[Zwei Stücke des Sandvich können in einem Kühlschrank auf einem Teller neben Red Shed Bier gesehen werden]
[Der "Meet the Sandvich" Text erscheint]
[Die 2 Sandviches werden gezeigt]
Heavy: [Stöhnt schmerzerfüllt]
Scout: "Yeah, there he is!"
Soldier: "You! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"
[Der Heavy öffnet die Kühlschranktür, und nimmt sich eins der Sandviches]
Scout: "D-don't do it, pal!"
Soldier: "Do. Not. Do it!"
Heavy: [Isst das Sandvich] "Om nom nom nom..."
Soldier: "Oohhhhhhh, hell..."
Scout: "H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!"
[Der Heavy kichert, und seine Fußschritte werden lauter]
Scout: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-"
[Laute Kampfgeräusche sind hörbar, die Tür bewegt sich einen Spalt auf, eine Bierflasche fällt.]
Heavy: "Ahahahaha!"
[Man hört eine Flüssigkeit fließen, wohl das Blut des Scouts.]
Scout: "My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!"
Soldier: "Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..."
[A thud and a snap is heard]
Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"
[A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of beer falls over]
Soldier: "AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"
[A girlish scream is heard as ending flourish music plays. The camera pans across a diagram of the Sandvich]
[Cut to the Heavy in Dustbowl, as he was in the original Meet the Heavy, but instead of wielding his Minigun he is devouring a Sandvich]
Heavy: "Nom nom nom... [Takes a bite] nom nom... mmmm.. nom."
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