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User Mikado282 Manko, Kansas.jpg
Manko, Kansas.


TF Industries, Kansas


Look very close ...
Team Fortress 2, Kansas.
See also User:Mikado282/Remembering 68.

A gallery for personal TF2 IRL images. Please, click the pictures and links for more explanations of how I experience TF2 everywhere.

Comments are welcome on the Talk page.

User Mikado282 Granary, Kansas.png

When I was 15 years old, I started driving 30 ton loads of grain to Granaries like this. It was easy to convince East Coast city kids that the silos held nuclear missiles; which of course we all know is absolutely true.

When I first started playing TF2, BLU's "modern" architecture (like Dustbowl 3rd stage) reminded me specifically of the post-war concrete architecture of this Farmer's CO-OP General Office and Feed Service Center. After I had managed to break addictions to Railroad Tycoon and Civilization, it was the nostalgia of Team Fortress 2 that sucked me back in.

Compare with File:Bluarchitechture.png.

To be fair, here is the RED elevator, rare now (because the ones that were still being used and taken care of were painted white or silver after WWII). Compare with File:Redarchitechture.png. The classic red paint was a frugal homemade mixture of skimmed milk, lime, and red iron oxide.


Loadouts

User Mikado282 IRL Loadout 01.png
(Heading out to split wood one evening, I thought I should share my loadouts:)
My evening and weekend loadout: (clockwise from lower left) Back Scratcher (note the authentic antique stamped-metal tines), Wrench, Equalizer, Homewrecker, Axe, Shovel (entrenching tool), Hot Hand (20,000 Volt insulated gloves), and Market Gardener! I have had this equipment for years before Team Fortress 2 was released!
User Mikado282 Medieval Mode.png
This is how we did Medieval Mode before the Internet. I made the chain mail hauberk myself, which is how people spent their time before Steam. The picture was taken on or about the day my Medieval Wikicap dropped.

The picture is after I wore out my IRL Mantreads; I'll show them to you after I find the second one.

User Mikado282 wearing his Mantreads.jpg
Ah, here are my IRL Mantreads!
Yes, we really did play A/D Medieval Mode here!

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Halloween goodie hauls

Every year, for the month of October and several days into November, a time of enchantments, hauntings, family curses, and contract completionism falls upon the real life of Mikado282:

North Badlands IRL (vacation trip)

Was good trip!
The Heavy

This year we looped around the Northern Badlands, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, which are all either referenced within TF2 or feature the same cultural aspects as northcentral New Mexico.


Darling Zoo, Colorado

The Cheyenne Mountain (Boom) Zoo had a surprising number of reminders of TF2, as if the developers were inspired by the zoo ...

Charles Darling's Triassic Preserve, Utah

Like John Hammond's Jurassic Park and Charles Darling's Triassic Preserve, the Dinosaur National Monument (Utah/Colorado) identifies its focus on pre-Cretaceous dinosaurs. However, all of the dinosaurs in the actual enclosures are Cretaceous dinosaurs. I was quite bemused to see that the outdoor enclosures of the Utah Field House of Natural History State Park Museum has the same five Cretaceous dinosaurs as Darling's so-called Triassic Preserve:

Additional Badlands tourist pictures

Badlands IRL (vacation trip)

Only a moron would live here.

The trip to New Mexico was all set up by my wife (no Steam account), and my adult children were excited to come along, but Her plan was to hit all the National Parks (you know, with the coal mines), not the cities. So we looped around the outskirts of TF2 Badlands, rather than go through Well or Teufort.

Community Petrified Forest strategy

The Visitor Center Gift Shop for the Petrified Forest National Park is right off of the Interstate 40 exit, while the introductory Rainbow Forest Museum with all of the natural history of the park that you really want to start with is over 20 miles away down at the other end of the park.
So, a good way to attack this level is to Spawn early from Holbrook and take U.S. Route 180 to arrive at the park's South Gate at opening time. (Show up a little earlier if you want to cap the Community content just outside the gate.) Capture the museum, trails, and overlooks before the day gets hot as you work north; save the air conditioned Final for the heat of the day.

Locations

Stalking Valve (trip)

My hotel is in walking distance of Valve, and I don't have to go to work until 4AM, sooooo...

Yeah, pretty lame not calling in favors to get in the door, but, I was in town on a bigger job.

*(Hey! I actually could see Valve from my hotel lounge!)


Touring Greater Bellevue, Washington (trip)

I spent a week on a job in Seattle. I stayed in a hotel in Bellevue and took in the surrounding TF2 sights.

Hale Library

A few years back (2018), IRL Hale Library had a book fire (actually, a roof fire; the books were damaged by smoke and water). The library was widely remodeled; and to Saxton’s approval, hardly a book in sight -- it looks more like a retro café.

Actually, there are a few books. One caught my eye; 1968 is a satirical art book by Maurizio Cattelan, who only had a one-year head start on Mikado282 Remembering 1968.

My scout camp trip to Lakeside, South Dakota

I make reference to Lakeside not only because the camp was at a large lake, but coincidentally enough, the lake is lined with massive limestone bluffs, the same Coniacian age and quality of limestone as the Cretaceous limestone on the ancient Egyptian archaeological Giza Plateau.

Miscellaneous

In case you don't know, Payload is by far my favorite mode.

Badlands geology

... gravel as far as the eye can see.

I met the new Geology professor here. He grew up in the Badlands. I mentioned the Rio Grande Rift Valley and Valles Caldera. He replied, "North Central New Mexico is the most beautiful place on Earth." I told him, "You just made my profile!"