User:Satorifan

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Satorifan
Basic information
Type: PC/Internets Junkie
Health: 98.5% (or is it degrees Fahrenheit?)
Speed: 111uh...1%
Native language: English
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes: Medic
Favourite maps: Steel/Coaltown
Favourite weapons: Baby Face's Blaster (When this baby hits 88 mph...)
Contact information
Steam page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/simm13 (Now be good, mkay?)
User edikkisin Overuses user boxes.png This user overuses user boxes.


Here's a schematic for ya: MY ASS!
— This user, giving construction advice to Engineers

Otherwise known as "That guy that done won himself a Tyrant's Helm as part of a Medieval Update contest thingy". Yep, that's me. PS: "IS IN" IS your second clue.

Also otherwise known as "not notable". If you're here, it's either out of sheer boredom or the fact that you saw my name on some article edit history list. Or both. I don't really care. You're here, so go ahead: enlighten me.

A few more details:

  • Preferred custom HUD: FrankenHUD
  • Favorite community update: the Night of the Living Update
  • Likes fixes for the stuff Valve is too lazy to fix/improvements to things Valve made(see: the TF2b Icon Pack
  • Wants to own all of TF2's weapons (not counting the Vintage Lugermorph, the Golden Wrench, the Saxxy, or any other weapon of that variety.)
  • Would do demonstration videos if he didn't have custom stuff in his game
  • Owns a Vintage Golden Texas Ten Gallon named "The Stetson of Ten THOUSAND Two Steps". You may now bow down to me. Take your time.

This userpage was last updated on September 1, 2012. Note that I don't update quite often.

Userboxes.exe

Basic info

Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Flag Texas.png Howdy, I'm a Texan!
Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
Tf medic heal under fire.png This user has made over 150 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki!
Dead heat.png This user has been an editor of the Team Fortress Wiki for 5107 days.
Heavy Industry.png This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
The two wiki union logo.png This user supports The Two Wiki Union.
RED Wiki Cap.png This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.
SmallEdit.jpg This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.
Heavy laugh.png This user page is so small,
it is funny to me!
Spy No smoking.png No smoking please!
Redundant.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.


TF2-Related

TF2 crosshair.png This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!
User Lhavelund Idiot.png This user has moments of innate idiocy. Sorry.
User Scout.png This user is a Scout.
“I'm battin' a thousand!”
User Soldier.png This user is a Soldier.
“Maggots!”
Tf soldier gora gora gora.png This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players
Backpack Disciplinary Action.png This user loves whipping his teammates (and enemies).
User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
User Demoman.png This user is a Demoman.
“Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”
User Engineer.png This user is an Engineer.
“I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”
RED Level 1 Sentry Gun.png This user is buildin' a Sentry
User Medic.png This user is a Medic.
“Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”
User Sniper.png This user is a Sniper.
“Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!”

Of course, they suck at Sniper. It won't stop them from trying.

Backpack Shahanshah.png Thish usher hash a Shahanshah.
Medic Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.
Hire Date: November 11, 2009 (15:32:16 GMT)


Dueling Medal Bronze.png This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge which is Level 2, requiring roughly 230 more duel wins to upgrade it.
Gibbed Sniper.png This user tends to fall to pieces.
Achieved.png This user has earned 334 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 64%!
Tf win multiplegames.png This user has earned 19 of the 47 general achievements. That's 40%!
Tf medic achieve progress1.png This user has earned 28 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 72%!
Pyro achieve progress1.png This user has earned 37 of the 40 Pyro achievements. That's 93%!
HeavyMilestone1.png This user has earned 34 of the 38 Heavy achievements. That's 89%!
Tf scout achieve progress1.png This user has earned 33 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 80%!
Tf sniper achieve progress1.png This user has earned 38 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 90%!
Tf spy achieve progress1.png This user has earned 37 of the 38 Spy achievements. That's 97%!
Tf scared stiff.png This user has earned all of the 5 Scarechievements!
Tf soldier achieve progress1.png This user has earned 33 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 77%!
Tf demo achieve progress1.png This user has earned 31 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 70%!
Engineer progress1.jpg This user has earned 31 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 82%!
Tf masked mann.jpg This user has earned all of the 4 Ghostchievements!
Thats a wrap.png This user has earned 4 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 50%!
The Crucible.png This user has earned 8 of the 12 Foundry achievements. That's 67%!
Valve Gift Grab 2011 - Tf2.png This user has earned the Christmas Event achievement!
The Fight Stuff.png This user has earned 5 of the 12 Astro-chievements. That's 42%!
Frags to Riches Achievement Icon.jpg This user has earned 19 of the 49 Mann vs. Machievements. That's 39%!
Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 1608 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!
Backpack case.png This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.
Backpack pda destroy.png This user's TF2 stats can be found here
BLU Bombcart.png This user likes to push it. P-push it real good.
Backpack Name Tag.png This user loves to rename his items.
Engineerupdatewait.png This user thoroughly enjoyed the Engineer Update!
Golden Wrench IMG.png This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!
Train.png This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.
DaniVoiceMenu.png This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
Tf medic heal callers.png EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
Speech mediccall.png This user constantly calls for MEDIC!
Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 29 hats! (Probably 28 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

(14 of the hats I own are promotional.)

Troublemaker's Tossle Cap.png If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.
Userbox Nope.png This user is credit to team?...

Nope


Limited items/Halloween hats/Item sets/Stranges

Item icon Alien Swarm Parasite.png This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.
Lumbricus Lid Helmet.png This user owns the Lumbricus Lid.
Backpack Mann Co. Cap.png This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.


This user HAD an Ellis's Cap, but later crafted it. They got a Killer Exclusive. SCORE!

Frying Pan.png This user owns the Frying Pan.
Item icon Dealer's Visor.png This user owns the Dealer's Visor.
Poker Night Icon.png This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.
Backpack Bounty Hat.png This user owns the Bounty Hat.


This user's Superfan was traded away as part of backpack cleanup. Alternatively, it was part of the craft above.

This user's Athletic Supporter was traded away as part of backpack cleanup.

Item icon Essential Accessories.png This user owns the Essential Accessories.
Backpack Lo-Fi Longwave.png This user owns the Lo-Fi Longwave, and loves Kritzkast!
Item icon Spiral Sallet.png This user owns the Spiral Sallet.
Backpack Ghastlierest Gibus.png This user owns the Ghastlierest Gibus.
Backpack Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.png This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.
Backpack Cadaver's Cranium.png This user owns the Cadaver's Cranium.
Backpack Horrific Headsplitter.png This user owns the Horrific Headsplitter.
Backpack Saxton Hale Mask.png This user owns the Saxton Hale Mask.
Backpack MONOCULUS!.png This user owns the MONOCULUS!.
Backpack RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.png This user isn't going to redeem his RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.
Backpack Lo-Fi Longwave.png This user owns the Lo-Fi Longwave, and loves Kritzkast!
Item icon Spiral Sallet.png This user owns the Spiral Sallet.
Backpack Black Rose.png This user owns the Black Rose.
RED Balloonicorn.png This user owns a Genuine Balloonicorn.
GasJockeysGear.png This user is a Gas Jockey Pyro.

Gas Jockey's Gear items were purchased from day one.

Backpack Eyelander.png This user owns a Strange eyelander.
Rank: Mildly Menacing
Kills: 45


Backpack Natascha.png This user owns a Strange Natascha.
Rank: Positively Inhumane
Kills: 750


Backpack Back Scratcher.png This user owns a Strange Back Scratcher.
Rank: Unremarkable
Kills: 10


Backpack Rainblower.png This user owns a Strange Rainblower.
Rank: Gore-Spattered
Kills: 350



Etc.

Portal.png This user is a member of the Unofficial Portal Wiki
User Jagoba RL Black Humour.png This user loves black humour.
Nostalgia Critic.jpg This user remembers it so you don't have to.
Half-life 2.png This user likes Half-Life 2.
Portal.png This user enjoys Portal.
Portal2.png This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
As potato.png This user obtained 2 (out of 36 possible) ARG potatoes on their Steam Community profile.
Ticket enabled.png This user earned 9 (out of 76 possible) prize tickets, and unlocked 0 prizes.
Sam and Max The Devil's Playhouse.jpg This user loves the episodic adventures of the Freelance Police.
g This user plays Garry's Mod.
Poker Night Icon.png This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.
Killing floor.png This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!"
SMB.png This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.
Userbox Magicka.png This user likes to cast arcane beams and "accidentally" blow his friends up.
Userbox PvZ.png This user doesn't want zombies on his lawn.
SpaceChem.png This user is an employee of SpaceChem.
Sonic Generations Userbox.png This user is running at the speed of sound!
Console version, ob
L4D.png This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.
L4D2.png This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Microsoft Windows 7.
AMD Logo.png This user's computer is powered by AMD.
Mouse Icon.png This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
Chrome Logo.png This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser.


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Mah License Plate, Mate! Also an ad

The town just down from Redburg

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What on earth could that code mean?


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