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hello, silly billy.

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behold, the holy birb.



greetings
hello
my name is "payn", i'm generally a lurker on this wiki
i am a proud member of the fabulous figures, the 5th introduced to the group :)
you'll usually be seeing me making small edits that will:
- fix grammatical errors
- fix funny spelling mistakes
- make certain articles clearer
- add new redirects
i occasionally make the larger edit
one example of my work is the community projectile shield strategy page.

don't be afraid to say hi if you ever see me around
i really wanna work on a bigger project for this wiki with others
if someone's doing that pls lemme know i wanna work on smth more impactful to the wiki



about myself
i don't play many games lol, i only really play tf2, deltarune, and roblox item asylum
i tend to hyper obsess over certain games for a while then drop them
however, those 3 are the only ones that have really stuck with me
i'm kinda clumsy so i apologise if i do smth dumb
in tf2, i enjoy using the beggars bazooka Beggar's Bazooka.png, gunboats Gunboats.png, and market gardener Market Gardener.png with soldier
pyro also has the dragon's fury RED Dragon's Fury.png and flare gun RedFlaregun.png which are pretty cool beans too


mmy wiki stuff and contacts
click on the image next to this to check out my contributions to this wiki ⇒ Speech voice.png
click on the image next to this to access my talk page for wiki related stuffs ⇒ Painted Pebbles the Penguin UNPAINTED.png
click on the image next to this to access my comments page for more silly talk ⇒ User Payn Image 2024-04-30 175601571.png
my steam can be found here, gimme your nametags ⇒ Steam tray.png
my discord is payn., shoot me a friend request if you want to talk


i have a couple friends on this wiki
User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg slimyboi500, a very cool guy User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg
User Payn The Templar Akolyth Mirrored.png akolyth, one of my earliest friends on the wiki The Templar.png
PraisetheSun.png grampaswood, a chill guy that helps me do better in wiki stuffs PraisetheSun.png
User JupiterSphere Eridan.png jupitersphere, a cool friend of mine that's pretty gamer User JupiterSphere EridanFlipped.png
User Payn Mediarch PFP Mirrored.png mediarch, a friend who gave me an ominous warning for accidentally removing my bird from my user page (see my comments section) User Mediarch PFP.png
User Tark Pyro.png tark, an awesome guy who gave me cool css powers and is just nice in general User Payn Tark Pyro Flipped.png


hhave some cool stuff under here to distract you from how mediocre me and this userpage are


[hide]mmy loadouts
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Festivized Scattergun

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Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

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Atomizer

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Deep Fried Desire

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Beggar's Bazooka

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Bulb Bonnet

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Gunboats

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Cuban Bristle Crisis

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Market Gardener

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Antarctic Parka

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Fresh Brewed Victory

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Wanderer's Wear

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Iron Bomber

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Demoman's Fro

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Macho Mann

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Bottle

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Weight Room Warmer

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Tomislav

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Cuban Bristle Crisis

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Sandvich

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Heavy Heating

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Fists of Steel

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Sandvich Safe

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Russian Rubdown

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Panic Attack

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Cuban Bristle Crisis

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Pistol

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Western Wraps

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Jag

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Rancho Relaxo

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Festive Crusader's Crossbow

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Berlin Brain Bowl

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Medical Monarch

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Santarchimedes

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Meet the Medic (taunt)

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Huntsman

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Handsome Hitman

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Cozy Camper

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Rifleman's Regalia

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Kukri

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Sir Hootsalot

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Killer Solo

Revolver

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Familiar Fez

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Conniver's Kunai

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Le Professionnel

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Dead Ringer

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Bird's Eye Viewer

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Buy A Life

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show me your war face!
create a damn fine user page.

jupitersphere wikichievement unlocked!
that is one sweet ride! however, i will be back for 100,000 bars of australium, for you have taken from me! for australia!
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i know everything!
complete slimy's ultimate tf2 quiz.

february 6th, 2024 slimychievement unlocked!
noice
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the mann of honor
do you like slimy's edits? no? then you will NOT earn this slimychievement!

february 7th, 2024 slimychievement unlocked!
bolt boy new redirect
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happy birthday, slimy!
celebrate slimy's birthday!

february 19th, 2024 slimychievement unlocked!
you may be wondering how i’m still using the internet.
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  • make sure all languages have 3d views and translations, currently working through Soldier.
look at the schizophrenic people talk (my comments)

Decided to take a page out of Slimy's book, since I thought his idea with comments was cool. Use this for funny things you wanna send me, use my talk page for complaints, editing related stuff, and Wikichievements (I will never get one) — payn. Beggar's Bazooka.png Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Market Gardener.png 03:10, 30 April 2024 (UTC)

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hmmm

funni sextion.


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Steam Steam tray.png 16:38, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

SEX?????? Payn (talk) 22:35, 23 February 2024 (UTC)
Nein. ----Slimyboi500 User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png

Steam Steam tray.png 22:51, 23 February 2024 (UTC)

aw man. Payn (talk) 11:05, 25 February 2024 (UTC)


Bird Crime

You have a committed a class 7 bird crime by removing your bird from your user page. Please restore your bird to it's former glory as soon as possible. Mediarch User Mediarch PFP.pngTalkMy Edits 01:10, 29 April 2024 (UTC)

Pictogram plus.png  Jh34ghu43gu (talk) 01:11, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
UNDERSTOOD Payn (talk) 01:12, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
Am I in danger for having exactly zero birds on my user page? ♡ JupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 01:39, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
Am I too?
--User Slimyboi500 Logo.png User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png Steam Steam tray.png 01:42, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
You are always in danger, Slimy. Forever and always. ♡ JupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 01:43, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
TF does that mean?
--User Slimyboi500 Logo.png User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png Steam Steam tray.png 01:45, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
Be scared, Slimy. We are watching. Payn (talk) 02:53, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
Oh, I am not scared of you, you should be scared of me. I am ready.
--User Slimyboi500 Logo.png User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png Steam Steam tray.png 02:55, 29 April 2024 (UTC)

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────Best square up bucko, I WILL spray 3 rockets in your face, then humiliate you with a Market Garden. Don't test me. Payn (talk) 03:22, 29 April 2024 (UTC)

My sincerest reaction to that information: Comma key + Number 4 key + Number 3 key + Left mouse buttonJupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 04:01, 30 April 2024 (UTC)

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