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| pt-br = Legenda | | pt-br = Legenda | ||
| ru = Легенда | | ru = Легенда | ||
| − | | zh-hans = | + | | zh-hans = 图例 |
| zh-hant = 普通事件 | | zh-hant = 普通事件 | ||
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| ru = Дата | | ru = Дата | ||
| zh-hans = 时间 | | zh-hans = 时间 | ||
| − | | zh-hant = 時間}} | + | | zh-hant = 時間 |
| + | }} | ||
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| en = Event | | en = Event | ||
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| pt-br = c. 4000 a.C. | | pt-br = c. 4000 a.C. | ||
| ru = 4-е тысячелетие до н. э. | | ru = 4-е тысячелетие до н. э. | ||
| + | | zh-hans = 约公元前 4000 年 | ||
}} | }} | ||
| {{lang | | {{lang | ||
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| pt-br = [[Merasmus/pt-br|Merasmus]] afirma ter nascido mais ou menos durante este período. | | pt-br = [[Merasmus/pt-br|Merasmus]] afirma ter nascido mais ou menos durante este período. | ||
| ru = [[Merasmus/ru|Маразмус]] утверждает, что родился примерно в это время. | | ru = [[Merasmus/ru|Маразмус]] утверждает, что родился примерно в это время. | ||
| + | | zh-hans = [[Merasmus/zh-hans|马拉莫斯]]宣称在此时左右出生。 | ||
}} | }} | ||
| [https://www.teamfortress.com/tf01_ring_of_fired/#f=42 {{common string|link}}] | | [https://www.teamfortress.com/tf01_ring_of_fired/#f=42 {{common string|link}}] | ||
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| pt-br = Século 17 | | pt-br = Século 17 | ||
| ru = 17-ый век | | ru = 17-ый век | ||
| + | | zh-hans = 17世纪 | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| pt-br = Membros da família DeGroot começam a produzir o [[Scottish Handshake/pt-br|Degroot's Rum]], do qual o [[Demoman/pt-br|Demoman]] se tornaria fã séculos mais tarde. | | pt-br = Membros da família DeGroot começam a produzir o [[Scottish Handshake/pt-br|Degroot's Rum]], do qual o [[Demoman/pt-br|Demoman]] se tornaria fã séculos mais tarde. | ||
| ru = Члены семьи DeGroot начинают производство [[Scottish Handshake/ru|рома DeGroot]], который спустя века становится любимым напитком [[Demoman/ru|подрывника]]. | | ru = Члены семьи DeGroot начинают производство [[Scottish Handshake/ru|рома DeGroot]], который спустя века становится любимым напитком [[Demoman/ru|подрывника]]. | ||
| − | | zh-hans = 德格罗特家族的成员们开始生产[[Scottish Handshake/zh-hans|德格罗特郎姆酒]],而几个世纪后 | + | | zh-hans = 德格罗特家族的成员们开始生产[[Scottish Handshake/zh-hans|德格罗特郎姆酒]],而几个世纪后{{cl|Demoman}}成为了这种家族朗姆酒的忠实粉丝。 |
}} | }} | ||
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| pt-br = [[Non-player characters/pt-br#Velho Nick|Velho Nick]] muda a rota de seu navio para conquistar o Polo Sul durante viagem para a Austrália. | | pt-br = [[Non-player characters/pt-br#Velho Nick|Velho Nick]] muda a rota de seu navio para conquistar o Polo Sul durante viagem para a Austrália. | ||
| ru = [[Non-player characters#Old Nick|Старый Ник]] поворачивает свою лодку к Австралии. | | ru = [[Non-player characters#Old Nick|Старый Ник]] поворачивает свою лодку к Австралии. | ||
| − | | zh-hans = '''[[Non-player characters/zh-hans#Nicholas Crowder|老尼克]]''' | + | | zh-hans = '''[[Non-player characters/zh-hans#Nicholas Crowder|老尼克]]'''在前往澳大利亚的航行中调转船头,前去征服南极。 |
| zh-hant = '''[[Non-player characters/zh-hant#Nicholas Crowder|老尼克]]'''到達了澳大利亞,後來調轉了船頭,前往了南極。 | | zh-hant = '''[[Non-player characters/zh-hant#Nicholas Crowder|老尼克]]'''到達了澳大利亞,後來調轉了船頭,前往了南極。 | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| pt-br = O físico italiano Alessandro Volta inventa a bateria ao misturar zinco, cloreto de amônio e sal fundido. | | pt-br = O físico italiano Alessandro Volta inventa a bateria ao misturar zinco, cloreto de amônio e sal fundido. | ||
| ru = Итальянский физик Алессандро Вольта путем смешивания цинка, хлорида аммония и расплавленных солей вместе изобрел батарею. | | ru = Итальянский физик Алессандро Вольта путем смешивания цинка, хлорида аммония и расплавленных солей вместе изобрел батарею. | ||
| + | | zh-hans = 意大利物理学家亚历山德罗·伏特通过混合锌、氯化铵和熔盐发明了电池。 | ||
}} | }} | ||
| [[Bonk Leadwear{{if lang}}|{{common string|link}}]] | | [[Bonk Leadwear{{if lang}}|{{common string|link}}]] | ||
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| pt-br = A companhia que produz a [[Bottle/pt-br|cidra]] da qual o Demoman se tornaria fã mais de um século depois começa a produzí-la. | | pt-br = A companhia que produz a [[Bottle/pt-br|cidra]] da qual o Demoman se tornaria fã mais de um século depois começa a produzí-la. | ||
| ru = Сделана [[Bottle/ru|бутылка]] [[Demoman/ru|подрывника]]. | | ru = Сделана [[Bottle/ru|бутылка]] [[Demoman/ru|подрывника]]. | ||
| − | | zh-hans = | + | | zh-hans = 一家公司开始生产[[Bottle/zh-hans|果酒]],而一个多世纪以后,爆破手成为了这家公司产品的忠实粉丝。 |
| zh-hant = 一間公司開始生產[[Bottle/zh-hant|果酒]],而一個多世紀以後,爆破手成為了這家公司產品的忠實粉絲。 | | zh-hant = 一間公司開始生產[[Bottle/zh-hant|果酒]],而一個多世紀以後,爆破手成為了這家公司產品的忠實粉絲。 | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| pt-br = Um desenho editorial é publicado no ''Gentle Manne’s Monthly'' com o título ''"An Editorial Cartoon of Some Insighte"''. | | pt-br = Um desenho editorial é publicado no ''Gentle Manne’s Monthly'' com o título ''"An Editorial Cartoon of Some Insighte"''. | ||
| ru = Ежемесячно публикуется карикатура Джентль Манна, озаглавленная как «Редакционная карикатура Some Insighte», в главной роли которой талисман редакции автора Gentle Manne вместе со своим "Companione". | | ru = Ежемесячно публикуется карикатура Джентль Манна, озаглавленная как «Редакционная карикатура Some Insighte», в главной роли которой талисман редакции автора Gentle Manne вместе со своим "Companione". | ||
| − | | zh-hans = | + | | zh-hans = 一幅标题为“有洞察力的社论漫画”的社论漫画发表在了《曼恩绅士月刊》上。 |
| zh-hant = 一幅社論漫畫發表在了《紳士》月刊上,該漫畫的主人公是'''閒暇的紳士'''以及他的'''同伴。 | | zh-hant = 一幅社論漫畫發表在了《紳士》月刊上,該漫畫的主人公是'''閒暇的紳士'''以及他的'''同伴。 | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| pt-br = c. 1822 | | pt-br = c. 1822 | ||
| ru = Приблизительно в 1822 | | ru = Приблизительно в 1822 | ||
| + | | zh-hans = 约 1822 年 | ||
}} | }} | ||
| - style="background:powderblue;" | {{lang | | - style="background:powderblue;" | {{lang | ||
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| pt-br = Uma mulher, segundo relatos, a [[Administrator/pt-br|Administradora]], começa a adquirir o maior suprimento de [[Australium/pt-br|Austrálio]] do mundo. | | pt-br = Uma mulher, segundo relatos, a [[Administrator/pt-br|Administradora]], começa a adquirir o maior suprimento de [[Australium/pt-br|Austrálio]] do mundo. | ||
| ru = Женщина, по некоторым сведениям, [[Administrator/ru|Администратор]], начинает добывать крупнейшие в мире запасы Австралия. | | ru = Женщина, по некоторым сведениям, [[Administrator/ru|Администратор]], начинает добывать крупнейшие в мире запасы Австралия. | ||
| + | | zh-hans = [[Administrator/zh-hans|管理员]]获得了世界上最大的[[Australium/zh-hans|澳元素]]供应来源。 | ||
}} | }} | ||
| - style="background:powderblue;" | [[:File:Acolddayinhell11.jpg|{{common string|link}}]], [[:File:Oldwounds03.jpg|{{common string|link}}]] | | - style="background:powderblue;" | [[:File:Acolddayinhell11.jpg|{{common string|link}}]], [[:File:Oldwounds03.jpg|{{common string|link}}]] | ||
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| pt-br = Nascem Redmond, Blutarch e Gray Mann. Dos três, Gray é "raptado por aquele flagelo de Londres, a Águia". | | pt-br = Nascem Redmond, Blutarch e Gray Mann. Dos três, Gray é "raptado por aquele flagelo de Londres, a Águia". | ||
| ru = Рэдмонд, Блутарх и Грей Манн родились. Грей был похищен орлом во время лондонского нашествия. | | ru = Рэдмонд, Блутарх и Грей Манн родились. Грей был похищен орлом во время лондонского нашествия. | ||
| − | | zh-hans = | + | | zh-hans = 曼恩三兄弟出世;格雷·曼恩“被那个来自伦敦的灾祸,老鹰,捉走了”。 |
| zh-hant = 曼恩三兄弟出世;格雷•曼恩被老鷹抓走。}} | | zh-hant = 曼恩三兄弟出世;格雷•曼恩被老鷹抓走。}} | ||
| - style="background:powderblue;" | [https://www.teamfortress.com/gray/ {{common string|link}}] | | - style="background:powderblue;" | [https://www.teamfortress.com/gray/ {{common string|link}}] | ||
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| pt-br = Gray Mann ressurge este ano e ameaça chantagear Zepheniah Mann em troca de todo seu Cascalho Milagroso ([[Australium/pt-br|Austrálio]]). | | pt-br = Gray Mann ressurge este ano e ameaça chantagear Zepheniah Mann em troca de todo seu Cascalho Milagroso ([[Australium/pt-br|Austrálio]]). | ||
| ru = Грей Манн появляется из ниоткуда и угрожает шантажировать Зефениа Манна по поводу Австралия. | | ru = Грей Манн появляется из ниоткуда и угрожает шантажировать Зефениа Манна по поводу Австралия. | ||
| − | | zh-hans = | + | | zh-hans = 格雷·曼恩复出,并威胁、敲诈泽弗尼亚·曼恩,想要得到其收藏的'''魔法砾石'''(澳元素)。 |
| zh-hant = 格雷•曼恩複出,並威脅、敲詐澤弗尼亞•曼恩,想要得到其收藏的'''魔法礫石'''(澳元素)。}} | | zh-hant = 格雷•曼恩複出,並威脅、敲詐澤弗尼亞•曼恩,想要得到其收藏的'''魔法礫石'''(澳元素)。}} | ||
| - style="background:powderblue;" | [https://www.teamfortress.com/mannwill/ {{common string|link}}] | | - style="background:powderblue;" | [https://www.teamfortress.com/mannwill/ {{common string|link}}] | ||
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| - style="background:powderblue;" | [[:File:Calendar B.jpg|{{common string|link}}]] | | - style="background:powderblue;" | [[:File:Calendar B.jpg|{{common string|link}}]] | ||
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| − | |1968, later in the year | + | |{{lang |
| + | | en = 1968, later in the year | ||
| + | | pt-br = 1968, segundo semestre | ||
| + | }} | ||
| {{lang | | {{lang | ||
| en = A rocket carrying the monkeynaut Poopy Joe is launched, but [[Doomsday|fails immediately]] due to its Australium fuel supply being replaced with gravel water from defective suitcase explosives. | | en = A rocket carrying the monkeynaut Poopy Joe is launched, but [[Doomsday|fails immediately]] due to its Australium fuel supply being replaced with gravel water from defective suitcase explosives. | ||
| + | | pt-br = Um foguete levando o macaconauta Poopy Joe é lançado, mas [[Doomsday/pt-br|falha imediatamente]] devido ao suprimento de combustível de Austrálio ter sido substituído por água de cascalho de explosivos de maletas defeituosos. | ||
| + | | ru = Ракета с обезьянонавтом Пупи Джо запускается, но [[Doomsday/ru|сразу терпит крушение]] из-за того, что топливо из австралия было заменено гравийной водой в чемодане. | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | | [ | + | | [https://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/thepoopyjoefiles/ {{common string|link}}] |
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|1969, {{common string|month-8}} | |1969, {{common string|month-8}} | ||
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| en = '''''Takeover'''''<br/>(first half of year) | | en = '''''Takeover'''''<br/>(first half of year) | ||
| es = la '''''toma de posesión '''''<br/>(primera mitad del año) | | es = la '''''toma de posesión '''''<br/>(primera mitad del año) | ||
| − | | pt-br = '''''Tomada de Posse'''''<br/>( | + | | pt-br = '''''Tomada de Posse'''''<br/>(primeiro semestre) |
| ru = '''''Передача прав на компанию'''''<br/>(первая половина года) | | ru = '''''Передача прав на компанию'''''<br/>(первая половина года) | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| en = '''''Trial at Teufort'''''<br/>(second half of year) | | en = '''''Trial at Teufort'''''<br/>(second half of year) | ||
| es = '''''juicio de Teufort'''''<br/>(segunda mitad del año) | | es = '''''juicio de Teufort'''''<br/>(segunda mitad del año) | ||
| − | | pt-br = '''''O Julgamento em Teufort'''''<br/>( | + | | pt-br = '''''O Julgamento em Teufort'''''<br/>(segundo semestre) |
| ru = '''''Суд в Туфорте'''''<br/>(вторая половина года) | | ru = '''''Суд в Туфорте'''''<br/>(вторая половина года) | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| en = An elderly Saxton and Maggie find themselves at the edge of a cliff, surrounded by a pack of angry cheetahs after fist-fighting a prior cheetah pack. After a brief exchange, they eagerly ready themselves to fight the rest of the cheetahs. | | en = An elderly Saxton and Maggie find themselves at the edge of a cliff, surrounded by a pack of angry cheetahs after fist-fighting a prior cheetah pack. After a brief exchange, they eagerly ready themselves to fight the rest of the cheetahs. | ||
| + | | pt-br = Saxton e Maggie, já idosos, se veem na beira de um precipício e cercados por um bando de leopardos raivosos após lutarem mano a mano com um bando de leopardos anterior. Após uma conversa breve, eles se preparam animados para lutarem contra o resto dos leopardos. | ||
| + | | ru = Пожилые Сакстон и Мэгги оказываются на краю обрыва, окруженные стаей разъяренных гепардов после кулачного боя с предыдущей стаей хищников. После короткого обмена ударами они с нетерпением готовятся к битве с остальными гепардами. | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| + | <noinclude>{{Doc begin}} | ||
| + | {{Translation switching|en, pt-br, ru}} | ||
| + | </noinclude> | ||
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| Legend |
|---|
| Important event |
| Date | Event | Source |
|---|---|---|
| c. 4000BCE | Merasmus claims to have been born around this time. | Link |
| 17th Century | ||
| 1680 | Members of the DeGroot family begin production of Degroot's Rum that the Demoman would become a fan of centuries later. | Link |
| 18th Century | ||
| 1788, December 18th | Old Nick turns his boat around to conquer the South Pole while on a voyage to Australia. | Link |
| 1792 | Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. | Link |
| 19th Century | ||
| 1808 | The company that produces the scrumpy that the Demoman would become a fan of over a century later begins production of their product. | Link |
| 1814, June | An editorial cartoon is published in the Gentle Manne's Monthly entitled "An Editorial Cartoon of Some Insighte". | Link |
| circa 1822 | The Administrator, begins acquiring the world's largest supply of Australium. | Link, Link |
| 1822, September 2nd | Redmond, Blutarch and Gray Mann are born. Of the three, Gray was "absconded with by that scourge of London, the Eagle". | Link |
| 1847 | Claude Huggins founded the town of Hugginsville on the site of his wife's bear mauling death, renaming it this year to Two Farts, then later to Teufort. | Link |
| 1849 | Gray Mann resurfaces this year and threatens to blackmail Zepheniah Mann for all his "miracle gravel" (Australium). | Link |
| 1850 | The last will and testament of Zepheniah Mann is written and enacted. Mann bequeaths his cache of "miracle gravel" to his maidservant, Elizabeth. |
Link |
| 1850 | Australia becomes the world's most advanced country. | Link, Link |
| 1857 | Abraham Lincoln invents stairs, replacing rocket jumping. | Link |
| 1861, August 21th | Redmond and Blutarch Mann sell their gravel mine to Barnabas Hale for 5 cents. Hale then turns it into a coal mine promising jobs for the surrounding region. | Link |
| 1862, August 5th | Scientists in Australia "nervously assure the world" that there is "No gold after all..." Gold prospectors turn gaze to Canada. | Link, Link |
| 1865 | Abraham Lincoln holds his Second Inaugural Address, stating "I say this to you with unvarnished factualism of plain talk: I love Arena Mode." | Link |
| 1865, April 20th | The War Department publishes a wanted poster for John "Tower of Hats" Booth for the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. | Link |
| 1869 | Shiny's Bullion is established. | Link |
| 1880 | The woman who in 10 years will convince Radigan Conagher to build an additional Life Extender Machine begins her search for Australium. | Link |
| 1890 | Blutarch Mann commissions Radigan Conagher to build a Life Extender Machine. | Link |
| 1890 | A woman of similar appearance to Elizabeth 40 years earlier requests Conagher to build a Life Extender Machine for Redmond Mann as well. | Link |
| 1890 | Biggs starts producing steel rods. | Link |
| 1894, July 17th | Radigan Conagher finishes building a Life Extender Machine for Blutarch Mann. | Link |
| 1894, August 3rd | Radigan Conagher finishes another Life Extender Machine for Redmond Mann as well. | Link |
| Unknown year, April 14th | Radigan Conagher finishes a third Life Extender Machine. | Link |
| 1895, January 25th | "Hills Discovered!" The Here's Some News, Mate! newspaper runs a story about Australia stating "Mysterious new geographic lumps confound men of Australian science". | Link |
| 1895, March 6th | "War, Mate!" Two months later, the king of Australia declares war on hills stating "There will be time to study these so-called hills after they are dead". | Link |
| 1895, April 5th | "King Conquers Hill!" It is reported by the Here's Some News, Mate! newspaper that the "Coward Mound Surrendered Without a Fight". | Link |
| 20th Century | ||
| 1900, January 23rd | "Mann Co. invents 'ro-bot'." It is revealed by an Australian newspaper that Mann Co., an Australian weapons giant, has invented the "robot". In the article, Mann Co. officials attempt to assure public concerns over their 'ro-bot' by stating that "These automatons will only be used for violence". | Link |
| 1900 | Australia tries to colonize space by this time. They seem to have failed. | Link |
| 1901 | Newell and Sons debuts a "turnless" board game - Teams and Fortresses 2 - with explosive "real-time" gameplay. | Link |
| 1907, June 15th | Mann Co. wins safest workplace in Badlands. | Link |
| 1910, January 24th | Mann Co. wins their bid to be the sole munitions supplier to Reliable Excavation and Demolition and Builder's League United mercenaries. | Link |
| 1915, August 13th | A mineshaft collapses on Bilious Hale and his employees, but Bilious Hale punches his way out saving himself and his surviving employees. 14 die from cave-in and punch-related injuries. | Link |
| 1921 | Franklin D. Roosevelt loses both of his legs while rocket jumping. As a result, he perfects the modern staircase. | Link |
| 1921 | Bilious Hale, eager to re-ignite the nation's waning interest in coal, introduces the steam-powered hat at the Paris World Fashion Expo. | Link |
| 1922, March 13th | Bilious Hale permanently halts production of all coal-powered weapons. | Link |
| 1922, March 13th | Mann Co. shuts down their dual coal mine and munitions factory after 50 years of operation, but preserves it as a museum of Mann Co. history. | Link |
| 1923 | Red Shed whiskey distilled in Tougaloo. | Link |
| 1930 | Team Fortress Classic takes place - Redmond and Blutarch Mann hire the Classic Mercs to battle in the Gravel Wars. Bilious Hale supplies them with weapons and ammunition. | Link |
| 1932 | American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to the same mixture as the first set of batteries, creating Bonk! Cola. | Link |
| 1932 | New Zealand is encapsulated in a dome and sunk to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. | Link |
| 1937 | Redstone Cargo is established. | Link |
| 1939, September 1st | World War II begins. Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War II, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. | Link |
| 1941, September | The Heavy's father, a counter-revolutionary, is killed. The Heavy and his family are deported to a North Siberian gulag. | Link |
| 1941, December | The North Siberian gulag burns to the ground with all its guards tortured to death and all prisoners escape, including the Heavy and his family. | Link |
| 1942 | New Zealander infant Mun-Dee accidentally breaks a hole in his country's underwater dome while flying away in a rocketship, leaving his parents the only survivors. The rocket crashes in Australia, where the baby is raised by a local couple, growing up to become the Sniper. | Link |
| 1945, September 2nd | World War II ends. | |
| 1945 | Jeremy, the Scout, is born in or around this year. | Link |
| 1949 | The Soldier ends his Nazi killing spree in Poland upon hearing that World War II had already ended in 1945. | Link |
| 1957 | While Saxton Hale and Margret are beating panthers to death, Charles Darling absconds with the panthers to put them in his new animal dungeon. | Link |
| 1959 | Primaprime produces series of instructional films. | Link |
| Early 1960s | Saxton Hale's Barbershop Action debuts in the U.S. It is followed by ancillary titles Saxton Hale's Barbershop Romance and Haircut Horrors Starring Saxton Hale's Ghost. | Link |
| 1961 | Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales first arrives on newsstands. | Link |
| 1962 | Saxton Hale's Jungle Brawl debuts in the U.S. | Link |
| 1962 | Margret's husband Roger's funeral is held. A giant snapping turtle attacks and Saxton Hale promptly strangles it with his suit jacket. | Link |
| 1962 | Mayor Mike starts making Trevor act like an Italian Stereotype. | Link |
| 1962 | The alcoholic Demoman's body begins to scrounge most of its nutrients from grain alcohol and aspirin. | Link |
| 1963 | Only four items are being produced for the elderly: hats, meat, caskets, and Saxton Hale's Mildly Thrilling Tales. Saxton Hale Visits His Mother Monthly and Soothing Stories of Familiar Things soon follow. | Link |
| 1964, March | The first, and possibly only, issue of Saxton Hale's Mail Storm is published. | Link |
| 1965 | The Engineer creates several mechanical contraptions, including the Sentry Gun, while under contract with TF Industries. | Link |
| 1968 | Camp Saxton established; does not stay open very long. | Link |
| 1968 | Boy's Adventure Starring Saxton Hale comes under fire from the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency. Pressured by the Senate, Mann Co. changes the title to Girl's Adventure Starring Saxton Hale. | Link |
| Gravel War | ||
| 1968, June | The Gravel War - the main setting for Team Fortress 2. | Link |
| 1968, later in the year | A rocket carrying the monkeynaut Poopy Joe is launched, but fails immediately due to its Australium fuel supply being replaced with gravel water from defective suitcase explosives. | Link |
| 1969, August | Saxton Hale firebombs Woodstock from a helicopter due to a longtime feud with hippies. | Link |
| 1971 | In the Teufort Library, microfiche genealogy records are destroyed "for no reason", leaving only paper originals. | Link |
| 1971 | Saxton Hale's Jungle Brawl ends publication. | Link |
| 1971 | The RED team steals an intelligence briefcase from BLU, the Engineer does experiments with teleporting bread, and the RED team must fight against a large bread monster with the help of Miss Pauling. | Link |
| 1971, 1 day | Gray Mann assassinates Redmond and Blutarch Mann to gain control of their respective corporations. This marks the end of The Gravel War. | Link |
| 1971, that evening/night | The ghosts of Redmond and Blutarch Mann enlist the final services of their mercenaries, each team to carry the other brother's body to Hell. | Link |
| Robot War | ||
| 1971, next day | Saxton Hale fights and captures the last surviving Yeti. Catching wind of Gray Mann's plans to use an army of robots to gain control of Mann Co., Saxton re-hires both RED and BLU unemployed mercenary teams to protect his company and kill robots without pay. | Link Link |
| 1971 | The Medic returns to his home country, studying and perfecting reanimation and male pregnancy. | Link, Link |
| 1971 | Voodoo-Cursed Items are reported stolen from the Gravelpit Community College. | Link |
| 1971 | The Medic surgically added the eight souls of his teammates to himself. | Link |
| 1971, October 29th | Merasmus the Magician attends WizardCon MCLVI as a guest speaker, giving a two-hour talk titled "Living with a Non-Wizard". | Link |
| 1971, October 30th | Merasmus returns from WizardCon to find that his castle has been made into the John Doe Raccoon Sanctuary, for which his ex-roommate, the RED Soldier, was appointed park ranger. Being evicted from his own home as a result, and Soldier gaining residence in the castle, Merasmus snaps and transforms into a powerful ghost version of himself, vowing to kill everyone the Soldier cares about. | Link |
| 1971, December | In the midst of the Robot War, Miss Pauling and the mercenaries struggle to defend Mann Co.'s sprawling domain. The Soldier reveals that he is able to infiltrate Gray Gravel Co. and learn their battle plans by wearing a cardboard robot costume. Wearing more of the same, Miss Pauling, Soldier, and Heavy infiltrate the base together a week later, witnessing the unveiling of the Mecha-Engineer. | Link |
| 1971 | Saxton Hale kills the steroid-enhanced Yeti with his bare hands at Yeti Park. | Link |
| Australium Chase | ||
| 1972, Takeover (first half of year) |
Gray Mann surrenders to Saxton Hale, ceasing all fighting. Olivia Mann, at that moment CEO of Gray Gravel Co., invokes the Mann Co. Challenge, winning the challenge for lack of any Mann Co. CEO willing to fight her for the company. Olivia immediately transfers the Mann Co. acquisition to her father Gray Mann, who then fires the mercs. | Link |
| 1972, immediately after | Administrator, hearing the news of Gray Mann's takeover of Mann Co., goes into hiding, ordering her assistant Miss Pauling to do the same. | Link |
| 1972, the following two weeks | Soldier is evicted from the Raccoon Sanctuary. Having broken both arms helping Soldier move, Scout gets the Spy to help him recover his savings from the Teufort Bank's vault, where the two are arrested for the destruction of Teufort. |
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| 1972, September 7th | Date of mug shot of Spy and Scout (arms healed). | Link |
| 1972, six months after Takeover, before the Trial at Teufort |
Miss Pauling, under orders from Administrator, begins to reassemble the Mercs, recovering Soldier from Hollywood, Pyro from Frontier, and Demoman from his Badlands home. Gray and Olivia finally manage to find Hale's secret Australium stockpile, only to discover that it had already been taken. |
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| 1972, before the Trial at Teufort | Soldier murders Tom Jones in his own home. Merasmus, who was Tom Jones' roommate, gets charged for the murder. Merasmus is sentenced to jail. | Link |
| 1972, around the time of the trial | Saxton Hale is released from the Millhaven Ultra Prison for Dangerous Men, held there for burning down most of Charles Darling's zoo months earlier. Margret, an old friend, takes Saxton to meet with Darling. Darling recruits Hale to recover the Australium (to prolong the lives of his "almost extinct" animals), presumed stolen by the Administrator. | Link |
| 1972, Trial at Teufort (second half of year) |
Soldier and Demoman attempt to free Scout and Spy from their trial, but are exposed, and all four are sentenced to hang. Miss Pauling saves the mercenaries with a simple civics lesson given to the lead-poisoned populace. Miss Pauling destroys original paper 1850 birth records at the Teufort Library, one remaining fragment bears the name Helen. |
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| 1972, Early December a week after the trial |
Scout, Soldier, and Pyro find Heavy with his family in the Dzhugdzhur Mountains of Siberia. Learning his sisters had killed the men that had been sent to kill them, Heavy returns to America with his mother and sisters; Zhanna joins the team, becoming Soldier's fiance. Gray and Olivia discover Pauling has burned the 1850 birth records a week ahead of them. |
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| 1972, December | The Team Fortress Classic team is sent by Gray Mann to hunt the rebuilding Team Fortress 2 team. | Link |
| 1972, weeks later Australia |
While securing a small submarine, Spy, Soldier, and Zhanna discover that the Australians have lost their famous vitality. Heavy and Scout encounter Saxton and Maggie at Ayers Rock and discover that the secret Australium mine has suddenly played out. Demoman and Miss Pauling learn that Sniper's adoptive parents died at about the time of Gray's acquisition of Mann Co., incidentally leading him to learn of his birth parents. |
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| 1972, later New Zealand |
Miss Pauling's squad finds Sniper's birth parents in the flooded remains of undersea New Zealand. Sniper's mother escapes to space with the last of the Australium that Miss Pauling could possibly find, flooding the remainder of New Zealand. The Classic mercenaries arrive at New Zealand with the TF2 Medic, killing Sniper, and capturing the others. |
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| 1972, elsewhere | TF2 Engineer has been maintaining the Life Extender Machines of an elderly woman in 19th century attire, resembling Helen, but extremely aged, who, like Gray Mann, is running out of Australium. | Link |
| 1972, "at least six hours" later | The Classic team interrogates their captives at Gray Mann's island base. Medic performs perfected reanimation on Sniper. Classic Heavy rips out Gray's Life Extender Machine for himself and his aging team. The TF2 team escapes, killing three Classic mercenaries, but are overcome by blood-sucking robots. |
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| 1972, an hour later | Pauling's team is saved by Demoman's resistance to the blood-sucking robots and by resuscitation by Medic. They are joined by parachuting Heavy and Scout, only to be surrounded, unarmed, by the final wave of the remaining robot army. Resupplied and reinforced by Saxton, Mags, and Jerry, the team destroys all robots and kill all the remaining TFC mercenaries except for their Engineer. TF2 Engineer's client uses up the remainder of her Australium in one go, expecting then to survive only an hour more, at most. |
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| 1978 | School in Teufort starts after being cancelled for 6 years. | Link |
| 1987, December 4th | According to God himself, Scout dies. | Link |
| 21st Century | ||
| 2022 | The lease for Teufort's Federal Pedophile Sanctuary expires. | Link |
| 2024 | An elderly Saxton and Maggie find themselves at the edge of a cliff, surrounded by a pack of angry cheetahs after fist-fighting a prior cheetah pack. After a brief exchange, they eagerly ready themselves to fight the rest of the cheetahs. | Link |
| 71st Century | ||
| 7039 | Saxton Hale's ownership rights of the Sniper's likeness expire. | Link |
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