User:Dr. Scaphandre

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Dr. Scaphandre
Dr. Scaphandre
Basic information
Gender: Male
Birth place: America
Native language: English
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes: Leaderboard class engineer.png Engineer
Leaderboard class medic.png Medic
Leaderboard class heavy.png Heavy
Favorite maps: Trainsawlaser
2Fort Invasion
Favorite weapons: Widowmaker Ap-Sap Sharp Dresser
Favorite hats: Company Man Bill's Hat Bubble Pipe
Favorite miscellaneous items: Tux Gentle Manne's Service Medal Deus Specs
Contact information
IRC nickname:

Navigation header stolen kindly donated by my good friend[1] Tark.


User DrScaphandre Rocket Boy Backgroundless.png

My goals on the wiki is to:

  • Create and upload delicious 1080p screencaps.
  • Give custom maps the fair and equal representation of official maps.
  • Fill in brand new updates.
  • Hang out with cool guys in the IRC.
  • Strategize.

The Community Strategy Project needs YOU maggot!


To Do List
Add a Locations section to every MvM map. Pictogram tick.png Done
Get all the Mannpower map pages up to snuff. Pictogram tick.png Done
Build pages for Final Destination 2015. Pictogram tick.png Done
Learn how to make, license, and submit images. Pictogram tick.png Done
Create a table for Skin Cases Pictogram tick.png Done
Learn how to use HLMV. Pictogram tick.png Done
Find a Wiki project to join and contribute to. Pictogram tick.png Done
Prepare for the Invasion Pictogram tick.png Done
Make Tark happy Pictogram comment.png Potato.

Wiki Arsenal

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"The Trivialist's Silly Slapper"
Level 1337 Slapper - Additions to the Wall of Shame: 19
Effect: Headless Horseshoes
+50% movement speed on newer articles
+200% damage against bad trivia edits
No random critical hits

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"The DEFCON Deprecator"
Treaty Violating Rocket Launcher - Pages nuked: 24
Effect: Isotope
On hit: Rage for 60 seconds
400% afterburn damage
Unguided. Can obliterate good pages.
"Wikis. Wikis never change."

Tark's and my child

User DrScaphandre Space Potato.png I call him Spud.

My Loadouts

Scout Soldier Pyro
Wiki Cap Cadet Visor Speedster's Spandex Shortstop C.A.P.P.E.R Holy Mackerel Wiki Cap Gentle Manne's Service Medal Fancy Dress Uniform Liberty Launcher Shotgun Disciplinary Action Wiki Cap Space Diver Tux Dragon's Fury Thermal Thruster Homewrecker
Demoman Heavy Engineer
Wiki Cap Dangeresque, Too? Tux Loch-N-Load Chargin' Targe Nessie's Nine Iron Wiki Cap Commissar's Coat Yuri's Revenge Tomislav Sandvich Apoco-Fists Wiki Cap Rocket Operator Life Support System Frontier Justice C.A.P.P.E.R Gunslinger
Medic Sniper Spy
Wiki Cap Surgeon's Sidearms Surgeon's Side Satchel Blutsauger Medi Gun Ubersaw Wiki Cap Deus Specs Final Frontiersman Shooting Star Jarate Prinny Machete Wiki Cap Graylien Tuxxy Diamondback Cloak and Dagger Black Rose

Userpage Graffifi

Feel free to put anything you wish in this section. My page is your page. I’m the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring, and then I start eating garbage!

[2015-12-18 23:42:29] <DrScaphandre> I wonder how many more jobs I can steal from Tark

[14/09/2016 15:50] {DaBlackFox} You sir are the first person I have ever talked to on this site :P

[10/23/16 5:52] <InfernalShroom> If you eat garbage, doesn't that mean you eat me? Don't eat me plz.


"Each and every one of you will be sent home to your momma' in a box!"
Soldier on what goes inside my userboxes.

Brotherhood, Sailor Moon, and MGS V boxes created by HyperDan.

UserboxBF3.jpg This user plays Battlefield 3.
Minecraftblock.png This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.
User FNV40x.png Patrolling the Mojave almost makes this user wish for a nuclear winter!
UserboxMGSV.png This user is nuclear!
User Orange box.png This user owns The Orange Box.
UserboxNox.jpg This user is a member of the Brotherhood. Kane lives!
User DrScaphandre GTAV Logo.png Why did this user move here? They guess it was the weather.
User DrScaphandre Viscera Cleanup Detail Logo.png This user makes sure that they clean up their messes.
User DrScaphandre Call of Duty 4 Logo.png This user plays Call of Duty 4. "Stay frosty."
User DrScaphandre Team Instinct Logo.png This user is a member of Team Instinct.
User DrScaphandre Hearthstone Icon.png This user plays Hearthstone. Well met!
User DrScaphandre Overwatch Logo.png This user plays Overwatch. "Cheers love! The cavalry's here!"
User DrScaphandre Nintendo Switch Logo.png This user digs the Nintendo Switch.
User DrScaphandre Halo MCC icon.png This user is ready to finish the fight on PC.
User DrScaphandre Palutena icon.png This user is a Palutena main. "You shall be purified!"
TF2 Information
REDicon.gif This user is an employee of RED.
Poker Night Icon.png This user has obtained several promotional items that are exclusively tied to achievements in other games and events.
Train.png This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.
Engineer Update Gunslinger.png This user is an offensineer.
"You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."
Unusual Logo.png This user owns an Unusual hat.
Earbuds.png This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.
Wiki Information
RED Wiki Cap.png This user owns a Wiki Cap.
Approved.png This user watches the Recent Changes log.
# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel
LargeEdit.jpg This user likes to edit articles in GIANT MAN chunks.
User Monte GreenWiki.gif This user likes to see this wiki turning green.
Crystal xeyes.png This user is afraid of red links.
Medicava.jpg This user's edits are all part of a grandiose maniacal plan.
Tf sniper be polite.png This user says "Be polite when you edit."
Tf sniper be efficient.png This user says "Be efficient when you edit."
Tf sniper have a plan.png This user says "Have a plan when you edit."
Backpack Cozy Camper.png This user says "Be patient when you edit."
Soldier every single one.png This user found two of every kind of typo…herded them on to an editor…then he typed the crap out of every single one.
Steam tray.png This user dreams of making his own games.
LinuxLogo.png This user loves penguins so much. That's why they use Linux.
Flag Texas.png Howdy, I'm a Texan!
Coffee Icon.png This user drinks far too much coffee.
User Merple mountaindew.png
This user does the Dew
UserboxSailor.png This user fights evil by moonlight.
UserIsPretty.jpg Man this user's pretty! Do the Monkey with them! Come on!
Mandelbrot sequence small.gif This user enjoys making people go insane.
User Jagoba RL Don Patch.gif This user loves absurd humour.
Photoshop icon.png This user knows his way around Photoshop.
Tf play game everyclass.png This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!
Shooting-soldier.gif This user likes to shoot first and ask questions later!
User DrScaphandre MSI logo.png This user's computer is an MSI.

My babies

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Backpack Wiki Cap.png

"The Wiki Capper"
Level 20 Hat
★ Unusual Effect: Community Sparkle
See that Hightower? You can cap it! It just works!

( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

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Unusual Skullcracker
Level 22 Special Taunt
★ Unusual Effect: '72
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.

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Unusual Square Dance
Level 68 Special Taunt
★ Unusual Effect: Roaring Rockets
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.

Backpack Tux.png

Limited Level 1-100 Mascot
Linux represent!

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Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"I had to play a shitty Sandvich stacking game for 20 hours to get this."

( Not Tradable )

Dream Items

Valve please make these items real and give me free Self-Made versions of them kthnxbai.

Golden Ghastly Gibus

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Golden Ghastly Gibus
Limited Level 79 Hat
Imbued with an ancient power
It was said that King Midas was the first person ever to wear a gibus. It was also said that the world was flat. Good times.

( Achievement Item: Not Tradable )

Unusual Buds

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Unusual Earbuds
Limited Level 1-100 Hat
Unusual Effect: Disco Beat Down
OSX represent!


Tarkchievement Awarded by Reason
User Tark Potato.png

Potato Fan
Potato lover.

Lord Tarko Wikichievement unlocked!
Q:Why you did this?
A:I don't know, but i did it. So take care, and welcome to the most funny place of the world!
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
Tf soldier worth a thousand wars.png

Photo Bomb
Continuously upload and add screenshots to articles.

Lord Tarko Wikichievement unlocked!
So... you did it! Everyday uploading a lot of map images and other things. (References: Thunder (CTF), Foundry (CTF), Gorge (Capture the Flag), Coal Town, Snowplow‎). Anyway, you do a good work with locations too. Keep in mind: I'm a stalker.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Helping Hand
Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination.

HyperDan Wikichievement unlocked!
You've been an amazing guide in helping me get used to the wiki and how it works. I think you deserve this, buddy.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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The Trivial Inquisition
Carefully moderate new trivia additions based on the value they add to the article.

Lawd-Tarko Wikichievement unlocked!
Excellent stalker, constantly checking trivia sections and such.