OluapPlayer
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What is this Open Beta thing and why should I be happy about it?
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About me
I am the most forgotten and underrated admin of this Wiki. No one cares about poor old me.
I'm just one of these Failgineers who get killed by the noobiest things and likes to edit his own user page for his own amusement. I am disgustingly kind to everyone, but I can be a real jackass if you bother me. I hate Spies and I hope they all burn in the genderless alien hands of a Pyro.
The Pain Train is an understimated weapon, and you shouldn't make fun of it.
I really despise people who come here with Community weapons as their goal. If I discover that you only came here for one, boy, I'm gonna turn your life into hell.
(Not so) Useful links
Community Wrench
AKA Wrenchy.
I use
Hey Wind, I stole this from you, and I don't care if you mind because I'm using it anyway. XOXO
Class | Primary | Secondary | Melee | Hat | Reasoning |
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Scoot |
Scattergun |
Bonk! Atomic Punch |
Bat |
Modest Pile of Hat |
I rarely play Scout on serious matches since my aim sucks and my game is laggy, but when I do I like to mess with enemy Engies with Bonk! Atomic Punch. I find the FaN harder to use (OMG IZ NOT POSSIBLE) and I don't like the Sandman's HP removal. |
Soulja |
Rocket Launcher |
Gunboats |
Equalizer |
None |
I stick to the Rocket Launcher all the time, as the splash damage is much superior to the Direct Hit. I normally stick to the Shotgun but I'll trade for the Buff Banner if my team is good at teamwork. And the Equalizer, is there a reason not to use it? |
Pryo |
Flamethrower |
Shotgun |
Homewrecker |
Brigade Helm |
I am a defensive Pyro, defending Engie nests from Spies and stuff. I'm not that good at reflecting but I'm getting better. I use the Shotgun as it's easier to aim with it, and the Homewrecker to protect Engie's gear if a Spy saps it. I love making Spies rage. |
Black Scottish Cyclops |
Grenade Launcher |
Stickybomb Launcher |
Bottle |
Scotsman's Stove Pipe |
My Demoman loadout changes depending of the map. I may use the Chargin' Targe sometimes but I generally stick to the Sticky (wat) Launcher. I'm not very good at using stickies offensively, but I'm learning. Sometimes I may go "PainTrainknight" on 5-CP maps. It's strangely effective. |
Hevi |
Natascha |
Shotgun |
Fists |
Modest Pile of Hat |
Because my Natascha was killed by the Golden Wrench, I'm currently using Sasha. But I prefer the Natascha to get these pesky Scouts, Pyros and Spies. Since the Sandvich nerf I'm sticking more to the Shotty, and I use Fists because...POW! HAHA! |
Vagineer |
Shotgun |
Wrangler |
Community Wrench |
Modest Pile of Hat |
As an Engineer, I prefer the Shotgun's 6 shots to the Frontier Justice's 3, and since I have a terrible aim, revenge crits are usually wasted on nothing. There's no reason not to use the Wrangler, and I prefer to use the normal Wrench for the offensive-only Gunslinger and it's Pyro-weak cousin. |
Medick |
Syringe Gun |
Medigun |
Ubersaw |
Prussian Pickelhaube |
When I play Medic, I prefer the Syringe Gun's faster self-healing rate, since I suck at aiming with the Blutsauger. I generally stick to the Medigun, but I use the Kritzkrieg on defense sometimes. And there's no reason not to use the Übersaw. |
Snoipah |
Huntsman |
Jarate |
Tribalman's Shiv |
Noble Amassment of Hats |
I never play Sniper on serious matches. So this loadout doesn't really matters. JA-RATE! |
Spai |
Revolver |
Cloak and Dagger |
Knife |
Frenchman's Beret |
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To-do stuff
- Get info about new game mode (IZ NOT POSSIBLE yet)
Those doggone userboxes
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