(Voice): Wallacethewalrus

Wallacethewalrus
Basic information
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Type:	Chucklehead
Health:	9 / 3,000 when on a sugar high
Speed:	1% / 500% when on a sugar high
Team Fortress 2

Quote of the Month

“

Holy shit guys, KIDDIE LAAAAND! I wanna ride one! Just one! — Ellis, embracing his inner child

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Team Fortress 2

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user is an employee of RED.	This user plays on SLAG servers by Mecha the Slag.	This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: January 12, 2010
This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”	This user plays air guitar over your smoldering corpse.	40px This user owns a Strange Botkiller Flame Thrower. Rank: Spectacularly Lethal Kills: 275	This user has a Pyromancer's Mask painted
This user has a Pyrotechnic Tote painted The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”	This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen!	This user owns a Strange Knife. Rank: Wicked Nasty Kills: 500	This user has a Hat of Cards painted Radigan Conagher Brown
This user has a Made Man painted Pink as Hell

My Great Hat Collection

This user owns 59 hats! (Probably 58 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

OH MAN OH GOD HE WANTS MY STUFF!

other stuff that nobody cares about

Loadouts
Piero	File:Item icon Botkiller Flame Thrower.png Botkiller Flame Thrower	Strange Reserve Shooter	Strange Back Scratcher	Pyromancer's Mask	Sight for Sore Eyes	Pyrotechnic Tote	The Reserve Shooter offsets the lack of faster weapon switch speed from the lack of Degreaser without sacrificing damage, and the Back Scratcher helps me heal without having to hunt down a Medic or Dispenser.