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You just ain't doin' it right.
Texaneer about valve items.
Texaneer
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Basic information
Icon: Leaderboard class engineer.png
Type: Multiprupose
Health: 125 /Medic emblem RED.png185
150 /Medic emblem RED.png225 With gunslinger
Speed: "As fast as I can"

Texaneer is a BLU engineer who likes to make some stuff. He's (not) known from making (not so good) gmod videos and playing only in trade_ maps. Except making stuff he likes also Fallout, Transformers, mechs, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Queen and Minecraft. He also don't like colorful horse mutants(also known as ponies.) and he's sick of it because of their massive apperance and domination over TF2(but not only here. Also in Minecraft or deviantART). He represents ARC's Randomness element.


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Main Prupose of this page

It not only serves as user account but I want to show to valve how their weapons SUCKS and needs to be changed.




P.s.: Does not includes cookies.

Changes that I want them in TF2




Weapons
Class Weapon Current Changes Reason
Multiple classes Item icon Frying Pan.png

Melee
Frying Pan

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Pictogram info.png The item is now obtainable by craft and drop
Pictogram info.png Players who already owned Frying Pan before the update will have in Vintage quality
Pictogram info.png Alongside with Ellis Cap, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2

~

Item icon Conscientious Objector.png

Melee
Conscientious Objector

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Pictogram info.png Pyro's Objector now uses Axe animations and Lollichop taunt
Pictogram minus.png -25% chance to obtain from drops

no

Item icon Bat Outta Hell.png

Melee
Bat Outta Hell

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Pictogram info.png Added level: Level 31 Bat

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Leaderboard class scout.png
Scout
Item icon Soda Popper.png

Primary
Soda Popper

Pictogram info.png Normal damage
Pictogram info.png requires 13 seconds of running and/or jumping to gain mini-crits

Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty
Pictogram minus.png requires 15 seconds of running to gain mini-crits
Pictogram minus.png Mini-crits does not apply to any other weapons

I HATE THAT GUN

Item icon Baby Face's Blaster.png

Primary
Baby Face's Blaster

Pictogram minus.png Jumping resets boost

Pictogram plus.png Jumping takes only 10% of charge
Pictogram minus.png Wearer can't double jump.

Another badly desinged weapon for scout

Item icon Winger.png

Secondary
Winger

Pictogram plus.png +15% damage bonus
Pictogram minus.png -60% clip size

Pictogram plus.png +25% damage bonus
Pictogram plus.png -30% clip size
Pictogram minus.png -20% slower firing sped
Pictogram info.png Can be also equipped by engineer

It's UP for scout. It could be kinda useful for engi, if it get buffed.

Item icon Flying Guillotine.png

Secondary
Flying Guillotine

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Pictogram plus.png Scouts equipped with guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped cleaver to recharge instantly
Pictogram plus.png Other than scout classes or scout without equipped guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped guillotine to restore ammo(20%)
Pictogram minus.png Regenerates within 8 seconds
Pictogram info.png Will stick to the surface if missed

Little improvement.

Item icon Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol.png

Secondary
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Pictogram minus.png +50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Pictogram plus.png +25% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Seriously? When I'm burning these scouts with this pistol, It's ok. But when I'am a scout then I have no chance to survive, especially when i use Baby Face's Blaster(In fact, I prefer good old scattergun)

Item icon Fan O'War.png

Melee
Fan O'War Suggestion 1

Pictogram minus.png -90% damage penalty

Pictogram plus.png -70% damage penalty

Need buff

Item icon Fan O'War.png

Melee
Fan O'War Suggestion 2

Pictogram minus.png -90% damage penalty

Pictogram plus.png -50% damage penalty
Pictogram minus.png On hit: Cannot switch weapon for 6 seconds

Need buff

Item icon Boston Basher.png

Melee
Boston Basher

Pictogram minus.png On miss: Hit yourself dealing 35 damage and bleeding effect.

Pictogram plus.png On miss: Hit yourself dealing 50 damage without bleeding.

NO

Item icon Atomizer.png

Melee
Atomizer suggestion 1

Pictogram minus.png -20% damage penalty

Pictogram plus.png No damage penalty

GIVE UP WITH DAMAGE PENALTY

Item icon Atomizer.png

Melee
Atomizer suggestion 2

Pictogram minus.png -30% slower firing speed

Pictogram plus.png No firing speed penalty

GIVE UP WITH FIRING SPEED PENALTY

Leaderboard class soldier.png
Soldier
Item icon Black Box.png

Primary
Black Box

Pictogram plus.png On hit: +15 health
Pictogram info.png Normal damage vs. players

Pictogram plus.png +35 health restored on kill
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage vs. players

The Black Box supposed to be anti-building rocket launcher.

Item icon Cow Mangler 5000.png

Primary
Cow Mangler 5000

Pictogram minus.png Cannot be crit-boosted
Pictogram minus.png -5% slower reload speed

Pictogram plus.png Can be crit-boosted, will deal only mini-crits instead full crits
Pictogram plus.png No reload speed penalty,only after full charge shot

This weapon requires a buff

Item icon Liberty Launcher.png

Primary
Liberty Launcher

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Pictogram minus.png Poot new stats here.

I HAVE NO IDEA!

Item icon Buff Banner.png

Secondary
Buff Banner/Battalion Backup/Concheror

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Pictogram info.png Charges rage only by dealing damage, requires 1750 damage to fully charge

Nobody wants to play with stupid charging way such as taking 350 damage to fully charge Battalion Backup.

Item icon Half-Zatoichi.png

Melee
Half-Zatoichi

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Pictogram plus.png +15% faster move speed for soldier when activated

We need more Soldierknights than demoknights

Leaderboard class pyro.png
Pyro
Item icon Degreaser.png

Primary
Degreaser

Pictogram plus.png 65% faster weapon switch time

Pictogram minus.png 25% faster weapon switch time

Woah, calm down pooro

Item icon Phlogistinator.png

Primary
Phlogistinator

Pictogram minus.png -10% damage penalty

Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty

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Item icon Flare Gun.png

Secondary
Flaregun

Pictogram plus.png Critical hits on burning targets(hidden)

Pictogram plus.png Critical hits on burning targets(show)

Idk, just to make it look

Item icon Detonator.png

Secondary
Detonator

Pictogram plus.png Mini-critical hits on burning targets(hidden)

Pictogram plus.png Mini-critical hits on burning targets(show)

Same like above

Item icon Reserve Shooter.png

Secondary
Reserve Shooter

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Pictogram info.png Has unique, hot-rod styled skin[missing link]

Why

Item icon Axtinguisher.png

Melee
Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler

Pictogram minus.png -50% damage vs. non burning targets
Pictogram minus.png No critical hits vs. non burning targets

Pictogram minus.png -35% damage penalty
Pictogram minus.png No random critical hits

A SUPAH DUPAH OVERPOWERDED AXE DAT CAN INSTAKEEL WITH Degreaser COMBO!!!!!!111!!!oneoneoneone!!! Ok, seriously. Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler is OP as hell!

Leaderboard class demoman.png
Demoman
Item icon Splendid Screen.png

Secondary
Splendid Screen

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Pictogram minus.png No critical hits from charge
Pictogram minus.png +15% melee damage vulnerability on wearer

Learn to use Charging Targe, ya git!

Item icon Eyelander.png

Melee
Eyelander/HHHH/Nessie's nine iron

Pictogram info.png Unusual quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)

Pictogram plus.png Every kill collects head which increases max health and move speed
Pictogram info.png Haunted quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)
Pictogram info.png Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker is now tradeable

Because it's confusing for new players that they will understand it as bad weapon. Description is not enough otherwise. By the way, I don't see anything unusual in remodeled halloween eyelander

Item icon Scotsman's Skullcutter.png

Melee
Scotsman's Skullcutter

Pictogram info.png Random crits enabled

Pictogram minus.png No random critical hits

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Item icon Persian Persuader.png

Melee
Persian Persuader suggestion 1

Pictogram plus.png +100% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png All ammo collected converts into health
Pictogram info.png Normal damage

Pictogram minus.png +50% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png 50% of collected ammo became health
Pictogram minus.png -20% damage penalty

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Item icon Persian Persuader.png

Melee
Persian Persuader suggestion 2

Pictogram plus.png +100% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png All ammo collected converts into health

Pictogram minus.png +50% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png 50% of collected ammo became health
Pictogram minus.png -50% health from healers on wearer

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Item icon Persian Persuader.png

Melee
Persian Persuader suggestion 3

Pictogram plus.png +100% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png All ammo collected converts into health
Pictogram info.png Normal fire rate

Pictogram minus.png +50% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png 50% of collected ammo became health
Pictogram minus.png -25% Slower firing speed

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Leaderboard class heavy.png
Heavy
Item icon Natascha.png

Primary
Natascha

Pictogram minus.png -25% damage penalty
Pictogram minus.png 30% longer spin up time

Pictogram plus.png -15% damage penalty
Pictogram plus.png 25% longer spin up time

Because this weapon is too weak on long distances.

Item icon Tomislav.png

Primary
Tomislav suggestion 1

Pictogram info.png Normal accuracy
Pictogram minus.png -20% slower firing speed

Pictogram plus.png 30% more accurate
Pictogram plus.png No firerate penalty
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty

More accurate tomislav is better than bugged, slow spinning and weak tommy

Item icon Tomislav.png

Primary
Tomislav suggestion 2

Pictogram plus.png +10% faster barrel spin-up
Pictogram minus.png -20% slower firing speed

Pictogram plus.png +40% faster barrel spin-up
Pictogram plus.png No firerate penalty
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty

Soap

Item icon Tomislav.png

Primary
Tomislav suggestion 2

Pictogram info.png Normal weapon switch speed
Pictogram minus.png -20% slower firing speed

Pictogram plus.png 40% faster weapon switch speed
Pictogram plus.png No firerate penalty
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty

It would be good with fists of steel

Item icon Fists of Steel.png

Melee
Fists of Steel

Pictogram plus.png -40% damage from ranged sources while active
Pictogram minus.png +100% damage from melee sources while active

Pictogram plus.png -50% damage from ranged sources while active
Pictogram plus.png +50% damage from melee sources while active

More balanced than before.

Leaderboard class engineer.png
Engineer
Item icon Widowmaker.png

Primary
Widowmaker

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Pictogram plus.png 25% more accurate

YES

Item icon Pomson 6000.png

Primary
Pomson 6000

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Pictogram plus.png +20% faster projectile speed
Pictogram plus.png +2 more shots in clip
Pictogram minus.png -10% damage penalty

NO

Item icon Rescue Ranger.png

Primary
Rescue Ranger

Pictogram minus.png -50% max primary ammo on wearer
Pictogram info.png Picking buildings takes 130 metal

Pictogram plus.png -25% max primary ammo on wearer
Pictogram plus.png Picking buildings takes only 100 metal

I demand a buff for this weapon. NOW

Item icon Southern Hospitality.png

Melee
Southern Hospitality

Pictogram plus.png On hit: bleed for 5 seconds
Pictogram minus.png No random critical hits

Pictogram plus.png On hit: bleed for 6 seconds
Pictogram plus.png Critical hits enabled
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty

NO

Item icon Jag.png

Melee
Jag

Pictogram plus.png +30% faster building rate(bugged)

Pictogram plus.png +25% faster building rate(WORKING)

NO

Leaderboard class medic.png
Medic
Item icon Quick-Fix.png

Secondary
Quick Fix

Pictogram minus.png Can't overheal

Pictogram plus.png Can overheal
Pictogram minus.png -75% max overheal

Because lack of overheal difficults keeping patient alive.

Item icon Kritzkrieg.png

Secondary
Kritzkrieg

Pictogram info.png Taunt heals 11 hp

Pictogram plus.png Taunt heals 50 hp

BUFF IT

Leaderboard class sniper.png
Sniper
Item icon Sydney Sleeper.png

Primary
Sydney Sleeper

Pictogram plus.png On hit: Coats target in Jarate for 8 seconds

Pictogram plus.png On hit: Coats target in Jarate depending on charge
Pictogram info.png If charge is 50%, jarate will last 2 seconds
Pictogram info.png If charge is >50% and <75%, jarate will last 4 seconds
Pictogram info.png If charge is 75% and above, jarate will last 6 seconds
Pictogram info.png If charge is 100%, jarate will last 8 seconds
Pictogram minus.png -10% damage penalty

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Item icon Machina.png

Primary
Machina

Pictogram plus.png Full charge: +15% damage bonus

Pictogram plus.png Full charge: +25% damage bonus
Pictogram minus.png -25% slower firing speed

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Item icon SMG.png

Secondary
SMG/Cleaner's Carbine

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Pictogram plus.png +50% max secondary ammo on wearer(hidden)

These weapons needs more ammo.

Item icon Cozy Camper.png

Secondary
Cozy Camper

Pictogram minus.png -80% slower move speed when aiming

Pictogram plus.png -50% slower move speed when aiming

Current Cozy is Useless

Item icon Cleaner's Carbine.png

Secondary
Cleaner's Carbine

Pictogram plus.png On kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
Pictogram minus.png -35% slower firing speed
Pictogram minus.png -20% clip size

Pictogram plus.png On kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
Pictogram plus.png -25% slower firing speed
Pictogram plus.png No clip size penalty

Short crit chance time and slow firing rate makes this weapon UP, it needs a buff.

Leaderboard class spy.png
Spy
Item icon Big Earner.png

Melee
Big Earner

Pictogram minus.png -25 max health on wearer

Pictogram plus.png No max health penalty
Pictogram minus.png -25% slower firing speed

Someone suggested this on steam forums. I must say, I approve his suggestion

Item icon Red-Tape Recorder.png

Sapper
Red-Tape Recorder

Pictogram info.png 3.0 sec Downgrade speed

Pictogram minus.png 2.0 sec Downgrade speed

Eh?

Hats
Class Hat Changes Reason
All Class Backpack Bill's Hat.png

Hat
Bill's hat

Pictogram info.png Can be obtained by craft and drop
Pictogram info.png Players who already owned Bill's hat before the update will have in Vintage quality

I HATE BILLS

Backpack Ellis' Cap.png

Hat
Ellis' Cap

Pictogram info.png Can be obtained by craft and drop
Pictogram info.png Players who already owned Ellis' Cap before the update will have in Vintage quality
Pictogram info.png Alongside with Frying Pan, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2

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Backpack Spiral Sallet.png

Hat
Spiral Sallet

Pictogram info.png The item is tradeable
Pictogram info.png The item is now paintable

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Leaderboard class soldier.png
Soldier
Backpack Battle Bob.png

Hat
Battle Bob

Pictogram info.png Changed from hat into misc

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Leaderboard class demoman.png
Demoman
Backpack Battery Bandolier.png

Misc
Battery Bandolier

Pictogram info.png Can be also worn by Soldier and Pyro

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Leaderboard class heavy.png
Heavy
Backpack One-Man Army.png

Hat
One-Man Army/Your Worst Nightmare

Pictogram info.png One-Man Army is merged with Your Worst Nightmare headwear for sniper under the name One-Mann Army, which can be worn both by Heavy and Sniper.
Pictogram info.png Replaced Your Worst Nightmare with One-Mann Army

That makes no sense, have 2 identical hats for other classes that is not one hat.

Backpack K-9 Mane.png

Hat
K-9 Mane

Pictogram info.png Item is paintable
Pictogram info.png Can be equipped by sniper

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Leaderboard class sniper.png
Sniper
Backpack Liquidator's Lid.png

Hat
Liquidator's Lid

Pictogram plus.png Styles: Normal glasses, Default glasses, no glasses.
Pictogram plus.png Hat is paintable

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Tools
Class Tool/s Changes Reason
Tools Paint Can B8383B.png

Tools
Team Paints

Pictogram info.png All team paints can be obtained by drop.

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Paint Can 141414.png

Tools
Other Paints

Pictogram info.png Pink as hell, A colour similiar to Slate, Dark Salomon Injustice, A bitter taste of Defeat and Lime, The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants, Drably Olive, Mann's Mint, After Eight, A Distinctive Lack of Hue and An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge are obtainable by dropping.

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Sentry Buster
Sentry Buster Current Changes Reason
SentryBuster.png

Sentry Buster

Pictogram plus.png 2500 HP
Pictogram plus.png 187% move speed

Pictogram minus.png 1500 HP
Pictogram minus.png 100% move speed

Nobody likes sentry busters you hear me?

Robot Ideas

duh


Robots
Robot Name/Image Weapon Hat Misc Notes / Abilities
Leaderboard class scout.png
Scout
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Gift Robot

Item icon Festive Bat.png

Festive Bat

Item icon Gifting Man From Gifting Land.png

Gifting Man From Gifting Land

None

Pictogram plus.png 5000 hp
Pictogram plus.png Moves twice as fast
Pictogram plus.png +100% knockback resistance
Pictogram plus.png Drops comparable to tank large mount of credits
Pictogram plus.png Heals 200 hp per second
Pictogram minus.png Spawns randomly
Pictogram minus.png Rare type of robot
Pictogram minus.png -50% damage penalty
Pictogram info.png Does not pick ups bombs
Pictogram info.png Attacks only if hurt by player

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Major Scout

Item icon Baby Face's Blaster.png

Baby Face's Blaster

Item icon Hermes.png

Hermes

None

Pictogram plus.png 5000 hp
Pictogram plus.png Fires twice as fast
Pictogram plus.png +40% bullets per pellet
Pictogram plus.png +4 pellets to max clip
Pictogram minus.png -15% slower move speed
Pictogram minus.png Does not fire until fully reloaded

Leaderboard class soldier.png
Soldier
150px

Space Marine

Item icon Righteous Bison.png

Righteous Bison

None None

Pictogram plus.png Fires penetrating energy bolts
Pictogram plus.png Projectile cannot be deflected
Pictogram plus.png +50% projectile speed
Pictogram plus.png +25% faster move speed
Pictogram minus.png 150 HP
Pictogram minus.png -50% damage vs. buildings
Pictogram info.png Attacks in very large groups.

150px

Super Space Marine

Item icon Cow Mangler 5000.png

Cow Mangler 5000

None None

Pictogram plus.png Fires fast travelling laser beams
Pictogram plus.png Projectile cannot be deflected
Pictogram info.png Can sometimes charge the shot that would disable sentry guns for several seconds
Pictogram minus.png -50% damage vs. buildings

150px

Giant Space Marine

Item icon Cow Mangler 5000.png

Cow Mangler 5000

Item icon Cross-Comm Crash Helmet.png

Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

None

Pictogram plus.png 4500 HP
Pictogram plus.png Fires fast travelling laser beams
Pictogram plus.png Projectile cannot be deflected
Pictogram info.png Can and will charge the shot that would disable sentry guns for several seconds
Pictogram minus.png -50% slower move speed
Pictogram minus.png -50% damage vs. buildings
Pictogram minus.png Does not fire until fully reloaded

Leaderboard class pyro.png
Pyro
150px

FireFighter

Item icon Detonator.png

Detonator

Item icon Brigade Helm.png

Brigade Helm

None

Pictogram info.png 1.9x larger in size
Pictogram plus.png 45.000 HP
Pictogram plus.png +60% knockback resistance
Pictogram plus.png Extra +90% vertical airblast resistance
Pictogram plus.png Fires and reloads twice as fast
Pictogram plus.png +10% damage bonus
Pictogram plus.png 100% chance for critical hit on burning targets
Pictogram plus.png Provides 90% less rage
Pictogram plus.png Heals 150 health per second
Pictogram minus.png -50% move speed

Leaderboard class demoman.png
Demoman
150px

Samurai Demo

Item icon Half-Zatoichi.png

Half-Zatoichi

Item icon Samur-Eye.png

Samur-Eye

None

Pictogram plus.png Fully restores health on kill
Pictogram plus.png Attacks in very large groups
Pictogram info.png Katana wielders deals and takes instant kills

150px

Giant Samurai

Item icon Half-Zatoichi.png

Half-Zatoichi

Item icon Samur-Eye.png

Samur-Eye

Item icon Menpo.png

Menpo

Pictogram plus.png 5000 hp
Pictogram plus.png Fully restores health on kill
Pictogram plus.png On kill: 3 seconds of mini-crits
Pictogram minus.png Katana wielders deals double damage to robot.
Pictogram minus.png -40% slower move speed

Leaderboard class heavy.png
Heavy
150px

Robo-Santa

Item icon Festive Minigun.png

Festive Mini-gun

Item icon B.M.O.C..png

B.M.O.C.

Item icon All-Father.png

All-Father

Pictogram plus.png 5000 HP
Pictogram plus.png +70% knockback resistance
Pictogram plus.png +50% damage bonus
Pictogram minus.png -50% move speed
Pictogram minus.png Cannot see past 1200 units
Pictogram info.png Explodes with gifts on death
Pictogram info.png Appears only on special MvM christmass event map

150px

Giant Festive Deflector

Item icon Festive Minigun.png

Festive Deflector

Item icon U-clank-a.png

U-clank-a

Item icon Merc's Muffler.png

Merc's Muffler

Pictogram plus.png 5000 HP
Pictogram plus.png +70% knockback resistance
Pictogram plus.png +50% damage bonus
Pictogram plus.png Can shoot down projectiles
Pictogram minus.png -50% move speed
Pictogram minus.png Cannot see past 1200 units
Pictogram info.png Appears only on special MvM christmass event map

150px

Bear Force Heavy

Item icon Warrior's Spirit.png

Warrior's Spirit

Item icon Big Chief.png

Big Chief

None

Pictogram info.png 50% larger in size
Pictogram plus.png +20% damage bonus
Pictogram plus.png +50% critical hit resistance
Pictogram minus.png 200 HP

Leaderboard class engineer.png
Engineer
150px

Festive Engineer Robot

Item icon Festive Wrench.png

Festive Wrench

Item icon Industrial Festivizer.png

Industrial Festivizer

None

Pictogram info.png Appears only on special MvM christmass event map

Leaderboard class medic.png
Medic
150px

Crit Charger

Item icon Kritzkrieg.png

Kritzkrieg

Item icon Surgeon's Stahlhelm.png

Surgeon's Stahlhelm

None

Pictogram plus.png Spawns With Full UberCharge
Pictogram plus.png +500% ubercharge rate
Pictogram minus.png Ubercharge Lasts 5 seconds

Leaderboard class sniper.png
Sniper
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Penetrator

Item icon Machina.png

Machina

None Item icon Deus Specs.png

Deus Specs

Pictogram plus.png Uses penetrating rounds
Pictogram plus.png +35% damage bonus
Pictogram minus.png Uses tracer rounds
Pictogram minus.png -20% slower firing speed
Pictogram info.png Attacks in small up to 5 robots group or together with other sniper robots.