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| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 22.wav|"''Look at you!'' You're a veritable Murderers' Row of killers! I'll have my graveyard in no time! First, you get the graveyard! Then you get the customers! Then you get the $12,000 to pay back the Japanese Mafia! They burned Merasmus' apartment down! ''They're animals'', mortals!"]] | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 22.wav|"''Look at you!'' You're a veritable Murderers' Row of killers! I'll have my graveyard in no time! First, you get the graveyard! Then you get the customers! Then you get the $12,000 to pay back the Japanese Mafia! They burned Merasmus' apartment down! ''They're animals'', mortals!"]] |
| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 23.wav|"''Just look'' at those souls of yours! Wasting away in those big, stupid bodies! Oh the things I could do with them! The only thing I can't do is pay off the Japanese Mafia with them. Ha ha! They made that very ''explicit''...American currency only."]] | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 23.wav|"''Just look'' at those souls of yours! Wasting away in those big, stupid bodies! Oh the things I could do with them! The only thing I can't do is pay off the Japanese Mafia with them. Ha ha! They made that very ''explicit''...American currency only."]] |
− | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 24.wav|"My circus isn't very ''safe'', is it? Too bad you can't file a complaint with the ''Better Business Bureau!'' Because...wait, I suppose there's nothing stopping you, is there? Well, it appears Merasamus didn't think this through..."]] | + | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 24.wav|"My circus isn't very ''safe'', is it? Too bad you can't file a complaint with the ''Better Business Bureau!'' Because...wait, I suppose there's nothing stopping you, is there? Well, it appears Merasamus didn't think this through..."]] (See: [[w:Better Business Bureau|Better Business Bureau]]) |
| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 25.wav|"''Be afraid, mortals!'' Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, is coming! You know who's '''not''' scared of Bonzo? The Japanese Mafia! They don't appear to be scared of anything. Except not getting the money I owe them. (nervously) And even that just seems to make them angry..."]] | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 25.wav|"''Be afraid, mortals!'' Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, is coming! You know who's '''not''' scared of Bonzo? The Japanese Mafia! They don't appear to be scared of anything. Except not getting the money I owe them. (nervously) And even that just seems to make them angry..."]] |
| *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 26.wav|"I ''hope'' you signed your release forms, fools, indemnifying Merasmus in the events of your deaths! (laughter) Because otherwise, I'm in a lot of trouble...Merasmus has two strikes...I will go to jail...'''FOREVER!'''"]] | | *[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 26.wav|"I ''hope'' you signed your release forms, fools, indemnifying Merasmus in the events of your deaths! (laughter) Because otherwise, I'm in a lot of trouble...Merasmus has two strikes...I will go to jail...'''FOREVER!'''"]] |