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| title =<div style="font-family;">[[User:Payn|payn.]]</div>
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<div style="position:absolute;top:218px;left:40px;>[[File:User Jestie BegBaz Flipped.png|link=Beggar's Bazooka]]</div>
| type = doopid idot
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<div style="position:absolute;top:218px;right:30px>[[File:Beggar's Bazooka.png|250px|link=]]</div>
| gender = Male
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| age = 14
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<div style="position:absolute;top:538px;left:40px;>[[File:User Jestie MG Flipped.png|250px]]</div>
| language = English <small> i speak a lil' Fijian tho </small>
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<div style="position:absolute;top:538px;right:30px>[[File:Market Gardener.png|250px]]</div>
| birthplace = Fiji! I live in Australia currently, though.  
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| favmap_us = [[Frontier]], [[Upward]], [[Skirmish]], and [[Badwater Basin]]! <br> <small> yes i play the maps everyone else plays <br>theres a REASON everyone does >:(
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<div style="position:absolute;top:803px;left:70px>[[File:User Jestie TF Logo.png|150px]]</div>
| favclass_us = [[Medic]] and [[Engineer]]! <small>spah sapping mah medick</small>
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<div style="position:absolute;top:803px;right:60px>[[File:User Jestie TF Logo.png|150px]]</div>
| favweap_us = [[Strange]] and [[Community]]! <br> <small> i love showing people how much i suck at medic
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{{Quotation|'''payn.''' when he gets sent into the shadow realm by a crocket with 100% uber|Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?|sound=Sniper mvm resurrect01.wav}}
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<div style="position:absolute;top:1223px;left:77px>[[File:User Jestie Ecstatic.png|125px]]</div>
 
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'''General Info!'''
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<div style="position:absolute;top:780px;left:-197px; transform:scale(0.79)>[[File:User Jestie big shoe lmfao.gif]]</div>
 
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<center>{{Wiki Break|| Burnt out from school, not entirely sure when I'll start editing again}}</center>
Hey! I'm rather new to the wiki, so I apologise if I mess up or make some bad edits here n' there. I'd love advice, so if you have any please give me some on my talk page! <br>
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<small> every goddamn time i play tf2 people keep making jokes about me being in "''payn''" please shut up only i can make those jokes</small>
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'''Likes N' Dislikes!'''
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">'''greetings'''</span><br>
I love TF2 (obviously), rhythm games, and savoury foods. I also might be masochistic because I main one of the most ''payn''ful (see what I did there?) classes to main, [[Medic]], and somehow have ''fun''. I have started to play [[Scout]], he's pretty damn fun. [[Soldier]] is also pretty gamer, I enjoy playing him when my brain is too fried to play Medic. I've started to become a Battle Engie main ''somehow'', I got gifted a Panic Attack by a friend and it went from there. <br>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">hello</span><br>
I dislike cheaters, bots, toxic idiots blahblahblah <small>''literally no one cares why tf did you put this here-''</small>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">my name is "jestie", i'm generally a lurker on this wiki</span>
 
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">i am a proud member of the [[User:Slimyboi500/The_Fabulous_Figures_PAGE|fabulous figures]], the 5th introduced to the group :)</span>
'''My Main History!'''
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">you'll usually be seeing me making small edits that will:</span>
*I'm a Medic Main<small>''(mostly)''</small>! About 400+ hours on Medic, and counting.... <br> My preferred loadout with this German psychopath is the Crusader's Crossbow ([[Festive weapons|Festive]] variant), Stock [[Medi Gun]], and the [[Ubersaw]]. <small> yes I'm a meta slave pls dont bulli me :( </small>
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*Former [[Pyro]] main! Freaking 500+ on that nerd. My preferred loadout with that schizophrenic '''''freak''''' is the [[Degreaser]], [[Panic Attack]], and [[Backscratcher]]. It's genuinely scary how fast this loadout eats through someone's health. <br> <small>Don't play him much anymore because 500+ hours of W+M1 gets boring after a while. </small>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">- fix grammatical errors<br>
*Former Spy main! <br> Preferred loadout with this sneaky frenchman is the [[L'etranger]], [[Big Earner]], and the [[Dead Ringer]] or stock [[Invis Watch]]. <br> <small> I am a speedy boi, and never freaking die, hehehe </small>
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- fix funny spelling mistakes<br>
*Former [[Demoman|Demo]] main! <small> ''I mained him for like a month then switched lmfao-'' </small> <br> My preferred loadout with this Black Scottish Cyclops drunkard is the [[Iron Bomber]], [[Stickybomb Launcher]], and the [[Bottle|bottl]]. <small> I like the bottl :) </small>
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- make certain articles clearer<br>
*Former [[Heavy]] main! Same story as Demo. <br> My preferred loadout with this not very teeny man is the [[Tomislav]], [[Sandvich]], and the [[Gloves of Running Urgently|GRU]]. <br> <small>Tommy Gruvich Enjoyer people, Tommy Gruvich.</small> <br>I've also become a Fat Scout enjoyer, I just switch out the Sandvich for the Panic Attack.
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- add new redirects <br>
*Former [[Soldier]] main! Same story as Heavy, and Demo, again. <br>My preferred loadout with this very patriotic and violent man is the [[Original]] or [[Direct Hit]], [[Panic Attack]] or [[Battalion's Backup]], and the [[Disciplinary Action]]. <small> i hate the fact crockets exist tbh... </small>
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i occasionally make the larger edit<br>
*Former [[Engineer]] main???? ''what is my main history this is mind boggling.'' <br> My preferred loadout with this Texan boi when I'm normal defensive Engineer is the [[Rescue Ranger]], [[Wrangler]], and [[Jag]]. <small> Yes, I'm a basic boi. </small> <br> When I wanna do things Texas Style<small>(TM)</small>, I use the [[Panic Attack]], [[Pistol]], and the [[Gunslinger]]. <small> i learnt how to aim lets go its more fun now!!!! </small>
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one example of my work is the [[Community Projectile Shield strategy|community projectile shield strategy]] page.</span>
*Semi [[Scout]] main??? I only really play him on things that don't have any real objective, like [[Hightower]] or [[2Fort]]. <br>My preferred loadout with the Boston boi with French genes in him<small> ''ew'' </small> is the Stock [[Scattergun]], [[Flying Guillotine]] and the [[Atomiser]]! <small> mobility gaeming </small>
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<br> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">don't be afraid to say hi if you ever see me around</span>
 
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<br><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">i really wanna work on a bigger project for this wiki with others<br>if someone's doing that pls lemme know i wanna work on smth more impactful to the wiki</span>
 
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[[User:Payn/WeaponsNamesAndDescs|'''Names and Descriptions for my weapons! (click this)''']]<br>
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Thought I'd put the multiple dumb asf names I've made for my weapons that're strange, or the namess I'd like to put on weapons!
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">'''about myself'''</span><br>  
'''Quick Thank You's!''' <br>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">i don't play many games lol, i only really play tf2, deltarune, and roblox item asylum</span><br>
 
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">i tend to hyper obsess over certain games for a while then drop them</span><br>
[[User:Akolyth|Akolyth]] for the inspiration of this user page! <small> and hopefully letting me steal some of his user page stuff to repurpose here lol </small><br>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">however, those 3 are the only ones that have really stuck with me</span></span><br>
[[User:GrampaSwood|GrampaSwood]] for being cool and giving me advice for when i mess up, haha.
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">i'm kinda clumsy so i apologise if i do smth dumb</span>
 
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">in tf2, i enjoy using the [[Beggar's Bazooka|beggars bazooka]] [[File:Beggar's Bazooka.png|30px|link=Beggar's Bazooka]], [[Gunboats|gunboats]] [[File:Gunboats.png|25px|link=Gunboats]], and [[Market Gardener|market gardener]] [[File:Market Gardener.png|30px|link=Market Gardener]] with [[Soldier|soldier]]</span>
'''My Favourite Voicelines, In Class Order.'''<br>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">[[Pyro|pyro]] also has the [[Dragon's Fury|dragon's fury]] [[File:Dragon's Fury.png|30px|link=Dragon's Fury]] and [[Flare Gun|flare gun]] [[File:RedFlaregun.png|25px|link=Flare Gun]] which are pretty cool beans too</span>
 
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'''Scout:'''
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{{Quotation|The '''Scout''' after beating someone to death with a fish.|Yeah, I dare ya. '''Rage quit'''. C'mon, make us both happy.|sound=Scout domination19.wav}}
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{{Quotation|Now he's insulting the body. He almost sounds like an asshole, but he's right.|You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield.|sound=Scout_misc07.wav}}
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">'''mmy wiki stuff and contacts'''</span><br>
{{Quotation|He's beating up the corpse now??? Dude, chill. He's already dead.|Repeat after me: mhmm-mhmm-mhmm '''I'm dead!'''|sound=Scout_dominationpyr03.wav}}
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">click on the image next to this to check out my contributions to this wiki ⇒ [[File:Speech voice.png|30px|link=Special:Contributions/Jestie]]</span><br>
 
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">click on the image next to this to access my talk page for wiki related stuffs ⇒ [[File:RED Battle Bear Flair Soldier.png|25px|link=User talk:Jestie]]</span><br>
'''Soldier:'''
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">click on the image next to this to access my comments page for more silly talk ⇒ [[File:User Jestie Image 2024-04-30 175601571.png|30px|link=User talk:Jestie/Comments]]</span>
{{Quotation|The '''Soldier''' taking a good look at those filthy communists.|If God had wanted you to live, he would '''not''' have created '''me!'''|sound=Soldier_taunts07.wav}}
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{{Quotation|He just killed the entirety of the USSR with a crocket. Gah dayum, a true patriot.|Dominated, hippie! '''Get a job!'''|sound=Soldier_DominationSoldier01.wav}}
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">my steam can be found here, gimme your nametags ⇒ [[File:Steam_tray.png|30px|link=https://steamcommunity.com/id/jestie_gaming]]</span>
{{Quotation|Hahaha, get screwed Stalin.|Checkmate, Stalingrad!|sound=Soldier_DominationHeavy07.wav}}
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">my discord is {{code|_jestie_}}, shoot me a friend request if you want to talk</span>
'''Pyro:'''
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<small>''I don't really have a favourite because they're all mumbles lol''</small>
 
 
 
'''Demo:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Demoman''' after kabooming some random Medic with 100% Uber.|You appear to have trodden on a mine!|sound=Demoman_specialcompleted03.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|He just went through an existential crisis. Are you okay, Demo?|...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... (sobbing)|sound=Demoman_gibberish06.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Looks like he's back to normal, but slightly drunker. He's berating some Scout now.|Yer so bloody '''TINY!''' Yer like a toy-sized version of a '''man!'''|sound=Demoman_dominationscout06.wav}}
 
 
 
'''Heavy:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Heavy''' scolding his tiny, baby, coward team members.|The burning you feel? '''It is shame.'''|sound= Heavy_domination15.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|It appears he is unamused by his teammate's incompetence.|You are dead. Not big surprise.|sound=Heavy_domination17.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|He appears to be slapping his team members with a [[Ham Shank]]? Has he finally gone insane, just like the rest of his team?|Don't run! It's just '''ham!'''|sound=Heavy_sandwichtaunt06.wav}}
 
 
 
'''Engineer:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Engineer''' on how '''pathetic''' the enemy team are.|These fellas are gonna be '''Ohm-less''' if they don't put up more of a... '''RESISTANCE!''' (laughter) Ah, that's an engineerin' joke.|sound=Cm_engie_pregamewonlast_rare_01.mp3}}
 
{{Quotation|Why does this sound so good though.|This button here, builds Teleporters. This button, builds Dispensers. '''And this little button makes them enemy sum-bitches wish they'd never been born!'''|sound=Cm_engie_pregamefirst_rare_07.mp3}}
 
{{Quotation|He's here! Prepare for a victory. (or don't its a gibusvision engie lmfao)|Don't worry, boys! The Engineer, is Engi-here! (laughs) Yeah, still tinkerin' with that one.|sound=Cm_engie_pregamefirst_rare_03.mp3}}
 
{{Quotation|I just had to add this one it's just too good-|You may build your body by lifting weights, Hale! I build my body by lifting '''heavy machinery!'''|sound=Engineer setup 03.mp3}}
 
 
 
'''Medic:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Medic''' when he is about 5 meters from your exact location.|'''Prepare for your examination... (laughs)'''|sound=Medic taunts10.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Uh oh! It appears he murdered your entire family.|Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not zink ve brought enough body-bags.|sound=Medic taunts02.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Now he's laughing at your corpse. Your pathetic ragdoll. You suck. How could you let this happen.|Can you feel ze '''Schadenfreude?'''|sound=Medic specialcompleted11.wav}}
 
 
 
'''Sniper:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Sniper''' as he aims at some random watermelon.|This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!|sound=Sniper taunts17.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Looks like he shot some poor invisible Spy in front of it. He's not complaining, though.|Spy '''that''', ya fancy bloody wuss!|sound=Sniper specialcompleted21.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|He's celebrating with a Christmas party? Didn't know Australians celebrated Christmas in July.|Its a miracle. Its an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!|sound=Sniper_mvm_loot_godlike01.wav}}
 
 
 
'''Spy:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Spy''' after trickstabbing some overzealous unusual wearing Scout.|May I borrow your headpiece? [Mimicking Scout] '''This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!'''|sound=Spy_DominationScout06.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Now he's taunting some W+M1 Pyro who spotted him after trickstabbing '''it''' too. How many hours on this game does this guy have again?|You look like death warmed over. Heheheh.|sound=Spy_DominationPyro05.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|He- '''he just trickstabbed the entire enemy team.''' What the hell? Is this guy ok? He's talking like its perfectly normal????|All in a day's work.|sound=Spy_cheers01.wav}}
 
 
 
'''SAXTON HALE!'''
 
{{Quotation|'''Saxton Hale''' as he leaps out of his office to beat up some hippies.|Propertyyyy... '''DAAAMAAAAAGE!'''|sound=Kill building 02.mp3}}
 
{{Quotation|'''Saxton Hale''' gazing upon the scattered corpses of said hippies.|Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! You little, little men! Aw, you're '''adorable.'''|sound=Kill generic 18.mp3}}
 
{{Quotation|He killed the Scout from TF2 wtf-|They'll have a dispenser for you in '''heaven.'''|sound=Kill scout 01.mp3}}
 
 
 
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">'''i have a couple friends on this wiki'''</span><br>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">[[File: User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg|40px|link=User:Slimyboi500]] [[User:Slimyboi500|slimyboi500]], a very cool guy [[File: User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg|40px|link=User:Slimyboi500]]</span><br>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">[[File:User Jestie The Templar Akolyth Mirrored.png|40px|link=User:Akolyth]] [[User:Akolyth|akolyth]], one of my earliest friends on the wiki [[File:The Templar.png|40px|link=User:Akolyth]]</span><br>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">[[File:PraisetheSun.png|40px|link=User:GrampaSwood]] [[User:GrampaSwood|grampaswood]], a chill guy that helps me do better in wiki stuffs [[File:PraisetheSun.png|40px|link=User:GrampaSwood]]<br>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">[[File:User_JupiterSphere_Eridan.png|40px|link=User:JupiterSphere]] [[User:JupiterSphere|jupitersphere]], a cool friend of mine that's pretty gamer [[File:User_JupiterSphere_EridanFlipped.png|40px|link=User:JupiterSphere]]</span><br>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">[[File:User Jestie Mediarch PFP Mirrored.png|40px|link=User:Mediarch]] [[User:Mediarch|mediarch]], a friend who gave me an ominous warning for accidentally removing my bird from my user page (see my comments section) [[File:User_Mediarch_PFP.png|40px|link=User:Mediarch]] </span><br>
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[[File:User Tark Pyro.png|40px|link=User:Tark]] tark, an awesome guy who gave me cool css powers and is just evil in general [[File:User Jestie Tark Pyro Flipped.png|40px|link=User:Tark]]<br>
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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">'''hhave some cool stuff under here to distract you from how mediocre me and this userpage are'''</span><br>
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[[File:RED Santarchimedes.png|350px]] <!--- what a chonky boi :) --->
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span style="visibility:hidden; color:transparent;">jestie's little corner of stupidity</span>}} <!-- damn you slimy i saw you steal me page name idea >:( -->
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<small> I hope to contribute greatly! Have a nice day, if you got all the way down here :) (I made the Fiji and Pilk userboxes myself :DDDD) (i'd add them to the normal userbox page but im scared of screwing smth up so im not gonna bother)</small>
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Revision as of 11:23, 16 June 2024

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hello, silly billy.

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behold, the holy birb.



greetings
hello
my name is "jestie", i'm generally a lurker on this wiki
i am a proud member of the fabulous figures, the 5th introduced to the group :)
you'll usually be seeing me making small edits that will:
- fix grammatical errors
- fix funny spelling mistakes
- make certain articles clearer
- add new redirects
i occasionally make the larger edit
one example of my work is the community projectile shield strategy page.

don't be afraid to say hi if you ever see me around
i really wanna work on a bigger project for this wiki with others
if someone's doing that pls lemme know i wanna work on smth more impactful to the wiki



about myself
i don't play many games lol, i only really play tf2, deltarune, and roblox item asylum
i tend to hyper obsess over certain games for a while then drop them
however, those 3 are the only ones that have really stuck with me
i'm kinda clumsy so i apologise if i do smth dumb
in tf2, i enjoy using the beggars bazooka Beggar's Bazooka.png, gunboats Gunboats.png, and market gardener Market Gardener.png with soldier
pyro also has the dragon's fury RED Dragon's Fury.png and flare gun RedFlaregun.png which are pretty cool beans too


mmy wiki stuff and contacts
click on the image next to this to check out my contributions to this wiki ⇒ Speech voice.png
click on the image next to this to access my talk page for wiki related stuffs ⇒ RED Battle Bear Flair Soldier.png
click on the image next to this to access my comments page for more silly talk ⇒ User Jestie Image 2024-04-30 175601571.png
my steam can be found here, gimme your nametags ⇒ Steam tray.png
my discord is _jestie_, shoot me a friend request if you want to talk


i have a couple friends on this wiki
User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg slimyboi500, a very cool guy User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg
User Jestie The Templar Akolyth Mirrored.png akolyth, one of my earliest friends on the wiki The Templar.png
PraisetheSun.png grampaswood, a chill guy that helps me do better in wiki stuffs PraisetheSun.png
User JupiterSphere Eridan.png jupitersphere, a cool friend of mine that's pretty gamer User JupiterSphere EridanFlipped.png
User Jestie Mediarch PFP Mirrored.png mediarch, a friend who gave me an ominous warning for accidentally removing my bird from my user page (see my comments section) User Mediarch PFP.png
User Tark Pyro.png tark, an awesome guy who gave me cool css powers and is just evil in general User Jestie Tark Pyro Flipped.png


hhave some cool stuff under here to distract you from how mediocre me and this userpage are


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Beggar's Bazooka

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Fresh Brewed Victory

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Tomislav

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Le Professionnel

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Buy A Life

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I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 1 year, 3 months, 5 days (since 23 June, 2023).



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team fortress 2 gaming
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Nope
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Hire Date: May 6 2022


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“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
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“Maggots!”
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“Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”
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“You know, hiding won’t save you.”


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Rank: Gore-Spattered
Kills: 390


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Rank: Mildly Menacing
Kills: 40


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Rank: Epic
Kills: 6912


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miscellaneous
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wikichievement awarded by reason
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show me your war face!
create a damn fine user page.

jupitersphere wikichievement unlocked!
that is one sweet ride! however, i will be back for 100,000 bars of australium, for you have taken from me! for australia!
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i know everything!
complete slimy's ultimate tf2 quiz.

february 6th, 2024 slimychievement unlocked!
noice
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the mann of honor
do you like slimy's edits? no? then you will NOT earn this slimychievement!

february 7th, 2024 slimychievement unlocked!
bolt boy new redirect
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happy birthday, slimy!
celebrate slimy's birthday!

february 19th, 2024 slimychievement unlocked!
you may be wondering how i’m still using the internet.
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  • make sure all languages have 3d views and translations, currently working through Pyro.
look at the schizophrenic people talk (my comments)

Decided to take a page out of Slimy's book, since I thought his idea with comments was cool. Use this for funny things you wanna send me, use my talk page for complaints, editing related stuff, and Wikichievements (I will never get one) — payn. Beggar's Bazooka.png Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Market Gardener.png 03:10, 30 April 2024 (UTC)

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hmmm

funni sextion.


Slimyboi500 User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png

Steam Steam tray.png 16:38, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

SEX?????? Payn (talk) 22:35, 23 February 2024 (UTC)
Nein. ----Slimyboi500 User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png

Steam Steam tray.png 22:51, 23 February 2024 (UTC)

aw man. Payn (talk) 11:05, 25 February 2024 (UTC)


Bird Crime

You have a committed a class 7 bird crime by removing your bird from your user page. Please restore your bird to it's former glory as soon as possible. Mediarch User Mediarch PFP.pngTalkMy Edits 01:10, 29 April 2024 (UTC)

Pictogram plus.png  Jh34ghu43gu (talk) 01:11, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
UNDERSTOOD Payn (talk) 01:12, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
Am I in danger for having exactly zero birds on my user page? ♡ JupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 01:39, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
Am I too?
--User Slimyboi500 Logo.png User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png Steam Steam tray.png 01:42, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
You are always in danger, Slimy. Forever and always. ♡ JupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 01:43, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
TF does that mean?
--User Slimyboi500 Logo.png User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png Steam Steam tray.png 01:45, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
Be scared, Slimy. We are watching. Payn (talk) 02:53, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
Oh, I am not scared of you, you should be scared of me. I am ready.
--User Slimyboi500 Logo.png User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png Steam Steam tray.png 02:55, 29 April 2024 (UTC)

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────Best square up bucko, I WILL spray 3 rockets in your face, then humiliate you with a Market Garden. Don't test me. Payn (talk) 03:22, 29 April 2024 (UTC)

My sincerest reaction to that information: Comma key + Number 4 key + Number 3 key + Left mouse buttonJupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 04:01, 30 April 2024 (UTC)

Discord

Hello,

I added you on Discord. You cannot escape the silliness. ♡ JupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 12:05, 6 June 2024 (UTC)

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