!
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This user drinks far too much coffee.
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This user drinks far too much tea.
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This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.
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This user drinks far too much Pepsi.
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This user is British, and damn proud of it.
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This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
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This user owns The Orange Box.
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This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.
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This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a 'Namvet, a College Girl, a Soon-to-be IT Manager, and a Biker who hates nearly everything.
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This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a Gambler in a $3,000 Suit, a former Linesman who's now a Coach, a Southern Storyteller and an unfortunate Reporter.
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This user's computer has Intel inside.
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This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
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Are you still here? That's all of 'em!