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{{info}}The item is now obtainable by craft, drop and purchase<br>
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{{info}}The item is now obtainable by craft and drop<br>
 
{{Info}}Players who already owned Frying Pan will have in [[Vintage]] quality<br>
 
{{Info}}Players who already owned Frying Pan will have in [[Vintage]] quality<br>
 
{{Info}}Alongside with [[Ellis Cap]], it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2
 
{{Info}}Alongside with [[Ellis Cap]], it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2
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''no''
 
''no''
 
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| align="center" rowspan="11" | {{Icon class|class=Scout|link=Scout}}<br/>[[Scout]]
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| align="center" rowspan="9" | {{Icon class|class=Scout|link=Scout}}<br/>[[Scout]]
| align="center" | [[File:Item icon Force-A-Nature.png|100px]]<br/>
 
<small>[[Primary]]</small><br/>
 
'''[[Force-A-Nature]]'''
 
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{{Pro}}+20% bullet per pellet<br>
 
{{Con}}-10% damage penalty
 
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{{Con}}No bullet bonus<br>
 
{{Con}}-15% damage penalty
 
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''Because this weapon annoys everyone due to it's overpowerness''
 
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| align="center" | [[File:Item icon Shortstop.png|100px]]<br/>
 
<small>[[Primary]]</small><br/>
 
'''[[Shortstop]]'''
 
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{{Pro}}+100% damage per pellet
 
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{{Con}}+80% damage per pellet
 
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''Another weapon needs to be hated''
 
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| align="center" | [[File:Item icon Soda Popper.png|100px]]<br/>
 
| align="center" | [[File:Item icon Soda Popper.png|100px]]<br/>
 
<small>[[Primary]]</small><br/>
 
<small>[[Primary]]</small><br/>
 
'''[[Soda Popper]]'''
 
'''[[Soda Popper]]'''
 
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{{Pro}}+25% faster reloading speed<br>
 
 
{{neutral}}Normal damage<br>
 
{{neutral}}Normal damage<br>
 
{{neutral}}requires 13 seconds of running and/or jumping to gain mini-crits
 
{{neutral}}requires 13 seconds of running and/or jumping to gain mini-crits
 
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{{con}}+10% faster reloading speed<br>
 
 
{{con}}-15% damage penalty<br>
 
{{con}}-15% damage penalty<br>
 
{{con}}requires 15 seconds of running to gain mini-crits
 
{{con}}requires 15 seconds of running to gain mini-crits
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'''[[Baby Face's Blaster]]'''
 
'''[[Baby Face's Blaster]]'''
 
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{{Con}}On double jump: Resets boost
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{{Con}}Jumping resets boost
 
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{{pro}}Double jumps no longer resets boost<br>
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{{pro}}Jumping no longer resets boost<br>
 
{{Con}}Wearer can only make single jumps.
 
{{Con}}Wearer can only make single jumps.
 
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'''[[Flying Guillotine]]'''
 
'''[[Flying Guillotine]]'''
 
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{{info}}Deals 50 damage
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{{con}}Deals 40 damage<br>
 
 
{{pro}}Scouts equipped with guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped cleaver to recharge instantly<br>
 
{{pro}}Scouts equipped with guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped cleaver to recharge instantly<br>
 
{{pro}}Other than scout classes or scout without equipped guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped guillotine to restore ammo(20%)<br>
 
{{pro}}Other than scout classes or scout without equipped guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped guillotine to restore ammo(20%)<br>
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{{pro}}65% faster weapon switch time<br>
 
{{pro}}65% faster weapon switch time<br>
 
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{{con}}30% faster weapon switch time<br>
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{{con}}25% faster weapon switch time<br>
 
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''Woah, calm down pooro''
 
''Woah, calm down pooro''
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{{pro}}Mini-critical hits on burning targets(hidden)<br>
 
{{pro}}Mini-critical hits on burning targets(hidden)<br>
 
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{{pro}}Mini-critical on burning targets(show)<br>
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{{pro}}Mini-critical hits on burning targets(show)<br>
 
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''Same like above''
 
''Same like above''
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{{con}}No critical hits vs. non burning targets
 
{{con}}No critical hits vs. non burning targets
 
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{{con}}-35% damage penalty<br>
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{{con}}-40% damage penalty<br>
 
{{pro}}Random crits enabled
 
{{pro}}Random crits enabled
 
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''Balance''
 
''Balance''
 
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| align="center" rowspan="7" | {{Icon class|class=Demoman|link=Demoman}}<br/>[[Demoman]]
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| align="center" rowspan="6" | {{Icon class|class=Demoman|link=Demoman}}<br/>[[Demoman]]
| align="center" | [[File:Item icon Loose Cannon.png|100px]]<br/>
 
<small>[[Primary]]</small><br/>
 
'''[[Loose Cannon]]'''
 
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{{pro}}Something that will allow demoman making grenade jumps
 
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''Help grenade jumpers!''
 
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| align="center" | [[File:Item icon Splendid Screen.png|100px]]<br/>
 
| align="center" | [[File:Item icon Splendid Screen.png|100px]]<br/>
 
<small>[[Secondary]]</small><br/>
 
<small>[[Secondary]]</small><br/>

Revision as of 20:34, 6 January 2013

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Texaneer
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Basic information
Icon: Leaderboard class engineer.png
Type: Multiprupose
Health: 125 /Medic emblem RED.png185
150 /Medic emblem RED.png225 With gunslinger
Speed: "As fast as I can"


Main Prupose of this page

It not only serves as user account but I want to show to valve how their weapons SUCKS and needs to be changed.


Changes that I want them in TF2

You just ain't doin' it right.
Texaneer about valve items.


Weapons
Class Weapon Current Changes Reason
Multiple classes Item icon Frying Pan.png

Melee
Frying Pan

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Pictogram info.png The item is now obtainable by craft and drop
Pictogram info.png Players who already owned Frying Pan will have in Vintage quality
Pictogram info.png Alongside with Ellis Cap, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2

~

Item icon Conscientious Objector.png

Melee
Conscientious Objector

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Pictogram info.png Pyro's Objector now uses Axe animations and Lollichop taunt
Pictogram info.png The item has it's own recipe(2 rec))

no

Leaderboard class scout.png
Scout
Item icon Soda Popper.png

Primary
Soda Popper

Pictogram info.png Normal damage
Pictogram info.png requires 13 seconds of running and/or jumping to gain mini-crits

Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty
Pictogram minus.png requires 15 seconds of running to gain mini-crits

I HATE THAT GUN

Item icon Baby Face's Blaster.png

Primary
Baby Face's Blaster

Pictogram minus.png Jumping resets boost

Pictogram plus.png Jumping no longer resets boost
Pictogram minus.png Wearer can only make single jumps.

Another badly desinged weapon for scout

Item icon Winger.png

Secondary
Winger

Pictogram plus.png +15% damage bonus
Pictogram minus.png -60% clip size

Pictogram plus.png +30% damage bonus
Pictogram plus.png -50% clip size
Pictogram info.png Can be equipped by engineer

It's UP for scout. It could be kinda useful for engi, if it get buffed.

Item icon Flying Guillotine.png

Secondary
Flying Guillotine

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Pictogram plus.png Scouts equipped with guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped cleaver to recharge instantly
Pictogram plus.png Other than scout classes or scout without equipped guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped guillotine to restore ammo(20%)
Pictogram info.png Will stick to the surface if missed

Little improvement.

Item icon Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol.png

Secondary
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Pictogram minus.png +50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Pictogram plus.png +25% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Seriously? When I'm burning these scouts with this pistol, It's ok. But when I'am a scout then I have no chance to survive, especially when i use Baby Face's Blaster(In fact, I prefer good old scattergun)

Item icon Fan O'War.png

Melee
Fan O'War

Pictogram minus.png -90% damage penalty

Pictogram plus.png -70% damage penalty

Need buff

Item icon Boston Basher.png

Melee
Boston Basher

Pictogram minus.png On miss: Hit yourself dealing 35 damage and bleeding effect.

Pictogram plus.png On miss: Hit yourself dealing 50 damage without bleeding.

NO

Item icon Atomizer.png

Melee
Atomizer suggestion 1

Pictogram minus.png -20% damage penalty

Pictogram plus.png No damage penalty

GIVE UP WITH DAMAGE PENALTY

Item icon Atomizer.png

Melee
Atomizer suggestion 2

Pictogram minus.png -30% slower firing speed

Pictogram plus.png No firing speed penalty

GIVE UP WITH FIRING SPEED PENALTY

Leaderboard class soldier.png
Soldier
Item icon Black Box.png

Primary
Black Box

Pictogram plus.png On hit: +15 health
Pictogram info.png Normal damage vs. players

Pictogram plus.png +35 health restored on kill
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage vs. players

The Black Box supposed to be anti-building rocket launcher.

Item icon Cow Mangler 5000.png

Primary
Cow Mangler 5000

Pictogram minus.png Cannot be crit-boosted
Pictogram minus.png -5% slower reload speed

Pictogram plus.png Can be crit-boosted, will deal only mini-crits instead full crits
Pictogram plus.png No reload speed penalty,only after full charge shot

This weapon requires a buff

Item icon Liberty Launcher.png

Primary
Liberty Launcher

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Pictogram minus.png The weapon needs to be remaded.

I HAVE NO IDEA!

Item icon Buff Banner.png

Secondary
Buff Banner/Battalion Backup/Concheror

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Pictogram info.png Charges rage only by dealing damage, requires 1750 damage to fully charge

Nobody wants to play with stupid charging way such as taking 350 damage to fully charge Battalion Backup.

Item icon Half-Zatoichi.png

Melee
Half-Zatoichi

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Pictogram plus.png +15% faster move speed for soldier when activated

We need more Soldierknights than demoknights

Leaderboard class pyro.png
Pyro
Item icon Degreaser.png

Primary
Degreaser

Pictogram plus.png 65% faster weapon switch time

Pictogram minus.png 25% faster weapon switch time

Woah, calm down pooro

Item icon Flare Gun.png

Secondary
Flaregun

Pictogram plus.png Critical hits on burning targets(hidden)

Pictogram plus.png Critical hits on burning targets(show)

Idk, just to make it look

Item icon Detonator.png

Secondary
Detonator

Pictogram plus.png Mini-critical hits on burning targets(hidden)

Pictogram plus.png Mini-critical hits on burning targets(show)

Same like above

Item icon Reserve Shooter.png

Secondary
Reserve Shooter

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Pictogram info.png Has unique, hot-rod styled skin[missing link]

Why

Item icon Axtinguisher.png

Melee
Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler

Pictogram minus.png -50% damage vs. non burning targets
Pictogram minus.png No critical hits vs. non burning targets

Pictogram minus.png -40% damage penalty
Pictogram plus.png Random crits enabled

A SUPAH DUPAH OVERPOWERDED AXE DAT CAN INSTAKEEL WITH Degreaser COMBO!!!!!!111!!!oneoneoneone!!! Ok, seriously. Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler is OP as hell!

Item icon Third Degree.png

Melee
Third Degree

Pictogram info.png Random crits enabled

Pictogram minus.png No random critical hits

Balance

Leaderboard class demoman.png
Demoman
Item icon Splendid Screen.png

Secondary
Splendid Screen

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Pictogram minus.png No critical hits from charge
Pictogram minus.png +10% melee damage vulnerability on wearer

Learn to use Charging Targe, ya git!

Item icon Eyelander.png

Melee
Eyelander/HHHH/Nessie's nine iron

Pictogram info.png Unusual quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)

Pictogram plus.png Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed
Pictogram info.png Haunted quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)

Because it's confusing for new players that they will understand it as bad weapon. Description is not enough otherwise. By the way, I don't see anything unusual in remodeled halloween eyelander

Item icon Scotsman's Skullcutter.png

Melee
Scotsman's Skullcutter

Pictogram info.png Random crits enabled

Pictogram minus.png No random critical hits

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Item icon Persian Persuader.png

Melee
Persian Persuader suggestion 1

Pictogram plus.png +100% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png All ammo collected converts into health
Pictogram info.png Normal damage

Pictogram minus.png +50% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png 50% of collected ammo became health
Pictogram minus.png -20% damage penalty

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Item icon Persian Persuader.png

Melee
Persian Persuader suggestion 2

Pictogram plus.png +100% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png All ammo collected converts into health

Pictogram minus.png +50% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png 50% of collected ammo became health
Pictogram minus.png -35% health from healers on wearer

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Item icon Persian Persuader.png

Melee
Persian Persuader suggestion 3

Pictogram plus.png +100% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png All ammo collected converts into health
Pictogram info.png Normal fire rate

Pictogram minus.png +50% increase in charge recharge rate
Pictogram info.png 50% of collected ammo became health
Pictogram minus.png -25% Slower firing speed

~

Leaderboard class heavy.png
Heavy
Item icon Natascha.png

Primary
Natascha

Pictogram minus.png -25% damage penalty
Pictogram minus.png 30% longer spin up time

Pictogram plus.png -10% damage penalty
Pictogram plus.png 25% longer spin up time

Because this weapon is too weak on long distances.

Item icon Tomislav.png

Primary
Tomislav suggestion 1

Pictogram info.png Normal accuracy
Pictogram minus.png -20% slower firing speed

Pictogram plus.png 30% more accurate
Pictogram plus.png No firerate penalty
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty

More accurate tomislav is better than bugged, slow spinning and weak tommy

Item icon Tomislav.png

Primary
Tomislav suggestion 2

Pictogram plus.png +10% faster barrel spin-up
Pictogram minus.png -20% slower firing speed

Pictogram plus.png +40% faster barrel spin-up
Pictogram plus.png No firerate penalty
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty

Screw you and screw your community for ruining a good weapon

Item icon Tomislav.png

Primary
Tomislav suggestion 2

Pictogram info.png Normal weapon switch speed
Pictogram minus.png -20% slower firing speed

Pictogram plus.png 40% faster weapon switch speed
Pictogram plus.png No firerate penalty
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty

It would be good with fists of steel

Item icon Fists of Steel.png

Melee
Fists of Steel

Pictogram plus.png -40% damage from ranged sources while active
Pictogram minus.png +100% damage from melee sources while active

Pictogram plus.png -50% damage from ranged sources while active
Pictogram plus.png +50% damage from melee sources while active

More balanced than before.

Leaderboard class engineer.png
Engineer
Item icon Pomson 6000.png

Primary
Pomson 6000

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Pictogram plus.png +20% faster projectile speed
Pictogram minus.png -20% damage penalty

NO

Item icon Rescue Ranger.png

Primary
Rescue Ranger

Pictogram minus.png -50% max primary ammo on wearer
Pictogram info.png Picking buildings takes 130 metal

Pictogram plus.png No max ammo penalty
Pictogram plus.png Picking buildings takes only 100 metal

I demand a buff for this weapon. NOW

Item icon Southern Hospitality.png

Melee
Southern Hospitality

Pictogram plus.png On hit: bleed for 5 seconds
Pictogram minus.png No random critical hits

Pictogram plus.png On hit: bleed for 6 seconds
Pictogram plus.png Critical hits enabled
Pictogram minus.png -15% damage penalty

NO

Item icon Jag.png

Melee
Jag

Pictogram plus.png +30% faster building rate(bugged)

Pictogram plus.png +25% faster building rate(WORKING)

NO

Leaderboard class medic.png
Medic
Item icon Quick-Fix.png

Secondary
Quick Fix

Pictogram minus.png Can't overheal
Pictogram info.png No overheal penalty

Pictogram plus.png Can overheal
Pictogram minus.png -50% max overheal

Because lack of overheal difficults keeping patient alive.

Item icon Kritzkrieg.png

Secondary
Kritzkrieg

Pictogram info.png Taunt heals 11 hp

Pictogram plus.png Taunt heals 50 hp

BUFF IT

Leaderboard class sniper.png
Sniper
Item icon Machina.png

Primary
Machina

Pictogram plus.png Full charge: +15% damage bonus

Pictogram plus.png Full charge: +25% damage bonus
Pictogram minus.png -25% slower firing speed

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Item icon SMG.png

Secondary
SMG/Cleaner's Carbine

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Pictogram plus.png +50% max secondary ammo on wearer(hidden)

These weapons needs more ammo. Olny scout can hold 4 clips, not sniper

Item icon Cozy Camper.png

Secondary
Cozy Camper

Pictogram minus.png -80% slower move speed when aiming

Pictogram plus.png -50% slower move speed when aiming

Current Cozy is Useless

Item icon Cleaner's Carbine.png

Secondary
Cleaner's Carbine

Pictogram plus.png On kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
Pictogram minus.png -35% slower firing speed
Pictogram minus.png -20% clip size

Pictogram plus.png On kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
Pictogram plus.png -25% slower firing speed
Pictogram plus.png No clip size penalty

Short crit chance time and slow firing rate makes this weapon UP, it needs a buff.

Leaderboard class spy.png
Spy
Item icon Big Kill.png

Primary
Big Kill

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Pictogram info.png The item is now obtainable by craft, drop and purchase

Enough of that

Item icon Big Earner.png

Melee
Big Earner

Pictogram minus.png -25 max health on wearer

Pictogram plus.png No max health penalty
Pictogram minus.png -25% slower firing speed

Someone suggested this on steam forums. I must say, I approve his suggestion

Item icon Red-Tape Recorder.png

PDA
Red-Tape Recorder

Pictogram info.png 3.0 sec Downgrade speed

Pictogram minus.png 2.0 sec Downgrade speed

Eh?

Hats
Class Hat Changes Reason
All Class Backpack Bill's Hat.png

Hat
Bill's hat

Pictogram info.png Can be obtained by craft, drop, purchase and uncrate
Pictogram info.png Players who already owned Bill's hat will have in Vintage quality

I HATE BILLS

Backpack Ellis' Cap.png

Hat
Ellis' Cap

Pictogram info.png Can be obtained by craft, drop, purchase and uncrate
Pictogram info.png Players who already owned Ellis' Cap will have in Vintage quality
Pictogram info.png Alongside with Frying Pan, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2

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Backpack Killer Exclusive.png

Hat
Killer Exclusive

Pictogram plus.png Decal tool can be applied

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Backpack Spiral Sallet.png

Hat
Spiral Sallet

Pictogram info.png The item is tradeable
Pictogram info.png The item is now paintable

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Leaderboard class soldier.png
Soldier
Backpack Battle Bob.png

Hat
Battle Bob

Pictogram info.png Changed from hat into misc

Logic of current bob not found

Leaderboard class heavy.png
Heavy
Backpack One-Man Army.png

Hat
One-Man Army/Your Worst Nightmare

Pictogram info.png One-Man Army is merged with Your Worst Nightmare headwear for sniper under the name One-Mann Army
Pictogram info.png Players who have YWN will have changed into OMA.

That makes no sense, have 2 identical hats for other classes that is not one hat.

Backpack K-9 Mane.png

Hat
K-9 Mane

Pictogram info.png Item is paintable
Pictogram info.png Can be equipped by sniper

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Leaderboard class sniper.png
Sniper
Backpack Liquidator's Lid.png

Hat
Liquidator's Lid

Pictogram plus.png Styles: Normal glasses, default model glasses, no glasses.
Pictogram plus.png Hat is paintable

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Tools
Class Tool/s Changes Reason
Tools Paint Can B8383B.png

Tools
Team Paints

Pictogram info.png All team paints can be obtained by drop and uncrate

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Paint Can 141414.png

Tools
Other Paints

Pictogram info.png Pink as hell, A colour similiar to Slate, Dark Salomon Injustice, A bitter taste of Defeat and Lime, The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants, Drably Olive, Mann's Mint, After Eight, A Distinctive Lack of Hue and An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge are obtainable trough drop and uncrate.

~

Weapon Ideas

duh


Weapons
Class Weapon Ammo Loaded Ammo Carried Damage Notes / Abilities
Leaderboard class demoman.png
Demoman
Item icon Grenade Launcher.png

Primary
Shock'n'Wave

30

N/A

Base:
75-80

Crit: 255-260

Pictogram plus.png Fires special energy bolts that explodes on contact with surfaces and forces enemy sticky bombs to detonate dealing damage to enemies
Pictogram plus.png No reload necessary
Pictogram minus.png (Hidden) -12% slower firing speed
Pictogram minus.png -25% damage vs. buildings
Pictogram minus.png No random critical hits

Leaderboard class heavy.png
Heavy
Item icon SMG.png

Primary
Santa Maria

150

300

Base:
25-50

Crit: 89

Pictogram info.png SMG based
Pictogram plus.png +15% faster move speed on wearer
Pictogram minus.png -25% slower reload speed
Pictogram minus.png No random critical hits

Leaderboard class medic.png
Medic
Item icon Medi Gun.png

Secondary
Surgeon's Accelerator

~

~

~

Pictogram info.png Ubercharge increases move speed and damage resistance by 20% and provides critical hit immunity.
Pictogram plus.png +25% ubercharge rate
Pictogram minus.png -30% overheal decay
Pictogram info.png While healing: Decreases recharge time by 1 second(does not include to Chargin Targe and Splendid Screen)

Leaderboard class sniper.png
Sniper
Item icon SMG.png

Secondary
Efficent Standard

25

150

Base:
9
Crit: 26

Pictogram plus.png +75% max secondary ammo on wearer
Pictogram plus.png +10% Damage bonus
Pictogram minus.png -25% slower reload speed
Pictogram minus.png 15% longer weapon switch time