User:Scurve
Scurve is a quantum particle phenomenon of moderate proportions. While it is generally accepted that he/she/it exists, some academic debate yet rages over the matter of how. This phenomenon (or time-cluster event, as some have postulated) appears to have motives of its own, and often appears to make decisions autonomously. Many suspect that the entity in fact yields a sort of "beta-consciousness"; that is, he/she/it only appears to subscribe to specific avenues of thought simply because such avenues are the manner in which the entity is perceived.
Notably, this time-cluster event appears to be some sort of karate monkey. 
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About Me
I'm a proofreading idiot savant and rocket-jumping idiot. I may or mayn't take on larger projects eventually, but for now I'm content to just do some minor copy editing. I don't quite trust myself enough to lend others actual advice (particularly since all I have to offer is "Think" and "Don't just run in like an idiot, dude.") All my friends like payload, and if you don't like payload, well, then you're no friend of mine.
Currently, I'm fiddling around with my user page for the most part, trying to get a better handle on handling the wiki code before making more significant changes.
I also write books, graphic novels, flash fiction, poetry, songs, technical documents, company newsletters, long-winded diatribes, decadently-long lists, my name on the moon with a laser, urban fantasy, science fiction, tabletop role-playing games, spec scripts for television, TF2 hat descriptions, slashfic involving Joss Whedon and the cast of Manfred, movie premises, verbose character bios/backgrounds, and choreography for my musical about Hunter S. Thompson's head in a jar traveling the universe inside the Voyager Interstellar Message Project and recording all he sees in song before entering the orbital keyhole of a distant star and forming his mind's eye into a temple for the worship of René Descartes. I also write short stories.
I have yet to be published in any way. Go figure.
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Secret Agenda (DO NOT READ)
- Big Heads server variable (á la 1993's NBA Jam)
- New pizza delivery game mode
- Reinstatement of green and yellow teams
- Train obstacle courses
- Drawing the Earth into the sun
- Likely with a calculated nuclear array
- Demos shoot eggs instead of pills on Easter
- Religious holiday but it's not like rabbits really have anything to do with it to begin with
- The yearly release of TF2 webcomics to promote Free Comic Book Day
