Respostas de Chefões de Dia das Bruxas

Respostas de voz são falas ativadas por contexto que são reproduzidas após o jogador ter feito algo, como ter matado um certo número de inimigos. Atualizações de Dia das Bruxas anteriores lançaram vários personagens/Chefões de Dia das Bruxas: o Cavaleiro Carente de Cavalo e Cabeça, MONOCULUS, Merasmus, Bombinomicon, e os irmãos Redmond e Blutarch Mann. Cada um deles tem várias respostas de voz, todas elas listadas abaixo.

Scream Fortress (2010)

Cavaleiro Carente de Cavalo e Cabeça

Aparecimento

(Risada ameaçadora)

Parado

(Risada maligna) (Risada grave) (Risada perversa) (Risada dramática)

Atacando

(Grunhido alto) (Grunhido animalístico) (Grunhido feliz) (Grunhido grave) (Grunhido curto) (Grunhido baixo)

Provocação "Boo!"

BOO!

Tomando muito dano

ARGH! UGH! OWW!

Morte

(Grunhidos e gemidos guturais) (Grunhido agudo) (Grito dramático e sons de morte)

Especial Bem Assustador de Dia das Bruxas (2011)

Monoculus

Risada

HA HA HA HAH! HA HA HA! HAH! (Risada grave)

Atordoado

(gemidos desconcertados) (gemendo) (suspiro profundo) (arroto) (grunhido agudo) (gorgolejo) (grito agudo) (gemido grave)

Furioso

ARRRR! DAHHHH! UH-ARRR! (grunhido)

Se teletransporta

(vum!)

Tomando muito dano

OWWW!

Morte

(gemido) (chiado)

Especial Espectral de Dia das Bruxas (2012)

Merasmus

Aparece

"I am here!" ("Eu estou aqui!") "I have come!" ("Eu cheguei!") "Merasmus has risen!" ("Merasmus apareceu!") "Cower, fools! Merasmus is here!" ("Escondam-se, tolos! Merasmus está aqui!") "Run, fools! Run from Merasmus!" ("Corram, tolos! Corram do Merasmus!") "Merasmus the Wizard has come for your souls!" ("Merasmus o Mágico veio atrás de suas almas!") (Risada maligna) (Risada perversa) (Risada biabólica) "Soldier! Never anger a magician!" ("Soldier! Nunca irrite um mago!") "Welcome. To your doom!" ("Bem-vindos. A sua ruína!") "DOOM! All of you are doomed!" ("CONDENADOS! Todos vocês estão condenados!") "Enjoy Halloween, mortals, for it will be your last!" ("Apreciam o Dia das Bruxas, mortais, pois será o seu último!") "Merasmus arrives on a tide of blood! *voz suave* Oh hello, Soldier". ("Merasmus chega em uma maré de sangue! *voz suave* Ah, olá, Soldier.")

Atacando

Batendo com o cajado

"Arrr!" "Rarrr!" "Rharr!" "Hah!" "Plah!" "Uh huh hah!" "Rahhh!" "Mortis Attagstah!" "Staffus Attackum!" "Hehrrr!"

Feitiços a distância

"You cannot run!" ("Você não pode fugir!") "Run, fools!" ("Fujam, tolos!") "You're all fools!" ("Vocês todos são tolos!") "Hurlus bombinus!" "Mortis Longdistimus!"

Invocando bombas

"Bombinomicon! Destroy them!" ("Bombinomicon! Destrua-nos!") "By the power...of the Bombinomicon!" ("Pelo poder... Do Bombinomicon!") "Booooooombinomicon!" "Forbidden book! I unchain thee!" ("Livro proibido! Eu te liberto!") "Cower before the Bombinomicon!" ("Tremam perante o Bombinomicon!") "Beebus Barrasbus Bombinomicon!" "Bombinomicon! Heed my call! ("Bombinomicon! Ouça meu chamado!") "Feel the terror...of reading!" ("Sintam o terror'... Da leitura!") "Feel the terror...of books!" ("Sintam o terror... De livros!") "Heads up!" ("Olha para cima!") "Fire in the hole!" "Grenade! (risada) ("Granada!") "(Risada enloquecida)" "Bombs! So many bombs!" ("Bombas! Tantas bombas!") "Magic, everyone! Magic!" ("Magia, pessoal! Magia!") "Yes! Yes! Perfect!" ("Sim! Sim! Perfeito!") "Yes! Flee! Flee, cowards!" ("Sim! Fujam! Fujam, covardes!") "(Risada) Run, cowards! Run!" ("Corram, covardes! Corram!") "That's right. Run, cowards!" ("Isso mesmo. Corram, covardes!") "(Risada maligna) Run, cowards! Run!" ("Corram, covardes! Corram!") "How will you fight me when you're all so scared?" ("Como vocês me enfrentarão quando estão tão assustados?") "The fear is inside you!" ("O medo está dentro de vocês!") "Fear me! Poop, poop in your pumpkin pants!" ("Temam-me! Caguem, caguem em suas calças de abóbora!")

Tempo passa sem encontrar uma vítima

(Risada maníaca) (Risada maligna feliz)

Palavras mágicas

"Basbus Brontu!" "Bontu Barsoma!" "Babmo Bibrundo!" "Bravus Abimbus!" "Barbo Cabarto!" "Abo Alabasbas!" "Lesbo Barrabus!" "Barraparraf Brubus!" "Binto Bartum!" "Bemilus Bronte!" "Mictor Ate!"

Magia sai pela culatra

"Son of a...!" ("Filho da...!") "Herm!" "Gah!" "Gudah!"

Tomando muito dano

"Uhhhh!" "Ahhhhh!" "Ooohhhhh!" "Dawwwww!" "Oughhhh!"

Jogador acerta o Merasmus com cabeça de bomba

"Nooo!" "Nooo!" "Yaaah!" "Ahhhh!" "Oh, the irony!" ("Ó, a ironia!") "Ahhhh! You're still a fool!" ("Ahhhh! Você ainda é um tolo!") "Ahh!" "Oww! Et tu, head bombs?" ("Aii! Et tu, bombas de cabeça?") "Ahhhh!" "Ahhhhhhhh!" "Ah! Back! Stay back, you fools!" ("Ah! Para trás! Fiquem longe, seus tolos!") "Ah! Magic...powerless...against bombs!" ("Ah! Magia... Impotente... Contra bombas!") "Ooooh! I did not think this through." ("Ooooh! Eu não pensei bem nisto.") "Ahh! Well played! Fool." ("Ah! Bem jogado! Tolo.") "Nyah! No, don't hit me with it!" ("Nyah! Não, não me acerte com isso!") "Haaah!" "No, that really hurt!" ("Não, isso dói mesmo!") "Aah! Ghost pain! It's worse than regular pain!" ("Ah! Dor fantasma! É pior que dor regular!") "Bombinomicon! Betrayer!" ("Bombinomicon! Traidor!") "Naaah! Oh, Judas book!" ("Naaah! Oh, livro Judas!") "Ahh! Who told you to do that?" ("Ahh! Quem te disse para fazer isso?") "Naaah!" "Ahh! So weak!" ("Ahh! Tão fraco!") "Fool! Your bombs are only making me weaker! (risada fraca) So weak!" ("Tolo! Suas bombas só estão me deixando mais fraco! [risada fraca] Tão fraco!")

Escondendo-se

Disfarçado de objeto

"Must hide and heal." ("Preciso me esconder e me curar.") "Must hide and heal." ("Preciso me esconder e me curar.") "Must hide. Get stronger." ("Preciso me esconder. Ficar mais forte.") "Must hide. Must heal." ("Preciso me esconder. Preciso me curar.") "Must hide. Must heal." ("Preciso me esconder. Preciso me curar.") "Merasmus must hide." ("Merasmus precisa se esconder.") "Merasmus must hide." ("Merasmus precisa se esconder.") "No strength. Must hide." ("Sem força. Preciso me esconder.") "No! This cannot be the end! Must hide." ("Não! Este não pode ser o fim! Preciso me esconder.") "Fools! I will come back stronger!" ("Tolos! Eu voltarei mais forte!") "Fools! Do you not know you deal with the master of hiding?!" ("Tolos! Vocês não sabem que lidam com o mestre em se esconder?!") "Fools! Feel the terror of my hiding!" ("Tolos! Sintam o terror de eu me escondendo!") "You cannot kill me, fools! For I am great at hiding!" ("Vocês não podem me matar, tolos! Pois eu sou ótimo em me esconder!") "The hide-ening! It is here! Okay, need to find a hiding-spot." ("O esconde-cimento! Está aqui! Tá certo, preciso achar um esconderijo.") "Time to play hide-and-seek...your doom!" ("Hora de brincar de esconde-esconde... Da sua ruína!") "Must hide. Get stronger." ("Preciso me esconder. Ficar mais forte.") "You have bested my magic! But can you withstand the dark power...of HIDING?!" ("Você superou minha magia! Mas você consegue aguentar o poder sombrio de... ESCONDER-SE?!") Se os jogadores estão demorando muito para achar o Merasmus "Demoman! Would you have your eye back? Come find me!" ("Demoman! Quer seu olho de volta? Venha me achar!") (Risada malévola) "The longer I hide. The stronger I get." ("Quanto mais tempo eu me escondo. Mais forte eu fico.") (Debochadamente) "I'm healing!" (risada sombria) ("Estou me curando!") "Muhahaha. I'm healing myself. With healing magic." ("Muhahaha. Eu estou me curando. Com magia de cura.") "Muhahaha. I'm healing myself. With healing magic. And aspirin." ("Muhahaha. Eu estou me curando. Com magia de cura. E aspirina.") (risada fraca) "The longer I hide, the stronger I get." ("Quanto mais tempo eu me escondo, mais forte eu fico.") "The fools! They have no idea how strong I'm getting. Or how loud...I'm..talking..." ("Os tolos! Eles não têm ideia do quão forte eu estou ficando. Ou do quão alto... Eu estou... Falando...") "He he he! I'm getting stronger!" ("He he he! Estou ficando mais forte!") "He he he he! I'm getting stronger!" ("He he he he! Estou ficando mais forte!") "Oh, life courses back into my ghostly wizard veins!" ("Oh, a vida corre de novo em minhas veias fantasmagóricas de mago!") "Oh, hiding heals my battered ghost body! It is a Halloween miracle!" ("Oh, esconder-me cura meu agredido corpo fantasma! É um milagre de Dia das Bruxas!") "If you don't find me soon, I'll get so strong I might die of strength (ri) That's a real thing!" ("Se não me acharem logo, eu ficarei tão forte que eu posso morrer de força [ri] Isso é uma coisa real!") "Fools! A wizard heals himself right under your noses!" ("Tolos! Um mago se cura bem debaixo de seus narizes!") "Find me soon. I'm getting super strong and totally healed! (ri) Hiding is the best!" ("Encontrem-me logo. Estou ficando super forte e totalmente curado! [ri] Me esconder é o melhor!") "Oh, I am healing so much hiding as this pumpkin. Oh no! I gave it away! Or did I? So much mystery." ("Oh, eu estou me curando tanto me escondendo como esta abóbora. Oh, não! Eu me entreguei! Será mesmo? Tanto mistério.") "Aah, hiding...healing...I might never come out." ("Ahh, esconder-me... Curar-me... Talvez eu nunca reapareça.") "I am hiding, but as what? A pumpkin? A brick! Perhaps a harmless oil drum? Or a brick?" ("Estou me escondendo, mas como o quê? Uma abóbora? Um tijolo! Talvez como um inofensivo barril de óleo? Ou um tijolo?") "Come find me! If you dare!" ("Venham me achar! Se ousarem!") "I'm hiding. But where? So much mystery!" ("Estou me escondendo. Mas onde? Tanto mistério!") "The terrifying hiding mystery...continues!" ("O tenebroso mistério do esconderijo... Continua!") "You'll never guess my disguise. It's too cunning!" ("Vocês nunca descobrirão meu disfarce. É ardiloso demais!") "Find me! ... Nope! Getting colder!" ("Encontrem me! ... Não! Ficando mais frio!") "Find me! No, getting colder...colder...colder...colder!" ("Encontrem-me! Não, está mais frio... Mais frio... Mais frio... Mais frio!") "You fools! You will never find me!" ("Seus tolos! Vocês nunca me encontrarão!") "Fools! You'll never find me!" ("Tolos! Vocês nunca me encontrarão!") "I am hidden somewhere in this eldritch realm. But where? Where?" ("Estou escondido em algum lugar neste domínio assombroso. Mas onde? Onde?") "Where could I be?" ("Onde eu posso estar?") "Hmmm. Where could the best wizard be hiding?" ("Hmmm. Onde o melhor mago poderia estar se escondendo?") (risada maligna) "Oh, I'm not there." ("Oh, euu não estou aí.") "I'm inside your head!" ("Eu estou na sua cabeça!") "Close. You're getting warmer!" ("Perto. Você está ficando mais quente!") "You're close! Oh, so close! Or are you?" ("Você está perto! Oh, tão perto! Será mesmo?") "You're close! Oh, you're so close!" ("Você está perto! Oh, você está tão perto!") "Hmm. Where could I be?" ("Hmm. Ou eu posso estar?") "Where could Merasmus be?" ("Onde o Merasmus pode estar?")

Encontrado

"Huzzah!" "Surprise!" ("Surpresa!") "Wizard surprise!" ("Surpresa de mago!") "Magic!" ("Magia!") "Emergis Exmortis!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Bulazbo!"

Resultados da batalha

Vai embora

"Goodbye... Forever!" ("Adeus... Para sempre!") "Alright, I'm leaving now." ("Tá bem, estou indo agora.") "Alright, I'm leaving now." ("Tá bem, estou indo agora.") "Goodbye, everyone!" ("Adeus, todo mundo!") "Well, that was fun. Off I go!" ("Bem, foi divertido. Lá vou eu!") "Alright, goodbye, everyone!" ("Muito bem, adeus, todo mundo!") "Enough! I leave." ("Chega! Eu parto.") "A-ha! Too slow! I leave!" ("A-ha! Lento demais! Eu vou embora!") (Risada maligna) "Goodbye, forever!" ("Adeus, para sempre!") (Risada maligna) "Goodbye, forever! *voz suave* I'll see you at home, Soldier." ("[Risada maligna] "Adeus, para sempre! *voz suave* Te vejo em casa, Soldier.") "You have amused Merasmus, but now I must attend to other eldritch business. Farewell!" ("Vocês entreteram o Merasmus, mas agora preciso cuidar de outros assuntos assombrosos. Adeus!") "(Risada maligna) I bid you, farewell!" ("Eu lhes dou adeus!") "Farewell! Happy Halloween, everyone!" ("Adeus! Feliz Dia das Bruxas, todo mundo!") "I leave you... to your doom!" ("Eu os deixo... Para sua ruína!")

Derrotado

"Ach, no!" ("Ach, não!") "You win. No, wait, it's a tie! Argh..." ("Vocês venceram. Não, espera, é um empate! Argh...") "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Oooh!" "Nyyaaagh! I hate you so much, Soldier!" ("Nyyaaagh! Eu te odeio tanto, Soldier!") "You haven't heard the last of Merasmus the Magician!" ("Essa não foi a última vez que ouviram falar de Merasmus o Mágico!") "I die, I diieeee... bye, Soldier." ("Eu morri, eu morriiiii... Tchau, Soldier.") "I die! Soldier, you were the wooorst roommate!" ("Eu morri! Soldier, você foi o pior colega de quarto!") "I die! I curse this land, for a hundred years!- No! A thousand! Thousand year-oh, I die!" ("Eu morri! Eu amaldiçoo esta terra, por cem anos!- Não! Mil! Mil anos-oh, eu morri!") "Noooo!" ("Nããão!") "Noooo!" ("Nããão!")

Resultados da Roda do Destino

Girando a Roda do Destino

"The wheel spins!" ("A roda gira!") "The wheel spins!" ("A roda gira!") "I spin the Wheel of Fate!" ("Eu giro a Roda do Destino!") "The Wheel of Fate spins!" ("A Roda do Destino gira!") "You cannot escape the Wheel of Fate!" ("Vocês não podem correr da Roda do Destino!") "Spin, wheel! Spin!" ("Gire, roda! Gire!") "Spin the wheel, and seal your fate!" ("Gire a roda, e sele seu destino!") "Yes, spin the wheel, you fools. See what horrors are in store for you." ("Sim, girem a roda, seus tolos. Vejam que horrores estão guardados para vocês.") "Prepare to feel the wrath of the Wheel of Fate!" ("Preparem-se para sentir a ira da Roda do Destino!") "Yes, spin the Wheel of Fate!" ("Sim, gire a Roda do Destino!") "Your fate... is at hand!" ("Seu destino... Está próximo!") "The Wheel of Fate is a fickle mistress." ("A Roda do Destino é uma senhora instável.") "The wheel spins!" ("A roda gira!") "(Risada) Your fate is at hand." ("Seu destino está próximo.") "The wheel will be your undoing." ("A roda será sua ruína.") "Yes... Yes! The wheel!" ("Sim... Sim! A roda!") "Yes... Yes! Fate!" ("Sim... Sim! Destino!") "The wheel! Come on, wheel, Merasmus needs this." ("A roda! Vamos, roda, Merasmus precisa disto.") "The wheel! Come on, wheel, you owe me." ("A roda! Vamos, roda, você me deve.") "The wheel! Come on... Set them all on fire." ("A roda! Vamos... Ponha todos em chamas.") "The wheel! Come on... Big. Head. Come on, big head." ("A roda! Vamos. Cabeça. Grande. Vamos, cabeça grande.")

Destino da Cabeça Grande

"Big heads!" ("Cabeças grandes!") "(Risada) Big head fate! Big head fate!" ("Destino da cabeça grande! Destino da cabeça grande!") "I curse your heads... with bigness!" ("Eu amaldiçoo suas cabeças... Com grandice!") "You cannot escape the terror... of your own giant head!" ("Você não pode fugir do terror... De sua própria cabeça gigante!") "Super big heads!" ("Cabeças super grandes!") "Plague of head-biggening!" ("Praga da cabeça-grandecimento!") "Big heads! The horror! The horror!" ("Cabeças grandes! O horror! O horror!")

Destino da Cabeça Pequena

"Shrunken heads!" ("Cabeças encolhidas!") "Tiny heads!" ("Cabeças nanicas!") "Teeny, tiny heads! As foretold in prophecy." ("Cabecinhas miúdas! Como previsto em profecia.") "Feel the tiny eldritch terror of an itty... bitty... head!" ("Sinta o terror assombroso miúdo de uma pequena... Nanica... Cabeça!") "Like your tiny heads? THANK MAGIC!" ("Gostam de suas cabeças pequenas? GRADEÇAM À MAGIA!") "Teeny, tiny heads!" ("Cabecinhas pequeninas!")

Destino da Super Velocidade

"Super Speed!" ("Super Velocidade!")

Destino da Dança

"Dance, fools!" ("Dancem, tolos!") "Darkness falls across the land! The dancing hour is close at hand!" ("A escuridão cai através da terra! A hora da dança se aproxima!") "And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spasmus. For no mere mortal can resist, the magic of Merasmus!" ("E apesar de você lutar para ficar vivo, seu corpo começa a ter spasmus. Pois mero mortal nenhum pode resistir à magia do Merasmus!") "Dance. Dance! DANCE!" "Plague of dancing!" ("Praga da dança!")

Destinos ruins

Efeito de sangramento "The bloodening!" ("O sanguecimento!") "Blood-letting!" ("Sangue-mento!") "Let the blood flow!" ("Deixe o sangue fluir!") "Blood fate!" ("Destino do sangue!") "Plague of blood!" ("Praga do sangue!") Efeito de fogo "Firestorm!" ("Tempestade de fogo!") "Fire!" ("Fogo!") "Fire, yes! Now you're all on fire!" ("Fogo, sim! Agora vocês todos estão em chamas!") "Fire! Oh, that's a good one!" ("Fogo! Oh, esse é um bom!") "Burn, fools, burn!" ("Queimem, tolos, queimem!") "BURN!" ("QUEIMEM!") "Burn, fools!" ("Queimem, tolos!") "Hellfire!" ("Fogo do Inferno!") Chuva de Jarratê "Jarate!" ("Jarratê!") "Jarate! No magic is beneath Merasmus!" ("Jarratê! Nenhuma magia está abaixo de Merasmus!") "Jarate! That is what you think it is!" ("Jarratê! Isso éo que vocês acham que é!") "Rain of waste!" ("Chuva de rejeito!") "Jarate! Merasmus is...sorry about this one." ("Jarratê! Merasmus se... Lamenta por este.") "Jarate! Merasmus is...not proud...of this one." ("Jarratê! Merasmus está... Nada orgulho... Deste destino.") "Rain of Jarate!" ("Chuva de Jarratê!") "Rain of Jarate! *voz suave* I'm sorry about this." ("Chuva de Jarratê! *voz suave* Sinto muito por essa.") "Jarate!" ("Jarratê!") "Jarate! Jarate for everyone!" ("Jarratê! Jarratê para todos!") "Jarate for everyone! I'm so, so sorry!" ("Jarratê para todos! Eu sinto muito, muito mesmo!") Invocando Fantasmas "Ghosts!" ("Fantasmas!") "Let the haunting... begin!" ("Que a assombração... Comece!") "Rise, rise from your graves!" ("Levantem-se, levantem-se de seu túmulos!") "Plague of ghosts!" ("Praga dos fantasmas!")

Destino da Gravidade Baixa

"Low gravity!" ("Gravidade baixa!") "Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it!" ("A gravidade me desagrada, então a removi!") "Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it! ...Most of it!" ("A gravidade me desagrada, então a removi! ...Na maior parte!") "Gravity! I banish thee!" ("Gravidade! Eu te bano!") "Bid farewell to your precious gravity!" ("Digam adeus a sua preciosa gravidade!")

Destino do Super Pulo

"Super jumping!" ("Super pulo!") "High jump!" ("Pulo alto!")

Destino dos Críticos Garantidos

"It is the crit boostening!" ("É o impulso criticocimento!")

Destino da ÜberCarga

"You are GODS! *voz suave* ...I don't know why I put that on the wheel..." ("Vocês são DEUSES! *voz suave* ...Eu não sei porque coloquei isso na roda...") "You are GODS! Magic! It is not an exact science." ("Vocês são DEUSES! Magia! Não é uma ciência exata.") "Invincible! INVINCIBL- Wait, wait, what?" ("Invencíveis! INVENCÍ- Espera, espera, é o quê?") "Everybody's invincible! Muhahahaha! Fools! Ahahaha... eheh... Hold on..." ("Todos estão invencíveis! Muhahahaha! Tolos! Ahahaha... Eheh... Espera...") "You are GODS! Nahahaha... Enjoy your false confidence. It will be your doom!" ("Vocês são DEUSES!Nahahaha... Apreciem sua falsa confiança. Será sua ruína!") "You are GODS! Aha, that may seem good, but it will be bad. In the fullness of time." ("Vocês são DEUSES! Aha, isso pode parecer bom, mas será ruim. Na plenitude do tempo.") "You are GODS! I... meant to do that. It will go badly for you. You watch." ("Vocês são DEUSES! Eu... Quis fazer isso. Vai acabar ruim para vocês. Observem.") "You are GODS! Wait, no no no no no!" ("Vocês são DEUSES! Espera, não não não não não "ÜBERCHARGE!" ("ÜBERCARGA!")

Bombinomicon

Preso à cabeça do jogador

"Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard." ("Ei, colega! Vou te dar uma cabeça de bomba. Corra para cima daquele mago.") "Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard." ("Ei, colega! Vou te dar uma cabeça de bomba. Corra para cima daquele mago.") "I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard. Oh boy, let's do this!" ("Vou te dar uma cabela de bomba. Corra para cima daquele mago. Oh, rapaz, vamos nessa!") "Ey, go blow up that wizard for me, eh?" ("Ei, vá explodir aquele mago para mim, tá?") "We don't got a lot of time, run at that wizard, okay?" ("Não temos muito tempo, corra para cima daquele mago, tá?") "Hey, you! Take this! Go run at that wizard, okay? Okay." ("Ei, você! Tome isto! Corra para cima daquele mago, tá? Tá.") "Hey, I'm a bomb book! It's pretty good." ("Ei, eu sou um livro bomba! É bem legal.") "You and me, buddy! We're gonna blow that wizard up." ("Você e eu, colega! Vamos explodir aquele mago.") "Ey, it's you! Yeah, take this. It's good. You gonna like this bomb head." ("Ei, é você! É tome isto. É bom. Você vai gostar desta cabeça bomba.") "Ey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! Oh, man, this is great!" ("Ei, sou eu, o Bombinomicon! Oh, cara, isto é ótimo!") "Ey, buddy, no time to explain! Run at that wizard!" ("Ei, colega, sem tempo para explicar! Corre para cima daquele mago!") "Pow! Zoop! Run at that wizard!" ("Pow! Zup! Corra para cima daquele mago!") "Hey, it's me, the bomb book! Run at that wizard! Yeah, let's do it!" ("Ei, sou eu, o livro bomba! Corra para cima daquele mago! É, vamos nessa!") "Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. Oh boy, let's do this!" ("Bombinomicon! Te dando uma cabeça bomba. Oh, cara, vamos nessa!") "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! It's pretty good! Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good luck." ("Ei, sou eu, o Bombinomicon! É bem legal! Sua cabeça agora é uma bomba! Tá bem, boa sorte.") "Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good luck." ("Sua cabeça agora é uma bomba! Tá bem, boa sorte.") "Your head's a bomb now! Oh, it's really good! Okay, good luck." ("Sua cabeça agora é uma bomba! Oh, é muito bom! Tá bem, boa sorte.") "Nice head. Now it's a bomb! I'm the greatest!" ("Cabeça legal. Agora é uma bomba! Eu sou o maior!") "Nice head, buddy. Bomb head! It's good stuff." ("Cabeça legal, colega. Cabeça bomba! É coisa boa.") "Ey, you got a head! Great! Now it's a bomb head." ("Ei, você tem uma cabeça! Ótimo! Agora é uma cabeça bomba.") "Ey there! Pow! Bomb head! Oh, it's really good. Off I go." ("Olá. Pow! Cabeça bomba! Oh, é muito bom. Lá vou eu.") "Pow! Bomb head! Off I go." ("Pow! Cabeça bomba! Lá vou eu.") "Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Off I go." ("Ei, colega! Você está com cara de quem podia ter uma bomba como cabeça. Pow! Zup! Lá vou eu.") "Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Oh, it's really good." ("Ei, colega! Você está com cara de quem podia ter uma bomba como cabeça. Pow! Zup! Oh, é muito bom.") "Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. It's what I do." ("Bombinomicon! Te dando uma cabeça bomba. É o que eu faço.") "Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. Ey, it's pretty nice." ("Bombinomicon! Te dando uma cabeça bomba. Ei, é bem legal.") "Pow! Zoop! Bomb head for you. Your head looks real nice. So long!" ("Pow! Zup! Cabeça bomba para você. Sua cabeça está bem bonita. Até mais!") "Pow! Zoop! You're gonna like this bomb head!" ("Pow! Zup! Você vai gostar desta cabeça bomba!") "Pow! Zoop! Bomb head for you." ("Pow! Zup! CCabeça bomba para você.") "Po-po-BAM! Bomb head for you! [risada] Oh, it's good." ("Po-po-BAM! Cabeça bomba para você! [risada] Oh, é bom.") "Oh, I hate that wizard. 'Ey! You should go blow him up." ("Oh, eu odeio aquele mago. Ei! Você devia ir explodi-lo.") "Oh, I HATE that wizard! You should go blow him up." ("Oh, eu ODEIO aquele mago. Você devia ir explodi-lo.") "The wizard! Go blow him up! So long!" ("O mago! Vá explodi-lo! Até mais!") "Ey, guy! What's up? Your head's a bomb now. Okay, we're good." ("Ei, cara! Qual a boa? Sua cabeça agora é uma bomba. Tá bem, tá certo.") "Ey, guy! What's up? Your head's a bomb now. Okay, we're good." ("Ei, cara! Qual a boa? Sua cabeça agora é uma bomba. Tá bem, tá certo.") "Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good stuff. Good stuff." ("Sua cabeça agora é uma bomba! Tá bem, coisa boa. Coisa boa.") "Your head's a bomb now! This is gonna be the BEST!" ("Sua cabeça agora é uma bomba! Isto vai ser o MELHOR!") "Givin' you a bomb head! It's what I do." ("Te dou uma cabeça bomba! É o que eu faço.") "Man, you got a nice head. Now it's a bomb head." ("Cara, você tem uma cabeça legal. Agora é uma cabeça bomba.") "Po-po-BAM! Your head--it looks real nice." ("Po-po-BAM! Sua cabeça--ela é bem bonita.")

Segurado

"Yeah, let's do this!" ("É, vamos nessa!") "Yeah, let's do it!" ("É, vamos nessa!") "Ey, guys!" ("Ei, caras!") "Yeah, sure!" ("É, claro!") "Sure, why not?" ("Claro, por que não?") "Okay, let's do this!" ("Tá bem, vamos nessa!") "YES! This is the greatest!" ("SIM! Isto é o melhor!") "Oh-ho, this is is gonna be good!" ("Oh-ho, isto vai ser bom!") "Hey, everybody! I'm the Bombinomicon!" ("Ei, todo mundo! Eu sou o Bombinomicon!") "Oh, boy, let's do this!" ("Oh, rapaz, vamos nessa!") "Oh, boy, let's do this!" ("Oh, rapaz, vamos nessa!") "Yeah, let's do it!" ("É, vamos nessa!") "Yeah, yeah!" "Yeah, yeah!" "Oh, this is gonna be the best!" ("Oh, isto vai ser o melhor!") "You got it!" ("Pode deixar!") "All right, stand back!" ("Tá bem, para trás!") "Good stuff!" ("Coisa boa!") "Oh yeah! Get to throw some bombs!" ("Isso aí! A chance de jogar umas bombas!") "This is gonna be the best!" ("Isto vai ser o melhor!") "This is gonna be the best!" ("Isto vai ser o melhor!") "Hey, everybody!" ("Ei, pessoal!") "Have some bombs, guys!" ("Tomem umas bombas, rapazes!") "Yeah! Ha-ha!" "Yeah! Ha-ha!" "Here's a whole bunch of bomb stuff!" ("Aqui está um bocado de coisas bomba!")

Boas-vindas da Ilha da Caveira

"Hey, guys! Beat that wizard, huh? Good stuff, good stuff, buddy." ("Ei, caras! Derrotaaram aquele mago, hein? Coisa boa, coisa boa, colega.") "How do you like this island? Pretty nice, huh? Waterfront property. Yeah, it's mine. Well, it's a timeshare. It's good for romancing the ladies though, no? There's this little cookbook I've been seeing, and--hey, it's pretty nice." ("O que acha desta ilha? Bem legal, hein? Propriedade com vista para o mar. Sim, é minha. Bem, é compartilhada. Bom para namorar as moças, não? Tem esse livrinho de receitas que eu tenho visto, e - ei, é bem legal.") "Well, you feel free to poke around, I guess. You know, looks like that's what you're doing anyway, right? [ri] Feel free to steal everything that isn't nailed down. Hey, I'm a book! What do I need with it?" ("Bem, sinta-se livre para dar uma olhada por aí, eu acho. Sabe, parece que é isso que você está fazendo mesmo, certo? [ri] Fique à vontade para roubar tudo que não estiver pregado. Ei, eu sou um livro! Que uso eu tenho para essas coisas?")

Ao pegar o Crânio da Ilha da Caveira

"Ah, Merasmus' skull hat. That's gonna look real nice on your head." ("Ah, o chapéu de caveira do Merasmus. Vai ficar muito legal na sua cabeça.") "Ah, Merasmus' skull hat! Ey, it's pretty nice." ("Ah, o chapéu de caveira do Merasmus! Ei, é bem legal.") "Ah, Merasmus' skull hat! Good choice, buddy. Very nice choice." ("Ah, o chapéu de caveira do Merasmus! Boa escolha, colega. Muito boa escolha.")

Scream Fortress V

Irmãos Mann

Corrida de Cargas

As falas seguintes são as respostas de Corrida de Cargas faladas por Redmond Mann (enquanto na RED) e Blutarch Mann (enquanto na BLU) em Helltower.

Início da rodada

Redmond "This is Redmond Mann speaking from an unspecified location beyond the grave. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you to push my brother to hell!" ("Aqui é Redmond Mann falando de um local não especificado além do túmulo. Eu posso estar morto, mas enquanto vocês estiverem descontando meus cheques, vocês farão exatamente o que lhes for dito. E estou lhes dizendo para empurrar meu irmão para o inferno!") "It is I, your employer, Redmond Mann, from beyond the grave. I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other. Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push that cart!" ("Sou eu, seu empregador, Redmond Mann, de além do túmulo. Eu dei a vocês, seus preguiçosos cabeças-duras, uma coisa para fazer já faz cem anos: atirar uns nos outros. Agora estou dando algo mais fácil ainda para fazer: empurrem aquele carrinho!") "This is Redmond Mann, and I've got one simple request: Send my brother to hell!" ("Aqui é Redmond Mann, e eu tenho um pedido simples: enviem meu irmão para o inferno!") "This is your employer, and I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!" ("Aqui é seu empregador, e eu tenho um trabalho para vocês: enviem meu irmão para o inferno!") "Listen up, you reprobates. This is Redmond Mann. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!" ("Escutem, seus simplórios. Aqui é Redmond Mann. Aquele cadáver pertence ao meu irmão idiota. Mande-o para o inferno!") "Listen up, you thugs. This is Redmond Mann speaking. And I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!" ("Escutem, seus valentões. Aqui é Redmond Mann falando. E eu tenho um trabalho para vocês: enviem meu irmão para o inferno!") Blutarch "Listen up, you thugs. This is Blutarch Mann speaking. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you, from beyond the grave, to push my brother to hell! Until I tell you to stop!" ("Escutem, seus valentões. Aqui é Blutarch Mann falando. Eu posso estar morto, mas enquanto vocês estiverem descontando meus cheques, vocês farão exatamente o que lhes é dito. E eu estou lhes dizendo, de além do túmulo, para empurrar meu irmão para o inferno! Até eu dizer para pararem!") "It is I, your employer, Blutarch Mann. From beyond the grave! I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other! Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push my brother to hell!" ("Sou eu, seu empregador, Blutarch Mann. De além do túmulo! Eu dei a vocês, preguiçosos cabeças-duras, uma coisa para fazer já faz cem anos: atirar uns nos outros! Agora estou dando algo ainda mais fácil para fazer: empurrem meu irmão para o inferno!") "This is Blutarch Mann speaking. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!" ("Aqui é Blutarch Mann falando. Aquele cadáver pertence ao meu irmão idiota. Mande-o para o inferno!") "This is Blutarch Mann, with one simple request: Send my brother to hell!" ("Aqui é Blutarch Mann, com um pedido simples: mandem meu irmão para o inferno!") "This is Blutarch Mann speaking. Push! That! Cart! ("Aqui é Blutarch Mann falando. Empurrem! Aquele! Carrinho!")

Equipe RED na liderança

Redmond "Yes! Yes! Yes yes yes!" ("Sim! Sim! Sim sim sim!") "Yes, that's it! Push!" ("Sim, isso mesmo! Empurrem!") "We're winning! Push!" ("Estamos vencendo! Empurrem!") "Good, good!" ("Bom, bom!") "Yes!" ("Sim!") "Perfect!" ("Perfeito!") "Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!" ("Doce mãe do cascalho, estamos vencendo!") "Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!" ("O que quer que vocês estejam fazendo, continuem!") "Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!" ("O que quer que vocês estejam fazendo, está funcionando!") "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? I'm winning!" ("Estamos ganhando! Está me ouvindo, Blutarch? Estou ganhando!") "I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best man!" ("Estou conseguindo! Estou enfim realmente conseguindo! Eu sou o melhor homem!") "I'm winning! And you're losing, Blutarch! I will be the last man standing!" ("Estou vencendo! E você está perdendo, Blutarch! Eu serei o último homem de pé!") "How do you like those ghostly apples, Blutarch? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes, yes, yes yes yes..." ("Qual o gosto dessa derrota fantasmagórica, Blutarch? Não precisa responder. São amargas cinzas azedas na sua boca, tenho certeza! Sim, sim, sim sim sim...") "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? The Badlands are mine!" ("Estamos vencendo! Está me ouvindo, Blutarch? As Badlands são minhas!") "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? I'm the best son!" ("Estamos ganhando! Está me ouvindo, Blutarch? Eu sou o melhor filho!") "I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Blutarch!" ("Estou conseguindo! Estou te mandando para o inferno, Blutarch!") "Yes! I should've died years ago!" '("Sim! Eu devia ter morrido há anos!") "Yes! All of my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!" ("Sim! Todos os meus belos planos fantasmas estão se realizando!") "We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!" ("Estamos ganhando! Ser esfaqueado nove vezes no coração foi a melhor coisa a me acontecer") "Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way." ("Sim! Enviar meu irmão para o inferno foi minha melhor ideia desde a máquina de gravidez! ...A qual não está fora de questão, a propósito.") Blutarch "Push!" ("Empurrem!") "Keep pushing the cart!" ("Continuem empurrando o carrinho!") "Push the cart!" ("Empurrem o carrinho!") "Get to the cart!" ("Vão para o carrinho!") "Don't leave my brother!" ("Não abandonem meu irmão!") "Push my brother!" ("Empurrem meu irmão!") "Hell is that way! Push!" ("O inferno é para aquele lado! Empurrem!") "Drag your knuckles to that cart, you thick-browed member of the servant class!" ("Carregue seus punhos para aquele carrinho, seu membro de testa grossa da classe servante!") "Do you have any idea what ungodly sum I'm paying you vagrants to push a corpse a hundred feet?" ("Vocês têm alguma ideia da quantia absurda que eu estou pagando a vocês, vagabundos, para empurrar um cadáver uns cem pés?") "All you have to do is push a haunted corpse on a railcart into a gaping hell-mouth! It's not gravel science." ("Só o que vocês precisam fazer é empurrar um cadáver assombrado em um carrinho de mina em uma boca escancarada do iferno! Não é ciência de cascalho.") "Keep pushing!" ("Continuem empurrando!") "Puuuush!" ("Empuuuurrem!") "We're losing!" ("Estamos perdendo!") "We're behind!" ("Estamos atrás!") "They're trouncing us!" ("Eles estão nos trucidando!") "Biscuits and bunkum, we're losing!" ("Biscoitos e baboseira, estamos perdendo!") "Barnbiscuits, we're behind!" ("Mas que droga, estamos atrás!") "We're losing!" ("Estamos perdendo!") "Hogwater, we're losing!" ("Porcaria, estamos perdendo!") "Pissdumplings! They're winning!" ("Mas que lixo! Eles estão vencendo!") "Posspuddle... We're losing!" ("Que droga... Estamos perdendo!") "What am I paying you for?! Get my brother to hell!" ("Eu estou pagando vocês para quê?! Levem meu irmão para o inferno!") "Why is my brother not in hell yet?" ("Por que meu irmão ainda não está no inferno?") "Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?" ("Espere um minuto... Eu estou mais perto do inferno que meu irmão?") "Fight harder, you imbeciles!" ("Lutem mais, seus imbecis!") "Fight, you nincompoops!" ("Lutem, seus palermas!") "Damn you, Redmond!" ("Maldito seja, Redmond!")

Equipe BLU na liderança

Redmond "Push!" ("Empurrem!") "Puuuush!" ("Empuuuurrem!") "Keep pushing!" ("Continuem empurrando!") "Keep pushing the cart!" ("Continuem empurrando o carrinho!") "Get to the cart!" ("Vão para o carrinho!") "Don't leave the cart!" ("Não deixem o carrinho!") "Puuuush!" ("Empuuuurrem!") "Puuuuuuush!" ("Empuuuuuuurrem!") "No, you stupid poor people!" ("Não, seus pobres idiotas!") "Blast! I should've hired the BLU team!" ("Droga! Eu devia ter contratado a equipe BLU!") "We're losing!" ("Estamos perdendo!") "We're behind! Fight harder, you imbeciles!" ("Estamos atrás! Lutem mais, seus imbecis!") "They're winning!" ("Eles estão ganhando!") "Fight, you nincompoops! They're beating us!" ("Lutem, seus palermas! Eles estão no vencendo!") "Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!" ("Biscoitos e baboseira, estamos perdendo!") "Patswater! They're winning!" ("Porcaria! Eles estão vencendo!") "Posspoddle, we're losing!" ("Que droga, estamos perdendo!") "Pissdumplings! They're beating us!" ("Mas que lixo! Eles estão ganhando de nós!") "Hogwater, we're losing!" ("Porcaria, estamos perdendo!") "Boggarbottom! We're losing!" ("Que lixo! Estamos perdendo!") "Why is my brother not in hell yet?" ("Por que meu irmão ainda não está no inferno?") "What am I paying you for? Push my brother to hell!" ("Eu estou pagando vocês para quê? Empurrem meu irmão para o inferno!") "Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?" ("Esperem um minuto... Eu estou mais perto do inferno do que meu irmão?") "Why is my brother winning?" ("Por que meu irmão está ganhando?") "You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!" ("Vocês, charlatões, me prometeram que enviariam meu irmão para o inferno!") "Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!" ("Mas que inferno, levem aquela carcassa fedida para o inferno! Ou pelo cascalho, eu acabarei com vocês!") "What the gravel am I paying you for?" ("Por que cascalhos eu estou pagando para vocês?") "You unwashed reprobates! It's not gravel science!" ("Seus simplórios imundos! Não é ciência de cascalho!") "Damn you, Blutarch!" ("Maldito seja, Blutarch!") Blutarch "Yes! Yes yes yes yes!" ("Sim! Sim sim sim sim!") "Yes, that's it! Push!" ("Sim, isso mesmo! Empurrem!") "Yes!" ("Sim!") "Yes!" ("Sim!") "Good, good!" ("Bom, bom!") "Perfect!" ("Perfeito!") "Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!" ("Doce mãe do cascalho, estamos ganhando!") "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? I'm winning!" ("Estamos ganhando! Está me ouvindo, Redmond? Estou ganhando!") "Yes! I should've died years ago!" ("Sim! Eu devia ter morrido há anos!")

Redmond se aproximando do ponto final

Redmond "Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!" ("Meu cascalho! Eu estou quase no inferno, seus idiotas! Façam algo!") Blutarch "Good gravel! You've almost done it!" ("Meu cascalho! Vocês estão quase lá!") "Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!" ("O que quer que vocês estejam fazendo, continuem!") "Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!" ("O que quer que vocês estejam fazendo, está funcionando!") "I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best man!" ("Estou conseguindo! Enfim estou realmente conseguindo! Eu sou o melhor homem!") "I'm winning! And you're losing, Redmond! I will be the last man standing!" ("Estou vencendo! E você está perdendo, Redmond! Eu serei o último homem de pé!") "How do you like those ghostly apples, Redmond? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes yes yes..." ("Qual o gosto dessa derrota fantasmagórica, Blutarch? Não precisa responder. São amargas cinzas azedas na sua boca, tenho certeza! Sim, sim, sim sim sim...") "I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Redmond! I'm the best brother!" ("Estou conseguindo! Estou te mandando para o inferno, Redmond! Eu sou o melhor irmão!") "Yes! All my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!" ("Sim! Todos os meus belos planos fantasmas estão se realizando!") "We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!" ("Estamos vencendo! Ser esfaqueado nove vezes no coração foi a melhor coisa a me acontecer!") "Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way." ("Sim! Mandar meu irmão para o inferno foi minha melhor ideia desde a máquina de gravidez! ...A qual não está fora de questão, a propósito.") "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? The Badlands are mine!" ("Estamos ganhando! Está me ouvindo, Redmond? As Badlands são minhas!") "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? You're going to hell!" ("Estamos ganhando! Está me ouvindo, Redmond? Você está indo para o inferno!")

Blutarch se aproximando do ponto final

Redmond "Good gravel! You've almost done it!" ("Meu cascalho! Vocês estão quase lá!") Blutarch "Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!" ("Meu cascalho! Estou quase no inferno, seus idiotas! Façam algo!") "You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!" ("Vocês, charlatões, me prometeram que enviariam meu irmão para o inferno!") "No, you stupid poor people!" ("Não, seus pobres idiotas!") "Blast! I should've hired the RED team!" ("Droga! Eu devia ter contratado a equipe RED!") "Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!" ("Mas que inferno, levem aquela carcassa fedida para o inferno! Ou pelo cascalho, eu acaberi com vocês!") "What the gravel am I paying you for?" ("Por que cascalhos eu estou pagando vocês?")

Corrida de Cargas vencida

Redmond "I've done it!" ("Eu consegui!") "Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" ("Sim! Sim sim sim sim! Consegui!") "Rot in hell, Blutarch! I win!" ("Apodreça no inferno, Blutarch! Eu ganhei!") "Look at me now, father! I won!" ("Olhe para mim agora, pai! Eu venci!") "Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!" ("Minhas! As Badlands todas são enfim minhas!") "After a hundred years, I am the last man standing!" ("Após cem anos, eu sou o último homem de pé!") "I won! Wait, where are you all going?" ("Eu venci! Esperem, aonde vocês todos estão indo?") "I won! Now you all can go to hell!" ("Eu venci! Agora vocês todos podem ir para o inferno!") "I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, go to hell!" *ri* ("Eu venci! E só para eu não precisar pagar a vocês, vão para o inferno!" *ri*) Blutarch "I've done it!" ("Eu consegui!") "Yes! Yes yes yes!" ("Sim! Sim sim sim!") "Yes, yes yes yes! I did it!" ("Sim! Sim sim sim! Consegui!") "I won!" ("Eu ganhei!") "Rot in hell, Redmond! I win!" ("Apodreça no inferno, Redmond! Eu ganhei!") "Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!" ("Minhas! As Badlands todas são enfim minhas!") "I am the last man standing!" ("Eu sou o último homem de pé!") "Wait! Where are you all going?" ("Esperem! Aonde vocês todos estão indo?") "I won! Now you all can go to hell!" ("Eu venci! Agora vocês todos podem ir para o inferno!") "I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, you all can go to hell!" *risada longa* *tosse* ("Eu venci! E só para eu não precisar pagar a vocês, vão para o inferno!" *risada longa* *tosse*) "Go to hell!" *laughing* ("Vão para o inferno!" *rindo*)

Corrida de Cargas perdida

Redmond "No! Noooooooo!" ("Não! Nããããããoo!") "No! Noooooooooooo!" ("Não! Nãããããããooooo!"]) "I'm taking you to hell with me!" ("Eu levarei vocês para o inferno comigo!") "Damn you, Blutarch!" ("Maldito seja, Blutarch!") "Happy Hallowee-" *se desvanece* ("Feliz Dia das Bru-" *se desvanece*) "Damn you, Blutarch!" ("Maldito seja, Blutarch!") "Nooooooo-" *se desvanece* ("Nãããããoo-" *se desvanece*) "No! Noooooo!" ("Não! Nããããão!") Blutarch "No! Noooooooo!" ("Não! Nããããããoo!") "Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmond!" "Daaaaaaaaah!" "Well, I tried." ("Bem, eu tentei.") "I'm taking you to hell with me!" ("Eu levarei vocês para o inferno comigo!") "You're all comin' with me!" ("Vocês todos vêm comigo!") "Noooooooo-" *se desvanece* ("Nãããããoo-" *se desvanece*) "Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmon-" *se desvanece*

Resultados do Inferno

Vitória Redmond "Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" *música tema de vitória* ("Sim! Sim sim sim sim! Consegui!" *música tema de vitória*) Blutarch "Yes! Yes yes yes!" *música tema de vitória* ("Sim! Sim sim sim! *música tema de vitória*) Derrota Redmond "No! Nooooo!" *boos* ("Não! Nãããão!" *vaia*) Blutarch "No! Noooooooo!" *boos* ("Não! Nããããããoo!" *vaia*) Empate Redmond "What the gravel am I paying you for?" *música tema de empate* (Por que cascalhos eu estou pagando a vocês?" *música tema de empate*) Blutarch "What the gravel am I paying you for?" *música tema de empate* (Por que cascalhos eu estou pagando a vocês?" *música tema de empate*)

Magic-Related

Feitiços aparecem

Redmond "Good! The spells have appeared, just as I planned! Yes... yes! This update almost makes too much sense!" *ri* ("Bom! Os feitiços apareceram, como eu planejei! Sim... Sim! Esta atualização quase faz sentido demais!" *ri*) "Gather spells while you can!" ("Coletem feitiços enquanto podem!") "Spells! Spells everywhere!" ("Feitiços! Feitiços para todos os lados!") "Gather spells before they disappear!" ("Coletem feitiços antes que eles desapareçam!") "Grab the spells and cast them!" ("Peguem os feitiços e lancem-nos!") "Grab the spells! Cast them on Blutarch's idiot army!" ("Peguem os feitiços! Lancem-nos no exército idiota do Blutarch!") "Spells!" ("Feitiços!") Blutarch "Gather spells while you can!" ("Coletem feitiços enquanto podem!") "Spells! Get them before they disappear!" ("Feitiços! Peguem-nos antes que desapareçam!") "Gather spells before they disappear!" ("Coletem feitiços antes que eles desapareçam!") "Spells! They've spilled out of the hellhole!" ("Feitiços! Eles saíram do buraco do inferno!") "Spells! Spells everywhere!" ("Feitiços! Feitiços para todos os lados!") "Grab the spells and cast them!" ("Peguem os feitiços e lancem-nos!") "Grab the spells! Cast them on Redmond's idiot army!" ("Peguem os feitiços! Lancem-nos no exército idiota do Redmond!")

A Witching Hour começa

Redmond "The Witching Hour!" "It's midnight! Gather spells while you can!" ("É meia-noite! Coletem feitiços enquanto podem!") "Yes, it's the Witching Hour!" "Yes, the Witching Hour is upon us!" "The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows thin!" "It's midnight! Again!" ("É meia-noite! De novo!") "The Witching Hour! Again!" "It's midnight again! Gather spells while you can!" ("É meia-noite de novo! Coletem feitiços enquanto podem!") "It's midnight again?" ("É meia-noite de novo?") "It's midnight! ...Again!" ("É meia-noite! ...De novo!") "It's midnight..." *inhales* "Again!" ("É meia-noite..." *inspira* "De novo!") Blutarch "The Witching Hour!" "It's midnight!" ("É meia-noite!") "Yes! It's the Witching Hour!" "Yeeees! The Witching Hour is upon us." "The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows weak and withered!" "It's midnight. Again!" ("É meia-noite. De novo!") "It's midnight again. Oh, I hate this holiday!" ("É meia-noite de novo. Oh, eu odeio este feriado") "It's happening again!" ("Está acontecendo de novo!") "It's happening again!" ("Está acontecendo de novo!") "It's midnight! Again!" ("É meia-noite! De novo!") "It's midnight again?" ("É meia-noite de novo?") "It's midnight again!" ("É meia-noite de novo!") "It's midnight! Again!" ("É meia-noite! De novo!") "It's midnight again!" ("É meia-noite de novo!")

A ponte da Ilha do Inferno se abre

Redmond "The bridge is down!" ("A ponte se abriu!") "The bridge, you fools! Get the good magic..." ("A ponte, seus tolos! Peguem a magia boa...") "Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!" ("A Ilha do Inferno está aberta! A ponte se abriu!") "Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! That's where the good spells are!" ("Corram! Cruzem a ponte para a Ilha do Inferno! É onde estão os feitiços bons!") "The bridge, you lackeys! I sense great magic..." ("A ponte, seus lacaios! Eu sinto magia grande...") "The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!" ("A ponte! Do outro lado jaz poder além da imaginação!") "Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!" ("Não se contentem com essas migalhas! Cruzem a ponte!") "Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!" ("Rápido! Cruzem a ponte! Coletem os melhores feitiços!") "Cross the bridge!" ("Cruzem a ponte!") Blutarch "The bridge is down!" ("A ponte se abriu!") "The bridge, you fools!" ("A ponte, seus tolos!") "The bridge, you lackeys!" ("A ponte, seus lacaios!") "Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!" ("A Ilha do Inferno está aberta! A ponte se abriu!") "Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! Get the good magic!"("Corram! Cruzem a ponte para a Ilha do Inferno! Peguem a magia boa!") "Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!" ("Rápido! Cruzem a ponte! Coletem os melhores feitiços!") "The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!" ("A ponte! Do outro lado jaz poder além da imaginação!") "Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!" ("Não se contentem com essas migalhas! Cruzem a ponte!")

Inimigos aparecem

Redmond "Zombies!" ("Zumbis!") "Hell zombies!" ("Zumbis do inferno!") "Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" ("Essa não, lobisomens! Não, esperem... Esqueletos! Zumbis? Não importa, apenas corram!") "Zombies, no! Wait... " *murmurando* "Hold on, let me check... Oh god! Hell zombies!" ("Zumbis, não! Esperem..." *murmurando* Esperem, deixem-me verificar... Meu Deus! Zumbis do inferno!") "The Skeleton King! Oh... gravelpits, you are in for it now!" ("O Esqueleto Rei! Oh... Pedreiras, vocês estão lascados!") "Oh good, the Skeleton King's he- NO! That's bad!" ("Ah, bom, o Esqueleto Rei está aq- NÃO! Isso é mau!") "It's the Skeleton King!" ("É o Esqueleto Rei!") "We've awoken the Skeleton King!" ("Nós despertamos o Esqueleto Rei!") Blutarch "The hell is happening now?" ("O que diabos está havendo agora?") "What's happening down there?" ("O que está acontecendo aí embaixo?") "What the gravel is happening down there?" ("O que cascalhos está acontecendo aí embaixo?") "Aw, no! Zombies!" ("Ah, não! Zumbis!") "Zombies!" ("Zumbis!") "Hell zombies!" ("Zumbis do inferno!") "Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" ("Essa não, lobisomens! Não, esperem... Esqueletos! Zumbis? Não importa, apenas corram!") "Hell zombies! Oh gravelpits, you are in for it now!" ("Zumbis do inferno! Oh, pedreiras, vocês estão lascados!") "Zombies, no! Wait... Hold on, let me check it... Oh god! Hell zombies!" ("Zumbis, não! Esperem, deixem-me ver... Meu Deus! Zumbis do inferno!") "Oh no, it's the Skeleton King!" ("Oh, não, é o Esqueleto Rei!") "Oh good, the Skeleton King's here." ("Ah, bom, o Esqueleto Rei está aqui.") "It's the Skeleton King!" ("É o Esqueleto Rei!") "Run! It's the Skeleton King!" ("Corram! É o Esqueleto Rei!") "It's the Horseless Headless Horsemann!" ("É o Cavaleiro Carente de Cavalo e Cabeça!") "The Skeleton King! Ah gravelpits, you are in for it now!" ("O Esqueleto Rei! Oh... Pedreiras, vocês estão lascados!")

Miscelânia

Irmãos Mann Discutindo

(Redmond) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!" (Redmond: "Feitiços! Não os peguem, são todos venenosos!" / Blutarch: "Não deem ouvidos ao meu irmão idiota, peguem-nos!") (Blutarch) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!" (Blutarch: "Feitiços! Não os peguem, são todos venenosos!" / Redmond: "Não deem ouvidos ao meu irmão idiota, peguem-nos!") (Redmond) "Send my ratstink brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, send MY imbecile brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! No!" (Blutarch) *short laugh* (Redmond: "Enviem meu irmão fedido para o inferno!" / Blutarch: "Não lhe deem ouvidos, enviem MEU irmão imbecil para o inferno!" / Redmond: "O quê? Não! Não!" / Redmond: *risada curta* (Redmond) "I hope you'll enjoy hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "Yes, I'll enjoy staring down at it, from heaven! While you BURN, brother!" (Redmond) "Noooo!" (Blutarch) *short laugh* (Redmond: "Espero que você goste do inferno, Blutarch!" / Blutarch: "Sim, eu gostarei de olhar para ele, do céu! Enquanto você QUEIMA, irmão! / Redmond: "Nããão!" / Blutarch: *risada curta*) (Redmond) "That gravel... It will be mine, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "There is no gravel where you're going, brother!" (Redmond) "Oh? And where is that, exactly?" (Blutarch) "Hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What?" (Blutarch) "What do you think is going on here?" (Redmond: "Aquele cascalho... Será meu, Blutarch! / Blutarch: "Não há cascalho onde você está indo, irmão! / Redmond: "É? e onde é isso, exatamente?" / Blutarch: "No inferno, Redmond!" / Redmond: "O quê?" / Blutarch: "O que você acha que está acontecendo aqui?") (Blutarch) "Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! Don't do it!" (Blutarch) "DO do it!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "Continue doing it!" (Redmond) "Nooooooo!" (Blutarch: "Enviem meu irmão para o inferno!" / Redmond: "O quê? Não! Não façam isso!" / Blutarch: "FAÇAM isso!" / Redmond: "Não!" / Blutarch: "Continuem fazendo isso!" / Redmond: "Nãããããoo!") (Redmond) "Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't do it!" (Redmond) "Do do it!" (Blutarch) "No!" (Redmond) "Continue doing it!" (Blutarch) "Nooooooo!" (Redmond: "Enviem meu irmão para o inferno!" / Blutarch: "Não façam isso!" / Redmond: "Façam isso sim!" / Blutarch: "Não!" / Redmond: "Continuem fazendo isso!" / Blutarch: "Nãããããoo!") (Redmond) "BLU team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!" (Redmond: "Equipe BLU! Parem de lutar! Meu irmão e eu fizemos uma trégua!" / Blutarch: "Cale a boca, Redmond!" / Redmond: *rindo* / Blutarch: "Continuem lutando! Não ouçam meu irmão idiota!") (Blutarch) "RED team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Redmond) "Shut up, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!" (Blutarch: "Equipe RED! Parem de lutar! Meu irmão e eu fizemos uma trégua!" / Redmond: "Cale a boca, Blutarch!" / Blutarch: *rindo* / Redmond: "Continuem lutando! Não ouçam meu irmão idiota!") (Redmond) "Look at your corpse, brother. As ugly in death as you were in life, so shriveled and red..." (Blutarch) "That's you, you imbecile!" (Redmond) "What? No!" (Redmond: "Olhe o seu cadáver, irmão. Tão feio na morte quanto na vida, tão murcho e vermelho..." / Blutarch: "Esse é você, seu imbecil!" / Redmond: "O quê? Não!") (Redmond) "Send him to hell! Who's the idiot brother now, brother?" (Blutarch) "You, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Nooooo!" (Blutarch) "Ha ha ha! I've turned it around on you!" (Redmond: "Mandem-no para o inferno! Quem é o irmão idiota agora, irmão?" / Blutarch: "Você, Redmond!" / Redmond: "Nãããão!" / Blutarch: "Ha ha ha! Eu virei essa contra você!") (Redmond) "I'll see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "Only one of us is going to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Then I suppose I won't see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "I'm afraid I'll be the one not seeing you!" (Redmond) "We shall see." (Blutarch) "I won't!" (Redmond: "Te vejo no inferno, irmão!" / Blutarch: "Apenas um de nós irá para o inferno, Redmond!" / Redmond: "Então suponho que eu não te verei no inferno, irmão!" / Blutarch: "Eu receio que eu é quem não verá você!" / Redmond: "É o que veremos." / Blutarch: "Eu não!") (Redmond) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "It's just beginning! It is the Witching Hour!" (Redmond: "A Witching Hour acabou!" / Blutarch: "Não escutem ele!" / Redmond: *rindo* / Blutarch: "Está só começando! Nós estamos na Witching Hour!") (Blutarch) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "It's just beginning! It is the Witching Hour!" (Blutarch: "A Witching Hour acabou!" / Redmond: "Não escutem ele!" / Blutarch: *rindo* / Redmond: "Está só começando! Nós estamos na Witching Hour!") (Redmond) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!" (Redmond: "Estou conseguindo, pai! Estou vencendo!" / Blutarch: "Não ouça ele, pai! Esse jogo ainda não acabou!") (Blutarch) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!" (Blutarch: "Estou conseguindo, pai! Estou vencendo!" / Redmond: "Não ouça ele, pai! Esse jogo ainda não acabou!") (Redmond) "Do you feel the flames of hell yet, brother?" (Blutarch) "I do, brother! It is the heat of victory!" (Redmond) "What? No! I feel it too! I only feel it!" (Redmond: "Já está sentindo as chamas do inferno, irmão?" / Blutarch: "Estou, irmão! É o calor da vitória!" / Redmond: "O quê? Não! Eu também sinto! É só o que eu sinto!") (Blutarch) "Yes! Pushing! I'm a tactical genius!" (Redmond) "What? I invented pushing years ago!" (Blutarch) "The only thing you invented years ago was losing to me right now!" (Redmond) "Noooooo!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Blutarch: "Sim! Empurrar! Eu sou um gênio tático!" / Redmond: "O quê? Eu inventei empurrar há anos!" / Blutarch: "A única coisa que você inventou á anos foi perder para mim agora!" / Redmond: "Nããããão!" / Blutarch: *rindo*) (Blutarch) "Dear Lord! This is Blutarch Mann speaking!" (Redmond) "And Redmond." (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond, I'm praying! Lord, please send my brother to hell. Amen." (Redmond) "Lord, wait! Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it." (Blutarch) "No!" (Redmond) "Ha ha ha ha! I win at praying, brother." (Blutarch: "Querido Senhor! Aqui é Blutarch Mann falando!" / Redmond: "E Redmond." / Blutarch: "Cale a boca, Redmond! Estou rezando! Senhor, por favor envie meu irmão para o inferno. Amém." / Redmond: "Senhor, espere! O que quer que ele esteja te pedindo, eu dobro." / Blutarch: "Não!" / Redmond: "Ha ha ha ha! Eu venci em rezar, irmão.") (Redmond) "Blutarch, we're family. Tell you what, on the count of three, let's both apologize and go to heaven. One, two, three. I'm-" (Blutarch) "I'm sorry. No!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "I meant I'm sorry that I'm sending you to hell!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "And I'm not! Sorry!" (Redmond: "Blutarch, nós somos família. Te digo o seguinte, no 'três', ambos pedimos desculpas e vamos para o céu. Um, dois, três. Eu la-" / Blutarch: "Eu lamento. Não!" / Redmond: *rindo* / Blutarch: "Eu quis dizer que lamento por estar te mandando para o inferno!" / Redmond: "Não!" / Blutarch: "E eu não! Lamento!") (Blutarch) Knock knock." (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "Redmond, it's Blutarch! This is a knock knock joke! Open this door at once!" (Redmond) "No, thank you." (Blutarch) "Redmond, I assure you I will make it worth your while. Now knock knock." (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "It's your brother Blutarch! Now for God's sake let me in! Someone's trying to send me to Hell!" (Redmond) "I'm trying to send you to Hell. *laughs* (Blutarch) "Good Lord! That changes everything! I'll finish the joke later!" (Blutarch: "Toc-toc." / Redmond: "Quem é?" / Blutarch: "Redmond, é o Blutarch! Esta é uma piada de 'toc-toc'! Abra esta porta já!" / Redmond: "Não obrigado." / Blutarch: "Redmond, eu te asseguro que farei valer seu tempo. Agora toc-toc." / Redmond: "Quem é?" / Blutarch: "É o seu irmão Blutarch! Agora, pelo amor de Deus, deixe-me entrar! Tem alguém tentando me mandar para o Inferno!" / Redmond: Eu estou tentando te mandar para o inferno." *ri* / Blutarch: "Meu Deus! Isso muda tudo! Eu termino a piada depois!") (Blutarch) *giggling* (Redmond) "What's so funny, brother?" (Blutarch) "Oh, I'm just thinking about all the gravel I'll have when you're gone." (Redmond) "And where do you intend to get all this gravel in hell, brother? While I'm on Earth, which is virtually made of gravel?" (Blutarch) "The devil! I plan to trade him all your gravel for it!" (Redmond) *gasps* "Don't you dare, Blutarch!" (Blutarch: *risadinhas* / Redmond: "O que é tão engraçado, irmão?" / Blutarch: "Oh, só estou pensando em todo o cascalho que terei quando você se for." / Redmond: "E onde você pretende conseguir todo esse cascalho no inferno, irmão? Enquanto estou na Terra, que é virtualmente feita de cascalho?" / Blutarch: "O diabo! Eu planejo trocar todo o seu cascalho por ele!" / Redmond: *surpreso* "Não se atreva, Blutarch") (Blutarch) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "Wait, what was that?" (Blutarch) "I'm not talking to you, Redmond. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Redmond) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Blutarch) "Come on, brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Redmond) "Sending you to hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "What? RED team! Stop what you're doing!" (Redmond) "Belay that order, RED team!" (Blutarch: "Sim! Sim! Enviem meu irmão para o inferno!" / Redmond: "Espera, o que foi?" / Blutarch: "Não estou falando contigo, Redmond. Estou falando com os mercenários!" / Redmond: "Meus mercenários? Não se atreva! Eles têm um trabalho!" / Blutarch: "Qual é, irmão. O que eles poderiam estar fazendo?" / Redmond: "Te mandando para o inferno, Blutarch!" / Blutarch: "O quê? Equipe RED! Parem o que estão fazendo!" / Redmond: "Ignorem essa ordem, equipe RED!") (Redmond) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Wait, what was that?" (Redmond) "I'm not talking to you, Blutarch. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Blutarch) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Redmond) "Come on, brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Blutarch) "Sending you to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What? BLU team! Stop what you're doing!" (Blutarch) "Belay that order, BLU team!" (Redmond: "Sim! Sim! Enviem meu irmão para o inferno!" / Blutarch: "Espera, o que foi?" / Redmond: "Não estou falando contigo, Redmond. Estou falando com os mercenários!" / Blutarch: "Meus mercenários? Não se atreva! Eles têm um trabalho!" / Redmond: "Qual é, irmão. O que eles poderiam estar fazendo?" / Blutarch: "Te mandando para o inferno, Blutarch!" / Redmond: "O quê? Equipe RED! Parem o que estão fazendo!" / Blutarch: "Ignorem essa ordem, equipe RED!") (Redmond) "You there! BLU team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Blutarch) "You imbecile!" *shuffling noise* (Blutarch) "This is what I'm paying them!" (Redmond) "Geh! Never mind!" (Redmond: "Vocês aí! Equipe BLU! Eu dobro o que meu irmão fedorento está pagando a vocês!" / Blutarch: "Seu imbecil!" *revirando papéis* "É isto que estou pagando a eles!" / Redmond: "Geh! Deixa para lá!") (Blutarch) "You there! RED team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Redmond) "Blutarch!" *shuffling noise* (Redmond) "This is what I'm paying them!" (Blutarch) "Ah! Never mind!" (Blutarch: "Vocês aí! Equipe RED! Eu dobro o que meu irmão fedorento está pagando a vocês!" / Redmond: "Blutarch!" *revirando papéis* "É isto que estou pagando a eles!" / Redmond: "Ah! Deixa para lá!") (Redmond) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah Mann) "You did great, son." (Redmond) "Yes, yes! Yes yes yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Redmond) "What? No!" (Redmond: "Olhe para mim agora, pai!" / Zepheniah Mann: "Você fez muito bem, filho." / Redmond: "Sim, sim! Sim sim sim!" / Zepheniah: "Mas Gray ainda é meu filho favorito." / Redmond: "O quê? Não!") (Blutarch) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah) "You did great, son." (Blutarch) "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Blutarch) "No! Noooo!" (Blutarch: "Olhe para mim agora, pai!" / Zepheniah Mann: "Você fez muito bem, filho." / Redmond: "Sim, sim, sim, sim!" / Zepheniah: "Mas Gray ainda é meu filho favorito." / Blutarch: "Não! Nããão!")

Condição desconhecida

Blutarch "This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughing* ("Esta atualização quase faz sentido demais!" *rindo*) "It all makes perfect sense!" ("Tudo quase faz sentido perfeito!") "What the gravel am I paying you for? I'll tell you: I'm not! Unless you get my brother to hell!" ("O que cascalhos eu estou pagando a vocês? Eu lhes digo: não estou! A menos que vocês mandem meu irmão para o inferno!") "All you have to do is send my brother's haunted corpse to hell, then run across a bridge to an enchanted island every time the clock strikes midnight every one and a half minutes to get powerful spells you can use to defeat your enemy, who will be doing the exact same thing, but with my haunted corpse! My only worry is this update makes too much sense." ("Tudo que vocês precisam fazer é mandar o cadáver assombrado do meu irmão para o inferno, então correr por uma ponte ppara uma ilha encantada toda vez que o relógio der meia-noite a cada um minuto e meio para pegar feitiços poderosos que vocês podem usar para derrotar seu inimigo, que fará exatamente a mesma coisa, mas com o meu cadáver assombrado! Minha única preocupação é que esta atualização faz sentido demais.") "I am speaking to you from the great beyond! But make no mistake, my lawyers are still on Earth, and they will prosecute if you do not fulfill your contract. In fact, they're right over there in that evil castle! That's right! They built a terrifying mansion from which to conduct their day business!" *chuckle* ("Eu estou falando com vocês do grande além! Mas não se enganem, meus advogados ainda estão na Terra, e eles vão processar vocês se não cumprirem seu contrato. Inclusive, eles estão bem ali naquele castelo maligno! Isso mesmo! Eles construíram uma mansão assustadora da qual conduzem seu negócio diário!" *risadinha*) "I sense a disturbance in the force... Hold on. Okay, I'm back. My lawyers tell me I'm sensing nothing." ("Eu sinto uma perturbação na força... Esperem. Certo, estou de volta. Meus advogados dizem que eu não sinto coisa alguma.")

Bombinomicon

Boas-vindas à Ilha do Inferno

"Welcome to Hell! Now fight to the death. Whaddya gonna do?" ("Bem-vindo ao inferno! Agora lute até a morte. O que vai fazer?") "Hey, welcome to Hell! Holy crap, it's you guys! Hey, you guys. Hey, pow zoop. Fight to the death." ("Ei, bem-vindos ao Inferno! Caramba, são vocês, rapazes! Ei, vocês. Ei, pow zup. Lutem até a morte.") "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell! It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here! Okay, now fight to the death." ("Ei, sou eu, o Bombinomicon. Adivinhem, caras? Vocês estão no Inferno! É coisa boa. Vocês vão gostar daqui! Tá bem, agora lutem até a morte.") "Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death." ("Ei, bem-vindos ao Inferno! como vocês estão? Que ótimo, agora lutem até a morte.") "Hey hey! You made it! Welcome to Hell. Free stuff for everybody...who is still alive in a minute. Hey, it's Hell, what are ya gonna do?" ("Ei, ei! Vocês conseguiram! Bem-vindos ao Inferno. Coisas grátis para todos... Que ainda estejam vivos em um minuto. Ei, é o Inferno, o que pretende fazer?") "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here." ("Ei, sou eu, o Bombinomicon. Adivinhem, caras? Vocês estão no Inferno. É coisa boa. Vocês vão gostar daqui.") "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what? I'm the Devil! Now fight to the death." ("Ei, ei! Sou eu, o Bombinomicon. Adivinhem? Eu sou o Diabo! Agora lutem até a morte.") "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now; welcome to Hell." ("Ei, ei! Sou eu, o Bombinomicon. Eu sou o Diabo agora; bem-vindos ao Inferno.") "Hey guys, up here! It's me, the bomb book, from last year! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death." ("Ei, caras, aqui em cima! Sou eu, o livro bomba, do ano passado! Bem-vindos ao Inferno! Tá bem, agora lutem até a morte.") "Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death." ("Ei, bem-vindos ao inferno! Como vocês estão? Isso é ótimo, agora lutem até a morte.") "Hey, it's you guys! Hey, guess where you are. Hell! Yes, pretty good." ("Ei, são vocês, caras! Ei, adivinhem onde vocês estão. No Inferno! Sim, é bem legal.") "Guess what, guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff, you're gonna like it here! Now fight to the death." ("Adivinhem, caras? Vocês estão no Inferno. É coisa boa, vocês vão gostar daqui! Agora lutem até a morte.") "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Bad news, you're in Hell. Good news, I'm the Devil! Hey, pow zoop." *laughs merrily* "Fight to the death." ("Ei, sou eu, o Bombinomicon. Má notícia, vocês estão no Inferno. Boa notícia, eu sou o Diabo! Ei, pow zup." *ri contente* "Lutem até a morte.") "Hey hey, guys, it's me, the bomb book! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death." ("Ei, ei, caras, sou eu, o livro bomba! Bem-vindos ao Inferno! Tá bem, agora lutem até a morte.") "Hey, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Pow zoop! Go crazy nuts." ("Ei, são vocês! Bem-vindos ao Inferno! Pow zup! Mandem ver.") "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. You guys gonna have a lot of fun in Hell. It's Hell, everybody likes it! Fight to the death." ("Ei, sou eu, o Bombinomicon. Vocês vão se divertir muito no Inferno. É o Inferno, todo mundo gosta daqui! Lutem até a morte.") "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now." *laughs eagerly* "Fight to the death." ("Ei, ei! Sou eu, o Bombinomicon. Eu sou o Diabo agora." *ri anciosamente* "Lutem até a morte.") "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, I'm the Devil! Welcome to Hell." ("Ei, sou eu, o Bombinomicon. Adivinhem, eu sou o Diabo! Bem-vindos ao Inferno.") "Holy crap, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Hey hey! You brought me a soul. Nice work, guys. Now I just need nine more. Let's go." ("Caramba, são vocês caras! Bem-vindos ao Inferno! Ei, ei! Vocês me trouxeram uma alma. Bom trabalho, caras. Agora eu só preciso de mais nove. Vamos lá.") "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Welcome to Hell. Hey, pow zoop, fight to the death." ("Ei, sou eu, o Bombinomicon. Bem-vindos ao Inferno. Ei, pow zup, lutem até a morte.")

Final da batalha na Ilha do Inferno

"Hey, there you are. Here's a gift." ("Ei, aí está você. Aqui está um presente.") "Hey, you made it." ("Ei, você conseguiu.") "There he is. Here's some free crap." ("Aí está ele. Toma um lixo de graça.") "Hey, you won! Grab some stuff. It's free." ("Ei, você venceu! Pegue umas coisas. É grátis.") "Get up here, steal anything you like. You're in Hell! How much worse could it get?" ("Chegue aqui em cima, roube o que quiser. Você está no Inferno! O quão pior pode ficar?") "Okay, guys, first come, first serve." ("Tá bem, caras, é de quem chegar primeiro.") "Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads." ("Feliz Dia das Bruxas, seu cabeçudos.") "Hey, you did it. Get up here, grab some free crap, you earned it." ("Ei, você conseguiu. Venha aqui em cima, pegue um lixo de graça, você merece.") "Hey, you're the best! All right, grab some free crap and get out of here. I got a lot of devil stuff to do. Pow zoop!" ("Ei, você é o melhor! Tá bem, pegue um lixo de graça e dê o fora daqui. Eu tenho muitas coisas de diabo para fazer Pow zup!") "Oh, oh, man, that was quick! You guys are some bad dudes! All right, here are some parting gifts, cause you gotta go." ("Oh, oh, cara, essa foi rápida! Vocês são uns caras maus! Tá bem, aqui estão uns presentes de despedida, porque vocês têm de ir.") "Okay, let's go, guys! I gotta close up Hell. It's not a 7-Eleven." *ri* "Grab some gifts before you go; bye, you guys!" ("Tá bem, vamos nessa, caras! Eu tenho que fechar o Inferno. Aqui não é uma 7-Eleven." *ri* "Peguem uns presentes antes de irem; tchau, gente!") "Ooh, that did not take long, you guys are some crazy nuts guys, let me tell you! Okay, let's see here. Oh yeah, got some gifts for you." ("Ooh, essa não demorou, vocês são uns doidos varridos, vou te contar! Tá bem, vejamos. Ah, sim, tenho uns presentes para vocês.") "Okay, we'll talk here for a minute, guys. You, you guys are the real heroes of Hell. Here, I have bunches of gifts. Go ahead with the serving." ("Tá bem, vamos conversar por um minuto, caras. Vocês, vocês são os verdadeiros herois do Inferno. Aqui, eu tenho montes de presentes. Vão em frente e sirvam-se.") "Okay, good stuff, now get out of here, you knuckleheads!" *sussurrando* "I love you, guys." ("Tá bem, coisa boa, agora saiam daqui, seus cabeçudos!" *sussurrando* "Eu amo vocês, caras.") "Man, they're going to make you guys the Devil!" *ri malignamente* "Not really, though, because that's me and I'm the best. Go ahead and have some gifts and get out of here, you crazy guys." ("Cara, eles vão fazer de vocês o Diabo!" *ri malignamente* "Na verdade não, porque eu sou ele e eu sou o melhor. Vão em frente e peguem uns presentes e saiam daqui, seus malucos.") "Guys, guys guys guys. Let me get real with you for a minute. This is why I got into the Devil business. You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals." *lacrimejando* "I think I got a burning cinder in my eye or something. Get some gifts and get out of here, you nuts." ("Caras, caras caras caras. Deixem-me ser honesto com vocês um minuto. É por isto que eu entrei no negócio de Diabo. Vocês, seu lunáticos, destroçando uns aos outros feito animais." *lacrimejando* "Acho que estou com uma brasa incandecente no meu olho ou algo assim. Peguem uns presentes e saiam daqui, seus loucos.") "Okay, good stuff! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. I got to go rig an election with Quebec. A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I've got to sweat the small stuff." ("Tá bem, coisa boa! Venham aqui em cima, peguem um presente, o Diabo está meio ocupado aqui. Eu tenho que armar uma eleição com Quebec. Uma eleição local, mas vocês sabem, eu sou o Diabo. Eu tenho que lidar com coisas pequenas.") "Okay, good, you're done! Man, I hate goodbyes. Luckily we're in Hell, so nobody ever gets to leave." *ri alegremente* "Except you guys! You guys are so special, guys. Oh, good, I got some special gifts! Then you gotta go." ("Tá bem, bom, vocês terminaram! Cara, eu odeio despedidas. Felizmente, estamos no Inferno, então ninguém vai embora." *ri alegremente* "Exceto vocês, caras! Vocês são tão especiais, caras. Oh, bom, eu tenho uns presentes especiais! Aí vocês têm de ir.") "Oh man, that was great, you guys! Man, we are all having a go- Well, not everybody. But we are having a good time in Hell, ah? Good times, yes. Good Hell times. Grab your gifts!" ("Oh, cara, isso foi ótimo, caras! Cara, estamos todos nos divertindo- Bem, nem todo mundo. Mas nós estamos nos divertindo no Inferno, hein? Bons tempos, é. Bons tempos no Inferno. Peguem seus presentes!") "Oh man, you guys are some scary bad dudes, I'm so scared!" *risada* "Come on, I'm the Devil! You kidding me? Take your free crap and get out of here." ("Oh, cara, vocês são uns caras maus e assustadores, estou tão assustado!" *risada* "Qual foi, eu sou o Diabo! Tá de brincadeira? Peguem seu lixo grátis e deem o fora.")

Condições desconhecidas

"Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best." ("Ei, vocês trouxeram almas! Coisa boa, vocês são os melhores.") "Keep fighting, it's cool stuff!" ("Continuem lutando é coisa boa!") "Hey hey, kill each other! Oh, you guys are the best. Not you, Sniper." ("Ei, ei, matem uns aos outros! Oh, vocês são os melhors. Você não, Sniper.") "Man, you guys are the best at Hell. I should know, I'm the Devil." ("Cara, vocês são os melhores no Inferno. Eu deveria saber, eu sou o Diabo.") "Man, I'm good being the Devil. See all that fire? That was my idea." ("Cara, eu sou bom sendo o Diabo. Veem todo aquele fogo? Foi ideia minha.") "Everybody, take a knee. Dear God, thank you for making me the Devil, and putting all these great guys in Hell. Pow zoop!" ("Todo mundo, em um joelho. Querido Deus, obrigado por fazer de mim o Diabo, e por botar todos esses caras ótimos no Inferno. Pow zup!") "Why don't you stay a while? Stay forever!" *ri malignamente* "I'm kidding." *sussurra* "You guys are going to have to go pretty soon." ("Por que você não fica um pouco? Fiquem para sempre!" *ri malignamente* "Estou brincando." *sussurra* Vocês terão de ir embora logo.") "Man, you guys are really killing each other. I'm the Devil, and I think it's pretty gruesome." ("Cara, vocês estão se matando mesmo. Eu sou o Diabo, e acho isso bárbaro.") "Man, I'm such a good Devil. They'll have to give me a hell-raise!" *risada* "I am cracking myself up down here." ("Cara, eu sou um Diabo tão bom. Eles terão de me dar um hell-raise!" *risada* "Eu me mato de rir aqui embaixo.") "Hey, look at us. We all die together, in Hell. Yeah, it's pretty good." ("Ei, olhem para nós. Morremos todos juntos, no Inferno. É é bem legal.") "So, trick or treat, ah? What are you guys supposed to be? Man, everybody got a good costume this year. Come on up here and get some free crap." ("Então, gostosuras ou travessuras, hein? O que vocês deveriam ser? Cara, cada um tem uma fantasia este ano. Venham aqui em cima e peguem uns lixos de graça.") "One, two... Oh, man, there's a lot of you. Tell you what, thin the herd a little. I'll give you some gifts." ("Um, dois... Oh, cara, tem uma porção de vocês. Deixem-me dizer, reduzam os números um pouco. Eu lhes darei uns presentes.") "Oh, I got some good stuff for you guys, look at all this!" ("Oh, eu tenho umas coisas boas para vocês, cars, olhem só tudo isto!") "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" *ri maliciosamente* "It's not me, we're in Hell." ("Está quente aqui ou sou só eu?" *ri maliciosamente* "Não sou eu, estamos no Inferno.") "Man, you guys got some nice souls. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff." ("Cara, vocês têm umas almas legais. Deixa eu dizer, vocês se matem, quem ainda estiver vivo vai ganhar umas coisas boas.") "Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings!" ("Ei, quando voltarem para a Terra, certifiquem-se de dizer a todos que eu sou o Diabo agora. Oh, eu serei famoso. Oh, eu serei mais famoso que O Senhor dos Anéis!") "Oh! Look at all this great crap I got here! How am I going to use all this crap? You guys should take some. I insist! You guys are the best." ("Oh! Olha só esse lixo demais que eu tenho aqui! Como eu vou usar todo esse lixo? Vocês deviam pegar um pouco. Eu insisto! Vocês são os melhores.") "You guys, hey, you guys! Be brutally honest, am I the best Devil?" *pausa* "Ah! I knew it!" *risada alegre* "Hell is so great, you guys." ("Caras, ei, caras! Sejam brutalmente honestos, eu sou o melhor Diabo?" *pausa* "Ah, eu sabia! *risada alegre* "O Inferno é tão bom, caras.") "Ah ha, that's right, killing each other!" *risada anciosa* "Aw man, it makes me feel good to see you guys having so much fun." ("Ah ha, isso mesmo, matar-se uns aos outros!" *risada anciosa* Ah, cara, ver vocês se divertindo tanto faz eu me sentir bem.") "So, how have you guys been doing? Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? You keep fighting, we catch up later." ("Então, como vocês têm estado? Soldier, ainda tem aquele mago idiota como colega de quarto? Oh, aquele cara, eu podia lhes contar uns- Quer saber? Continuem lutando, a gente termina depois.") "Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best." ("Ei, vocês trouxeram almas! Coisa boa, vocês são os melhores.") "Let me tell you, you guys are like the Tom Jones of tearing a dude's face off. That's not me talking, that's Tom Jones. Yeah, he down here. Tom, say something!" *ri maliciosamente* "Who am I kidding? He's choking on a bottle of molten deer poop." ("Deixa eu dizer, vocês são que nem o Tom Jones de arrancar o rosto de alguém. Não sou eu dizendo isso, é o Tom Jones. É, ele está aqui embaixo. Tom, diga algo!" *ri maliciosamente* "Quem estou tentando enganar? Ele está se engasgando em uma garrafa de cocô de veado derretido.") "Okay, twist ending, guys. Here comes the big twist! I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven!" *risada* "This was a test all along!" *mais risada* "No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. There is Hell in every direction." ("Tá bem, reviravolta, caras. Aqui vem a grande revelação! Eu sou um anjo, e estamos no Céu!" *risada* "Isto era um teste o tempo todo!" *mais risada* "Não, estou zoando, não tem Céu. Tem Inferno em cada direção.")

Dia das Bruxas Instantâneo

As seguintes falas são ditas misteriosamente por Merasmus quando a votação por Dia das Bruxas Instantâneo é aprovada.

Dia das Bruxas Instantâneo ativado

"I am Merasmus! And this...is Eternaween!" ("Eu sou Merasmus! E isto... É Dia das Bruxas Instantâneo!") "Happy Halloween mode!" ("Feliz modo de Dia das Bruxas!") "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween!" ("É o Dia das Bruxas Instantâneo! O Dia das Bruxas eterno!") "Your calendar's not broken, it's your mind! Halloween mode!" ("Seu calendário não está quebrado, é a sua mente! Modo de Dia das Bruxas!") "It is I, Merasmus! Say...does anyone on this server love Halloween?! Halloween mode!" ("Sou eu, Merasmus! Digam... Alguém neste servidor ama o Dia das Bruxas?! Modo de Dia das Bruxas!") "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween! As foretold by Discount Costume Warehouse! Awooo!" ("É o Dia das Bruxas Instantâneo! O Dia das Bruxas eterno! Como previsto pelo Armazém de Fantasias Baratas! Auuuu!") "Hello, it is I, Merasmus! Happy Halloween, everybody! FOREVER!!" ("Olá, sou eu, Merasmus! Feliz Dia das Bruxas, pessoal! PARA SEMPRE!!") "Welcome to T-G-I-Halloween, where it's always Halloween! I'm Merasmus, your server! We have a couple of lovely specials tonight: ONE OF THEM IS YOUR OWN DEATH! The other is loaded tuscan flatbread." ("Bem-vindos ao Graças-a-Deus-é-Dia-das-Bruxas, onde sempre é Dia das Bruxas! Eu sou Merasmus, seu servidor! Nós temos alguns especiais adoráveis esta noite: UM DELES É SUA PRÓPRIA MORTE! O outro é pão sírio à toscana.") "It is I, Merasmus! Welcome...to Halloween mode!" ("Sou eu, Merasmus! Bem-vindos... Ao modo de Dia das Bruxas!") "I am Merasmus! And this...is Eternaween! The eternal Halloween!" ("Eu sou Merasmus! E isto'... É Dia das Bruxas Instantâneo! O Dia das Bruxas eterno!") "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween! Your calendar...has gone insane!" ("É Dia das Bruxas Instantâneo! O Dia das Bruxas eterno! Seu calendário... Elouqueceu!") "Halloween mode! It's the devil's business!" ("Modo de Dia das Bruxas! É coisa do diabo!") "It's Halloween! FOREVER!!" ("É Dia das Bruxas! PARA SEMPRE!!")

Scream Fortress VI (2014)

Merasmus

Special Delivery

Setup time

"Five." "Four!" "Three!" "Two!" "One!"

Match Start

"Greeting mortals! It is I, Merasmus! Do you think you've got what it takes to try the world's biggest strongman game? Because you don't! It's too big! No mortal is strong enough! (laughter) It was an unwise investment!" "Welcome fools, to your doom! It is I, Merasmus! Behold! An ancient Sumerian strongman game! It is old! It it evil! And it is not free! Have your tickets ready." "Hello fools! It is I, Merasmus! Step right up, if you dare, and test your collective might against the world's biggest strongman game! Are you strong enough to discover how weak you are? If you don't buy a ticket, you'll never know!" "Greetings mortals! It is I, Merasmus! I see you brought your guns! But are they big enough to best my ancient Sumerian strongman game? There's only one way to find out: get your tickets!" "It is I, mortals, Merasmus the wizard! Welcome to my dark carnival of the macabre! Admit One...to MADNESS! (laughter) Step right up and test your measly might on my Strongmann Game of the Damned!" "Good evening, mortals! Welcome to Merasmus' circus berzekus! My big top of beastly abominations! My carnival of carnage! (laughter) Test your miserable might on my infernal Strongmann Machine! (laughter)" "Welcome mortals to my Magic Kingdom!...which is unaffiliated with any other Magic Kingdom that may or may not exist. Step right up and get your tickets from me! For I am the Ticket Master!...again, not a term Merasmus officially owns." (See: Magic Kingdom and Ticketmaster) "It is Halloween! The time of year when the doorways between our world and the next swing wide! That...and President's Day. That's still only two times! So you've got to pick your battles if you're Merasmus!" "Greetings mortals...and こんにちは! Yes, Merasmus is learning Japanese...in the likely event that he will have to beg for his life! Why? Well, therein lies a tale of horror! Short version: Merasmus owes $12,000 to the Japanese Mafia!" (Translation: "konnichiwa" (good afternoon)) "A harvest moon hangs pendulously in the sky, mortals! That's right, the moon's giving us the green light for harvesting! Apropos of nothing, I hope you all brought your souls! (laughter) And money. Because Merasmus has sunk a lot into this circus." Upon return "Oh good, you're back! That last time I transported you to a nightmare realm of bumper car madness! This time, I promise not to. Go get a Ticket for the Strongmann game!" "Hah! I tricked you! You thought Merasmus was giving you an innocent circus ride! And instead it was a hellish bumper car slaughter! OK! Go get another ticket for the Strongmann game! This time I'm not tricking you." "I hope you brought your souls with you! Why? Oh no reason! (laughter) *sotto voce* Oh, I'm going to take their souls. It's going to be so good! Score one for Merasmus!" "Go on. Pretend Merasmus isn't even here. Kill everyone like you would normally." "'I don't think any of you are strong enough to best my Strongmann game! Signed: Merasmus.' That's right, I'm having this speech notarized as we speak! It's official: you are too weak!" "No Ticket, no ride! Do you think an evil circus runs on souls? Because it does! But not entirely. Mostly it runs on electricity and that costs money." "You know what runs on souls? Inter-dimensional doorways to dark realms beyond the knowing of man! You know what doesn't run on souls? Lightbulbs. They still still use electricity and that costs money. No Ticket, no ride." "Yes, yes! Keep killing each other! Look at those bodies piling up! This will be the greatest circus graveyard of all time! Screw you ancient Sumeria!" "Can you even trust your own senses? Imagine stepping back from a skeleton you've just knifed to death. Only it is your best friend! That's the kind of psychological thrills you can expect every night at Merasmus' dark circus!" "Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, are you not entertained? What's that? No? You aren't? You there! Spy! Stab somebody!" "I summon thee, Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god! Look on my works and arise! No? Later then, Bonzo. You there! Soldier! Kill somebody!" "Ugh, I don't have time for you to die of natural causes! You there! Demoman! Bomb someone!" "Most villains don't think they're evil. They think they're heroes. Not me! I'm reclaiming it! Evil wizard! I'm rotten to the bone and I don't care who knows it!" "Look how good you are at killing, mortals! You must be very successful and rich! You could help Merasmus rise from the murky depths of his financial grave! But I warn you, it's twelve thousand dollars deep! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaaa...oh no." "Yes, yes! Ancient Sumerian burial ground, my magic ass! By midnight, the circus will be an American graveyard! You're not the only country that can put bodies in a hole, Ancient Sumeria! Buy American everyone!" "Do you know what's scarier than a spectral ghoul glimpsed on a moonlit night? The Japanese Mafia! They are not spectral! They are very real! And they are coming to break Merasmus' legs, unless I give them $12,000! Awooo! Aw aw awoo! Help me!" "Bonzo, appear! Appear before us! Just try not to appear between the Japanese Mafia and the $12,000 I owe them! They will break all seventeen of your arms! " "Here's a chilling Halloween tale: Once upon a time, an innocent evil wizard named Merasmus bought a circus for $12000, hoping to flip it and make a fortune! Alas, he did not have $12,000, but do you know who did? The Japanese Mafia! But, due to a language barrier, Merasmus was unclear about the frankly punitive interest rates! Welcome to my financial nightmare, mortals! Awwooo ho ho ho ho (crying)...what am I going to do..?" "Attention: foolish mortals! If you see any Japanese people around, let Merasmus know! Because that is the Japanese Mafia! At best, they are here to break his legs! And that is the best-case scenario! It gets a lot, lot darker from there...a lot darker." "Look at you! You're a veritable Murderers' Row of killers! I'll have my graveyard in no time! First, you get the graveyard! Then you get the customers! Then you get the $12,000 to pay back the Japanese Mafia! They burned Merasmus' apartment down! They're animals, mortals!" "Just look at those souls of yours! Wasting away in those big, stupid bodies! Oh the things I could do with them! The only thing I can't do is pay off the Japanese Mafia with them. Ha ha! They made that very explicit...American currency only." "My circus isn't very safe, is it? Too bad you can't file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau! Because...wait, I suppose there's nothing stopping you, is there? Well, it appears Merasamus didn't think this through..." "Be afraid, mortals! Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, is coming! You know who's not scared of Bonza? The Japanese Mafia! They don't appear to be scared of anything. Except not getting the money I owe them. (nervously) And even that just seems to make them angry..." "I hope you signed your release forms, fools, indemnifying Merasmus in the events of your deaths! (laughter) Because otherwise, I'm in a lot of trouble...Merasmus has two strikes...I will go to jail...FOREVER!" Upon second return "You thought you were going to test your strength! But instead, I tricked you, again! (laughter) Alright, I've had my fun. This time the Strongmann game will only test your strength. No more teleporting you to eldritch bumper car realms." "(cackling) You fell for it, again! (breathless with laughter) And to reward your gullibility, this time, I promise nothing supernatural will happen when you use the Strongmann game. Ah hah." "Ah ha ha ha ha! You must know the Strongman's a secret portal to eldritch bumper car realms at this point! And you're still doing it! (laughter) I'm starting to think you guys just like killing each other... Ah hah!" "(evil laughter) OK. OK! I've lost track of how many times I've tricked you into activating the evil bumper car portal at this point! (chuckle) But this time...you know what...it's still a trick! Ah ha hah!"

Preparing to capture the Tickets

"Get ready to test your strength!" "Tickets for the Strongmann game are almost on sale!" "Merasmus' dark and eldritch circus of the macabre is open! No refunds!!" "Go, go! Test your strength!" "Yes, yes! Kill everyone! Kill anyone! Kill everything that isn't dead!" "Go get your tickets! Kill everyone in your way!" "The Strongmann! MisFortune Telling! The Necromasher! My circus has it all!" "Merasmus' dark carnival...is open! (cackling)" "(laughter) Welcome lambs...TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE...for lambs!" "Merasmus' dark carnival...IS OPEN! (laughter)" "Go, the gate is up! Run fools! Get your Tickets!" "What are your waiting for? Go get you Tickets!" "Go get your Tickets! The price is MURDER! (laughter and howling)"

Tickets spawn

"'Get your Tickets! If you dare!" "Tickets are now on sale, mortals!" "Step right up and get your Tickets! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!" "Get your Tickets! (laughter) Awoo! Hoo hoo!" "Tickets are available for pickup!" "Get your Tickets, fools!" "(maniacal laughter) Hurry! Get your Tickets!" "Get your Tickets...If you dare!" "Tickets are now available!" "Step right up and get your Tickets! (cackling)" Nagging "Go! Get the Tickets!" "The Tickets are waiting, mortals!" "Why has nobody claimed their Tickets?!" "Go get the Tickets!" "The Tickets are waiting, mortals!"

Tickets respawn

"Tickets are on sale again!" "Tickets are available for pickup again!" "The Tickets are back!" "The Tickets...Have Returned!" "The Tickets are back! Go get them!" "The Tickets have returned! What are you waiting for?"

Tickets taken by player/ally

"You've got the Tickets! Get them to the Strongmann!" "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the top of the Strongmann!" "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the lift!" "You have the Tickets! Now get to the ride!" "The Tickets are yours! Now, get to the top of the ride!" "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the top of the lift!" "The Tickets are yours! Now get to the ride!"

Tickets taken by enemy

"Fools! The enemy has the Tickets!" "Fools! The enemy has taken the Tickets!" "They've got the Tickets!" "They've got the Tickets! Kill them!" "They've got the Tickets! Kill them!"

Tickets dropped by player/ally

"Your team has dropped your Tickets!" "Your team dropped the Tickets!" "You team just dropped the Tickets!" "Your team has dropped your Tickets!"

Tickets dropped by enemy

"Hurry! They've dropped the tickets!" "Fools! The enemy dropped the Tickets!" "The enemy has dropped the Tickets!" "Hurry! They've dropped the Tickets!"

Player/ally is riding the Strongmann

"You team has made it to the lift!" "Your team got the Tickets to the lift!" "Your team is on the lift!" "Yes! Your team's on the lift!" "Your team has started the lift! Get ready to test your strength!" "Your team is on the lift! Nothing can stop you now! Except the other team and their guns!" "Your team started the lift!" "(laughter) Your team is starting the ride!" "Your team is activating the Strongmann!" "You're starting the Strongmann! (laughter) Fools!...I mean good! Good stuff!" "You team is unlocking the ride!" "Your team is unlocking the Strongmann!"

Enemy is riding the elevator to the Strongmann

"The enemy's made it to the lift!" "The enemy got their Tickets to the lift!" "The enemy is on the lift!" "The enemy is on the lift!" "Fools! The enemy is on the lift!" "The enemy team's on the lift, you fools!" "The enemy's made it to the lift! Stop them!" "The enemy's started the lift!" "Hurry! The enemy's about to start the Strongmann!" "The enemy's trying to start the ride!" "The enemy team is starting the Strongmann!" "The enemy is starting the Strongmann! Quickly, kill them all!" "The enemy has almost started the Strongmann! Hurry! Slaughter them!" "The enemy is close to activating the Strongmann! Stop them! And kill them! And stop them!" "The enemy has almost activated the Strongmann! They can't do it if they're dead! (laughter)" "The enemy's unlocking the ride!" "The enemy's unlocking the Strongmann!"

Tickets successfully delivered to the Strongmann

Generic "Fools! This innocent Strongmann game was in actuality a necromantic portal to a kill-crazy realm of murder! You just got Merasmus'd!" "Fools! The only strength you've been testing is the strength of your gullibility! Stand by for bumper-car madness!" By RED "RED wins...a first-class ticket to a kill-crazy realm of bumper cars and murder! That's right, you just got Merasmus'd" "You did it RED team! And because you won, you have the honor of pole position in a bumper car slaughterhouse where I kill you all! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" (See: pole position) "Nice hustle RED team! Your reward is a slight advantage in a game I specifically invented to kill all of you! Again, congratulations. ALRIGHT LET'S DO IT!" "RED wins! Big picture though: you all lose because now you're about to bumper-fight for Merasmus' amusement! Hold onto your Skull Hats everyone!" (See: Skull Island Topper) "RED wins! And now I send you to a realm of bumper-car insanity! No bumps barred! NO RULES! Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times though." "Yes, RED team! You've won yourself the advantage in a game of bumper cars...designed to kill every one of you! So enjoy that early lead!" "What a come-from-behind win! Team RED is a Cinderella story tonight, mortals! R! E! D! What's it spell? Who! Cares! OK, time to kill you!" "Wooo! Who saw that coming! RED snags a win! I thought BLU had that locked up! What an upset! Woo ho, well, time to die! Still though, that was close guys." By BLU "BLU wins! Enjoy your victory lap...to the grave! Courtesy of my bumper cars of the damned!" "BLU wins! And now I transport you to a racetrack slick with blood and entrails! Yours! Welcome fools, to bumper car madness!" "BLU wins! And that means you get a slight advantage at the start of my bumper car game. Then you'll die! To summarize: small advantage to BLU. Then I'll kill you!" "Well done BLU team! You've won yourself the advantage in a bumper car game! A game where I plan to KILL ALL OF YOU! And feed your souls to an evil circus god!" "BLU wins! Big picture though: you all lose because now you're about to bumper-fight for Merasmus' amusement! Hold onto your Skull Hats everyone!" "You did it BLU team! And because you won, you have the honor of pole position in a game I devised to kill all of you!" "Congratulations BLU team! You've won a very small advantage in a game I'm about to transport you all to. Footnote that, the game will most likely kill all of you!" "Congrats BLU team! I'm sending you all to a bumper-car slaughterhouse! And you'll get a small advantage at the start of it! (laughter) No, no, no. Don't thank me. After all I am going to kill you."

General Purpose

"Yes!" "YES!" "No!" "NO!" "Yes! Yes, yes, yes!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "Damn you!" "No, wait!" "Don't do that!" "Don't do that!" "Kill them!" "Stop them!" "Stop them!" "Argh! Blast!" "Why? Why would you do that?" "Perfect!" "Excellent!" "EXCELLENT!" "Get them!" "GET THEM!" "Attack!" "Attack!" "Attack them!" "ATTACK THEM!" "Destroy them!" "Quickly, get rid of it!" "Hurry, get rid of it!"

Curses

Spell Effect Imminent

"Incoming spell!" "Spell coming at you!" "Incoming spell, mortals!" "Incoming spell!" "Incoming spell!"

Big Head

"Big heads!" "Big heads! (wicked laughter)" "Big balloon heads! Haha! Hilarious!" "'Big balloon heads! Ahhh! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Merasmus, you've done it again!" "Cranius Giganto!" "Big heads for everybody!" "Balloon Head spell! And that's just a taste of the spells I've been cooking up! Merasmus's getting a lot of buzz from some pretty big magical universities right now. I don't want to name drop...Hogwarts is very interested!" (See: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry) "Balloon Heads! Just a little spell I cooked up last night. Oh what's that, Gandalf? You can't make people's heads into balloons? Ah ha ha! Well maybe you should cry hot tears into your stupid beard, because Merasmus is the best!" (See: Gandalf) "Full disclosure: I've just filled your heads with eight gallons of pickle brine! Wait, wait, wait, before you jump down my throat, you should know, it didn't cost me a thing!" "This is one of those glass-half-empty scenarios! Downside, yes I just inflated all of your heads! Upside though, because I don't want you to worry, my head is fine." "Now what I've done here is inflate your head then fill the cavity with rotten garbage. I think I speak for everyone when I say, 'Damn you Merasmus! (claps!) You've done it again! Home run!'"

Melee Only

"No guns!" "No guns! (laughter)" "No guns! (maniacal laughter)" "Nonus artilleriso!" "No guns!" "Merasmus talks about guns like you ain't got none, mortals! That's because I sold them all! (laughter)" "Your precious Second Amendment won't help you now, Soldier. No guns! For anyone!" (See: Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights) "Merasmus banishes your guns! (laughter) This isn't a Second Amendment thing by the way, it's non-politically motivated evil!" "Merasmus banishes your guns to the nether realms! Forever! Or perhaps only momentarily! Merasmus printed this spell off the Internet!"

Submerging the area in Jarate

"Underwater!" "Underwater!" "Underwater! (laughter)" "Underwater! (cackling)" "Sumarinus Jaratitos!" "Under-water!" "Swim mortals! Swim underwater until I... Oh. Oh, no! That's, that's not water, is it? Oh. Merasmus is so very, very sorry." "Swim for Mersasmus' amusement, mortals! (laughter) Oh. Oh no! That is...that is not water. Uh, Merasmus, all...well all Merasmus can do is apologize." "An ocean of water descends upon you. Drown mortals! Drown in...in... Hmm. Ok, all cards on the table, that was supposed to be water. I'm so sorry."

Bumper Car Mini-games

Setup

"Yes! Bump! Bump your padded cars to a padded grave!" "The precious padding of your bumpy cars can't save you now! Unless you have padding on your very souls!" "Bump, mortals! Bump for Bonzo's amusement! He is easily entertained! Ah ha ha ha ha!" "These bumper cars have no brakes! A) Because they move relatively slowly, but B) Because there are no rules!" "Don't forget to buckle-up mortals! Oh wait, there's no seat-belts! (laughter) Enjoy your five-mile-an-hour death ride!" "Bump away in these bumper cars, fools! Bump yourselves to madness!" "These are no normal bumper cars! They will bump you to the edge of sanity itself!" "Go for a spin, mortals, in my smack carts of the black arts! My scream machines! My bumper cars! (laughter)" "Strap in mortals to my vile vessels of vehicular villainy! My damnation wagons! My bumper scars! (laughter)" "Take a seat mortals in my murder machines of malevolent mayhem! My hearses with curses! My bumper scars!" "I hope none of you are pregnant or have an existing heart condition! Because you about to be jostled like you've never been jostled before!" "Welcome, mortals to my stationary cars! Oh no wait, they're bumper cars! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Get ready for the bumping of your life!" "Go ahead and try the brakes! They won't work! You're trapped in a runaway bumper car! Strap in for a five-mile-an-hour Hell ride!" "Don't fall off the track, mortals! Bonzo's hungry tonight! Especially for you, Spy! Bonzo loves French food!" "I'd love to join you down there, mortals, but I have a heart condition and the rules are clearly posted. I'm with you, it's ridiculous. Write your congressman!" "I don't want to scare you, but bumper cars aren't meant to go this fast! (laughter) That's right, they're non-OSHA-compliant! Awoooo!" (See: OSHA) "Strap in mortals to my thumper cars! They're not as fast as actual cars, but faster than a bumper car is meant to go! So...that's... still pretty scary!"

Duck Hunt

Setup

"Welcome to the Looting Gallery!" "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! (laughter)" "Welcome, mortals, to the Looting Gallery!" "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Collect Ducks to win! Kill the other team to win! Do whatever! It takes! To win! Because believe me, you don't want to lose!" "Welcome to the Looting Gallery, mortals! Whoever gets the most Ducks wins! Whoever gets the least ducks, does not win! I'm assuming that you're all a little dim, so Merasmus is laying this out as simply as possible." "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! The team that captures the most prizes wins! The team that pushes the other team off the track, shrieking to their deaths, also wins! But much, much faster!"

Bonus Ducks from crashing into an enemy player

"Bonus Ducks!" "Bonus Ducks!" "Bonus Ducks!"

Ducks have moved

"I've moved the Ducks!" "I've moved the Ducks!" "The Ducks have moved, mortals!" "The Ducks... have moved. mortals!" "Now the Ducks are over here!" "The Ducks...HAVE MOVED!" "The Ducks have moved elsewhere!" "Now the Ducks...are over there!" "Now the Ducks are over there!"

Outcomes

RED Wins "RED grabbed the most Ducks! RED wins!" "You got the most Ducks, RED! You win!" BLU wins "BLU grabbed the most Ducks! BLUE wins!"

Falling Platforms

Setup

"Falling Platforms!" "Welcome, to Falling Platforms! (laughter)" "Welcome to a game I call: Falling Platforms! (evil laughter)" "One of these platforms won't plunge you to to your doom! (cackling)" "One of these platforms will be your salvation! The others will plunge you to your doom!" "Only one of these platforms won't plunge you to your death! Can you find it in time? If I were you, I'd give it a shot!" "All but one of these platforms will fall into the abyss below you! But which one? (laughter) If the fall doesn't kill you, the suspense will!" "Welcome to a game I call "Falling Platforms" for a reason that is shrouded in mystery. But will soon be very...very incredibly obvious!" "The goal of this game is simple: one of these platforms...won't plummet you to your doom! The others...will plummet you to your doom!" "These aren't normal platforms, mortals! All of them...are evil! Except for one! Which is nice! The evil ones will plunge you to your doom! The nice one...will remain stationary!" "None of these platforms will suddenly plunge you to your death! You're perfectly safe! Drive slowly mortals and chat amongst yourselves!"

Safe Platform revealed

"Go, go, go, go! It's that one!" "There, that one! Go, go, go, go!" "There! There, there, there, there, there, there!" "Oh there! That one! That one! THAT ONE!" "Oh, it's that one! Go, go, go, go, go!" "AH! That one! Go! Go, go, go!" "There it is! Hurry you fools! Hurry!" "There is it! Hurry you fools, hurry!" "Ooh! There! That one! That one!"

Overtime

"You all win! At failing! Time to die mortals!" "The Headless Horseless Horsemann!" "The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone!" "Kill them all, Horsemann!" "Enough! I summon the Headless! Horseless! Horsemann!" "Kill them all, Horsemann!"

Soccer

Setup

"Bumper Cars Soccer!" "Bumper Cars Soccer, everyone!" "Bumper Cars Soccer! Awoo!" "(evil laughter) Bumper Cars Soccer!" "Ancient Sumerian Bumper Cars Soccer!" "The time has come! For Ancient Sumerian Bumper Car Death Soccer!" "Welcome to Soccer, mortals! Or as we call it in the dark realms before time: Sumerian Rules Bumpy Car Football!" "Bumper Cars Soccer! The most diabolical game in history. Invented by the Ancient Sumerian Circus Association as a way to keep score...of being evil!"

Goal

RED "RED scores a goal!" "RED scores!" "Goal for RED!" "GOAL for RED!" "Ah ha ha ha ha! Goal for RED!" BLU "BLU scores a goal!" "BLU scores!" "GOAL for BLU!" "Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Goal for BLU!" "Na ha ha! Goal for BLU!" Deciding point "Goal for RED...disgusting goal!" "Goal for BLU...disgusting goal!"

Overtime

"Kill them all, Horsemann! (laughter)" "Horsemann! Wrap this up!" "Death to all of you! Death, by Horsemann!" "Prepare to die, mortals! By the hands of the Horsemann!" "I summon the Headless Horseless Horsemann, to kill you all for my amusement! And I'm not amused easily, so he's really going to slaughter the Hell out of you! Oh, this is going to get dark, everyone!" "You're taking longer to kill each other than Merasmus hoped. So I made some phone calls! Kill them all, Horsemann!" "No, this is taking too long! Say hello to an old friend of mine: the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody!" "It's the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody! The star of Scream Fortress 2! No autographs or flash photography, please. He's just here to kill you!" "The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone! (claps) Give it up. (claps) Give it up." "What's that I hear? Is it the clip-clop of haunted hooves? No! It's the terrifying, completely foot-generated clomping of the Horseless Headless Horsemann!"

Outcomes

Overtime

"This is taking too long!" "You bore Merasmus! Time to make this more interesting!" "Alright, let's finish this! Merasmus is...getting a little bored watching you!" "Alright, this is getting embarrassing! Merasmus is a busy wizard!" "I see in my crystal ball that you will never win this game!"

Win

RED Wins "RED wins!" "RED wins!" "RED wins!" "RED wins! Ha ha ha!" BLU Wins "BLU wins!" "BLU wins!" "BLU WINS!" "BLU wins! Awoo!"

All players on other team have been ghostified

"You win! Everyone else is dead!" "You've killed everyone on the other team! Good stuff, guys! Merasmus is...getting a little misty here." "So instead of winning the game honestly, you just killed everyone on the other team! This is...Merasmus is so proud of you right now!" "You win! Everyone is dead!" "You win! By murder!" "You win! By murder!"

Stalemate

"Wait, all of you died? You have got to be kidding Merasmus!" "Fools! You've murdered yourselves to a stalemate!" "You lose!" "You lose!" "You lose!" "You...lose! (laughter)" "You lose!"

Scream Fortress VII (2015)

Merasmus

Contract related

New Merasmission

"MERAS-mission!" "Merasmission!" "Merasmission!" "Dare you accept this, Merasmission?" "A chillingly challenging Merasmission!" "An accursed agreement, HAS BEEN STRUCK!" "A dark contract rises from its legal slumber!" "A Merasmission from the dank depths of the depraved debts!" "A Merasmission spewed from the drooling, stupid mouth, of madness!" "Evil Contract Delivery! Return address: THE BLACK ABYSS" "A half-glimpsed Merasmission, beckons from the shadows!" "What loathsome horrors lurk within the watermarked pages of this contract!?" "MeRASmission!" Rare Merasmission "Were I to utter the details of this contract aloud, the tiny world you know would be rent asunder! Welcome to your nightmare, mortal! READING!" "Don't look too closely at this Merasmission! It is infested with a host of Hellworms; your human scientists would call Silverfish! Yes mortal, there was significant water damage in Merasmus' storage unit!" "What's that sound? Is it the scratching of fingernails on a casket lid, because they were buried alive? They might just be... Oh wait mortal, where are your fingers! Look down! That's right! It was you buried in that coffin! 'The whole *BLEEEP* time!" "Practice evil itself! Though not legally enforceable. Merasmus didn't go to law school. He got his diploma on the streets; the streets of HELL!" "A gibbous moon hangs pendulously in the night sky! It thinks you cannot finish this contract! Dare you make the moon look stupid?" "Tonight the barriers are down! Between known and the unknown! The real and the unreal! The paid debts and the unpaid debts to the Russian Mafia! (cackling laughter) They put Merasmus in a trunk, mortal." "Dear mortal: Everything you love will be dead by dawn. Signed: Merasmus! Post Script: I'll still be alive. Because I don't even like you!" "Hold on a second, Gandalf! I'll need to give some loser a contract! Sorry, I was just on the phone with Gandalf! You know, The Grey. A very good friend. It's...uh...I can tell you're impressed." "What's that Harry Potter? I'm the best wizard and you're just a big stupid pile of garbage? (light laughter) That's big of you to admit that, Harry Potter. Hold on, I need to give some bozo a contract." "Tremble mortal, at the fathomless evil pulsating in the gulfs of this unholy contact! (wicked laughter) IT'S DOUBLE-SPACED!" "Do you feel it tightening around your neck? This contract is BINDING, mortal!" "An unholy contract, written in blood! Signed in triplicate! Notarized from beyond the grave!" "This contract isn't just evil. It's legally binding! In every state, but Hawaii! (wicked laughter) Aloha, mortal!" "Does your backside feel warm, mortal? It should, because this contract just put you in the hot seat!" [nonchalantly] "Oh hello, Sauron! What's that? Yes, Merasmus, has, been working out. It's flattering you noticed. I, hold on, need to give some mercenary a contract." "Tonight you will visit the realms of Halloweens past. Remember when I got Demo's eyeball to attack you all? That was pretty evil! Or that time I used my "connections" and got the Horseless Headless Horsemann to show up! (laughter) Wow, that's evil!" "Tonight you will visit the realms of Halloweens past. Like that time Soldier turned my evil castle into a raccoon sanctuary! Ah hah. Everyone remember that? That was a, "a bad day" for Merasmus. It took a while to walk that one off." Fighting Merasmus-specific "Here's a contract I like to call: 'Your certain doom!'" "I hope your soul's in good shape, mortal! Because when you fail at this, I'll be taking it off your hands! (laughter)" "You will never beat me! And I will claim your soul!" "You dare to fight me? Oh mortal, this is going to be embarrassing!" "So you think you've got what it takes to beat Merasmus, eh? Your funeral, mortal! Your sparsely attended pauper's funeral!" "Your challenge is to defeat me! But you can't! And when you fail, I'll take your soul!" "(cackling) That's all I have to say about this next contract! Oh wait, one more thing! Awoooo!" "Your next target is me! Merasmus!" "Your next target: me! (laughter) Awoooo! (more laughter)" "Cower mortal, before the eldritch horror of the abject terror of the monstrous magic...of Merasmus!" "You next infernal contract is...hold on...let's see...killing...me. Huh. I am surprised I put that one in there." Rare Merasmission "Either you kill my past self and I get my soul, or my past self kills you and I get yours! (laughter) I don't *BLEEEP* care! I'm all about souls tonight!" "Should you fail mortal, you'll be in breach of contract. And I shall seek compensation, in the form of your soul! (laughter) And financial...compensation. Merasmus is living at the Y." (reference to the YMCA) "That's a nice soul you have there! It would be a shame if a wizard were to claim it, when you fail this mission!" "Bet you'll win this contract? Would you wager your very soul? (cackling) Please note that I'm not explicitly threatening you or you'll be agreeing to this contract under duress. That..wooo..that would not be good for Merasmus." "Exterior: A graveyard. We zoom in on a corpse holding a bloodstained contract. The corpse is yours! That's right! Merasmus has been working on a great screenplay!" "Ah ha ha ha ha, mortal! Can you murder Merasmus, himself? And if it's not too much trouble, can you do it before the Russian mob does it? Because they have made it really quite clear that they are not going to kill Merasmus quickly." "This contract is 100%, word-for-word, exactly Charles Dickens' Halloween classic: A Christmas Carol. Prepare to meet the ghost of Merasmus Past! The copyright lapsed! Awoooo!" "If you meet your doom in this next contract, thank Merasmus! And if you can read this infernal contract, thank a teacher! It's important work. They're underpaid. Happy Halloween everybody!"

Completed Merasmission

"Fool! A successful fool!" "Well done!" "Excellent!" "Magnificent!" "Begone contract! A mortal has bested you!" "Outstanding', mortal!" "(wicked laughter)" "Yeeesss!" "I return this contract from the stink pit from whence it came!" "You have bested my challenge, mortal!" "You have conquered my curs'd contract!" "You have triumphed over my terrifying terror task!" "Fool! Er, nicely done." "Infernal Merasmission...Accomplished!" "Merciless Meramission...Mastered!" "Malignant Merasmission...Mastered!" Fighting Merasmus-specific "To HELL with you and your soul!" "Fool! You are a successful fool somehow!" "What! Crap, that's not right!" "Nooooo!" "You? Beat Merasmus? You know what, keep your soul! It's probably got garbage and dirt in it!" "What? How did you do that!" "What? You beat me? Merasmus demands a recount!" "You beat me? Noooo! I almost had your soul!" "I didn't even want your stink soul!" "You won? How did you win?" "You have got to be kidding Merasmus." "My debt to the Russian mob passes...to you! (wicked laughter)" "You may have killed me. But you're still a foo...hold on. What's that Gandalf? Uh huh. Gandalf wants you to know he's here in Wizard Heaven with me. Because he dies in the book. So we both hope that spoils that for you. Yes. Oh, and Harry Potter's here too." "Wait, wait, wait. Merasmus lagged. Do over."

Merasmission reward

"Your payment!" "Your payment!" "And now...the reward! "And now...the reward!" "Claim your reward!" "A contract...fulfilled!" "You're exceptions at killing, mortal. I could use your services again...with the Russians!" "You did well, mortal!" "Congratulations, mortal!" "Well done indeed, mortal! A pity you didn't read the fine print. For now, Merasmus has your parking space...for eternity!" "Well done, mortal. Well done indeed! Or should I say, Undead! (laughter) Can I borrow fifty dollars?" "Thanks for doing my evil bidding. Signed: Merasmus." "You did the evil, here's the reward!" "You committed the crimes, here's the payout!" "Merasmus pays his debts, especially to society! Merasmus has done some...hard time, mortal." "Slow down, champ! You're bleeding Merasmus dry!" "Take your prize, fool!" "Take your prize, fool!" "Fool! You've earned a prize!" "Welcome to the eldritchenining The terrifying ancient Sumerian rite of prize-giving! Two enter, one leaves...with a gift!" "Look at your contract, fool! Do you notice something horrifying? It is not notarized! Merasmus is giving you this prize provisionally! And he will see you in court! Awoooo!" "Fool! You made a deal with the devil! And now you'll reap the reward! Which is...this reward. The devil may have inadvertently dropped the ball on this one." "'Congratulations! The gift I give you...is death!' is what Merasmus would be saying if Merasmsus' lawyers hadn't advised him that death is not an acceptable form of payment in New Mexico." "Take your reward! Your eternal reward! Just to be clear though, Merasmus is not guaranteeing this thing forever. If it breaks within thirty days, fine, bring it back. After that, you're on your own! Awooo!"

Bonus

"Wow, that was really, REALLY good!" "Wow, Merasmus is impressed!" "You...you impressed Merasmus with this one!" "Merasmus does not impress easily. But you've done it, mortal! You impressed the big dog." "Merasmus does not impress easily. But you've done it! Mortal, you, you impressed the big dog." "For someone who has lived but one lifetime, mortal...you're pretty good at this!" "You...hmm, wow! I mean, just wow! Do you not have a...day job! Seriously, that's...wow!" "[slurring] Look! Merasmus's had a few cocktails! But you are the best, man! Seriously I...I love you, man!" "Merasmus isn't going to lie to you: that was reeeeally good!" "Fool! I...ah...good work. I don't even know why I'm calling you a fool half the time. It's just...you know Meramsus is into the Russian mob for a...reeeally lot of money. (light chuckle) They say they're going to cut Merasmus' fingers off. (chuckle) His fingers! Heh heh. Heh. Maybe Merasmus is the real fool. (nervous chuckle)"

Gargoyle related

Spawns

"A Gargoyle has spawned!" "A Gargoyle has arrived!" "A Gargoyle is somewhere on the map!" "Fool! Find the Gargoyle!" "A Gargoyle is here!" "A Gargoyle has arrived!"

Successful capture

"You got the Gargoyle!" "Well done, mortal!" "You have collected the Gargoyle!" "Yes! The Gargoyle is yours!" Moves "The Gargoyle, has moved!" Disappears "You got the Gargoyle!"

Moves

"The Gargoyle, has moved!" "You took too long! The Gargoyle has moved!"

Disappears

"The Gargoyle is gone!" "The Gargoyle, is gone!" "You missed the Gargoyle!" "Too slow mortal! The Gargoyle, is gone!" "The Gargoyle has vanished to another realm!" "Not fast enough! The Gargoyle is gone!"

Respostas não utilizadas

Necroesmagador

Nota: Acredita-se que seriam utilizadas ao interagir com o Necroesmagador em Carnival of Carnage. Todas as falas são por Merasmus.

Esmagado com sucesso

"Necro-mashed!" ("Necro-esmagado!") "Got you!" ("Te peguei!") "Ha!" "Hah!" "Merasmus!" "Not so fast!" ("Não tão rápido!") "You fool!" ("Seu tolo!") "Think fast!" ("Pensa rápido!") "For Bonzo!" ("Por Bonzo!") "EVIL!" ("MAL!")

Errou

"Damn you!" ("Maldito seja!") "Get back here!" ("Volte aqui!") "Next time!" ("Na próxima!") "I had you!" ("Você era meu!") "No!" ("Não!") "I'll give you that one!" ("Eu te dou essa!") "Wait! Come back!" ("Espere! Volte!") "Wait, let me try that again." ("Espere, deixe-me tentar de novo.") "SO CLOSE!" ("TÃO PERTO!") "Oh, I almost got you." ("Oh, eu quase te peguei.") "Oh ho ho, you're good!" ("Oh ho ho, você é bom!") "I SPARED you! On purpose!" ("Eu te POUPEI! De propósito!")

Abóbora Explosiva

Abóbora Explosiva

Parado "Yeah, keep movin', pal." ("É, continua andando, parceiro.") "Don't touch me, pal. I will blow up right in your face." ("Não toque em mim, parceiro. Eu vou explodir bem na sua cara.") "Ya' wanna try me?" ("Quer me testar?") "I'll blow you up, buddy. See if I don't!" ("Eu vou explodir você, colega. Eu vou mesmo!") "What are you lookin' at?" ("O que você está olhando?") "You're some kinda funny guy?" ("Você é algum tipo de engraçadinho?") "Look at this guy." ("Olha esse cara.") "Yeah, you better run. ("É, é melhor correr.") "I will explode, all over you, pal" ("Eu vou explodir, em cima de você todo parceiro.") "Don't make me come out of this pumpkin!" ("Não me faça sair desta abóbora!") "Keep movin', buddy. I, I'm trouble." ("Continue andando, colega. Eu, eu estou encrencado.") "Yeah, you better run!" ("É, é melhor correr!") Explodindo "Boom." "Bang." "Badda boom." "Ka-boom." "Pow." "Bam." "Baang."