User:Timwardo

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"I am American, I will do the memeing here. Sun Tzu said that!" -Timwardo on TF2 memes

Timwardo
Timwardo
Basic information
Gender: Male
Birth place: Earth
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes: Leaderboard class demoman.pngLeaderboard class soldier.pngLeaderboard class heavy.png
Favorite weapons: (By class): ScattergunMarket GardenerHomewreckerLoose CannonFamily BusinessWidowmakerKritzkriegSharp DresserHuntsmanConscientious Objector
Favorite hats: (By class): Frickin' Sweet Ninja HoodHead HedgeBurny's Boney BonnetBuccaneer's BicorneStarboard CrusaderMining LightBattle BoonieBrain-Warming WearHead HedgeUniversal Translator
Favorite miscellaneous items: (By class): Wipe Out WrapsDiplomatPyrobotics PackDouble DynamiteTsar PlatinumMini-EngyChronoscarfBlood BankerSir HootsalotAll-Father
Contact information






Info

Hey ma name is Timwardo

I am a new User to the wiki and am open for tips or suggestions or requests

I main Spy, so my opinion matters more

I regret maining spy

I am a Meme expert, and have received my PhD from LOL U.

Give me a Valve Rocket Launcher, for science...

insert meme about TF2 here

I watch way to much JoJo's Bizzare Adventure

Praise Dio





Userboxes

REDicon.gif This user is an employee of RED.
User Demoman.png This user is a Demoman.
“Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”
User Demopan.png This user is a Demopan.
“Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”


User SillyPingwins Backpack Tuxxy.png This user thinks Tuxxies are classy.
Unusual Logo.png This user owns an Unusual hat.
Multiple quality.png This user owns an item that has more than 1 quality.
SmallEdit.jpg This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.
(...) This user tends to leave no summary with his edits. Sorry.
Paint Can FF69B4.png This user loves to paint his hats.
Backpack Name Tag.png This user loves to rename his items.
DaniVoiceMenu.png This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
Item icon Killstreak Kit.png This user loves to apply Killstreak Kits to their weapons.
Strangifier.png This user owns a Strange cosmetic item.
User Heavy.png This user is a Heavy.
“Which one of you is crying?!”
User Soldier.png This user is a Soldier.
“Maggots!”
User edikkisin Overuses user boxes.png This user overuses user boxes.
Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
g This user plays Garry's Mod.
Item icon Spirit Of Giving.png This user has collected 8 (out of the 239 currently available) Strange weapons.
Trading parcel.png This user loves to trade items.
Deltarune Kris.png This user enjoys eating moss. And no he won't share any.
Scout Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.


Achieved.png This user has earned 220 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 42%!
Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 310 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!
Steam tray.png This user has a Steam profile, which can be found here.
Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 20 hats! (Probably 19 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
Tf2 100.png This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.
Frying Pan.png This user owns the Frying Pan.
Holy Mackerel.png This user's weapons are high in vitamin B.
Conscientious Objector thumb.jpg This user loves to apply decals to their Objectors. Did I mention that this user also loves to collect Objectors?
Scorehud.png This user has skill to edit his/her HUD to different from normal
Game icon 730.png This user plants and defuses bombs every day in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
User ErroR tf2r.png This user raffles way too much!
Backpack Shahanshah.png Thish usher hash a Shahanshah.
Item icon Market Gardener.png This user trails fire from his boots while whacking people with shovels.
Gabe Newell Thumb.jpg This user is a fan of Gabe.
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Userbox JoJo.png This user is a fan of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Tf sniper jarate chop.png This user is a piss sniper.
"Jarate!"

















Weapons List

Weapon Checklist
Leaderboard class scout.png
Scout
Primary Force-A-Nature Shortstop Soda Popper Festive Scattergun Baby Face's Blaster Back Scatter Silver Botkiller Scattergun Gold Botkiller Scattergun Rust Botkiller Scattergun
Used To Have
Force-A-Nature
Do Not Have
Shortstop
Used To Have
Soda Popper
Have
Back Scatter
Do Not Have
Festive Scattergun
Do Not Have
Baby Face's Blaster
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Do Not Have
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Secondary Bonk! Atomic Punch Lugermorph Crit-a-Cola Mad Milk Winger Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol Flying Guillotine Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch
Do Not Have
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Do Not Have
Lugermorph
Have
Crit-a-Cola
Have
Mad Milk
Used To Have
Winger
Have
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Do Not Have
Flying Guillotine
Do Not Have
Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch
Mutated Milk C.A.P.P.E.R Festive Pistol
Do Not Have
Mutated Milk
Do Not Have
C.A.P.P.E.R
Do Not Have
Festive Pistol
Melee Sandman Holy Mackerel Candy Cane Boston Basher Sun-on-a-Stick Fan O'War Three-Rune Blade Atomizer Batsaber
Have
Sandman
Have
Holy Mackerel
Do Not Have
Candy Cane
Do Not Have
Boston Basher
Do Not Have
Sun-On-A-Stick
Have
Fan O'War
Do Not Have
Three-Rune Blade
Used To Have
Atomizer
Do Not Have
Batsaber
Unarmed Combat Wrap Assassin Festive Bat Festive Holy Mackerel
Do Not Have
Unarmed Combat
Have
Wrap Assassin
Do Not Have
Festive Bat
Do Not Have
Festive Holy Mackerel
Leaderboard class soldier.png
Soldier
Primary Direct Hit Black Box Rocket Jumper Liberty Launcher Cow Mangler 5000 Original Festive Rocket Launcher Beggar's Bazooka Air Strike
Have
Direct Hit
Have
Black Box
Have
Rocket Jumper
Have
Liberty Launcher
Have
Cow Mangler 5000
Have
Original
Have
Festive Rocket Launcher
Used To Have
Beggar's Bazooka
Do Not Have
Air Strike
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Secondary Buff Banner Gunboats Battalion's Backup Concheror Mantreads Reserve Shooter Righteous Bison Festive Buff Banner B.A.S.E. Jumper Panic Attack
Have
Buff Banner
Have
Gunboats
Have
Battalion's Backup
Have
Concheror
Have
Mantreads
Used To Have
Reserve Shooter
Have
Righteous Bison
Do Not Have
Festive Buff Banner
Do Not Have
B.A.S.E. Jumper
Have
Panic Attack
Melee Equalizer Pain Train Half-Zatoichi Disciplinary Action Market Gardener Escape Plan
Have
Equalizer
Have
Pain Train
Have
Half-Zatoichi
Have
Disciplinary Action
Have
Market Gardener
Have
Escape Plan
Leaderboard class pyro.png
Pyro
Primary Backburner Degreaser Phlogistinator Festive Flame Thrower Rainblower Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Dragon's Fury Nostromo Napalmer
Have
Backburner
Used To Have
Degreaser
Have
Phlogistinator
Do Not Have
Festive Flame Thrower
Do Not Have
Rainblower
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Do Not Have
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Do Not Have
Dragon's Fury
Do Not Have
Nostromo Napalmer
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Do Not Have
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Do Not Have
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Do Not Have
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Secondary Flare Gun Detonator Reserve Shooter Manmelter Scorch Shot Thermal Thruster Gas Passer Panic Attack
Used To Have
Flare Gun
Have
Detonator
Used To Have
Reserve Shooter
Do Not Have
Manmelter
Have
Scorch Shot
Do Not Have
Thermal Thruster
Have
Gas Passer
Have
Panic Attack
Melee Axtinguisher Homewrecker Powerjack Back Scratcher Sharpened Volcano Fragment Maul Postal Pummeler Third Degree Hot Hand
Have
Axtinguisher
Have
Homewrecker
Have
Powerjack
Do Not Have
Back Scratcher
Have
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Do Not Have
Maul
Do Not Have
Postal Pummeler
Do Not Have
Third Degree
Do Not Have
Hot Hand
Lollichop Neon Annihilator Festive Axtinguisher
Have
Lollichop
Have
Neon Annihilator
Do Not Have
Festive Axtinguisher
Leaderboard class demoman.png
Demoman
Primary Loch-n-Load Ali Baba's Wee Booties Bootlegger Loose Cannon Festive Grenade Launcher B.A.S.E. Jumper Iron Bomber
Have
Loch-n-Load
Have
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Have
Bootlegger
Have
Loose Cannon
Do Not Have
Festive Grenade Launcher
Do Not Have
B.A.S.E. Jumper
Have
Iron Bomber
Secondary Chargin' Targe Scottish Resistance Sticky Jumper Splendid Screen Tide Turner Quickiebomb Launcher Festive Stickybomb Launcher Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher
Have
Chargin' Targe
Have
Scottish Resistance
Have
Sticky Jumper
Have
Splendid Screen
Used To Have
Tide Turner
Used To Have
Quickiebomb Launcher
Do Not Have
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Do Not Have
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Melee Eyelander Pain Train Scotsman's Skullcutter Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker Ullapool Caber Claidheamh Mòr Half-Zatoichi Persian Persuader
Have
Eyelander
Have
Pain Train
Have
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Do Not Have
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Have
Ullapool Caber
Have
Claidheamh Mòr
Have
Half-Zatoichi
Have
Persian Persuader
Nessie's Nine Iron Scottish Handshake
Have
Nessie's Nine Iron
Have
Scottish Handshake
Leaderboard class heavy.png
Heavy
Primary Natascha Iron Curtain Brass Beast Tomislav Festive Minigun Huo-Long Heater Silver Botkiller Minigun Gold Botkiller Minigun
Have
Natascha
Do Not Have
Iron Curtain
Have
Brass Beast
Have
Tomislav
Do Not Have
Festive Minigun
Have
Huo-Long Heater
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Minigun Blood Botkiller Minigun Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Diamond Botkiller Minigun Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Do Not Have
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Secondary Sandvich Dalokohs Bar Buffalo Steak Sandvich Fishcake Family Business Robo-Sandvich Festive Sandvich Second Banana Panic Attack
Have
Sandvich
Have
Dalokohs Bar
Used To Have
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Do Not Have
Fishcake
Have
Family Business
Do Not Have
Robo-Sandvich
Do Not Have
Festive Sandvich
Do Not Have
Second Banana
Have
Panic Attack
Melee Killing Gloves of Boxing Gloves of Running Urgently Warrior's Spirit Fists of Steel Eviction Notice Apoco-Fists Holiday Punch Bread Bite
Have
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Have
Gloves of Running Urgently
Do Not Have
Warrior's Spirit
Have
Fists of Steel
Used To Have
Eviction Notice
Used To Have
Apoco-Fists
Have
Holiday Punch
Do Not Have
Bread Bite
Leaderboard class engineer.png
Engineer
Primary Frontier Justice Widowmaker Pomson 6000 Rescue Ranger Festive Frontier Justice Panic Attack
Have
Frontier Justice
Have
Widowmaker
Have
Pomson 6000
Have
Rescue Ranger
Do Not Have
Festive Frontier Justice
Do Not Have
Panic Attack
Secondary Lugermorph Wrangler Short Circuit C.A.P.P.E.R Giger Counter
Do Not Have
Lugermorph
Have
Wrangler
Have
Short Circuit
Do Not Have
C.A.P.P.E.R
Do Not Have
Giger Counter
Melee Golden Wrench Gunslinger Southern Hospitality Jag Eureka Effect Festive Wrench Silver Botkiller Wrench Gold Botkiller Wrench
Do Not Have
Golden Wrench
Have
Gunslinger
Have
Southern Hospitality
Have
Jag
Have
Eureka Effect
Do Not Have
Festive Wrench
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Wrench Blood Botkiller Wrench Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Diamond Botkiller Wrench Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Do Not Have
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Do Not Have
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Do Not Have
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Do Not Have
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Leaderboard class medic.png
Medic
Primary Blutsauger Crusader's Crossbow Overdose
Have
Blutsauger
Have
Crusader's Crossbow
Have
Overdose
Secondary Kritzkrieg Quick-Fix Festive Medi Gun Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun
Have
Kritzkrieg
Have
Quick-Fix
Do Not Have
Festive Medi Gun
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Do Not Have
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Vaccinator Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Do Not Have
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Have
Vaccinator
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Melee Übersaw Vita-Saw Amputator Solemn Vow Festive Ubersaw
Have
Übersaw
Have
Vita-Saw
Have
Amputator
Have
Solemn Vow
Do Not Have
Festive Ubersaw
Leaderboard class sniper.png
Sniper
Primary Huntsman Sydney Sleeper Bazaar Bargain Machina Festive Sniper Rifle Hitman's Heatmaker Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Shooting Star Classic
Have
Huntsman
Have
Sydney Sleeper
Have
Bazaar Bargain
Have
Machina
Do Not Have
Festive Sniper Rifle
Have
Hitman's Heatmaker
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Do Not Have
Shooting Star
Have
Classic
AWPer Hand Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Festive Huntsman Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Want
AWPer Hand
Do Not Have
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Do Not Have
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Do Not Have
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Do Not Have
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Do Not Have
Festive Huntsman
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Fortified Compound
Do Not Have
Fortified Compound
Secondary Jarate Razorback Darwin's Danger Shield Cozy Camper Cleaner's Carbine Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Have
Jarate
Have
Razorback
Have
Darwin's Danger Shield
Have
Cozy Camper
Have
Cleaner's Carbine
Do Not Have
Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Melee Tribalman's Shiv Bushwacka Shahanshah
Have
Tribalman's Shiv
Have
Bushwacka
Have
Shahanshah
Leaderboard class spy.png
Spy
Secondary Ambassador Big Kill L'Etranger Enforcer Diamondback Festive Ambassador
Have
Ambassador
Do Not Have
Big Kill
Have
L'Etranger
Have
Enforcer
Used To Have
Diamondback
Do Not Have
Festive Ambassador
Melee Your Eternal Reward Conniver's Kunai Big Earner Wanga Prick Sharp Dresser Spy-cicle Black Rose Festive Knife
Have
Your Eternal Reward
Have
Conniver's Kunai
Used To Have
Big Earner
Do Not Have
Wanga Prick
Have
Sharp Dresser
Have
Spy-cicle
Do Not Have
Black Rose
Do Not Have
Festive Knife
Silver Botkiller Knife Gold Botkiller Knife Rust Botkiller Knife Blood Botkiller Knife Carbonado Botkiller Knife Diamond Botkiller Knife Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Do Not Have
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Do Not Have
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Do Not Have
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Do Not Have
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Do Not Have
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
PDA 2 Dead Ringer Cloak and Dagger Enthusiast's Timepiece Quackenbirdt
Have
Dead Ringer
Have
Cloak and Dagger
Do Not Have
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Do Not Have
Quäckenbirdt
Building Red-Tape Recorder Ap-Sap Snack Attack
Have
Red-Tape Recorder
Want
Ap-Sap
Do Not Have
Snack Attack
TF2 crosshair orange.png
All classes
Melee Frying Pan Saxxy Conscientious Objector Freedom Staff Bat Outta Hell Memory Maker Ham Shank Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher Prinny Machete Crossing Guard
Have
Frying Pan
Want
Saxxy
Have
Conscientious Objector
Do Not Have
Freedom Staff
Do Not Have
Bat Outta Hell
Do Not Have
Memory Maker
Do Not Have
Ham Shank
Want
Golden Frying Pan
Do Not Have
Necro Smasher
Do Not Have
Prinny Machete
Do Not Have
Crossing Guard
Key Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed
  • † Usable by all classes except Engineer and Spy
  • ‡ Usable by all classes except Spy