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== "Meet the Scout" Video Transcript ==
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[''[[Faster Than A Speeding Bullet (Soundtrack)|Faster Than a Speeding Bullet]] plays as the warehouse doors in [[Well]] rise, revealing a crouching [[RED]] [[Scout]] with other members of Red Team.'']
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[''The Scout watches various [[BLU]] Team members stationed around center point: an [[Engineer]] industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking [[Spy]], and a [[Soldier]] juggling rockets.'']
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[''Scout pumps his [[Scattergun]] and RED runs out to attack center point.'']
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[''The [[Scout]] charges into a fierce battle on [[Well]], quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map dodging everything that [[BLU]] throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing [[train]]'' as it crushes a BLU [[Soldier]] and [[Pyro]].]
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[''"Meet the Scout" text appears'']
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[''Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.'']
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'''Scout''': "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?''
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[''Cut to a scene of a BLU [[Heavy]], sitting near the third [[Control Point]] in [[Granary]] about to take a bite of a [[Sandvich]], when he is poked in the head by the Scout's [[Bat]].'']
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'''Scout''': "Yo, what's up?"
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[''Cuts back to Scout in front of text.'']
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'''Scout''': D-Do you have ''any idea'', any idea who I am?"
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[''Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.'']
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'''Scout''': "Basically - kind of a big deal!"
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[''Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.'']
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'''Scout''': [''Flexes a muscle''] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"
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[''Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.'']
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'''Scout''': " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'-[''pokes the camera''] I hurt people."
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[''Cut back to fight,  The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.'']
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'''Scout''': "BOINK!"
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'''Scout''': [''Back to Text''] "I'm a Force-A-Nature!"
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[''Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.'']
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'''Scout''': "BONK!"
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[''Cuts back to Scout'']
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'''Scout''': "If ''you'' were from where ''I'' was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"
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[''Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his [[Sandvich]]; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.'']
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[''Cuts back to Scout'']
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'''Scout''': "WOOO!"
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[''Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays'']
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[''Scout sits on the twitching body of the Heavy eating the Heavy's [[Sandvich]]; the point is now [[RED]]'s.'']
  
 
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Revision as of 06:36, 7 November 2010

Meet the Scout
Meet the Scout Titlecard
Video Info
Released: April 19, 2008
Run time: 1:35

"Meet the Scout" Video Transcript

[Faster Than a Speeding Bullet plays as the warehouse doors in Well rise, revealing a crouching RED Scout with other members of Red Team.]

[The Scout watches various BLU Team members stationed around center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]

[Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack center point.]

[The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map dodging everything that BLU throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.]

["Meet the Scout" text appears]

[Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.]

Scout: "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?

[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third Control Point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]

Scout: "Yo, what's up?"

[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]

Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"

[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"

[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.]

Scout: [Flexes a muscle] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"

[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'-[pokes the camera] I hurt people."

[Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.]

Scout: "BOINK!"

Scout: [Back to Text] "I'm a Force-A-Nature!"

[Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.]

Scout: "BONK!"

[Cuts back to Scout]

Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"

[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.]

[Cuts back to Scout]

Scout: "WOOO!"

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]

[Scout sits on the twitching body of the Heavy eating the Heavy's Sandvich; the point is now RED's.]

Notes

  • When the Scout pokes the camera during the line, "...and brother, I hurt people," he leaves a fingerprint which stays there for the rest of the video.
  • The Sandvich in the video was later released as an unlockable item for the Heavy.
  • The Force-A-Nature weapon is named after the Scout's description of himself in this video.
  • The Scout's line about himself was an homage to the boxing champion Muhammed Ali. He once said, "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."
  • At the end, the Scout is seen eating the Heavy's Sandvich. This was later referenced in the achievement, "Dodgers 1, Giants 0."