satorifan/Da Policia
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Basic information
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Type: |
PC/Internets Junkie
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Health: |
98.5% (or is it degrees Fahrenheit?)
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Speed: |
111uh...1%
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Native language: |
English
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Team Fortress 2
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Favourite classes: |
Medic
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Favourite maps: |
Steel/Coaltown
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Favourite weapons: |
Baby Face's Blaster (When this baby hits 88 mph...)
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Contact information
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Steam page: |
http://steamcommunity.com/id/simm13 (Now be good, mkay?)
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| This page in a nutshell: A bunch of userboxes. ENJOY! |
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This user overuses user boxes.
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Otherwise known as "That guy that done won himself a Tyrant's Helm as part of a Medieval Update contest thingy". Yep, that's me. PS: "IS IN" IS your second clue.
Also otherwise known as "not notable". If you're here, it's either out of sheer boredom or the fact that you saw my name on some article edit history list. Or both. I don't really care. You're here, so go ahead: enlighten me.
A few more details:
- Preferred custom HUD: FrankenHUD
- Favorite community update: the Night of the Living Update
- Likes fixes for the stuff Valve is too lazy to fix/improvements to things Valve made(see: the TF2b Icon Pack
- Wants to own all of TF2's weapons (not counting the Vintage Lugermorph, the Golden Wrench, the Saxxy, or any other weapon of that variety.)
- Would do demonstration videos if he didn't have custom stuff in his game
- Owns a Vintage Golden Texas Ten Gallon named "The Stetson of Ten THOUSAND Two Steps". You may now bow down to me. Take your time.
This userpage was last updated on September 1, 2012. Note that I don't update quite often.
Userboxes.exe
Basic info
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This user is American, pardner!
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Howdy, I'm a Texan!
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This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
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This user has made over 150 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki!
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This user has been an editor of the Team Fortress Wiki for 5320 days.
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This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
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This user supports The Two Wiki Union.
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This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.
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This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.
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This user page is so small, it is funny to me!
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No smoking please!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
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TF2-Related
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This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!
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This user has moments of innate idiocy. Sorry.
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This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”
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This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players
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This user loves whipping his teammates (and enemies).
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This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
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This user is a Demoman. “Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”
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This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”
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This user is buildin' a Sentry
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This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”
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This user is a Sniper. “Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!”
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Of course, they suck at Sniper. It won't stop them from trying.
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Thish usher hash a Shahanshah.
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This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: November 11, 2009 (15:32:16 GMT)
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This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge which is Level 2, requiring roughly 230 more duel wins to upgrade it.
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This user has earned 334 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 64%!
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This user has earned 19 of the 47 general achievements. That's 40%!
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This user has earned 28 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 72%!
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This user has earned 37 of the 40 Pyro achievements. That's 93%!
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This user has earned 34 of the 38 Heavy achievements. That's 89%!
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This user has earned 33 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 80%!
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This user has earned 38 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 90%!
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This user has earned 37 of the 38 Spy achievements. That's 97%!
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This user has earned all of the 5 Scarechievements!
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This user has earned 33 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 77%!
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This user has earned 31 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 70%!
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This user has earned 31 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 82%!
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This user has earned all of the 4 Ghostchievements!
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This user has earned 4 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 50%!
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This user has earned 8 of the 12 Foundry achievements. That's 67%!
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This user has earned the Christmas Event achievement!
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This user has earned 5 of the 12 Astro-chievements. That's 42%!
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This user has earned 19 of the 49 Mann vs. Machievements. That's 39%!
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This user has spent 1608 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!
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This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.
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This user's TF2 stats can be found here
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This user likes to push it. P-push it real good.
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This user loves to rename his items.
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This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!
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This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.
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This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
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EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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This user constantly calls for MEDIC!
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This user owns 29 hats! (Probably 28 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
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(14 of the hats I own are promotional.)
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If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.
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This user is credit to team?...
“Nope”
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Limited items/Halloween hats/Item sets/Stranges
This user HAD an Ellis's Cap, but later crafted it. They got a Killer Exclusive. SCORE!
This user's Superfan was traded away as part of backpack cleanup. Alternatively, it was part of the craft above.
This user's Athletic Supporter was traded away as part of backpack cleanup.
Gas Jockey's Gear items were purchased from day one.
Etc.
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This user loves black humour.
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This user remembers it so you don't have to.
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This user likes Half-Life 2.
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This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
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This user obtained 2 (out of 36 possible) ARG potatoes on their Steam Community profile.
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This user earned 9 (out of 76 possible) prize tickets, and unlocked 0 prizes.
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This user loves the episodic adventures of the Freelance Police.
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This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.
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This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!"
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This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.
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This user likes to cast arcane beams and "accidentally" blow his friends up.
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This user doesn't want zombies on his lawn.
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This user is running at the speed of sound!
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Console version, ob
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This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.
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This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.
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This user uses Microsoft Windows 7.
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This user's computer is powered by AMD.
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This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
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This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser.
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Itemslist.mov(dat gear up)
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Mah License Plate, Mate! Also an ad
The town just down from Redburg
17-1SCLUE
What on earth could that code mean?