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Wallacethewalrus
Wallacethewalrus
Basic information
Icon: Leaderboard class pyro.png
Type: Chucklehead
Health: 9 / 3,000 when on a sugar high
Speed: 1% / 500% when on a sugar high
Team Fortress 2


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Holy shit guys, KIDDIE LAAAAND! I wanna ride one! Just one!
Ellis, embracing his inner child

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Hire Date: January 12, 2010


User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
Melee icon Axe.png This user plays air guitar over your smoldering corpse.
40px This user owns a Strange Botkiller Flame Thrower.
Rank: Spectacularly Lethal
Kills: 275


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User Spy.png This user is a Spy.
“You know, hiding won’t save you.”
Melee icon Knife.png This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen!
Backpack Knife.png This user owns a Strange Knife.
Rank: Wicked Nasty
Kills: 500


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My Great Hat Collection

Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 59 hats! (Probably 58 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

User Wallacethewalrus Linebeck.png OH MAN OH GOD HE WANTS MY STUFF!


Hat Checklist
Batter's Helmet Bonk Helm Ye Olde Baker Boy Baseball Bill's Sports Shine Troublemaker's Tossle Cap Whoopee Cap Milkman Bombing Run Flipped Trilby
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Batter's Helmet
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Bonk Helm
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Ye Olde Baker Boy
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Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
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Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
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Whoopee Cap
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Milkman
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Bombing Run
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Flipped Trilby
Superfan Hero's Tail El Jefe Backwards Ballcap Hermes Hot Dogger Wrap Battler Big Elfin Deal Front Runner
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Superfan
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Hero's Tail
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El Jefe
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Backwards Ballcap
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Hermes
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Hot Dogger
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Wrap Battler
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Big Elfin Deal
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Front Runner
Cross-Comm Express Fed-Fightin' Fedora Void Monk Hair Robot Running Man Crafty Hair Hanger-On Hood Wilson Weave Bonk Leadwear Bot Dogger
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Cross-Comm Express
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Fed-Fightin' Fedora
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Void Monk Hair
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Robot Running Man
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Crafty Hair
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Hanger-On Hood
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Wilson Weave
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Bonk Leadwear
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Bot Dogger
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
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Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Soldier's Stash Tyrant's Helm Stainless Pot Killer's Kabuto Sergeant's Drill Hat Lumbricus Lid Grenadier's Softcap Chieftain's Challenge Stout Shako
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Soldier's Stash
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Tyrant's Helm
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Stainless Pot
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Killer's Kabuto
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Sergeant's Drill Hat
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Lumbricus Lid
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Grenadier's Softcap
Used To Have
Chieftain's Challenge
Used To Have
Stout Shako
Dr's Dapper Topper Exquisite Rack Defiant Spartan Hero's Hachimaki Honcho's Headgear Brain Bucket Team Captain Furious Fukaamigasa Jumper's Jeepcap
Used To Have
Dr's Dapper Topper
Used To Have
Exquisite Rack
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Defiant Spartan
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Hero's Hachimaki
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Honcho's Headgear
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Brain Bucket
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Team Captain
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Furious Fukaamigasa
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Jumper's Jeepcap
Armored Authority Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet Stahlhelm Hat With No Name Salty Dog Idiot Box Infernal Impaler Lucky Shot Conquistador
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Armored Authority
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Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
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Stahlhelm
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Hat With No Name
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Salty Dog
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Idiot Box
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Infernal Impaler
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Lucky Shot
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Conquistador
Battle Bob Cross-Comm Crash Helmet Helmet Without a Home Tin Pot Crafty Hair War Pig Zipperface Chief Constable Soldier's Slope Scopers
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Battle Bob
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Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
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Helmet Without a Home
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Tin Pot
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Crafty Hair
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War Pig
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Zipperface
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Chief Constable
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Soldier's Slope Scopers
Doe-Boy Full Metal Drill Hat Steel Shako Tyrantium Helmet
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Doe-Boy
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Full Metal Drill Hat
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Steel Shako
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Tyrantium Helmet
Pyro's Beanie Brigade Helm Respectless Rubber Glove Triboniophorus Tyrannus Vintage Merryweather Attendant Old Guadalajara Napper's Respite Handyman's Handle
Do Not Have
Pyro's Beanie
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Brigade Helm
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Respectless Rubber Glove
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Triboniophorus Tyrannus
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Vintage Merryweather
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Attendant
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Old Guadalajara
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Napper's Respite
Want
Handyman's Handle
Madame Dixie Pyromancer's Mask Prancer's Pride Dead Cone Hottie's Hoodie Connoisseur's Cap Stately Steel Toe Birdcage Little Buddy
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Madame Dixie
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Pyromancer's Mask
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Prancer's Pride
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Dead Cone
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Hottie's Hoodie
Have
Connoisseur's Cap
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Stately Steel Toe
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Birdcage
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Little Buddy
Flamboyant Flamenco Blazing Bull Bubble Pipe Head Warmer Waxy Wayfinder Triclops Area 451 Wraith Wrap DethKapp
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Flamboyant Flamenco
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Blazing Bull
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Bubble Pipe
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Head Warmer
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Waxy Wayfinder
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Triclops
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Area 451
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Wraith Wrap
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DethKapp
Person in the Iron Mask Necronomicrown Bolted Birdcage Electric Escorter Firewall Helmet Metal Slug Plumber's Pipe Pyro's Boron Beanie Respectless Robo-Glove
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Person in the Iron Mask
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Necronomicrown
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Bolted Birdcage
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Electric Escorter
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Firewall Helmet
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Metal Slug
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Plumber's Pipe
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Pyro's Boron Beanie
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Respectless Robo-Glove
Demoman's Fro Glengarry Bonnet Scotsman's Stove Pipe Hustler's Hallmark Tippler's Tricorne Sober Stuntman Carouser's Capotain Rimmed Raincatcher Scotch Bonnet
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Demoman's Fro
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Glengarry Bonnet
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Scotsman's Stove Pipe
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Hustler's Hallmark
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Tippler's Tricorne
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Sober Stuntman
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Carouser's Capotain
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Rimmed Raincatcher
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Scotch Bonnet
Prince Tavish's Crown Samur-Eye Private Eye Reggaelator Conjurer's Cowl Sultan's Ceremonial Tam O' Shanter Mask of the Shaman Tavish DeGroot Experience
Have
Prince Tavish's Crown
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Samur-Eye
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Private Eye
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Reggaelator
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Conjurer's Cowl
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Sultan's Ceremonial
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Tam O' Shanter
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Mask of the Shaman
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Tavish DeGroot Experience
Buccaneer's Bicorne Hair of the Dog Bolgan Grenadier Helm K-9 Mane Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return) Wilson Weave Bolted Bicorne Broadband Bonnet
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Buccaneer's Bicorne
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Hair of the Dog
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Bolgan
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Grenadier Helm
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K-9 Mane
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Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
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Wilson Weave
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Bolted Bicorne
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Broadband Bonnet
Cyborg Stunt Helmet FR-0 Pure Tin Capotain Strontium Stove Pipe
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Cyborg Stunt Helmet
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FR-0
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Pure Tin Capotain
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Strontium Stove Pipe
Football Helmet Officer's Ushanka Tough Guy's Toque Hound Dog Heavy Duty Rag Pugilist's Protector Hard Counter Cadaver's Cranium Dealer's Visor
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Football Helmet
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Officer's Ushanka
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Tough Guy's Toque
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Hound Dog
Used To Have
Heavy Duty Rag
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Pugilist's Protector
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Hard Counter
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Cadaver's Cranium
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Dealer's Visor
Coupe D'isaster Big Chief Magnificent Mongolian Dread Knot Team Captain Capo's Capper Copper's Hard Top Pilotka Dragonborn Helmet
Do Not Have
Coupe D'isaster
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Big Chief
Want
Magnificent Mongolian
Do Not Have
Dread Knot
Have
Team Captain
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Capo's Capper
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Copper's Hard Top
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Pilotka
Do Not Have
Dragonborn Helmet
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat Gym Rat One-Man Army Outdoorsman Can Opener War Head U-clank-a Crafty Hair Soviet Gentleman
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Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat
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Gym Rat
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One-Man Army
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Outdoorsman
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Can Opener
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War Head
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U-clank-a
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Crafty Hair
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Soviet Gentleman
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap K-9 Mane Grand Duchess Tiara Brock's Locks Carl Pounding Father Wilson Weave Bunsen Brave Gridiron Guardian
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Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
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K-9 Mane
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Grand Duchess Tiara
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Brock's Locks
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Carl
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Pounding Father
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Wilson Weave
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Bunsen Brave
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Gridiron Guardian
Tungsten Toque
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Tungsten Toque
Mining Light Texas Ten Gallon Engineer's Cap Texas Slim's Dome Shine Hotrod Safe'n'Sound Buckaroo's Hat Industrial Festivizer Big Country
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Mining Light
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Texas Ten Gallon
Used To Have
Engineer's Cap
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Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Have
Hotrod
Used To Have
Safe'n'Sound
Do Not Have
Buckaroo's Hat
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Industrial Festivizer
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Big Country
Professor's Peculiarity Hetman's Headpiece Western Wear Ol' Geezer Clockwerk's Helm Pencil Pusher Virtual Reality Headset Buzz Killer Tin-1000
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Professor's Peculiarity
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Hetman's Headpiece
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Western Wear
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Ol' Geezer
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Clockwerk's Helm
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Pencil Pusher
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Virtual Reality Headset
Do Not Have
Buzz Killer
Do Not Have
Tin-1000
Crafty Hair Master Mind Barnstormer Last Straw Vox Diabolus Wilson Weave Data Mining Light Plug-In Prospector Texas Tin-Gallon
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Crafty Hair
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Master Mind
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Barnstormer
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Last Straw
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Vox Diabolus
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Wilson Weave
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Data Mining Light
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Plug-In Prospector
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Texas Tin-Gallon
Timeless Topper
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Timeless Topper
Prussian Pickelhaube Vintage Tyrolean Otolaryngologist's Mirror Physician's Procedure Mask Ze Goggles Gentleman's Gatsby Berliner's Bucket Helm German Gonzila Geisha Boy
Used To Have
Prussian Pickelhaube
Have
Vintage Tyrolean
Do Not Have
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
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Physician's Procedure Mask
Want
Ze Goggles
Do Not Have
Gentleman's Gatsby
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Berliner's Bucket Helm
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German Gonzila
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Geisha Boy
Medic's Mountain Cap Grimm Hatte Private Eye Team Captain Doctor's Sack Planeswalker Helm Surgeon's Stahlhelm Einstein Gentleman's Ushanka
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Medic's Mountain Cap
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Grimm Hatte
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Private Eye
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Team Captain
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Doctor's Sack
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Planeswalker Helm
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Surgeon's Stahlhelm
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Einstein
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Gentleman's Ushanka
Crafty Hair Combat Medic's Crusher Cap Wilson Weave Halogen Head Lamp Platinum Pickelhaube Titanium Tyrolean Virus Doctor
Do Not Have
Crafty Hair
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Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
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Wilson Weave
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Halogen Head Lamp
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Platinum Pickelhaube
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Titanium Tyrolean
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Virus Doctor
Trophy Belt Professional's Panama Master's Yellow Belt Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative Shooter's Sola Topi Bloke's Bucket Hat Ol' Snaggletooth Larrikin Robin Crocleather Slouch
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Trophy Belt
Do Not Have
Professional's Panama
Do Not Have
Master's Yellow Belt
Do Not Have
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Used To Have
Shooter's Sola Topi
Do Not Have
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Have
Ol' Snaggletooth
Do Not Have
Larrikin Robin
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Crocleather Slouch
Desert Marauder Anger Your Worst Nightmare Swagman's Swatter Holy Hunter Bushman's Boonie Fruit Shoot Flamingo Kid Liquidator's Lid
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Desert Marauder
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Anger
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Your Worst Nightmare
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Swagman's Swatter
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Holy Hunter
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Bushman's Boonie
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Fruit Shoot
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Flamingo Kid
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Liquidator's Lid
Lone Star Bolted Bushman Stovepipe Sniper Shako Cold Killer Sydney Straw Boat Bloodhound Letch's LED Shooter's Tin Topi Soldered Sensei
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Lone Star
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Bolted Bushman
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Stovepipe Sniper Shako
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Cold Killer
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Sydney Straw Boat
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Bloodhound
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Letch's LED
Do Not Have
Shooter's Tin Topi
Do Not Have
Soldered Sensei
Fancy Fedora Backbiter's Billycock Magistrate's Mullet Frenchman's Beret Familiar Fez Détective Noir Private Eye Charmer's Chapeau Janissary Ketche
Do Not Have
Fancy Fedora
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Backbiter's Billycock
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Magistrate's Mullet
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Frenchman's Beret
Have
Familiar Fez
Have
Détective Noir
Do Not Have
Private Eye
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Charmer's Chapeau
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Janissary Ketche
Cosa Nostra Cap Nanobalaclava Counterfeit Billycock L'Inspecteur Under Cover Dashin' Hashshashin Ninja Cowl Stealth Steeler Hat of Cards
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Cosa Nostra Cap
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Nanobalaclava
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Counterfeit Billycock
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L'Inspecteur
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Under Cover
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Dashin' Hashshashin
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Ninja Cowl
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Stealth Steeler
Do Not Have
Hat of Cards
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask Bloodhound Base Metal Billycock Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
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Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
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Bloodhound
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Base Metal Billycock
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Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Cheater's Lament Ghastly Gibus Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask Bill's Hat Modest Pile of Hat Noble Amassment of Hats Towering Pillar of Hats Max's Severed Head Alien Swarm Parasite
Do Not Have
Cheater's Lament
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Ghastly Gibus
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Mildly Disturbing
Halloween Mask
Do Not Have
Bill's Hat
Used To Have
Modest Pile of Hat
Do Not Have
Noble Amassment of Hats
Do Not Have
Towering Pillar of Hats
Do Not Have
Max's Severed Head
Do Not Have
Alien Swarm Parasite
Mann Co. Cap Wiki Cap Ellis' Cap Ghastlier Gibus Halloween Masks Saxton Hale Mask Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head Voodoo Juju Spine-Chilling Skull
Do Not Have
Mann Co. Cap
Do Not Have
Wiki Cap
Do Not Have
Ellis' Cap
Do Not Have
Ghastlier Gibus
Do Not Have
Halloween Masks
Do Not Have
Saxton Hale Mask
Have
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Do Not Have
Voodoo Juju
Do Not Have
Spine-Chilling Skull
Horrific Headsplitter Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect placeholder pre Dec 17th 2010.png A Rather Festive Tree World Traveler's Hat Athletic Supporter Humanitarian's Hachimaki Benefactor's Kanmuri Magnanimous Monarch Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Have
Horrific Headsplitter
Do Not Have
Treasure Hunt Hat
Do Not Have
A Rather Festive Tree
Have
World Traveler's Hat
Do Not Have
Athletic Supporter
Do Not Have
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Do Not Have
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Do Not Have
Magnanimous Monarch
Do Not Have
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Frontline Field Recorder Lo-Fi Longwave Spiral Sallet Proof of Purchase Summer Hat Company Man Party Hat Killer Exclusive Manniversary Paper Hat
Do Not Have
Frontline Field Recorder
Do Not Have
Lo-Fi Longwave
Have
Spiral Sallet
Do Not Have
Proof of Purchase
Do Not Have
Summer Hat
Do Not Have
Company Man
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Party Hat
Do Not Have
Killer Exclusive
Do Not Have
Manniversary Paper Hat
Ghastlierest Gibus Seal Mask MONOCULUS! Spine-Chilling Skull 2011 Point and Shoot Top Notch B.M.O.C. Brown Bomber Ebenezer
Do Not Have
Ghastlierest Gibus
Do Not Have
Seal Mask
Do Not Have
MONOCULUS!
Do Not Have
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Do Not Have
Point and Shoot
Do Not Have
Top Notch
Do Not Have
B.M.O.C.
Do Not Have
Brown Bomber
Do Not Have
Ebenezer
Full Head Of Steam Holiday Headcase Warsworn Helmet Dueler Philateler Gifting Man From Gifting Land Bolt Action Blitzer Gentle Munitionne of Leisure Robot Chicken Hat
Do Not Have
Full Head Of Steam
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Holiday Headcase
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Warsworn Helmet
Do Not Have
Dueler
Do Not Have
Philateler
Do Not Have
Gifting Man From Gifting Land
Do Not Have
Bolt Action Blitzer
Do Not Have
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Do Not Have
Robot Chicken Hat
Human Cannonball Ghostly Gibus Skull Island Topper Crone's Dome Executioner Cockfighter That '70s Chapeau Mann Co. Online Cap Antlers
Do Not Have
Human Cannonball
Do Not Have
Ghostly Gibus
Do Not Have
Skull Island Topper
Do Not Have
Crone's Dome
Do Not Have
Executioner
Do Not Have
Cockfighter
Do Not Have
That '70s Chapeau
Do Not Have
Mann Co. Online Cap
Do Not Have
Antlers
Tough Stuff Muffs Brütal Bouffant TF2VRH Conspiracy Cap Public Accessor Galvanized Gibus Modest Metal Pile of Scrap Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Do Not Have
Tough Stuff Muffs
Do Not Have
Brütal Bouffant
Do Not Have
TF2VRH
Do Not Have
Conspiracy Cap
Do Not Have
Public Accessor
Do Not Have
Galvanized Gibus
Do Not Have
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Do Not Have
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Do Not Have
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
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other stuff that nobody cares about

Loadouts
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Piero

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Botkiller Flame Thrower

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Strange Reserve Shooter

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Strange Back Scratcher

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Pyromancer's Mask

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Sight for Sore Eyes

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Pyrotechnic Tote

The Reserve Shooter offsets the lack of faster weapon switch speed from the lack of Degreaser without sacrificing damage, and the Back Scratcher helps me heal without having to hunt down a Medic or Dispenser.