Meet Your Match (video)
|Meet Your Match|
|Released:||July 6, 2016|
The Meet Your Match Update was accompanied by a video. It shows RED team standing on the Competitive Mode winner's podium, doing various Taunts, while the defeated BLU team stand below with multiple different injuries.
Ever since the first apes climbed out of the trees, there were apes who did it faster. Some apes just fell out of the tree. It's a sad fact that all apes are not created equal.
Presenting our newest tree-climbing-down simulator, matchmaking. Play alone or with your friends against players of similar skill levels. Climb out of that tree at your own speed, confident that the apes around you aren't beating you to the bananas. Which technically grow IN trees, but maybe the ripest ones probably fall to the ground? Yeah, that makes sense. Look, this isn't a banana simulator, people.
|[The title of the update appears on screen, accompanied by music]
[The music stops, and the RED Heavy looks to the audience angrily]
[The BLU Engineer disappointingly rewinds the music then plays it again]
[The BLU team groans as the RED team continues their victory poses]
[Metal doors slam closed with the Competitive logo with text reading "Get competitive"]