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| en = Members of the Degroot family begin production of [[Scottish Handshake|Degroot's Rum]] that the [[Demoman]] would become a fan of centuries later. | | en = Members of the Degroot family begin production of [[Scottish Handshake|Degroot's Rum]] that the [[Demoman]] would become a fan of centuries later. | ||
| de = Mitglieder der DeGroot-Familie beginnen mit der Produktion von [[Scottish Handshake/de|DeGroot's Rum]], von dem der [[Demoman/de|Demoman]] einige Jahrhunderte später ein Fan wird. | | de = Mitglieder der DeGroot-Familie beginnen mit der Produktion von [[Scottish Handshake/de|DeGroot's Rum]], von dem der [[Demoman/de|Demoman]] einige Jahrhunderte später ein Fan wird. | ||
− | | es = Los miembros de la familia DeGroot comenzaron la producción de [[Scottish Handshake/es|Degroot's Rum]], de la que el [[Demoman/es]] se convertiría en gran fan, siglos después | + | | es = Los miembros de la familia DeGroot comenzaron la producción de [[Scottish Handshake/es|Degroot's Rum]], de la que el [[Demoman/es]] se convertiría en gran fan, siglos después. |
| pl = Członkowie rodziny Degroot zaczynają produkcję [[Scottish Handshake/pl|Rumu Degrootów]], której [[Demoman/pl|Demoman]] stanie się fanem wieki później. | | pl = Członkowie rodziny Degroot zaczynają produkcję [[Scottish Handshake/pl|Rumu Degrootów]], której [[Demoman/pl|Demoman]] stanie się fanem wieki później. | ||
| ru = Члены семьи DeGroot начинают производство [[Scottish Handshake/ru|рома DeGroot]], который спустя века становится любимым напитком [[Demoman/ru|подрывника]].}} | | ru = Члены семьи DeGroot начинают производство [[Scottish Handshake/ru|рома DeGroot]], который спустя века становится любимым напитком [[Demoman/ru|подрывника]].}} | ||
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| en = [[Non-player characters#Nicholas Crowder|Old Nick]] turns his boat around to conquer the South Pole while on a voyage to Australia. | | en = [[Non-player characters#Nicholas Crowder|Old Nick]] turns his boat around to conquer the South Pole while on a voyage to Australia. | ||
| de = [[Non-player characters/de#Nicholas Crowder|Old Nick]] deht sein Boot, um den Südpol zu erobern, obwohl er eigentlich nach Australien wollte. | | de = [[Non-player characters/de#Nicholas Crowder|Old Nick]] deht sein Boot, um den Südpol zu erobern, obwohl er eigentlich nach Australien wollte. | ||
− | | es = [[Non-player characters/es#Old Nick|Old Nick]] Cambió el rumbo de su barco para conquistar el Polo Sur mientras iba de viaje hacia Australia | + | | es = [[Non-player characters/es#Old Nick|Old Nick]] Cambió el rumbo de su barco para conquistar el Polo Sur mientras iba de viaje hacia Australia. |
| it = [[Non-player characters#Nicholas Crowder/it|Old Nick]] volse la sua barca alla conquista del Polo Sud durante un viaggio in Australia. | | it = [[Non-player characters#Nicholas Crowder/it|Old Nick]] volse la sua barca alla conquista del Polo Sud durante un viaggio in Australia. | ||
| ja = オーストラリア航海中の[[Non-player characters#Old Nick/ja|オールド・ニック(Old Nick)]]は南極を征服するために船の向きを変えた。 | | ja = オーストラリア航海中の[[Non-player characters#Old Nick/ja|オールド・ニック(Old Nick)]]は南極を征服するために船の向きを変えた。 | ||
| ko = 호주를 항해중이던 [[Non-player characters/ko|올드 닉]]이 남극 정복을 위해 선박의 방향을 바꿈. | | ko = 호주를 항해중이던 [[Non-player characters/ko|올드 닉]]이 남극 정복을 위해 선박의 방향을 바꿈. | ||
| pl = [[Non-player characters/pl#Stary Nick|Stary Nick]] zawraca łódź w celu podbicia Bieguna Południowego podczas swojej podróży do Australii. | | pl = [[Non-player characters/pl#Stary Nick|Stary Nick]] zawraca łódź w celu podbicia Bieguna Południowego podczas swojej podróży do Australii. | ||
− | | pt-br = [[Non-player characters#Old Nick/pt-br|Old Nick]] muda seu navio para conquistar o Polo Sul enquanto indo para a Australia | + | | pt-br = [[Non-player characters#Old Nick/pt-br|Old Nick]] muda seu navio para conquistar o Polo Sul enquanto indo para a Australia. |
| ru = [[Non-player characters#Old Nick|Старый Ник]] поворачивает свою лодку к Австралии. | | ru = [[Non-player characters#Old Nick|Старый Ник]] поворачивает свою лодку к Австралии. | ||
| zh-hans = '''[[Non-player characters#Nicholas Crowder/zh-hans|老尼克]]'''到达了澳大利亚,后来调转了船头,前往了南极。 | | zh-hans = '''[[Non-player characters#Nicholas Crowder/zh-hans|老尼克]]'''到达了澳大利亚,后来调转了船头,前往了南极。 | ||
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| de = Die Firma beginnt mit der Herstellung ihres [[Bottle/de|Produkts]], von dem der Demoman ein Jahrhundert später ein Fan wird. | | de = Die Firma beginnt mit der Herstellung ihres [[Bottle/de|Produkts]], von dem der Demoman ein Jahrhundert später ein Fan wird. | ||
| es = La compañía que produce el [[Bottle/es|scrumpy]] del que el Demoman sería un fan un siglo después empieza a fabricar su producto. | | es = La compañía que produce el [[Bottle/es|scrumpy]] del que el Demoman sería un fan un siglo después empieza a fabricar su producto. | ||
− | | it = La compagnia che produsse lo [[Bottle/it|scrumpy]], del quale il Demolitore sarebbe diventato un grande fan, un secolo dopo iniziò la produzione del suo prodotto | + | | it = La compagnia che produsse lo [[Bottle/it|scrumpy]], del quale il Demolitore sarebbe diventato un grande fan, un secolo dopo iniziò la produzione del suo prodotto. |
| ja = [[Demoman/ja|デモマン]]の[[Bottle/ja|スクランピー]]が製造された。 | | ja = [[Demoman/ja|デモマン]]の[[Bottle/ja|スクランピー]]が製造された。 | ||
| ko = 데모맨이 세기를 넘어서도 좋아하게 되는 [[Bottle/ko|사과 술]]이 생산을 시작함. | | ko = 데모맨이 세기를 넘어서도 좋아하게 되는 [[Bottle/ko|사과 술]]이 생산을 시작함. | ||
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| en = Redmond, Blutarch and Gray Mann are born. Of the three, Gray was "absconded with by that scourge of London, the Eagle". | | en = Redmond, Blutarch and Gray Mann are born. Of the three, Gray was "absconded with by that scourge of London, the Eagle". | ||
− | | es = Nacen Redmon, Blutarch y Gray Mann. De los tres Gray fué "abducido por ese flagelo de Londres, el Águila" | + | | es = Nacen Redmon, Blutarch y Gray Mann. De los tres Gray fué "abducido por ese flagelo de Londres, el Águila". |
| de = Redmond, Blutarch und Gray Mann werden geboren. Gray wird während der großen Adlerplage von einem Adler entführt. | | de = Redmond, Blutarch und Gray Mann werden geboren. Gray wird während der großen Adlerplage von einem Adler entführt. | ||
− | | pl = Redmond, Blutarch oraz Gray Mann są urodzeni. Z ich trójki, Gray zostaje "Czmychnięty przez ten zły los Londynu, Orła" | + | | pl = Redmond, Blutarch oraz Gray Mann są urodzeni. Z ich trójki, Gray zostaje "Czmychnięty przez ten zły los Londynu, Orła". |
| ru = Рэдмонд, Блутарх и Грей Манн родились. Грей был похищен орлом во время лондонского нашествия. | | ru = Рэдмонд, Блутарх и Грей Манн родились. Грей был похищен орлом во время лондонского нашествия. | ||
| zh-hans = 曼恩三兄弟出世;格雷•曼恩被老鹰抓走。 | | zh-hans = 曼恩三兄弟出世;格雷•曼恩被老鹰抓走。 | ||
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| de = Australien versucht, das Weltall zu besiedeln, scheint aber gescheitert zu sein. | | de = Australien versucht, das Weltall zu besiedeln, scheint aber gescheitert zu sein. | ||
| es = Australia intenta colonizar el espacio en esta época. Parecen haber fallado. | | es = Australia intenta colonizar el espacio en esta época. Parecen haber fallado. | ||
− | | it = L'Australia tenta di colonizzare, fallendo nell'impresa | + | | it = L'Australia tenta di colonizzare, fallendo nell'impresa. |
| ja = オーストラリアはこの時点で宇宙を植民地化しようとしていたが、失敗したと思われる。 | | ja = オーストラリアはこの時点で宇宙を植民地化しようとしていたが、失敗したと思われる。 | ||
| ko = 호주가 우주를 식민지화 하려 했지만 실패한 것으로 보임. | | ko = 호주가 우주를 식민지화 하려 했지만 실패한 것으로 보임. | ||
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| ko = Newell and Sons 에서 폭발적으로 "실시간" 게임플레이를 즐길 수 있고 "턴이 필요 없는" 보드 게임 - ''팀 포트리스 2'' - 를 발표함. | | ko = Newell and Sons 에서 폭발적으로 "실시간" 게임플레이를 즐길 수 있고 "턴이 필요 없는" 보드 게임 - ''팀 포트리스 2'' - 를 발표함. | ||
| pl = Newell i Synowie debiutują z "bezturową" grą planszową ''Teams and Fortresses 2'' oferującą wybuchową rozgrywkę "w czasie rzeczywistym". | | pl = Newell i Synowie debiutują z "bezturową" grą planszową ''Teams and Fortresses 2'' oferującą wybuchową rozgrywkę "w czasie rzeczywistym". | ||
− | | pt-br = Newell e Filhos estreiam um jogo ''"sem rodadas" de ''Teams and Fortresses 2'', com explosivos e jogadas em tempo real | + | | pt-br = Newell e Filhos estreiam um jogo ''"sem rodadas" de ''Teams and Fortresses 2'', com explosivos e jogadas em tempo real. |
| ru = Ньюэлл и Сыновья выпускают настольную игру "в реальном времени" под названием ''Teams and Fortresses 2''. | | ru = Ньюэлл и Сыновья выпускают настольную игру "в реальном времени" под названием ''Teams and Fortresses 2''. | ||
| zh-hans = '''纽维尔(Newell)与孩子'''公司推出了一块'''无限制式'''棋盘游戏——'''军团与要塞2'''——能让玩家体验到'''爆炸性的即时感'''。 | | zh-hans = '''纽维尔(Newell)与孩子'''公司推出了一块'''无限制式'''棋盘游戏——'''军团与要塞2'''——能让玩家体验到'''爆炸性的即时感'''。 | ||
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| en = [[Mann Co.]] wins their bid to be the sole munitions supplier to [[Reliable Excavation and Demolition]] and [[Builder's League United]] mercenaries. | | en = [[Mann Co.]] wins their bid to be the sole munitions supplier to [[Reliable Excavation and Demolition]] and [[Builder's League United]] mercenaries. | ||
− | | pl = [[Mann Co./pl|Mann Co.]] wygrywa licytację dzięki której stają się jedynymi dostawcami amunicji dla najemników z korporacji[[RED/pl|"Niezawodna Ekskawacja i Wyburzanie"]] i korporacji [[BLU/pl|"Zjednoczona Liga Budowniczych"]] | + | | pl = [[Mann Co./pl|Mann Co.]] wygrywa licytację dzięki której stają się jedynymi dostawcami amunicji dla najemników z korporacji[[RED/pl|"Niezawodna Ekskawacja i Wyburzanie"]] i korporacji [[BLU/pl|"Zjednoczona Liga Budowniczych"]]. |
| de = [[Mann Co./de|Mann Co.]] erwirbt das Angebot und wird einziger Munitionslieferant für [[RED/de|RED]] und [[BLU/de|BLU]]. | | de = [[Mann Co./de|Mann Co.]] erwirbt das Angebot und wird einziger Munitionslieferant für [[RED/de|RED]] und [[BLU/de|BLU]]. | ||
| ru = [[Mann Co./ru|Манн Ко.]] выигрывает тендер на поставку боеприпасов [[RED/ru|Королевским раскопкам и сносам]] и [[BLU/ru|Союзу инженеров-наемников]]. | | ru = [[Mann Co./ru|Манн Ко.]] выигрывает тендер на поставку боеприпасов [[RED/ru|Королевским раскопкам и сносам]] и [[BLU/ru|Союзу инженеров-наемников]]. | ||
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| en = Jeremy, who will later take on the moniker of [[Scout]], is born in or around this year. | | en = Jeremy, who will later take on the moniker of [[Scout]], is born in or around this year. | ||
− | | ru = Джереми, который позже возьмет прозвище [[Scout/ru| | + | | ru = Джереми, который позже возьмет прозвище [[Scout/ru|Разведчик]], родился приблизительно в этом году. |
}} | }} | ||
| [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=163 {{common string|link}}] | | [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=163 {{common string|link}}] | ||
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| en = Mayor Mike starts making Trevor act like an Italian Stereotype. | | en = Mayor Mike starts making Trevor act like an Italian Stereotype. | ||
− | | de = Der Bürgermeister bringt Trevor dazu, sich wie ein stereotypischer Italiener zu verhalten | + | | de = Der Bürgermeister bringt Trevor dazu, sich wie ein stereotypischer Italiener zu verhalten. |
}} | }} | ||
| [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf02_unhappy_returns/#f=56 {{common string|link}}] | | [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf02_unhappy_returns/#f=56 {{common string|link}}] | ||
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| en = Soldier murders [[NPCs#Tom Jones|Tom Jones]] in his own home. Merasmus, who was Tom Jones' roommate, gets charged for the murder. Merasmus ends up [http://www.teamfortress.com/gravematters/#f=4 in jail] with three other prisoners, one named T-Bone. | | en = Soldier murders [[NPCs#Tom Jones|Tom Jones]] in his own home. Merasmus, who was Tom Jones' roommate, gets charged for the murder. Merasmus ends up [http://www.teamfortress.com/gravematters/#f=4 in jail] with three other prisoners, one named T-Bone. | ||
− | | pl = Żołnierz zabija [[NPCs/pl#Tom Jones|Toma Jones'a]] w jego własnym domu. Merasmus, który był współlokatorem, zostaje oskarżony o morderstwo. Merasmus kończy [http://www.teamfortress.com/gravematters/#f=4 w więzieniu] z trzema innymi więźniami, jednym nazywającym się T=Bone | + | | pl = Żołnierz zabija [[NPCs/pl#Tom Jones|Toma Jones'a]] w jego własnym domu. Merasmus, który był współlokatorem, zostaje oskarżony o morderstwo. Merasmus kończy [http://www.teamfortress.com/gravematters/#f=4 w więzieniu] z trzema innymi więźniami, jednym nazywającym się T=Bone. |
| de = Der Soldier ermordet [[NPCs/de#Tom Jones|Tom Jones]] in dessen eigenem Haus. Merasmus, der Tom Jones' Mitbewohner war, wird wütend. | | de = Der Soldier ermordet [[NPCs/de#Tom Jones|Tom Jones]] in dessen eigenem Haus. Merasmus, der Tom Jones' Mitbewohner war, wird wütend. | ||
| ru = Солдат убивает [[NPCs/ru#Том|Тома Джонса]] в его собственном доме. Маразмус, сожитель Тома, обвиняется в убийстве. Маразмус доживает свои деньки в [http://www.teamfortress.com/gravematters/#f=4 в тюрьме] с тремя другими заключёнными, одного из них зовут T-Bone. | | ru = Солдат убивает [[NPCs/ru#Том|Тома Джонса]] в его собственном доме. Маразмус, сожитель Тома, обвиняется в убийстве. Маразмус доживает свои деньки в [http://www.teamfortress.com/gravematters/#f=4 в тюрьме] с тремя другими заключёнными, одного из них зовут T-Bone. | ||
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| en = Spy, Demoman, and Miss Pauling arrive in Australia. Scout reports that Heavy rejoined the team to Miss Pauling by phone. The Team Fortress Classic team is sent by Gray Mann to hunt the rebuilding Team Fortress 2 team. | | en = Spy, Demoman, and Miss Pauling arrive in Australia. Scout reports that Heavy rejoined the team to Miss Pauling by phone. The Team Fortress Classic team is sent by Gray Mann to hunt the rebuilding Team Fortress 2 team. | ||
− | | pl = Szpieg, Demoman, i Panna Pauling docierają do Australii. Skaut raportuje, że Gruby ponownie dołączył do drużyny Panny Pauling. Drużyna z Team Fortress Classic zostaje wysłana na polowania odbudowującej się drużyny Team Fortress 2 | + | | pl = Szpieg, Demoman, i Panna Pauling docierają do Australii. Skaut raportuje, że Gruby ponownie dołączył do drużyny Panny Pauling. Drużyna z Team Fortress Classic zostaje wysłana na polowania odbudowującej się drużyny Team Fortress 2. |
}} | }} | ||
| [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf03_cold_day_in_hell/ {{common string|link}}] | | [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf03_cold_day_in_hell/ {{common string|link}}] | ||
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| de = Die Schule in Teufort beginnt nach 6 Jahren wieder. | | de = Die Schule in Teufort beginnt nach 6 Jahren wieder. | ||
| pl = Szkoła w Teuforcie zaczyna się po 6 latach odwołania. | | pl = Szkoła w Teuforcie zaczyna się po 6 latach odwołania. | ||
+ | | pl = Вновь открывается Школа Теуфорта, спустя 6 лет, после её закрытия. | ||
}} | }} | ||
| [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf02_unhappy_returns/#f=44 {{common string|link}}] | | [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf02_unhappy_returns/#f=44 {{common string|link}}] |
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17th Century | ||
1680 | Members of the Degroot family begin production of Degroot's Rum that the Demoman would become a fan of centuries later. | Link |
18th Century | ||
1788 - December 18th | Old Nick turns his boat around to conquer the South Pole while on a voyage to Australia. | Link |
1792 | Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. | Link |
19th Century | ||
1808 | The company that produces the scrumpy that the Demoman would become a fan of over a century later begins production of their product. | Link |
1814 - June | An editorial cartoon is published in the Gentle Manne's Monthly entitled "An Editorial Cartoon of Some Insighte" starring the editorial's mascot the Gentle Manne of Leisure along with his "Companione". | Link |
1822 - September 2nd | Redmond, Blutarch and Gray Mann are born. Of the three, Gray was "absconded with by that scourge of London, the Eagle". | Link |
1847 | Claude Huggins, after founding the town of Hugginsville on the site of his wife's death and bear mauling because he was too scared to leave, was bullied into changing the name of the town to Two Farts by a band of roving bullies. Once again too scared to completely change the name, Huggins portmanteau-ed the name Two Farts into Teufort. | Link |
1849 | Gray Mann resurfaces this year and threatens to blackmail Zepheniah Mann for all his Miracle Gravel (Australium). | Link |
1850 | The last will and testament of Zepheniah Mann is written and enacted. | Link |
1850 | Australia becomes the world's most advanced country. | Link, Link |
1857 | Abraham Lincoln invents stairs, replacing rocket jumping. | Link |
1861 - August 21th | Redmond and Blutarch Mann sell their gravel mine to Barnabas Hale for 5 cents. Hale then turns it into a coal mine promising jobs for the surrounding region. | Link |
1862 - August 5th | Scientists in Australia "nervously assure the world" that there is "No gold after all..." Gold prospectors turn gaze to Canada. | Link, Link |
1865 | Abraham Lincoln holds his Second Inaugural Address stating, "I say this to you with unvarnished factualism of plain talk: I love Arena Mode." | Link |
1865 - April 20th | The War Department publishes a wanted poster for John "Tower of Hats" Booth for the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. | Link |
1869 | Shiny's Bullion is established. | Link |
1880 | Emily begins her search for Australium. | Link |
1890 | Blutarch Mann commissions Radigan Conagher to build a Life Extender Machine. | Link |
1890 | Emily requests Conagher to build a Life Extender Machine for Redmond Mann as well. | Link |
1890 | Biggs starts producing steel rods. | Link |
1894 - July 17th | Radigan Conagher finishes building a Life Extender Machine for Blutarch Mann. | Link |
1894 - August 3rd | Radigan Conagher finishes another Life Extender Machine for Redmond Mann as well. | Link |
Unknown year - April 14th | Radigan Conagher finishes a third Life Extender Machine (for an undisclosed party). | Link |
1895 - January 25th | "Hills Discovered!" The Here's Some News, Mate! newspaper runs a story about Australia stating "Mysterious new geographic lumps confound men of Australian science." | Link |
1895 - March 6th | "War, Mate!" Two months later, the king of Australia declares war on hills stating "There will be time to study these so-called hills after they are dead." | Link |
1895 - April 5th | "King Conquers Hill!" It is reported by the Here's Some News, Mate! newspaper that the "Coward Mound Surrendered Without a Fight." | Link |
20th Century | ||
1900 - January 23rd | "Mann Co. invents 'ro-bot'." It is revealed by an Australian newspaper that Mann Co., an Australian weapons giant, has invented the "robot". In the article, Mann Co. officials attempt to assure public concerns over their 'ro-bot' by stating that "These automatons will only be used for violence." On a minor note, a poll shows that "Robin" is the most popular Australian girl's name. | Link |
1900 | Australia tries to colonize space by this time. They seem to have failed. | Link |
1901 | Newell and Sons debuts a "turnless" board game - Teams and Fortresses 2 - with explosive "real-time" gameplay. | Link |
1907 - June 15th | Mann Co. wins safest workplace in Badlands. | Link |
1910 - January 24th | Mann Co. wins their bid to be the sole munitions supplier to Reliable Excavation and Demolition and Builder's League United mercenaries. | Link |
1915 - August 13th | A mineshaft collapses on top of Bilious Hale and his employees, but Bilious Hale punches his way out saving himself and his living employees. 14 die from cave-in and punch-related injuries. | Link |
1921 | Franklin D. Roosevelt loses both of his legs while rocket jumping. As a result, he perfects the modern staircase. | Link |
1921 | Bilious Hale, eager to re-ignite the nation's waning interest in coal, introduced the steam-powered hat at the Paris World Fashion Expo. | Link |
1922 - March 13th | Bilious Hale permanently halts production of all coal-powered weapons. | Link |
1922 - March 13th | Mann Co. shuts down their dual coal mine and munitions factory after 50 years of operation but preserves it as a museum of Mann Co. history. | Link |
1923 | Red Shed beers are distilled in Tougaloo. | Link |
1930 | Team Fortress Classic takes place - Redmond and Blutarch Mann hire the Classic Mercs to battle in the Gravel Wars. Bilious Hale supplies them with weapons and ammunition. | Link |
1932 | American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to the same mixture as the first set of batteries, creating Bonk! Cola. | Link |
1932 | New Zealand is encapsulated in a dome and sunk to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. | Link |
1937 | Redstone Cargo is established. | Link |
1939 - September 1st | World War II begins. Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War II, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. | Link |
1941 - September | The Heavy's father, a counter-revolutionary, is killed. The Heavy and his family are deported to a North Siberian gulag. | Link |
1941 - December | The North Siberian gulag burns to the ground with all its guards tortured to death and all prisoners, including the Heavy and his family, escape. | Link |
1942 | New Zealander infant Mun-Dee accidentally breaks a hole in his country's underwater dome while flying away in a rocketship, leaving his parents the only survivors. The rocket crashes in Australia, where the baby is raised by a local couple and eventually becomes the Sniper. | Link |
1945 - September 2nd | World War II ends. | |
1945 | Jeremy, who will later take on the moniker of Scout, is born in or around this year. | Link |
1949 | The Soldier ends his Nazi killing spree in Poland upon hearing that World War II had already ended in 1945. | Link |
1957 | While Saxton Hale and Margret are beating panthers to death, Charles Darling kidnaps the panthers Hale and Margret were punching to put them in his new animal dungeon. | Link |
1959 | Primaprime comes out with a series of instructional films. | Link |
Early 1960s | Saxton Hale's Barbershop Action debuts in the U.S. It is followed by ancillary titles Saxton Hale's Barbershop Romance and Haircut Horrors Starring Saxton Hale's Ghost. | Link |
1961 | Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales first arrives on newsstands. | Link |
1962 | Saxton Hale's Jungle Brawl debuts in the U.S. | Link |
1962 | Margret's husband Roger's funeral is held. A giant snapping turtle attacks and Saxton Hale promptly strangles it with his suit jacket. | Link |
1962 | Mayor Mike starts making Trevor act like an Italian Stereotype. | Link |
1962 | The alcoholic Demoman's body begins to scrounge most of its nutrients from grain alcohol and aspirin. | Link |
1963 | Only four items are being produced for the elderly: hats, meat, caskets, and Saxton Hale's Mildly Thrilling Tales. Saxton Hale Visits His Mother Monthly and Soothing Stories of Familiar Things soon follow. | Link |
1964 - March | The first, and possibly only, issue of Saxton Hale's Mail Storm is published. | Link |
1965 | The Engineer creates several mechanical contraptions, including the Sentry Gun, while under contract with TF Industries. | Link |
1968 | Boy's Adventure Starring Saxton Hale comes under fire from the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency. Pressured by the Senate, Mann Co. changes the title to Girl's Adventure Starring Saxton Hale. | Link |
1968 - June | The Gravel War - the main setting for Team Fortress 2. | Link |
1969 - August | Saxton Hale firebombs Woodstock from a helicopter due to a longtime feud with hippies. | Link |
1971 | In Teufort, all but The Administrator's genealogy records are destroyed, apparently for no reason. | Link |
1971 | Saxton Hale's Jungle Brawl ends publication. | Link |
1971 | The RED team steals an intelligence briefcase from BLU, the Engineer does experiments with teleporting bread, and the RED team must fight against a large bread monster with the help of Miss Pauling. | Link |
1971 - 1 day | Gray Mann assassinates Redmond and Blutarch Mann to gain control of their respective corporations. This also marks the end of The Gravel War. | Link |
1971 - that evening/night | After Gray Mann kills Redmond and Blutarch Mann and leaves the room, the brothers arise from their bodies as ghosts, or spirits. They immediately begin fighting over who was killed last, and therefore who won the Gravel War. The brothers visit the Soldier at Castle Merasmus for advice, who tells them that neither of them is dead until they "cross over into the next world". Both Redmond and Blutarch leave to go to separate pay phones to call their previous employees from life. Blutarch calls Miriam and Redmond calls Phyllis, both telling them to go to the Alamo's new location and retrieve their bodies, to have the mercenaries deliver the bodies of the other brother to Hell. | Link |
1971 - next day | Saxton Hale, catching wind of Gray Mann's plans to gain control of Mann Co., re-hires both RED and BLU unemployed mercenary teams to protect his company and kill robots without pay. | Link |
1971 - October 29th | Merasmus the Magician attends WizardCon MCLVI as a guest speaker, giving a two-hour talk titled "Living with a Non-Wizard". | Link |
1971 - October 30th | Merasmus returns from WizardCon to find that the RED Soldier, now a park ranger, has let his castle be overrun by raccoons and turned into a raccoon sanctuary. Being evicted from his own home as a result, and soldier gaining ownership of his castle, Merasmus snaps and transforms into a powerful ghost version of himself, vowing to kill everyone the Soldier cares about. | Link |
1971 - December | In the midst of the Robot War, the RED team and Miss Pauling discuss where Gray Mann's army is going to attack next. Soldier reveals that he was able to infiltrate Gray Gravel Co. and learn their battle plans while wearing a cardboard robot costume the day before. Miss Pauling orders him to make more costumes; and she, Soldier, and Heavy infiltrate together a week later, witnessing the unveiling of the Mecha-Engineer in the process. | Link |
1972 - March | To keep the Robot Wars from becoming another Gravel Wars with each side in perpetual stalemate, Gray Mann surrenders to Saxton Hale, ceasing all fighting. Then, invoking the Mann Co. Challenge, Gray Mann has his daughter Olivia Mann, who is now CEO of Gray Gravel Co., challenge Hale to unarmed combat to take over Mann Co. as CEO. Unwilling to fight a child, Hale promotes one of his assistants, Mr. Bidwell to CEO to fight Olivia. However, when Mr. Bidwell refuses to fight her, Hale unwittingly fires him and thus gives up CEO rights to Olivia. Olivia then transfers CEO rights to her father Gray Mann, who then proceeds to fire the mercs. | Link |
1972 - March | Administrator, hearing the news of Gray Mann gaining control of Mann Co., goes into hiding and orders her assistant Miss Pauling to do the same. | Link |
1972 - March | RED Spy prepares to leave Teufort upon Gray Mann taking control of Mann Co. and the Administrator going missing and informs RED Scout to do the same. Scout, who had recently broken both his arms, asks Spy to drive him to the Teufort Bank where he is keeping all his savings from mercing for Redmond Mann and Mann Co. Spy refuses at first but begrudgingly accepts to take Scout after Scout brings up disappointing his mom. After arriving, it turns out that Scout had been "investing" all his mercing money on 12 cubic yards of Tom Jones memorabilia in order to sell it all when he dies, however, Mike, the mayor of Teufort, has them arrested for destruction of Teufort. | Link |
1972 - September 6th | Soldier murders Tom Jones in his own home. Merasmus, who was Tom Jones' roommate, gets charged for the murder. Merasmus ends up in jail with three other prisoners, one named T-Bone. | Link |
1972 - September 6th - 7th | Miss Pauling, under orders from Administrator, begins to reassemble the Mercs back together again starting with Soldier, who has become an illegal celebrity tour guide, then moving to Pyro, who has become the CEO of Frontier Engineering, and Demoman, who has remained unemployed since he was fired by Gray. They then make a plan to take a flight to Siberia to pick up Heavy and then Australia for Sniper and then fly back to the US to get Engineer, Medic, Scout and Spy, until they read a newspaper from Teufort. Meanwhile, Gray and Olivia finally manage to find Hale's secret Australium stockpile, only to discover that the Administrator had already stolen it from him. | Link |
1972 - September 7th | Spy and Scout, who were arrested 5 months prior, are set to have a trial in the City of Teufort and be hanged for their crimes. | Link |
1972 - September 7th | Saxton Hale is released from the Millhaven Ultra Prison for Dangerous Men after successfully burning down most of Charles Darling's zoo and is picked up by Margret, an old friend of his, and tells her he was originally there to ask Charles Darling for help in getting Mann Co. back from Gray Mann. Margret then takes Hale to her boss' office, who turns out to be Charles Darling. Darling explains that he wants the Australium to prolong the lives of his critically endangered animals, and reveals the Administrator's theft to Hale. | Link |
1972 - September 7th | Soldier and Demoman try to free Scout and Spy from their trial. Unfortunately, Scout began telling the court about how Soldier was never actually in the army. Soldier, completely enraged, objects, kills the town Counselor and reveals to the town who he and Demoman are, and are promptly arrested and added to trial. Meanwhile, Miss Pauling and Pyro go to the Teufort Library. Pyro burns some students' textbooks as a campfire while Miss Pauling asks a librarian for genealogy records (suspiciously for The Administrator, aka Helen; her name can be seen on the file that Miss Pauling then throws into Pyro's campfire). At the gallows, it is revealed that Spy, Scout, Soldier and Demoman aren't actually on trial for any murders and destruction they did commit, but for acts of civil mismanagement that Mike the Mayor did to Teufort. Miss Pauling arrives from the library just in time to save Scout from being hung and reveals to the town that the mercs couldn't have done any of their accused crimes because they don't have the political power to do so, but are all things a mayor could do, and also tells the town that a mayor can't hang people and saves Scout, Spy, Soldier and Demoman. | Link |
1972 - September 8th | After freeing the four mercenaries, Spy, Demoman, and Miss Pauling go to Australia to search for Sniper while Scout, Soldier, and Pyro search for Heavy in Siberia. While dealing with the cold, Soldier slowly goes insane with hunger cravings and hallucinations, even having a conversation with "Christopher, the Communist Mountain". Pyro and Scout find Amelia Earhart's wrecked plane, where Scout wears a hot dog suit to warm himself. However, Amelia Earhart had a very great sweet tooth and her plane was stockpiled with honey, which nearby bears are drawn to. Soldier then proceeds to eat the honey, with Pyro and Scout following him. However, they only get through three jars of honey and the bears eventually come over to the plane. The group fends off the bears, with Scout get mauled across his stomach and Soldier and Pyro killing all of them. After the battle, Heavy shows up to inform the group that they had only fought the the cubs and that the mother bear is coming. Scout slowly bleeds out and falls unconscious while Soldier and Pyro watch Heavy defeat the bear. Later, the group head back home to Heavy's family, where Scout recovers and Soldier finally eats. In addition, Zhanna, Heavy's sister, becomes attracted to and starts a relationship with Soldier, after failing to do so with Scout, who prefers to wait for Miss Pauling to reciprocate his advances. Scout asks Heavy to join the team again, but he declines stating that he has obligations to protect his family after an incident in a gulag. However, Heavy's family tells him that people have tried to hurt them in the past, though they tortured them and are now able to protect themselves. Heavy first asks if it pays well, if it's dangerous, and if there's evil men that he will face, but soon joins the team again. | Link |
1972 - September 9th | Spy, Demoman, and Miss Pauling arrive in Australia. Scout reports that Heavy rejoined the team to Miss Pauling by phone. The Team Fortress Classic team is sent by Gray Mann to hunt the rebuilding Team Fortress 2 team. | Link |
1972 - "weeks" later | Heavy, Pyro, Soldier, Scout, and Zhanna arrive in Australia. Heavy and Scout head for the secret Australium reserves at Ayers Rock, Soldier, Zhanna, and Spy plan on infiltrating an Australian naval base, and Miss Pauling and Demoman head to Sniper's family home to recruit him. Sniper quickly subdues the duo, while Spy easily convinces the sailors to let his group in, as Australia's Australium supplies have run dry. Heavy and Scout confirm this when they find Ayers Rock to be completely hollow, hiding a disused mine, but discover and team up with Saxton Hale and Margaret, who were also investigating the area. Sniper reveals that his parents have died he was adopted, while Pauling reveals that the group's next destination is actually the hoem of Sniper's birth parents. Pauling, Zhanna, and the all of the recruited mercs sans Heavy and Scout meet up and travel to New Zealand in an Australian Navy submarine. Sniper's parents, Bill-Bel and Lar-Nah, reveal that New Zealand's Australium reserves have been squandered on paint for rockets, of which only one remains. Lar-Nah subsequently steals the rocket and escapes to outer space, while Bill-Bel steals the submarine, leaving the others to die in the flooding base. The Classic mercenaries and Medic then arrive, shoot Sniper in the chest, and capture the others. | Link |
1972 - "at least six hours" later | The Classic team take their captives to Gray Mann's island base, where Soldier and Zhanna are interrogated by the Classic Pyro, Sniper is operated on by Medic, and the others are taken to a holding cell. The Classic Heavy, realizing the power of Gray's Life Extender Machine, betrays him and rips the device out of his back. Zhanna cuts off her hand to free herself and kills the Classic Pyro. At Gray's dying request, they take him Pauling while they free their allies, killing the Classic Spy and Demoman in the process. Gray pleads with Pauling to stop the Administrator, claiming that she is far worse than he. Pauling proclaims to be fully compliant in her scheme, irritating Spy. Gray succumbs to his injuries and dies. Medic uses advanced medical technology to bring Sniper, who has since died of his injuries, back to life. Sniper claims to have spoken to his encouraging adoptive parents in Heaven, which Medic dismisses as a hallucination. Sniper then escapes the operating room, infuriating the Classic Heavy, who kills Archimedes. While Medic revives his pet, the Classic Heavy learns of the other mercs' escape and rallies his troops, forcing Medic to stay inside. Subsequently, Medic plans to betray the Classic team. The Classic Heavy sends leech robots designed to suck the traces of Australium out of the Australian people to kill the escapees. | Link |
1978 | School in Teufort starts after being cancelled for 6 years. | Link |
1987 - December 4th | According to God himself, Scout dies. | Link |
21st Century | ||
2022 | The lease for Teufort's Federal Pedophile Sanctuary expires. | Link |
71st Century | ||
7039 | Saxton Hale's ownership rights of the Sniper's likeness expire. | Link |
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