Engineer responses

Kill-related responses

• Kill streak with any weapon
  • "Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!"
  • "How'd that plan turn out for ya' dummy?"
  • "That's what ya get!"
  • "Whoooowee, would ya look at that!"

• Participating in a Kill assist
  • "Nice goin', pardner!"
  • "Thanks, mister!"

• Melee kill
  • "Take it like a man, shorty."

• Sentry Gun kill streak
  • "I told ya don't touch that darn thing."
  • "I built that."
  • "That's what it was made for."
  • "Another satisfied customer!"

• Wrangler kill
  • "This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!"
  • "That's from yours truly, son."
  • "Tagged ya."
  • "Gotcha!"

• Golden Wrench kill
  • "Guess I got the Midas touch."
  • "At least you ain't worthless anymore."
  • "Erectin' a statue of a moron."

• Combat Mini-Sentry Gun kill
  • "Sometimes, you just need a little less gun."
  • "Ain't that a cute little gun?"
  • "I love that little gun!"

Domination-related responses

• Dominating a Scout
  • "Y'all gotta run a lot faster than that."
  • "Ya ain't too fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh. Are ya?"
  • "Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'."
  • "Dominated, string-bean."
  • "Y'all just got dominated, city boy."
  • "What in Sam hill were you thinkin', string-bean?"
  • "Shoot son, you all slow as molasses."
  • "Dominated, little feller."
  • "Just a dead little jackrabbit."
  • "Quick as a hiccup, ain't'cha? Huh. Not quick enough."
  • "Not fast enough; not by a damn sight."
  • "Gotcha, stretch!"

• Dominating a Soldier
  • "Y'all take that, rocket-boy."
  • "That there is just a sad display, boy."
  • "Don't test my mettle, son!"
  • "Dominated, ya damn Yankee."
  • "Y'all just got drafted into my war!"
  • "That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy."
  • "Next time, lift your lid and you might see it comin'."
  • "This all's what happens when you fight a man."

• Dominating a Pyro
  • "Speak up next time, boy!"
  • "Sorry ma'am."
  • "Dominated, smokey."
  • "Gotcha, mumbles."
  • "Sorry to put out your campfire boy."
  • "You look a mite tongue-tied, son."
  • "You shouldn't have played with fire, boy."
  • "Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?"
  • "Y'all might be flame retardant, but ya sure ain't bulletproof."

• Dominating a Demoman
  • "I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail."
  • "Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son."
  • "Dominated, eyepatch!"
  • "That catch your eye, son?"
  • "The hand is quicker than the eye!"
  • "Gotcha, eyehole."

• Dominating a Heavy
  • "Nevermind the bullets; how much all these coffins costin' ya?"
  • "I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a Combine."
  • "Y'all come back now!"
  • "Nice try, slim."
  • "Gotcha chuckwagon!"
  • "Gotcha, pork drippin's."
  • "Dominated, corncakes."
  • "Y'all just got branded."
  • "And another thing? You're ugly."
  • "Dumber than dirt, ain't'cha?"
  • "You're dumb as a box of rocks!"
  • "Y'all come back now! More where that came from."
  • "Dominated, fat man!"
  • "You are a whole herd'a ugly."
  • "Gotcha fat boy!"

• Dominating an Engineer
  • "You just ain't doin' it right."
  • "Dominated, hardhat."
  • "A real Texan, woulda dodged that."
  • "You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much."
  • "You done incurred my wrath, son!"
  • "I'm wolverine-mean, you sonovabitch."
  • "If ya done it, it ain't braggin'!"
  • "You're all hardhat and no cattle."
  • "You shoulda oughta brought more gun, son."

• Dominating a Medic
  • "Doctor! I am the better man!"
  • "Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!"
  • "Keep comin' at me doctor; eventually y'all gonna rustle up some sense."
  • "Next time, tend to your own knittin', sawbones."
  • "Sell your tonic elsewhere, miracle man."
  • "You must be a doctor, 'cause you just saw the extent of my patience!"
  • "I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's-honest truth."
  • "Slap a poultice on that, doc! Ha Ha!"

• Dominating a Sniper
  • "Ya oughta stand back a little more, like from me and my machines."
  • "Looks like that there just weren't the place you oughta be standin'!"
  • "Dominated, campground."
  • "You shoulda oughta stayed back at your little campsite."
  • "Nobody likes a squatter!"
  • "I just rode you out on a rail, down under."
  • "Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper."
  • "Down under? More like, six feet down under."

• Dominating a Spy
  • "Now just stop tryin' ta mess with my contraptions."
  • "It ain't gettin' any harder for me to kill ya."
  • "You know where ya oughta hide next time? Back in France."
  • "Dominated, you turncoat."
  • "Dominated, you snake!"
  • "This skunk's startin' to smell."
  • "Slither on back to hell, coward!"
  • "That's what my daddy taught me to do to backstabbers."
  • "You're a looooooong way from France, boy."
  • "Don't go meddlin' in my business."
  • "You are a coward and a scoundrel!"
  • "If y'all had more gadgets for killin', you wouldn't need so many for hidin'."
  • "I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!"

• Revenge Kill

(Not to be confused with Revenge Crits)

• • "Hee hee... Yeeeha!"
  • "Woooeee!"
  • "Cream Gravy!"
  • "Yippekayaheeyapakayo!"
  • "Well, good night, Irene!"
  • Evil Laughter 1
  • Evil Laughter 2
  • Evil Laughter 3
  • Evil Laughter 4
  • Happy Laughter 1
  • Happy Laughter 2
  • Happy Laughter 3
  • Long Laughter 1
  • "Gutless."
  • "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."
  • "I'm done playin' games with you, boy."
  • "You were gettin' too big for your britches"
  • "That'll cut'cha back down to size."

Event-based responses

• Round Start
  • "Yaaaaaaagh!"
  • "Cowboy up!"
  • "Move 'em out!"
  • "Giddy up!"
  • "Heeeeeeyaaah!"
  • "Hehee, yeeeehaaaaw!"

• Sudden Death
  • "Boooooo!"
  • "Grrrrrrrr..."
  • "Come on, fellas!"
  • "Ah, good night, Irene!"

• Stalemate
  • "That just ain't right!"
  • "Now I've seen everything!"
  • "Naahhh..."

• Set on Fire
  • "Fire, Fire! Ow oh oh oh-grr fire!"
  • "Fire!"
  • "I'm burnin' up."

• Healed by Medic
  • "You're alright Doc."
  • "'Preciate it, Doc."

• Under the effects of an ÜberCharge
  • "Git along there, little doggies!"
  • "Why don't you all get along before one of you gets hurt."
  • "Let's do this Texas style!"

• Building a Dispenser
  • "Dispenser going up."
  • "Erecting a Dispenser."

• Building a Sentry Gun
  • "Sentry going up."
  • "Buildin' a Sentry."

• Building a Teleporter
  • "Teleporter comin' right up."
  • "Teleporter goin' up."

• Packing Up a Building
  • "Packin' up!"
  • "Movin' out!"
  • "I'm movin' this!"

• Moving a Building
  • "Heavy load comin' through!"
  • "Outta mah way! Outta mah way!"

• Replanting a Building
  • "That was gettin' heavy!"
  • "That there wasn't gettin' any lighter."
  • "Phew!"
  • "Go on, get!"

• Dispenser Sapped by Enemy Spy
  • "Spy's sappin' mah dispenser!"

• Sentry Gun Sapped by Enemy Spy
  • "Spy's sappin' mah sentry!"

• Teleporter Sapped by Enemy Spy
  • "Spy's sappin' mah teleporter!"

• Dispenser Destroyed
  • "Dispenser down!"

• Sentry Gun Destroyed
  • "Sentry down!"

• Teleporter Destroyed
  • "Teleporter down!"

• Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk
  • "That just ain't right!"
  • "Now I've seen everything!"
  • "Oh, ya yellow-bellied gutless coward!

• After Revenge Crits activated when Sentry has scored kills recently
  • "You're all about to have a real bad day!"
  • "Start prayin', boy!"
  • "Why don't you all get along before one of you gets hurt."

Objective-related responses

• After Capturing Intelligence
  • "Hell, that was easy."
  • "That's nothin'."
  • "Weren't no thing."

• After Capturing Control Point
  • "We got it!"
  • "This one's ours now!"
  • "This here point's ours now!"

• Standing on captured Point, firing weapon
  • "Plant yerself on that darn point, mister!"
  • "Plant yerself on the point, mister!"

• Defense
  • "Wooohooo!"
  • "Job well done."
  • "That wasn't even close."
  • "That there was a fine piece of work."
  • "Heeeyaaah!"

Duel-related responses

• Starting a Duel
  • "Let's do this Texas style."
  • "You and me, pardner."
  • "You and me, hoss."

• Duel Accepted
  • "Giddy up!"
  • "Heck yeah!"
  • "I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy."
  • "I'm gonna tear you down, junior!"
  • "Start prayin', boy!"
  • "Come here, sissy!"
  • "I'm gonna lay you out!"

• Duel Rejected
  • "You are a coward and a scoundrel!"
  • "Naahhh..."
  • "That there is just a sad display, boy."
  • "Boooooo!"

Unused Responses

• Golden Wrench kill
  • "That there is a gold-plated kill!"

• Gunslinger Punch
  • "Pow!"
  • "Bam!"
  • "Bap!"

• Third Gunslinger Punch
  • "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw!!!"
  • "HAAAAA!!!"
  • "Ahhh!"

• Teleportation
  • "Much obliged, pardner."
  • "Thanks for the ride, pardner!"

Note: The above teleportation responses, while implemented, cannot be heard in-game due to a technical oversight in the game files.